Don't worry, Lakers fans. Us haters aren't that lucky.

[midnightpulp]

I expect Kirby to be fine, and the diagnosis to be something like a moderate strain.

God is Lakers fan. If He exists, he's on your side.

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:rolleyes

[monosylab1k]

Kobe probably leaked this torn Achilles bullshit to the press, that way he looks like a warrior for playing. Kinda like how he hurt his finger and the media made it sound like it might fall off any moment.

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Kobe probably leaked this torn Achilles bullshit to the press, that way he looks like a warrior for playing. Kinda like how he hurt his finger and the media made it sound like it might fall off any moment.

:rolleyes

[midnightpulp]

:rolleyes

He'll be fine. Me and you, we soul brothers somehow. You're the only one other than myself I know who roots for injuries, because you understand they're part of the game. For Kobe to be shelved next to Daddy on that TNT set (you know they'll hire on Kobe to shoot the shit with Chuck, Daddy, and the Jet), would give me tumescence worthy of a fuckin' redwood.

I just ain't that lucky, Cul. That little fucker will be fine.

[AaronY]

D'Antoni will probably try to play him regardless so I'm not sure it makes much difference. You don't need your Achilles to shoot free throws or to stand in the corner and let the other guys deal with it on the other end of the court

[Mugen]

Hopefully, it's true tbh. Would be great news.

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D'Antoni will probably try to play him regardless so I'm not sure it makes much difference. You don't need your Achilles to shoot free throws or to stand in the corner and let the other guys deal with it on the other end of the court

:rolleyes

[midnightpulp]

D'Antoni will probably try to play him regardless so I'm not sure it makes much difference. You don't need your Achilles to shoot free throws or to stand in the corner and let the other guys deal with it on the other end of the court

:lol

90% of "Vino's" game this year. Every time I change the channel to a Laker game, there's that fucker standing at the line.

[AaronY]

:rolleyes
How close are you to a meltdown?

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:lol

90% of "Vino's" game this year. Every time I change the channel to a Laker game, there's that fucker standing at the line.

Only pussies & assholes blame the officiating.

[DMC]

:rolleyes

You're an injury celebrator. Roll the fucking barrels, not your eyes.

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How close are you to a meltdown?

This close:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

[midnightpulp]

Hopefully, it's true tbh. Would be great news.

And here LA's premiere sports franchise got actually fucked. By a bean3r, no less. Fuckin' Quentin.

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Roll the fucking barrels

I'm a trend setter.

I set trends.

[AaronY]

This close:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4
Wow, seems to be imminent...

[AaronY]

Open up a vein Cully, you know you want to..

[Mugen]

And here LA's premiere sports franchise got actually fucked. By a bean3r, no less. Fuckin' Quentin.

Motherfucking Carlos Quentin, Goddamnit.

[DMC]

I'm a trend setter.

I set trends.

Well no, when you make lofty claims you're held to them. Me stating the terms of the contract that you penned doesn't make you a trend setter. Try harder.

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Wow, seems to be imminent...

I look forward to the challenge with equal amounts of both anticipation & determination.

Let us proceed...

[ElNono]

Had a good run, tbh...

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Well no, when you make lofty claims you're held to them. Me stating the terms of the contract that you penned doesn't make you a trend setter. Try harder.

Fine, you take that one. I'm stickin' with this one:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

[AaronY]

Narrate your suicide plz, tyia

[midnightpulp]

Open up a vein Cully, you know you want to..

Honestly, Culburn doesn't view injuries as a tragic thing. He knows they're part of the game. But he also knows that if Kobe's sidelined, the chances exponentially increase for Babby. And Babby taking Mitch's manhood like that might send Culburn over the edge.

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Honestly, Culburn doesn't view injuries as a tragic thing. He knows they're part of the game. But he also knows that if Kobe's sidelined, the chances exponentially increase for Babby. And Babby taking Mitch's manhood like that might send Culburn over the edge.

lmcontrollinao!!!

[HI-FI]

some of you guys are racking up a lot of points on the Culbern Scavenger Hunt, might want to keep tabs tbh.

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some of you guys are racking up a lot of points on the Culbern Scavenger Hunt, might want to keep tabs tbh.

It'll never end.

[baseline bum]

Mid, you're usually right-on with your analysis, but here you're full of shit. God does indeed love the Lakers, which is why he gave them the ultimate present. Instead of watching snitch go down in flames he gets to back out and they can still pretend they could've won their series. I mean tonight was absolute best-case scenario for them. Now Kobe doesn't have to own this season nor the impending humiliation. Laker fan prayers have been answered tonight.

[midnightpulp]

lmcontrollinao!!!

Quit with the catchphrasing. I'm trying to be sincere.

You're terrified of Babby getting that pick.

[spurraider21]

This close:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4
Tbh...

Duncan 2

the tired old shit bag Kobe 1

as far as in-tact achilles'

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Quit with the catchphrasing. I'm trying to be sincere.

You're terrified of Babby getting that pick.

Come ta Pappy.

Signed,

- Pappy

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Tbh...

Duncan 2

the tired old shit bag Kobe 1

as far as in-tact achilles'

Fine. You take that one. I'm stickin' with this one:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

[midnightpulp]

Mid, you're usually right-on with your analysis, but here you're full of shit. God does indeed love the Lakers, which is why he gave them the ultimate present. Instead of watching snitch go down in flames he gets to back out and they can still pretend they could've won their series. I mean tonight was absolute best-case scenario for them. Now Kobe doesn't have to own this season nor the impending humiliation. Laker fan prayers have been answered tonight.

:lol

Can't really disagree with that. But for the Lakers-first/Kobe-second fans who were convinced this team was priming itself for a run (Lkrfan), I think it's a rather big blow.

But yeah, Kobefans have their built in excuse now.

[whitemamba]

midnight is so cl:lolssy

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:lol

Can't really disagree with that. But for the Lakers-first/Kobe-second fans who were convinced this team was priming itself for a run (Lkrfan), I think it's a rather big blow.

But yeah, Kobefans have their built in excuse now.

Only pussies & assholes use excuses.

Get on with it.

[midnightpulp]

Only pussies & assholes use excuses.

Get on with it.

100% of Kobe fans fit that description.

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100% of Kobe fans fit that description.

Pussies & assholes.

[AaronY]

Culburn might reach a 1,000 posts in a 24 hour period. Yeesh..

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Culburn might reach a 1,000 posts in a 24 hour period. Yeesh..

It'll never end.

[The Whopper]

Kobe who?

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Kobe who?

This one:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

[baseline bum]

LOL rapist

[AaronY]

Culburn might reach a 1,000 posts in a 24 hour period. Yeesh..
Make that 2k

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LOL rapist

You've nary room.

Your Neal raped as well.

[NASpurs]

You've nary room.

Your Neal raped as well.

At least our rapist doesn't have a torn Achilles tendon :rollin

So in conclusion:

Neal can walk

Kobe 0

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At least our rapist doesn't have a torn Achilles tendon :rollin

So in conclusion:

Neal can walk

Kobe 0

Fine. You have that one. I'm stickin' with this one:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

[NASpurs]

Fine. You have that one. I'm stickin' with this one:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

That's fine and dandy but it still doesn't change the fact that:

Duncan: walks

Kirby: can't

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That's fine and dandy but it still doesn't change the fact that:

Duncan: walks

Kirby: can't

Fine. You stick with that one. I got this one:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

[baseline bum]

Fine. You have that one. I'm stickin' with this one:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

At least our rapist passed it around. LOL Kobe only out for self.

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At least our rapist passed it around. LOL Kobe only out for self.

You've nary room.

Your Neal raped as well.

[NRHector]

That motherfucker is faking the injury since flu season is over he had pick another reason to look like MJ

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That motherfucker is faking the injury since flu season is over he had pick another reason to look like MJ

:rolleyes

[AaronY]

2,550 posts hes up to now..

[AaronY]

He had less than 2,000 the other day

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He had less than 2,000 the other day

No, seriously, Aaron, what does your mom look like nude? Big ass? Hairy bush? Deep crack? Ya ever look?

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No, seriously, Aaron, what does your mom look like nude? Big ass? Hairy bush? Deep crack? Ya ever look?

Ya know damn good & well when they refuse to answer they've looked when ma ain't lookin'.

[AaronY]

She's a corpse so probably not good

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She's a corpse so probably not good

Fine. But, when she lived did your mother have a nice big ass? You looked, didn't ya?

[Robz4000]

Carlos Quentin is fucking awesome tbh. That 8 game suspension is a badge of honor. Fuck the Doyers.

[Robz4000]

Also, RIP Kobe I guess...

[MarioSpeedwagon]

D'Antoni will probably try to play him regardless so I'm not sure it makes much difference. You don't need your Achilles to shoot free throws or to stand in the corner and let the other guys deal with it on the other end of the court
Rofl

[AaronY]

2,550 posts hes up to now..


He had less than 2,000 the other day
2,717

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2,717

You want me to put you back in bed with your mother Aaron?