Theory: Thread = Asif Ali Zardari, not Culburn

[irishock]

-As well all know, Thread, who is supposedly Culburn, had recently become a hell of a lot more active than before. Around the same time, March 6th-8th specifically, another infamous Lakers poster went missing.... Asif Ali Zardari, the Lakaluva imposter.

-So I investigated:

http://oi47.tinypic.com/sz751u.jpg

-Asif was once all over the forum, and then, on March 7th, 2013, something happened to him.... He supposedly took a hiatus from ST until just 3 days ago.



-Let's look at when Thread was conceived to ST....

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=210478&highlight=kobe

-This is March 6th 2013. Coincidence? I think not. One Lakers (im)poster replaced by another, just like poetry.


Boiled down:::

Thread=Asif Ali Zardari

[whitemamba]

CLipper Nation = Thunder Up

[AaronY]

Lol Spurstalk CSI work

[Thread]

I don't do troll accounts.

It's my religion.

[AaronY]

Cubby will you submit to a DNA test?

[Thread]

Cubby will you submit to a DNA test?

Will I be nude?

[Clipper Nation]

CLipper Nation = Thunder Up

Nope...

[irishock]

But... even when you assume that

A) Thread is not Culburn

B) Thread is Asif Ali

C) Asif Ali is not Luva


We are left with the big question staring right at us:

Who is this, methodical, calculated, almost deranged imposter of former ST Lakers fans?

(calling in Poirot (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=20403))

[whitemamba]

Nope...

please it was way too obvious

[whitemamba]

where the fuck is luva tbh?

[jeebus]

wasn't monoslobsond1ck supposed to host the mono show to have a seppe call in?

[Clipper Nation]

please it was way too obvious

How so? I wouldn't even know where to begin to get into character as a meth-addled faggot, tbh.... I'll grant you that it would be a funny twist after a season full of our arguments if we were the same person, but thankfully, we're not...

[UZER]

Parroting....It's my religion.

There you go.

[whitemamba]

How so? I wouldn't even know where to begin to get into character as a meth-addled faggot, tbh.... I'll grant you that it would be a funny twist after a season full of our arguments if we were the same person, but thankfully, we're not...
i wish i gave enough of a fuck to prove it, soldier on.

[thunderup]

I'm not Clipper Nation.

[whitemamba]

I'm not Clipper Nation.

ironic

[thunderup]

ironic
:lol It's true. You're reaching DEEP if you think I'm him.

[Bynumite]

OP got too much time on his hands tbh.

[whitemamba]

:lol It's true. You're reaching DEEP if you think I'm him.

please

only time i go deep is inside that pussy.

[Arnold Toht]

Timvp behind both

[whitemamba]

OP is an attention whore, who constantly tries to get love on this site, which is really weird tbh. but what ever it is what it is, no disrespect do your thing.

[irishock]

OP got too much time on his hands tbh.

Nah, it took only 10 minutes to find the shit out

[AaronY]

Might be probable cause for an arrest warrant..someone call Ellis P.D. quick..

[Clipper Nation]

Nah, it took only 10 minutes to find the shit out

Except you're wrong, tbh... :lol

[irishock]

Except you're wrong, tbh... :lol

Guilty until proven innocent, tbh.

[whitemamba]

Guilty until proven innocent, tbh.

This is America, not the UK.

[irishock]

This is America, not the UK.

Internet forums are worldwide + we all assumed Ghost_Of_Gashir was guilty before he even had a chance to prove his innocence, so the standard was set tbh

[irishock]

OP is an attention whore

:lol CIAMamba thinking me='besteva now

[whitemamba]

:lol CIAMamba thinking me='besteva now

no way, would never sink you that low tbh.

[King Emmanuel]

StrengthandHonor = a Lakers fan somewhere here

[lefty]

CLipper Nation = Thunder Up
Even worse: Thunderup = Thunderup

[AaronY]

Good zinger Lefty. Honestly, I chuckled

[AaronY]

It's like that Lakers fan with the Shining sig. He was so bad I thought he had to be a troll then when I saw the links to his LG account with thousands of posts it just made me real sad..

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

I pretty much ignore that guy tbh. All of his posts are pathetic attempts to fit in on this site.

[spurraider21]

Timvp behind both

the funniest conspiracy theory ever was that TDMVPDPOY was timvp's troll account :lmao

[spurraider21]

It's like that Lakers fan with the Shining sig. He was so bad I thought he had to be a troll then when I saw the links to his LG account with thousands of posts it just made me real sad..
i'm pretty sure he is a troll. was trolling lakersground, and now trolls laker fans on this forum

[Black&Silver]

i wouldnt be suprised if thread is a troll. Maybe one of bump's troll. its not hard to convince the forum that you are cully. all you have to do is copy and paste his catch phrases over and over again.

[Reck]

Technique=Shadowflames

Its funny seeing people trying to guess who's troll is whose. Most of the time they're so far off is comical.

[AlexJones]

i'm pretty sure he is a troll. was trolling lakersground, and now trolls laker fans on this forum

he had 2k posts at LG. Pretty successful troll tbh

[baseline bum]

i wouldnt be suprised if thread is a troll. Maybe one of bump's troll. its not hard to convince the forum that you are cully. all you have to do is copy and paste his catch phrases over and over again.

Still, it is hard to do it with the same frequency. By sheer volume I think Thread is culburn.

[spurraider21]

he had 2k posts at LG. Pretty successful troll tbh
Thread is pushing 3k posts here and he's been active on this account for like 2 months, if that

[Thebesteva]

I pretty much ignore that guy tbh. All of his posts are pathetic attempts to fit in on this site.

:lol Fitting in on this site
:lol Ignoring me because he moistens his panties
:lol Obama

[AlexJones]

Thread is pushing 3k posts here and he's been active on this account for like 2 months, if that

Right, but you rarely see anyone get banned here. 2k troll posts on LG= at least 30k on ST..

[Thebesteva]

Right, but you rarely see anyone get banned here. 2k troll posts on LG= at least 30k on ST..

I had 5k+ at LG, I am still not banned btw. I actually asked the mod to ban me he refused to...good guy 24. You just have to troll intelligently...plus I still stand by what I said, Kobe Bryant has played like a taller version of Allen Iverson in the first half of this season.

[AaronY]

i'm pretty sure he is a troll. was trolling lakersground, and now trolls laker fans on this forum
No you misunderstood me, I thought someone made an account and pretend to be a ridiculously shitty poster because I didn't think anyone could be as bad as some of his posts are. Sond of his attempts are just so painfully awkward and embarrassing..

[Thebesteva]

No you misunderstood me, I thought someone made an account and pretend to be a ridiculously shitty poster because I didn't think anyone could be as bad as some of his posts are. Sond of his attempts are just so painfully awkward and embarrassing..

You've been here for like a month. Da fak u talkin about. Awesome avatar btw

[AaronY]

Thx brah

[dunkman]

Thread is the legit Cully.

[TDMVPDPOY]

there was a clown who was posting truth bombs upstairs at the same time i was until i got banned, does that poster still post? i dont see anymore of their posts....

[HI-FI]

the funniest conspiracy theory ever was that TDMVPDPOY was timvp's troll account :lmao


at first I laughed at what you wrote, because it is pretty hilarious. timvp (or most likely Kori) cut off TDMVPDPOY's mic for dropping truth bombs.

....but the more I think about it, it could be possible. a Vietnamese kid from Australia is a pretty good persona. Not to mention, timvp said before he worked or lived in Australia for awhile, so he could have picked up on the vernacular pretty well.

interesting :stirpot:


as for Thread, I think it's pretty obvious it's Extra Stout/Koolaid Man/Homeland Security/Sybok. the guy is pretty good at mimicking diction and syntax. He already was mimicking Thread before with the "that's it and that's all". Plus Koolaid has been more absent lately as THread has stepped up.

[spurraider21]

at first I laughed at what you wrote, because it is pretty hilarious. timvp (or most likely Kori) cut off TDMVPDPOY's mic for dropping truth bombs.

....but the more I think about it, it could be possible. a Vietnamese kid from Australia is a pretty good persona. Not to mention, timvp said before he worked or lived in Australia for awhile, so he could have picked up on the vernacular pretty well.

interesting :stirpot:


as for Thread, I think it's pretty obvious it's Extra Stout/Koolaid Man/Homeland Security/Sybok. the guy is pretty good at mimicking diction and syntax. He already was mimicking Thread before with the "that's it and that's all". Plus Koolaid has been more absent lately as THread has stepped up.

I read through the "Kobe quotes" thread, and Thread is WAY more robotic than Culburn or Giuseppe was.

[Reck]

I read through the "Kobe quotes" thread, and Thread is WAY more robotic than Culburn or Giuseppe was.

I dont think so.

Thread is as much annoying with the paroting as Giuseppe was.

Thread is abit of an egnima. He started out good, we had normal conversations over at the club but then he started doing the same crap out if a sudden. Bipolar-like symptoms.

[Latarian Milton]

thread is cully's troll which's as safely identified as phillip being stretch's troll tbh

[HI-FI]

thread is cully's troll which's as safely identified as phillip being stretch's troll tbh

how do people know whose troll? is there a way to match IP addresses or just similar posting styles?

[Latarian Milton]

confirmation via private chat settles it all imho.

[Budkin]

SpursTalk mysteries are the best. By the way, where the fuck is mouse? The original and the best.

[Dirk Oneanddoneski]

Thunderup = bulls / mavsfan1000

[King Emmanuel]

21_dickings = mid pulp

[irishock]

21_dickings = mid pulp

holy fuck!!!

[spurraider21]

21_dickings = mid pulp
Thought that was common knowledge

[racm]

Clipper Nation = ElNono

[StrengthAndHonor]

StrengthandHonor = a Lakers fan somewhere here

Way off! :lol


Fwiw,

ClippersNation=DuncanOwnsKobe

[spurraider21]

CLipper Nation = Thunder Up


I'm not Clipper Nation.


Way off! :lol


Fwiw,

ClippersNation=DuncanOwnsKobe


Clipper Nation (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=28500) = ElNono (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=8054)

:lmao

[ElNono]

Clipper Nation = ElNono

wow, got me all figured out

[StrengthAndHonor]

What's up Jamal? Heading to Vanessa's this weekend for the Spurs/Lakers game? I'm bringing a Keg. Shoot Daunte a PM.