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HarlemHeat37
04-13-2013, 01:56 AM
2003: Lost 110-82 to end the year vs. the Spurs
2004: Lost 100-87 to end the year vs. the Pistons
2005: Quits with an injury when Lakers are on the verge of missing the playoffs
2006: Infamously quit vs. Phoenix in game 7 to end the year
2008: Lost 131-92 to end the year vs. Boston
2011: Lost 122-86 to end the year vs. Dallas
2012: Lost 106-90 to end the year vs. OKC
2013: Quits with injury when Lakers are on the verge of being the biggest failure in NBA history

When adversity strikes, Kobe's reaction is predictable, tbh..

lefty
04-13-2013, 01:57 AM
Damn, if Michael Jordan sees your post, he's gonna flood this thread

AaronY
04-13-2013, 01:58 AM
Now that Kobe's career is over where do you think he ranks among the all-time greats, Harlem?

I was thinking based on his performance this year that he could crack the top 15 but now it's obvious that's not going to happen

Thread
04-13-2013, 02:00 AM
2003: Lost 110-82 to end the year vs. the Spurs
2004: Lost 100-87 to end the year vs. the Pistons
2005: Quits with an injury when Lakers are on the verge of missing the playoffs
2006: Infamously quit vs. Phoenix in game 7 to end the year
2008: Lost 131-92 to end the year vs. Boston
2011: Lost 122-86 to end the year vs. Dallas
2012: Lost 106-90 to end the year vs. OKC
2013: Quits with injury when Lakers are on the verge of being the biggest failure in NBA history

When adversity strikes, Kobe's reaction is predictable, tbh..


Damn, if Michael Jordan sees your post, he's gonna flood this thread


Now that Kobe's career is over where do you think he ranks among the all-time greats, Harlem?

I was thinking based on his performance this year that he could crack the top 15 but now it's obvious that's not going to happen

Boiled down:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

Reck
04-13-2013, 02:00 AM
Fuck Kobe.

Nothing more than a glorified NBA player that cries and nags when things dont go his way. Guy takes drama to a whole other level with his faggotry.

I dont always wish harm to another human being but Kobe go jump in front of a train.

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04-13-2013, 02:02 AM
Fuck Kobe.

Nothing more than a glorified NBA player that cries and nags when things dont go his way. Guy takes drama to a whole other level with his faggotry.

I dont always wish harm to another human being but Kobe go jump in front of a train.

Boiled down:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

Splits
04-13-2013, 02:03 AM
Everyone is overreacting. He hasn't had an MRI yet. He could be back on the court Sunday, just because he was crying and talking about retirement doesn't mean it is serious until the doctors weigh in.

AaronY
04-13-2013, 02:03 AM
Boiled Down:::

Kobe: Inactive

Duncan: Active

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04-13-2013, 02:05 AM
Boiled Down:::

Kobe: Inactive

Duncan: Active

Fine. You take that one. I'm stickin' with this one:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

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04-13-2013, 02:06 AM
Everyone is overreacting. He hasn't had an MRI yet. He could be back on the court Sunday, just because he was crying and talking about retirement doesn't mean it is serious until the doctors weigh in.

Perhaps, but, you have to uncross your fuckin' fingers & toes for it to even have an inkling of a chance.

AaronY
04-13-2013, 02:08 AM
Achilles Update:

Boiled Down
Kobe: 1 functional Achilles

Duncan: 2

HarlemHeat37
04-13-2013, 02:09 AM
Now that Kobe's career is over where do you think he ranks among the all-time greats, Harlem?

I was thinking based on his performance this year that he could crack the top 15 but now it's obvious that's not going to happen

I'd still have him in the top 10, tbh..

Thread
04-13-2013, 02:09 AM
Achilles Update:

Boiled Down
Kobe: 1 functional Achilles

Duncan: 2

Fine. You take that one. I'm stickin' with this one:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

Baseline
04-13-2013, 02:09 AM
Fuck Kobe.

Nothing more than a glorified NBA player that cries and nags when things dont go his way. Guy takes drama to a whole other level with his faggotry.

I dont always wish harm to another human being but Kobe go jump in front of a train. He can't make it to the train tracks, brah. Because he blew out his Achilles trying to jack up another contested jumper. Besides, he'll wanna take that 30 mil from the Lakers next year before jumping that train.

Reck
04-13-2013, 02:11 AM
He can't make it to the train tracks, brah. Because he blew out his Achilles trying to jack up another contested jumper. Besides, he'll wanna take that 30 mil from the Lakers next year before jumping that train.

Touche' my friend.

Arcadian
04-13-2013, 02:13 AM
Fine. You take that one. I'm stickin' with this one:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

Boiled down:

Fuck you.

Baseline
04-13-2013, 02:14 AM
2003: Lost 110-82 to end the year vs. the Spurs
2004: Lost 100-87 to end the year vs. the Pistons
2005: Quits with an injury when Lakers are on the verge of missing the playoffs
2006: Infamously quit vs. Phoenix in game 7 to end the year
2008: Lost 131-92 to end the year vs. Boston
2011: Lost 122-86 to end the year vs. Dallas
2012: Lost 106-90 to end the year vs. OKC
2013: Quits with injury when Lakers are on the verge of being the biggest failure in NBA history

When adversity strikes, Kobe's reaction is predictable, tbh.. What a coincidence. All of these occasions coincide with the exact dates David Stern purchased 1000-count bottles of anti-depressants.

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04-13-2013, 02:15 AM
Boiled down:

Fuck you.

Go back and fuck your mother some more. No, seriously, Arc, what does your mother look like nude? Big bush? Nice ass crack?

AaronY
04-13-2013, 04:31 AM
Cubby, when you go to those tube sites do you always click on the milf links?

MarioSpeedwagon
04-13-2013, 05:43 AM
Achilles Update:

Boiled Down
Kobe: 1 functional Achilles

Duncan: 2
Lmao

hater
04-13-2013, 05:46 AM
Now all we need is Lebrons plane to crash in a fireball and durant to get his spine severed.

Fuck both those horrible human beings

HarlemHeat37
04-13-2013, 11:24 AM
Now all we need is Lebrons plane to crash in a fireball and durant to get his spine severed.

Fuck both those horrible human beings

Why?..

Latarian Milton
04-13-2013, 05:30 PM
dude has such a big ego that he ain't allowing himself to play as a TOSB. maybe he just needs a pretext to retire and the injury just came for him at the right time imho, dude wants to be van basten classy

Mal
04-13-2013, 05:34 PM
Fuck him, fuck Lakers, fuck Stern. Biggest fraud in sports went down. His last play in NBA was... surprise surprise - couple free throws on phatom call.

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04-13-2013, 05:34 PM
dude has such a big ego that he ain't allowing himself to play as a TOSB. maybe he just needs a pretext to retire and the injury just came for him at the right time imho, dude wants to be van basten classy

He'll strive mightily to come back BETTER than he was. That will be his [secret] goal. To show "those motherfuckers"=Howard, Vanessa, some of the Celtics, et al. You know to whom I'm referring. But, he'll adjust if he has to, find that point and settle in. He has the con. The clock is ticking, but, it ticks for all of us. And he realizes that. That's his advantage.

Mugen
04-13-2013, 05:36 PM
He'll strive mightily to come back BETTER than he was. That will be his [secret] goal. To show "those motherfuckers"=Howard, Vanessa, some of the Celtics, et al. You know to whom I'm referring. But, he'll adjust if he has to, find that point and settle in. He has the con. The clock is ticking, but, it ticks for all of us. And he realizes that. That's his advantage.

Going to be tough prying that giant fork from his back though.

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04-13-2013, 05:46 PM
Going to be tough prying that giant fork from his back though.

It ain't in there yet. If he breaks camp and is per usual disengenously shaking hands (as is his MO) opening nite at mid court, then we'll start the clock and you can hold the 4 tiner fork over his body. We'll let sweet cheeks Swordsy drive it in--OR--set aside at his or her discretion.

baseline bum
04-13-2013, 05:47 PM
It ain't in there yet. If he breaks camp and is per usual disengenously shaking hands (as is his MO) opening nite at mid court, then we'll start the clock and you can hold the 4 tiner fork over his body. We'll let sweet cheeks Swordsy drive it in--OR--set aside at his or her discretion.

You watch sonny. Nigga gonna be Wizards Jordan and ain't nary a thing you can do to change that.

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04-13-2013, 05:48 PM
You watch sonny. Nigga gonna be Wizards Jordan and ain't nary a thing you can do to change that.

& if that's the case I'll cite it.

It's my religion.

AaronY
04-13-2013, 06:16 PM
You watch sonny. Nigga gonna be Wizards Jordan and ain't nary a thing you can do to change that.
It will be exactly the same right down to his teammates not putting up with his shit since he can't play anymore. And the losses boy will they ever pile up

Thebesteva
04-13-2013, 09:01 PM
Now that Kobe's career is over where do you think he ranks among the all-time greats, Harlem?

I was thinking based on his performance this year that he could crack the top 15 but now it's obvious that's not going to happen


Personally, I think all time, he ranks right around that ladder between Kenny the Jet Smith and Toni Kukoc.

z0sa
04-13-2013, 09:03 PM
When kobe faced the cops he snitched on shaq in a desperate deflection attempt.. dude just doesnt deal with adversity well, its true

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04-13-2013, 09:05 PM
When kobe faced the cops he snitched on shaq in a desperate deflection attempt

It's true. He failed there, miserably so. Was a dirty thing to do.

HarlemHeat37
04-13-2013, 09:08 PM
When kobe faced the cops he snitched on shaq in a desperate deflection attempt.. dude just doesnt deal with adversity well, its true

:lol not sure how I failed to mention that, tbh..

Probably the most glaring indictment of Kobe's ability to cope with adversity..

dunkman
04-13-2013, 09:21 PM
He has been bigman dependant all his career, tbh.