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TIMMYtoZO
04-13-2013, 12:29 AM
:lol Kobe tearing his achillies
:lol stupid be@ner fans
:lol dumbass D'Antoni running his players into the ground
:lol fighting so hard just to get the fucking 8th seed
:lol having an old ass team
:lol having Dwight Howard as your franchise player
:lol Lakers

HarlemHeat37
04-13-2013, 12:32 AM
:lol Snitching
:lol Masturbating after the rape
:lol choking women during sex
:lol whipped by Vanessa
:lol Donkey Kong-looking daughters
:lol fake injuries
:lol quits when the Lakers are down
:lol gives himself nicknames
:lol constant propaganda from Al-Quobe

HarlemHeat37
04-13-2013, 12:34 AM
:lol Jim Buss
:lol Jerry Buss rotting in the ground
:lol needing historic FT differentials to beat mediocre teams by close margins
:lol we want Phil
:lol 73-9
:lol match up well with Miami
:lol I'm dead broke from paying for basketball reasons

Thread
04-13-2013, 12:34 AM
^You've nary room. Your Neal raped as well.

ElNono
04-13-2013, 12:37 AM
:lol too much Vino
:lol caught offguard by real injury
:lol crying like a pussy

Thread
04-13-2013, 12:38 AM
:lol too much Vino
:lol caught offguard by real injury
:lol crying like a pussy

:rolleyes

DMC
04-13-2013, 12:38 AM
I hear Jerry Buss finally got to meet some decent ball players recently... er I meant pall bearers... stupid auto correct.

jestersmash
04-13-2013, 12:38 AM
:lol

jeebus
04-13-2013, 12:40 AM
:lol paying for basketball reasons

Clipper Nation
04-13-2013, 12:41 AM
:lol Lakers
:lol The Sweep
:lol Karma from years of laughing at Clipper injuries biting you in the ass
:lol Kirby running himself into the ground due to his ego
:lol Needing 50 food stamps per night and countless games against black coaches just to get the 8th seed
:lol Thunderefs gonna be Kate Fabering that ass come round 1
:lol Jerry Buss looking up at the Lakers

DMC
04-13-2013, 12:42 AM
:lol Lakers
:lol The Sweep
:lol Karma from years of laughing at Clipper injuries biting you in the ass
:lol Kirby running himself into the ground due to his ego
:lol Needing 50 food stamps per night and countless games against black coaches just to get the 8th seed
:lol Thunderefs gonna be Kate Fabering that ass come round 1
:lol Jerry Buss looking up at the Lakers

Kobe Roy

Thread
04-13-2013, 12:43 AM
Kobe Roy

Boiled down:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

usdane
04-13-2013, 12:43 AM
stay classy.

Thread
04-13-2013, 12:43 AM
:lol Lakers
:lol The Sweep
:lol Karma from years of laughing at Clipper injuries biting you in the ass
:lol Kirby running himself into the ground due to his ego
:lol Needing 50 food stamps per night and countless games against black coaches just to get the 8th seed
:lol Thunderefs gonna be Kate Fabering that ass come round 1
:lol Jerry Buss looking up at the Lakers

:rolleyes

lefty
04-13-2013, 12:45 AM
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxkup925oX1qzjnuuo1_400.jpg

D12
04-13-2013, 12:46 AM
:lol the day that Lechimp and D-Whistle go down with an injury will be karmic justice
:lol Harlem faggot in here gaying up another thread with his male fantasies

midnightpulp
04-13-2013, 12:48 AM
:lol the day that Lechimp and D-Whistle go down with an injury will be karmic justice
:lol Harlem faggot in here gaying up another thread with his male fantasies

Let it out, homie.

You're where I was at when Blake got those two freethrows. I understand. Trust me, I do.

D12
04-13-2013, 12:52 AM
Let it out, homie.

You're where I was at when Blake got those two freethrows. I understand. Trust me, I do.
:lmao as if you would understand. The day Duncan goes down with a season-possible career ending injury you will understand. Until then, shut the fuck up faggot.

Oh and you got your wish, Kobe is done.

Celebrate. Fucking pussy.

Mori Chu
04-13-2013, 04:52 PM
I want that Laker pick more than anything this year. But gloating over an opposing player's injury is bad karma. It'll come back to bite ya. If you Spurfans want your decrepit "Big 3" to make it through the playoffs with their legs still attached, best not to wish ill on Kobe's Achilles tendon.

Thread
04-13-2013, 04:58 PM
I want that Laker pick more than anything this year. But gloating over an opposing player's injury is bad karma. It'll come back to bite ya. If you Spurfans want your decrepit "Big 3" to make it through the playoffs with their legs still attached, best not to wish ill on Kobe's Achilles tendon.

Nonsense. That's voodoo, Mori. It's magic. It's malarkey. That injury serves you at gross examination. You have every right to wish it, celebrate it. Christ, I preemptively hoped that the guy you draft with that pick would meet his doom like in a plane crash or otherwise calamity. Nothin' happened to me, did it? I'm livin' still.

baseline bum
04-13-2013, 05:16 PM
I want that Laker pick more than anything this year. But gloating over an opposing player's injury is bad karma. It'll come back to bite ya. If you Spurfans want your decrepit "Big 3" to make it through the playoffs with their legs still attached, best not to wish ill on Kobe's Achilles tendon.

Not happening either way, so fuck Kobe. I hope he gets a transfusion from Magic when he's in surgery.

Mugen
04-13-2013, 05:21 PM
April 12, 2013 should now be known as National Snitches Get Stitches Day.

Thread
04-13-2013, 05:24 PM
April 12, 2013 should now be known as National Snitches Get Stitches Day.

:rolleyes

Thread
04-13-2013, 05:26 PM
Not happening either way, so fuck Kobe. I hope he gets a transfusion from Magic when he's in surgery.

I figure if we win tomorrow we may not have to win again. Utah goes twice more before we go against Houston.

baseline bum
04-13-2013, 05:26 PM
:lol $30 milion contract for broken down piece of shit
:lol prime amnesty candidate
:lol nearing time for Vanessa to cash out
:lol next contract will only be for MLE
:lol won't even pay for the next ring
:lol 2013-14 Kobe = Wizards Jordan in the best case

Thread
04-13-2013, 05:27 PM
:lol $30 milion contract for broken down piece of shit
:lol prime amnesty candidate
:lol nearing time for Vanessa to cash out
:lol next contract will only be for MLE
:lol won't even pay for the next ring
:lol 2013-14 Kobe = Wizards Jordan in the best case

Boiled down:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

benefactor
04-13-2013, 05:29 PM
What a great day.

Thread
04-13-2013, 05:30 PM
^ I want you to look at this. If this don't beat all I have ever seen. He's quoting himself.

You asshole, you.

callo1
04-13-2013, 06:02 PM
:lol Kobe tearing his achillies
:lol stupid be@ner fans
:lol dumbass D'Antoni running his players into the ground
:lol fighting so hard just to get the fucking 8th seed
:lol having an old ass team
:lol having Dwight Howard as your franchise player
:lol Lakers

Childish and cowardly tbh.

Johnsyounger
04-13-2013, 07:32 PM
I love the Kobe 5 Duncan 4 argument. 2002 was fixed. Fact. As in not debatable. Duncan won with less every time.

Medvedenko
04-13-2013, 08:09 PM
:lol this forum.

Thread
04-13-2013, 08:10 PM
I love the Kobe 5 Duncan 4 argument.

Then you won't mind:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

Harry Callahan
04-13-2013, 08:47 PM
Then you won't mind:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

Duncan 4
Shaq 2.75
kobe 2.25

Let's get the math right here. The non-fat O'neal was the one who made things happen and opened up things for Bryant.

Reck
04-13-2013, 09:00 PM
:lol LkrFan

Thread
04-13-2013, 09:04 PM
Duncan 4
Shaq 2.75
kobe 2.25

Let's get the math right here. The non-fat O'neal was the one who made things happen and opened up things for Bryant.

Fine. You take that one. I'm stickin' with this one:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

irishock
04-13-2013, 09:11 PM
Does Culburn have a notepad document containing all his signature catchphrases ?

Thread
04-13-2013, 09:12 PM
Does Culburn have a notepad document containing all his signature catchphrases ?

No. I type everything out long hand. I love typing.

Killakobe81
04-13-2013, 09:24 PM
LOL Kobe will be giving Duncan a season and a half to do work with Kobe not moving the meter one iota .... but at the end it STILL will be ...

Boiled down:

Kobe 5
Duncan 4

Killakobe81
04-13-2013, 09:27 PM
I love the Kobe 5 Duncan 4 argument. 2002 was fixed. Fact. As in not debatable. Duncan won with less every time.

I can think of a worst haircut than that Bonner abomination ...if that shit is real ... SA has gotten worse since I left.

DMC
04-13-2013, 10:32 PM
The real LOL is that the Lakers will be paying 30 million to a guy who's not playing much of next season.

Juggity
04-13-2013, 10:57 PM
:lmao

Haven't read any news for 24 hours, pull up spurstalk and this is the first thing I read.

Made my day, honestly. The definition of karmic retribution.

Banzai
04-13-2013, 11:26 PM
Bitches

Splits
04-13-2013, 11:33 PM
:lmao

Haven't read any news for 24 hours, pull up spurstalk and this is the first thing I read.

Made my day, honestly. The definition of karmic retribution.

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao :lmao:lmao:lmao

#41 Shoot Em Up
04-13-2013, 11:55 PM
The real LOL is that the Lakers will be paying 30 million to a guy who's not playing much of next season.

Bitch slap these bitch ass Laker fans nigga.

baseline bum
04-14-2013, 05:26 AM
:lol we're all jealous of that 8 seed
:lol even our drunk of an owner is better than Jerry's retarded son
:lol Jerry likely passing syphilis to Baby Jimmy at conception
:lol would explain the D'Antoni hiring
:lol Bible Kemp's bastard children
:lol Nash ducking his kids too
:lol faggots paying Nash $28 million
:lol owe the corpse of Bryants career $30 million
:lol statue of the league's greatest catcher in front of your arena
:lol your boy passing the gay gene on to his son
:cry poor kid; not his fault daddy Magic is a cocksucker

baseline bum
04-14-2013, 05:33 AM
:lmao

Haven't read any news for 24 hours, pull up spurstalk and this is the first thing I read.

Made my day, honestly. The definition of karmic retribution.

No such thing as karma. Just an old broken down piece of shit who thought he was LeBron.

jag
04-14-2013, 10:32 AM
Harlem just dropped a big ol' deuce on Buss' grave.

Malik Hairston
11-05-2014, 05:04 AM
Classic Timmy, tbh:lol..