just got a speeding ticket- fuck that

[3rdCoast]

7:55 am on HWY 151 exiting 1604.

57MPH in a 45?????

45 on a god damned highway

fuck me and fuck the fuzz :pctoss

[Blood Dong]

beginning of the month, got a quota to meet!!

"son, do you know what a quota is?" Uhhhhh, you mean like twenty-five cents?

[3rdCoast]

do those fags have radars in the back of their cars cuz that tool was faced the other way

[atlfan25]

do those fags have radars in the back of their cars cuz that tool was faced the other way
yes.

[Blood Dong]

do those fags have radars in the back of their cars cuz that tool was faced the other way


ALWAYS!!!!!!!
ask to see his radar, so he can show you your speed

[3rdCoast]

fuck me fuck the pigs

[atlfan25]

you should know the speed lowers when you exit off a highway, ole schertz cop got me on a similar situation several years back.

[Blood Dong]

fuck cops i hope that fat fuck chokes on his lunch


be honest, were you speeding?
If not, contest that shit

[3rdCoast]

of course i was speeding.

its a fucking highway am they want me to go 45? naw, i dont play that shit

thats reindeer games

[CosmicCowboy]

I can't believe this thread. The police are there to protect and serve and you were breaking the law. You people disgust me. [/sanctimonious asshole]

[Shelly]

Yeah, it's the cop's fault that you got caught speeding. I say hunt him down and kill him.

[3rdCoast]

naw its their god damned fault for being fat and lazy and having nothing better to do than to get people for speeding.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

its a fucking highway am they want me to go 45? naw, i dont play that shit


Enjoy your tickets, then.

First off, it's 1604 - where over the past six months, there have been a extraordinary amount of deadly accidents, thrusting the Ex-News to front page it. With that, the next day, there was increased police presence along the northwest to northeast side of town along 1604.

Well, that and it's clearly marked coming off the highways of reduced speeds (you know, the big yellow signs that say Speed Limit: 45 MPH)

[atlfan25]

naw its their god damned fault for being fat and lazy and having nothing better to do than to get people for speeding.
i am sure they don't have a plethora of rapes and murders at 8am

[Blood Dong]

I moved from SA back in January, what's the latest with the Toll road news?

[desflood]

God forbid, you should be punished for breaking the law! :lol

[atlfan25]

I moved from SA back in January, what's the latest with the Toll road news?
http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=20909 here is a long ass thread on that.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

You should have spit some rhymes at the officer. That would have worked.

[Blood Dong]

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=20909 here is a long ass thread on that.


nevermind, sorry I asked

[Shelly]

naw its their god damned fault for being fat and lazy and having nothing better to do than to get people for speeding.

Well, call me crazy, but that's what cops who work traffic do.

[Marcus Bryant]

You were speeding when after you exited the highway. Figure it out.

[3rdCoast]

no, i had not exited yet.

[atlfan25]

no, i had not exited yet.
does exiting to you mean being onto culebra? the access road?, that curve before the access road?

[MannyIsGod]

Actually, depending on where you were, you may not have been speeding.

#1. Those big yellow signs are not posted speed limits. Only the white ones count. I know this comes as a dismay to Johnny "I'll chop up some Sushi" Blaze, but the the yellow signs mean jack.

#2 The limit is only 45 on the Access road as you get down torwards Culebra. Otherwise, it's 55 - I THINK - on 151. Unless they are pulling the same shit they pulled with Wurzbach Parkway where that highway was 45 so that cops could nail people on it for awhile. It's now be raised, but not before I got hit with a ticket on a 45mph highway.

[Mijo]

no, i had not exited yet. Right about the time you pass Wiseman Rd. headed north to 1604, the speed limit changes from 60 to 45 mph. It's not exactly an exit but the freeway winds and becomes the feeder road to 1604.

[3rdCoast]

does exiting to you mean being onto culebra? the access road?, that curve before the access road?
i was on 151 before the curve

[Useruser666]

Now how can we make this thread into something sexual? hmmmmmm.......

[SpursWoman]

He should have given the cop a blowjob and avoided the ticket all together?

[Blood Dong]

my advice to you is to just..........punt.

[3rdCoast]

I am sick and god damned tired of these sexual inuendos in this forum. Before long it will be SpursReport all over again with the god damed games and roll calls and mombears and spursstalker giving cyber hugs to their internet lovers. I am sick and god damned tired of that.

[Blood Dong]

I am sick and god damned tired of these sexual inuendos in this forum. Before long it will be SpursReport all over again with the god damed games and roll calls and mombears and spursstalker giving cyber hugs to their internet lovers. I am sick and god damned tired of that.



luv you?

[Shelly]

I am sick and god damned tired of these sexual inuendos in this forum. Before long it will be SpursReport all over again with the god damed games and roll calls and mombears and spursstalker giving cyber hugs to their internet lovers. I am sick and god damned tired of that.


Awesome!

[Useruser666]

I'm sick and tired of speeders. And god damn swearers! And flow'rs! And Miami fans!

[SpursWoman]

I am sick and god damned tired of these sexual inuendos in this forum. Before long it will be SpursReport all over again with the god damed games and roll calls and mombears and spursstalker giving cyber hugs to their internet lovers. I am sick and god damned tired of that.



:makeout

[bigzak25]

how about a 'who should have blown a cop this morning roll call'? :lol

[3rdCoast]

again with the sexual shit. its uncalled for. there is no reason to turn every thread into something about sex

[SpursWoman]

How about quit speeding and putting yourself and other drivers in danger? Speed limits are posted for a reason, probably because that area has a very high concentration of accidents.

We all have to follow rules whether we like them or not. So tough shit.


Was that the kind of response you were looking for?

[3rdCoast]

better response than the normal sexual shit, but the response i was looking for was similar to what manny gave. i like that dude cuz he doesnt always turn a response into something sexual.

i was also looking for a response about how fat lazy cops should go strait to hell

[SpursWoman]

i was also looking for a response about how fat lazy cops should go strait to hell



They are just doing their job. Think about all the stupid-assed things you've done behind the wheel of a car and didn't get caught.

Then go take defensive driving or pay the ticket.

[SWC Bonfire]

again with the sexual shit. its uncalled for. there is no reason to turn every thread into something about sex

Maybe you should try not putting the word "fuck" in the thread title.

[Uncle Donnie]

i like that dude

Stop trying to turn the thread into something sexual.

[SpursWoman]

Stop trying to turn the thread into something sexual.


Homos Who Flow Forum

[bigzak25]

i hear there is alot of sexual debauchery in hell...

[Shelly]

i was also looking for a response about how fat lazy cops should go strait to hell

I hope you remember that when some speeder slams into you causing you an injury and you need that cop's assistance.

Or you could just call Jim Adler, the tough, smart lawyer. He'll work for you!

[3rdCoast]

I will never need a pigs assistance. fuck them all to hell

[SpursWoman]

how about a 'who should have blown a cop this morning roll call'? :lol


Oh, shit...I missed that. :lmao :lmao



Sup? :hat

[Blood Dong]

I hope you remember that when some speeder slams into you causing you an injury and you need that cop's assistance.

Or you could just call Jim Adler, the tough, smart lawyer. He'll work for you!


The Texas Hammer?

[Shelly]

I will never need a pigs assistance. fuck them all to hell

Nope, never. Be careful...Karma's a bitch.

Wait...that should be Karma will make you his bitch!

[Shelly]

http://www.jimadler.com/images/a_jadler_s.jpg

[3rdCoast]

im untouchable

[bigzak25]

karma is reall gonna fuck you man...:lmao

[SpursWoman]

again with the sexual shit. its uncalled for. there is no reason to turn every thread into something about sex


fuck them all to hell



:fro

[Shelly]

Btw, I heard Buddy Holly started his own forum. Maybe you can go there for some sympathy.

[3rdCoast]

i never asked for sympathy. i asked if i was the only one who thought cops were fucking morons with a weak ass job

[MannyIsGod]

:lol @ this thread.

[Shelly]

i never asked for sympathy. i asked if i was the only one who thought cops were fucking morons with a weak ass job

Apparently, you are.

[Shelly]

I wonder if cops have sex???

[3rdCoast]

then yall must be in the same boat as the cops. lazy tools

[3rdCoast]

I wonder if cops have sex???
the police bitch at my high school said most cops even married ones,that work at night have a "friend" they see often

so yea, cops are lazy, moronic, cheaters.

[bigzak25]

what would they see this friend for? something sexual? why you gotta go there man...

[King]

Can't be too lazy. He stopped you.

[Shelly]

what would they see this friend for? something sexual? why you gotta go there man...


Do you think this 'friend' could be of the sheep persuasion? Is it accepted in today's society for pigs and sheeps to have relations?

[SWC Bonfire]

Can't be too lazy. He stopped you.

:lol

[Blood Dong]

i never asked for sympathy. i asked if i was the only one who thought cops were fucking morons with a weak ass job



lets see how weak you think they are when one of them saves your ass from something bad.

[3rdCoast]

cops are nothing but dirty rat pigeons that had no self esteem as a kid and who never had a girlfriend and were picked on and now they are cops so they can have "the power" over the people that made their child hood a living hell.

[King]

cops are nothing but dirty rat pigeons that had no self esteem as a kid and who never had a girlfriend and were picked on and now they are cops so they can have "the power" over the people that made their child hood a living hell.

Yeah...speeders. Speeders usually make any child's life a living hell.

[atlfan25]

Police Officers don't get enough credit for the hard work that they do.

and seeing what coast says about them, it is clearly he has never really known any, but of course i am sure he would say that he has known like 10 and everyone said exactly what he has said :rolleyes

[SWC Bonfire]

cops are nothing but dirty rat pigeons that had no self esteem as a kid and who never had a girlfriend and were picked on and now they are cops so they can have "the power" over the people that made their child hood a living hell.

Maybe some are. But a lot of them are out in the public risking their lives and dealing with the low end of society on a regular basis so you don't have to. Show some respect, and man up and accept your responsibility for your own actions.

[Shelly]

I have a friend who is a cop and he's pretty hot!

[3rdCoast]

cops are NOTHING. they are fucking losers. fucking LOSERS

[Shelly]

cops are NOTHING. they are fucking losers. fucking LOSERS


And what do you do in life that's so stellar?

[3rdCoast]

Work For A Mortgage Company

[bigzak25]

you WILL respect ma authority!!!

http://www.newsaskew.com/images/cartman.jpg

[3rdCoast]

Police Officers don't get enough credit for the hard work that they do.

and seeing what coast says about them, it is clearly he has never really known any, but of course i am sure he would say that he has known like 10 and everyone said exactly what he has said :rolleyes

why else would someone want to be a cop other than to have power over those that owned them earlier?

money? right......
serving the community? haha

[SpursWoman]

Work For A Mortgage Company


But isn't that just as bad as a cop as far getting back at all the people that fucked up your childhood?





http://www.creditclean.com/denied.gif


Unless, of course, you're the A/P clerk.... :lol :lol

[3rdCoast]

right on

[Shelly]

That doesn't make you stellar.

Let's see:

You speed and blame someone else.
You complain about sexual references, yet you say 'fuck' more times than you probably ever will in your life..
When you first got here, you used to talk like where from the ghetto thinking it made you look cool?

If you were so stellar, you'd admit you were at fault and learn from your mistake.

[bigzak25]

you know 3rdcoast, that cop probobaly saved your life...speeding is very dangerous. :lmao

[3rdCoast]

That doesn't make you stellar.

Let's see:

You speed and blame someone else.
You complain about sexual references, yet you say 'fuck' more times than you probably ever will in your life..
When you first got here, you used to talk like where from the ghetto thinking it made you look cool?

If you were so stellar, you'd admit you were at fault and learn from your mistake.

nigga i can styll talk how i fucking please

[3rdCoast]

damn bitch why u gotta be sweatin me

[Shelly]

Scott got a ticket not too long ago and he owned up to it and blamed no one but himself.

I recall Zak doing something involving his car window and a cop and he blamed himself also.

Notice the pattern?

[3rdCoast]

i never said i wasnt speeding, i said cops were morons

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Actually, depending on where you were, you may not have been speeding.

#1. Those big yellow signs are not posted speed limits. Only the white ones count. I know this comes as a dismay to Johnny "I'll chop up some Sushi" Blaze, but the the yellow signs mean jack.


http://www.txdps.state.tx.us/ftp/forms/DLhandbook.pdf

Page 36. Right side.

Actually, I think that may be where the argument arises.

It says "it may be travelled safely," and that yellow is a warning, not necessarily a regulation.

I wonder if the cops are trying to use that as their enforcement. If they are, you may actually have a case, tx3rd.

[Shelly]

Incorrect: I just got a speeding ticket and the cop is a fucking, lazy ass pig (insert other stereotypes here)

Correct: I just got a speeding ticket. I'm pissed off about it and maybe if I didn't give the cop attitude, he'd let me off with a warning. I need to find out if I can take defensive driving.

[bigzak25]

your damn right i pulled you over, and i'll do it again on monday...
http://www.somethingsowrong.com/images/ponch.jpg

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Alright, Manny wins that round.

Seriously, though, tx3rd, I'd call the DPS about that and be prepared to argue it (if that's what the cop got you on).

[samikeyp]

i never said i wasnt speeding, i said cops were morons

so if cops are morons...and one got you....are you a bigger moron?

[3rdCoast]

i gave the pig attitude cuz he was a tool.

[3rdCoast]

so if cops are morons...and one got you....are you a bigger moron?
absoltely

[Jekka]

http://www.txdps.state.tx.us/ftp/forms/DLhandbook.pdf

Page 36. Right side.

Technically, the handbook says that yellow signs are a guideline for how fast you can go - and the difference between those and the white signs are that the latter's speed is the fastest speed you are "permitted" to go - so you could infer that you can get tickets for the white signs but not for the yellow signs.

It's been a while since driver's ed, though, so I could be wrong, but the handbook seems to support that you shouldn't get a ticket for something the yellow signs say.

[Duff McCartney]

http://www.stanford.edu/~skandel/powerpresentation/nwa.gif

3rdcoast and his friends.

[samikeyp]

i gave the pig attitude cuz he was a tool.

because of course, you are you! and how dare he enforce the law on you! :rolleyes

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Technically, the handbook says that yellow signs are a guideline for how fast you can go - and the difference between those and the white signs are that the latter's speed is the fastest speed you are "permitted" to go - so you could infer that you can get tickets for the white signs but not for the yellow signs.

It's been a while since driver's ed, though, so I could be wrong, but the handbook seems to support that you shouldn't get a ticket for something the yellow signs say.

Yeah, I edited my post once I re-read it.

Although Manny can still mow my lawn and provide me with sweet, sweet oranges in a green bag.

[3rdCoast]

because of course, you are you! and how dare he enforce the law on you! :rolleyes
right on

[Shelly]

So have you found anyone that agrees with you yet?

[samikeyp]

Man up, check into defensive driving and stop being a little bitch. You fucked up, you got caught, you now gotta pay.

[SpursWoman]

i never said i wasnt speeding, i said cops were morons


That's like hating your teacher for giving you an F on test because she caught you cheating.

When deep down you're just pissed because you're not as slick as you thought you were.


:lol

[Jekka]

Although Manny can still mow my lawn and provide me with sweet, sweet oranges in a green bag.

Aw. :lol

[gay abc]

He should have given the cop a blowjob and avoided the ticket all together?


:lol

works for me everytime :lol

[SWC Bonfire]

http://www.stanford.edu/~skandel/powerpresentation/nwa.gif

3rdcoast and his friends.

:lmao

Is 3rdcoast built like a tank but hard to hit?

"Fuck you motherfucker
'cause I ain't the one
for a punk mutherfucker
with a badge & a gun
to be beatin' on
and thrown in jail.
We could go toe to toe
in the middle of a cell...."

Ahh... memories.

[3rdCoast]

i cheated all the way thru high school and got caught only 3 times out of maybe 300.

i just plain and simple hate cops

[samikeyp]

i just plain and simple hate cops

let me guess....they once busted you and your homies an' all you wuz tryin' to do is represent and keep it real.

Grow the fuck up.

[desflood]

i cheated all the way thru high school and got caught only 3 times out of maybe 300.

i just plain and simple hate cops
So, why?

[MannyIsGod]

Where's my Sushi? Damnit JB! Build me a railroad!

My old roomate who is now a police officer explained that to me when he was going through the traffic code courses. Cops will right incorrect tickets all the time, though. The problem is that most people just pay the fine and assume they were guilty of whatever they were cited for. If you have any doubts, take it to court. Worst case is that you have to pay the fine you would have to pay either way. Best case? It gets dismissed.

[MannyIsGod]

:lmao @ this forum getting played like a fiddle.

Com'on, can't you guys spot someone fucking with you?

[Useruser666]

:lmao @ this forum getting played like a fiddle.

Com'on, can't you guys spot someone fucking with you?

Why do have to turn this into something sexual Manny?! God damnit!!!

Do the lawyer thing 3rdcoast. It's quicker than defensive driving and cheaper than the ticket.

[Shelly]

:lmao @ this forum getting played like a fiddle.

Com'on, can't you guys spot someone fucking with you?


You're just saying that because he has sexual thoughts about you.

[Mijo]

Deffered Adjudication!

[MannyIsGod]

You're just saying that because he has sexual thoughts about you.

Shelly, who doesn't? :lol

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Shelly, who doesn't? :lol

Let's see...

1. Me.
2. Any other occupant of this planet not named Jekka.

Ah, who am I kidding...?

3. Jekka.

[MannyIsGod]

:lol

It sure was nice to meet your imaginary GF Joe! You'll have to bring her along more often!

[CosmicCowboy]

the police bitch at my high school said most cops even married ones,that work at night have a "friend" they see often

so yea, cops are lazy, moronic, cheaters.

mortgage company huh? damn you aren't even smart enough to keep your posts consistent from page to page.

It least we know this little fuck will be gone during the day when school starts again.

[Shelly]

mortgage company huh? damn you aren't even smart enough to keep your posts consistent from page to page.

It least we know this little fuck will be gone during the day when school starts again.


He didn't say what he does at the mortgage company. Mortgage companies need janitors too, you know.

[Kori Ellis]

This is one of the most classic threads of all time.

tx3rdcoast is simply owned. You can't start a thread about random crap and then complain what people post in it. And don't compare this forum to SpursReport.

There's a huge difference .. the people in this forum that spout sexual innuendos do it because they get laid all time time. The people in SR that spout sexual innuendos do it because they get laid nev ...

er mind.

































:lol

Pay your fucking ticket and shut the hell up. :lmao

[herbivore female]

yeah bitch i thought you were a balla little freckle faced white kid

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Deffered Adjudication!


What exactly is this, how does it work, and can everyone get it????


I recently got a speeding ticket too....62 in a 55....I was driving on a highway, and a cop was following me a ways behind just waiting for me to fuck up

I noticed the drop to 55, decreased my speed to 55, stopped staring at my speedometer, went down a hill, didnt remember to adjust my foot, and before i could start breaking the cop instantly flashed his lights pulled me over.

I did what my father always told me to do, talked to the Pig with respect, and showed absolutely no attitude.
The motherfucker almost gave me another ticket for having incorrect address on my liscense.

I have to agree with tx3rdcoast in his hatred for cops, I seriously wanted to steal his gun and pop him in his fucking face, so many people behind him and in front of me could have been caught going more than SEVEN miles over the limit but he stays a distance behind me and waits for ME to fuck up....

Then he talks down to me and obviously seems to be getting wood by the way he's owning me....god I fucking hate pigs

All of them must have the smallest penis' in the fucking world for being able to thrive on what they do....sorry to bring up sexual innuendos again haha

[SpursWoman]

I have to agree with tx3rdcoast in his hatred for cops, I seriously wanted to steal his gun and pop him in his fucking face, so many people behind him and in front of me could have been caught going more than SEVEN miles over the limit but he stays a distance behind me and waits for ME to fuck up....


How many times have you gotten behind the wheel after a couple of beers ... or sped like a mofo and not gotten caught? When you KNEW you were breaking the law? Consider yourself lucky you don't get caught everytime you fuck up, not because that time you only happened to be doing 7 over.


Then he talks down to me and obviously seems to be getting wood by the way he's owning me....god I fucking hate pigs

When you figure that the majority of his job consists of dealing with the dregs of society and smartassed little punks giving him attitude, you might cut him a little slack on his lack of a sense of humor. I don't think customer service is in his job description. :lol

[herbivore female]

this is like the time duff tried to make his friends little sister watch porn and expected the forum to agree with that

[DrRich]

Deffered Adjutication mainly applies to city municipalities. It is basically probation where you pay the fine but the ticket does not go on your driving record if you do not get another ticket while on probation.

The length of probation varies from city to city. Castle Hills is 30 days. UC is 90 days, and Millford(north of Waco) is 60 days. Don't ask me how I know; let's just say I'm on the annual plan at Comedy Defensive Driving!!

BTW, Bexar County does not offer DA!

[herbivore female]

a yo my name is 3rd coast
i was owned by a cop now i cry
wheres my mom 125 is to high
but im still a balla from the hood
once i wipe these tears away its still alllllllllllll good

:smokin

[SpursWoman]

BTW, Bexar County does not offer DA!

:wtf

It used to.... :nerd

[CosmicCowboy]

I have gotten deferred adjudication within the last year in San Antonio...basically they just put the charge on hold and you are on "probation" for six months. If you don't get another ticket during that six months they drop the charge and it doesn't go on your driving record. You still have to pay the full fine. I am told that you can go on your court day and ask the judge for it yourself but I never trusted that. I just give my lawyer $200 plus whatever the fine is and he handles it.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

How many times have you gotten behind the wheel after a couple of beers ... or sped like a mofo and not gotten caught? When you KNEW you were breaking the law? Consider yourself lucky you don't get caught everytime you fuck up, not because that time you only happened to be doing 7 over.



I'd be a liar if I said never. I realize this is his job, but he was following me for a while. Its my stupidity for not completely eyeballing my speedometer the entire time he followed me...but it is a steep drop off, I garuntee if he just stopped focusing on me he would have found someone speeding "like a mofo" as opposed to me when i really did try to stay the limit but i forgot a fundamental property of physics

[Kori Ellis]

I have gotten deferred adjudication before...basically they just put the charge on hold and you are on "probation" for six months. If you don't get another ticket during that six months they drop the charge and it doesn't go on your driving record. You still have to pay the full fine. I am told that you can go on your court day and ask the judge for it yourself but I never trusted that. I just give my lawyer $200 plus whatever the fine is and he handles it.

I thought you couldn't get deferred adjudication on stuff like speeding.

[Kori Ellis]

this is like the time duff tried to make his friends little sister watch porn and expected the forum to agree with that

Correction .. gay porn.

:lol

[herbivore female]

your like a women going through pregnancy 3rd coast

[SpursWoman]

I'd be a liar if I said never. I realize this is his job, but he was following me for a while. Its my stupidity for not completely eyeballing my speedometer the entire time he followed me...but it is a steep drop off, I garuntee if he just stopped focusing on me he would have found someone speeding "like a mofo" as opposed to me when i really did try to stay the limit but i forgot a fundamental property of physics


:lol


I only say this because that's how I comforted myself when I got one a few years ago, when I got really pissed off about it, too.

I'm guilty of just about every moving violation possible from behind the wheel but vehicular manslaughter, so if I'm only getting a ticket for 15 over the limit then I am very lucky.

:)

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I thought you couldn't get deferred adjudication on stuff like speeding.


I truely hope you are wrong....I can't take DD because it hasn't been a year yet, and I dont want my insurance to get any higher because a Pig was trying to meet his quota

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I'm guilty of just about every moving violation possible from behind the wheel but vehicular manslaughter

:)

You're still young.

[herbivore female]

3rd born is PMn3pd

[Dex]

What exactly is this, how does it work, and can everyone get it????


I recently got a speeding ticket too....62 in a 55....I was driving on a highway, and a cop was following me a ways behind just waiting for me to fuck up

I noticed the drop to 55, decreased my speed to 55, stopped staring at my speedometer, went down a hill, didnt remember to adjust my foot, and before i could start breaking the cop instantly flashed his lights pulled me over.

I did what my father always told me to do, talked to the Pig with respect, and showed absolutely no attitude.
The motherfucker almost gave me another ticket for having incorrect address on my liscense.

I have to agree with tx3rdcoast in his hatred for cops, I seriously wanted to steal his gun and pop him in his fucking face, so many people behind him and in front of me could have been caught going more than SEVEN miles over the limit but he stays a distance behind me and waits for ME to fuck up....

Then he talks down to me and obviously seems to be getting wood by the way he's owning me....god I fucking hate pigs

All of them must have the smallest penis' in the fucking world for being able to thrive on what they do....sorry to bring up sexual innuendos again haha

62 in a 55?

Unless you've done it within the past year, I would Defensive Driving that shiz.

Sitting in a dumbass room and watching crappy movies for 6 hours beats shelling out 200-300 bucks anyday. Plus it will save you insurance costs later, just like DA.

http://www.thatstheticketdds.com/

This place is so lax, it's not even funny (even though it is supposed to be) :lol

The instructors are usually pretty cool, too. Last time I did it, the guy kept telling us about how we had to do 'everything by the books' and 'meet all the time requirements', then he went and gave us like an extra hour and a half worth of breaks (for a six hour course)

[SpursWoman]

You're still young.


That's what I thought after I replied... :lmao :lmao

[timvp]

My dun T Ex Thizzle iz on point. Da blu eyez done been tryna holda brutha dizzown in tha gutta. Trippin' cuz my whip be tha shizzle. Wack azz blu eyez peep my whip and pull tha ride ova justa front on a brutha.

Word bond.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

The insurance is in fact why im so fucking pissed about it.....

I can't take DD, so I'm going to pray I can get Deffered Adjudication.

[SpursWoman]

My dun T Ex Thizzle iz on point. Da blu eyez done been tryna holda brutha dizzown in tha gutta. Trippin' cuz my whip be tha shizzle. Wack azz blu eyez peep my whip and pull tha ride ova justa front on a brutha.

Word bond.


What the fuck was that?




:lmao

[Kori Ellis]

BTW, Bexar County does not offer DA!

There's Deferred Adjudication in Bexar County.

http://www.criminallawyertx.com/services.html

[SpursWoman]

The insurance is in fact why im so fucking pissed about it.....

I can't take DD, so I'm going to pray I can get Deffered Adjudication.


User knows an attorney that can keep it off your record. :fro

[Cant_Be_Faded]

User knows an attorney that can keep it off your record. :fro

who is user

[SpursWoman]

who is user


Useruser666, the other half of my avatar. :)

[Dex]

Her booooooooyfriiiiiiiieeeennnnd!

Wo0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0

</3rd grade coos>

[gay abc]

:rollin

[Cant_Be_Faded]

my cousins wife is an attorney but she was only registered in nevada they moved back to texas i dont think she's done what she has to do be a lawyer here

i hate cops grrr

[SpursWoman]

:lol :lol @ Dex

[Kori Ellis]

Funniest line in this thread that didn't get much notice:


You complain about sexual references, yet you say 'fuck' more times than you probably ever will in your life..

:lmao

[MannyIsGod]

You do not need a lawyer to get deffered adjudication. You can get it for any violation except DWI, DUI, etc.

It's really not a hard thing to do. You go down to the municipal court, go in for abou 30 minutes, drop 150 or so for the probation costs, and make sure you don't get a ticket for the same thing within the time frame. Depending on how many tickets you have, and the severity of the offense, the time can vary from 30 days to six months.

Also, you just have to not get a ticket for the same offense. If you go in and get DA on speeding, but get pulled over 2 months later while on probation for improper lane change, it doesn't count against you.

The people down there deal with tons of cases a day. It's not about law enforcement, it's bout them making some money. It's very easy to make sure these things don't go on your record.

I was a stupid 20 year old who loved to street race. I spent lots of time down there at municipal court with tickets of all different shapes and sizes, yet not one is on my record.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

huh huh she said fuck

[CosmicCowboy]

I thought you couldn't get deferred adjudication on stuff like speeding.

You might be correct Kori. Mine was for an open container. Really stupid situation. I had been working in the yard and took a break to go to the airport with my wife to pick someone up. She was driving and I grabbed a beer out of the fridge before we left. We were trying to cheat the "circle the block" thing and pulled up and stopped for a minute or so near the taxi stand...one of the cops on the curb apparently saw the beer and called in the swat team...next thing I knew we were surrounded by three cars with lights flashing. It was the only beer in the car, and I was obviously not inebriated or driving but they still gave me an open container ticket. It was just like a traffic ticket for speeding....same form,same court. They were rude and agressive but I just figured I was stupid and it served me right. Anyway...I didn't want cops behind me in the future punching my plate into the computer and seeing a container violation and pulling me over to hassle me so I just hired a lawyer to take care of it.

[MannyIsGod]

CBF, where did you get the ticket?

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I was a stupid 20 year old who loved to street race. I spent lots of time down there at municipal court with tickets of all different shapes and sizes, yet not one is on my record.


thanks for the info i hope it pans out.

not one on your record??

[Kori Ellis]

You might be correct Kori.

I'm probably not. I don't really know much about it. I rarely drive so I've never gotten a ticket.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

CBF, where did you get the ticket?


Austin, Tx highway 290 precinct three judge melissa goodwin

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I'm probably not. I don't really know much about it. I rarely drive so I've never gotten a ticket.


yeah you get free rides with duncan to anywhere you want :p

[timvp]

:makemyday

[MannyIsGod]

Not one, like 23. :lol

No, seriously, not a single one. I asked for a lot of trials, and got several dismissed that way. Asking for a Stenographer and Jury Trial after having the date pushed back as far as possible and then rescheduling it can make things happen.

It was a shitload of effort, but that was because I had no other options, so I had to use the system against itself. If I could have just gotten DA - I had already used it several times in recent history and the prosecuters refused to give it to me - I would have paid and had it taken care of. But like I said, I was really stupid on the road back then.

[Kori Ellis]

I haven't driven one time since I've lived in Texas. That's a man's job and timvp likes driving.

[MannyIsGod]

Austin, Tx highway 290 precinct three judge melissa goodwin
You'll have no problem getting CBA in a municipal court for a city the size of Austin. Like I said, it's more about the money tickets bring in that actual law enforcement.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I haven't driven one time since I've lived in Texas. That's a man's job and timvp likes driving.


roflmao

and i hardly lmao

[Kori Ellis]

I have also never pumped gas in my life. That's what Full Service is for.

[Dex]

I haven't driven one time since I've lived in Texas. That's a man's job and timvp likes driving.

:lmao

Kori just set the feminist movement back 30 years!

[Cant_Be_Faded]

You'll have no problem getting CBA in a municipal court for a city the size of Austin. Like I said, it's more about the money tickets bring in that actual law enforcement.


whats CBA? I also thought about pushing this stuff to trial like youre saying, but I think, well the facts are facts and i WAS speeding so thats what they'll keep throwing back at me.

[timvp]

The only time I ever got a ticket was in Hill Country Village for one of my stickers being outdated. But I got it thrown out because on the ticket they put my race as white, which was probably because Hill Country Village had just got in trouble for racial profiling.

Racial profiling is the shizzle :elephant

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I have also never pumped gas in my life. That's what Full Service is for.
Kori you slay me! My little sister is the only other person I've met that doesn't do that either.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

The only time I ever got a ticket was in Hill Country Village for one of my stickers being outdated. But I got it thrown out because on the ticket they put my race as white, which was probably because Hill Country Village had just got in trouble for racial profiling.

Racial profiling is the shizzle :elephant


hmmmmm well in my ticket they put my height wrong....perhaps I can use this in my potential trial...

[Jekka]

:lmao

Kori just set the feminist movement back 30 years!

Hey now, feminism is about having a choice - if Kori wants to make men do this shit for her, then more power to her :lol

[DrRich]

Also, you just have to not get a ticket for the same offense. If you go in and get DA on speeding, but get pulled over 2 months later while on probation for improper lane change, it doesn't count against you.

That's not necessarily true! It depends on the city court! In Castle Hills, it is "for any moving violation" . This may not be true for other cities; I don't know for sure. DA in Bexas County, must be new because as of last year (01/04), that was not an option given by JP prec. #3.

Bottom line, None of us really know what we are talking about so It is best to contact a lawyer. Trust me you will get plenty of solicitations by mail. (Oops their I go making another sexual innuendo) :lol

[DrRich]

I have also never pumped gas in my life. That's what Full Service is for.

Hey!! Enough with the sexual innuendos already!!!!! :lol

[MannyIsGod]

I've had some funny shit happen to me being pulled over.

I got pulled over downtown years ago and the girl I was dating at the time was in my passenger seat. The cop pulled me over because I accelerated too fast (bullshit) and then because I changed lanes without a blinker. Well, he pulls me over and he's getting my information while the girl sticks her body out of the window to wave and yell at some friends of ours who drove by.

Cop just looks at me and goes "Is there a reason you can't drive and act normal?"

He let me go without even a warning, and just said to act normal or he'd find me.

Another time, I got pulled over downtown by a bike cop because I was racing. I moved into the lane where it's buses only and brave (psycho) bike cop jumps out in front of me with his bike in front of him as if it's some sheild and it's going to stop my car from running over him. I slam on the breaks and come to rest maybe 2 inches from his bike.

So his partner comes over to my passanger window, looks down and says "I hope you're ready to go to jail, asshole." They give me shit for about 5 minutes, then the guy wants to know what I'm doing racing a sedan. I used to drive an Alero that I made some mods to and ran much faster than any 4 door car should. So we spent the next 10 minutes looking under my hood so I could show him what I did.

Then they wrote me a ticket and sent me on my way. :lol They so made me belive I was getting off with nothing and they gave me a damn ticket.

But this is the funniest story. One night after going to midnight rodeo with aforementioned girl, I got pulled over on Blanco. I was going maybe 10 over, and I was really nice to the cop. Actually, I'm always really nice to them. It's the best way to get off scott free. Anyhow, he goes back to his car with my license, and I layed my head on the steering wheel and had my hands in my lap. I guess it looked from back there as though I was praying because when he came up, he said "You were praying, weren't you boy?" So naturally I play along. "Yes sir!" "Well you thank god for this one son. Go on now and drive safe."

So I get in my car, and I turn around to get back on Blanco and as I'm pulling up to his car he motions for me to stop. Then he goes "You go to church on Sunday, because god knows. And if you don't, I'll know."

And that was that.

:lol

I didn't go to church that sunday, BTW.

[SpursWoman]

If I didn't pump gas I'd be pushing my car. :lol

[Dex]

There are actually Gas Stations that still offer Full Service?

And to think, I've been getting out of my car like a sucker! :lol

[Kori Ellis]

I got pulled over downtown by a bike cop because I was racing

I stopped reading at this sentence. You must have sucked ass at racing if a BIKE cop could catch you. :lmao :lmao

[MannyIsGod]

whats CBA? I also thought about pushing this stuff to trial like youre saying, but I think, well the facts are facts and i WAS speeding so thats what they'll keep throwing back at me.
:lol

I meant DA. I have the NBA's CBA on the brain I guess. You can take it to trail and the best case scenario is that you get it dismissed. But the worst case is that you pay the full fine.

If I were you, I'd just get DA and be done with it.

[Kori Ellis]

There are actually Gas Stations that still offer Full Service?

In L.A. there is. I don't know about San Antonio. Like I said, I don't drive here. :)

[MannyIsGod]

I stopped reading at this sentence. You must have sucked ass at racing if a BIKE cop could catch you. :lmao :lmao
:flipoff

:lol

Read the rest ass!

[Kori Ellis]

I did read it. I just thought that line was funny.

[timvp]

Another time, I got pulled over downtown by a bike cop

That reminds me of the time a University bike cop tried to pull me over and I just drove away.

:smokin

[SpursWoman]

I stopped reading at this sentence. You must have sucked ass at racing if a BIKE cop could catch you. :lmao :lmao



That's what I thought. :rollin :lol

[MannyIsGod]

Yeah, those bike cops guys are fearless. Or at least that one was. Thats actually a job I'd love. Being a cop and being able to ride a bike all over the place all the time.

[Dex]

:lmao :lmao :lmao

I've said it before and I'll say it again: I will never pull over for a freaking bike cop.

If he manages to catch me in a high-speed chase on a bicycle, then I deserve to not pass Go, not collect 200 dollars, and go straight to jail.

[timvp]

Yeah that bike cop flashed all types of lights at me and made that little "ching, ching" with the handlebar but I pretended I didn't see him and drove off.

In college and high school, I got like fifteen parking tickets through the years. But since I never registered my car with the school, I figured that they'd never go through the trouble of figuring out who I was.

I was right.

[Dex]

....damn.

Here I thought I needed a freaking parking permit.

....I'm such a sucker. Hoover should be paying me royalties.

[Jekka]

I spend a LOT of time on one of the most boring stretches of interstate in Texas - that being I-10 between San Antonio and Houston (family lives in Houston) - and I have no cruise control. Which is why I have two speeding tickets on that stretch of interstate since I moved here in 2002 going 90 the first time and 88 the second.

I should, however, have taken my first ticket to court, because the cop actually got in my passenger seat before I had even taken my documents out of the glove compartment - so I had to reach over him .. a little awkward - they're not even supposed to get in your car. But I was stupid, and didn't think about it until after I had already paid the ticket and taken defensive driving. I hope that Seguin cop got busted for something eventually, the bastard.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Do you people ridicule Bike Cops more than Regular Cops?

For me it goes:

Tahoe Cops (this includes any uncessary suv too)
Motorcycle Cops
Regular Cops
Bike Cops
Street Cops (these guys actually do serve the public trust more often)

[timvp]

Yeah, never get a parking permit with a school that doesn't employ actual San Antonio cops. The chances of them going through the trouble of tracking you down to give you a ten dollar ticket is close to zero.

[timvp]

Do you people ridicule Bike Cops more than Regular Cops?

For me it goes:

Tahoe Cops (this includes any uncessary suv too)
Motorcycle Cops
Regular Cops
Bike Cops
Street Cops (these guys actually do serve the public trust more often)

What about horse cops?

[Shelly]

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005LDSI.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[Cant_Be_Faded]

What about horse cops?


DOH!!! i knew i was forgetting one...okay it goes

Tahoe Cops (pompous bastards)
Motorcycle Cops
Regular Cops
Horse Cops
Bike Cops
Street Cops (good guys)

actually the only reason to ridicule a bike cop other than their apparant stupidity is those shorts...

[Das Texan]

its all bullshit.

ps...speeding doesnt kill, its not knowing how to properly handle the speeds that does the killing.


and as far as cops, there are good and bad. the bad are the ones we remember and forget about the good.


however, cops themselves speed a lot of the time for no other reason than to speed....that in and of itself is the reason I find it highly hypocritical half the time in regard to speeding tickets.

but at least they arent meter maids who really are the scum of the earth.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

DOH!!! i knew i was forgetting one...okay it goes

Tahoe Cops (pompous bastards)
Motorcycle Cops
Regular Cops
Horse Cops
Bike Cops
Street Cops (good guys)

actually the only reason to ridicule a bike cop other than their apparant stupidity is those shorts...

http://www.kabel1.de/php-bin/scripts/cgalerie/content/k1_serien_de_reno911/04.jpg

[ZStomp]

:lmao :lmao :lmao

I've said it before and I'll say it again: I will never pull over for a freaking bike cop.

If he manages to catch me in a high-speed chase on a bicycle, then I deserve to not pass Go, not collect 200 dollars, and go straight to jail.


He may not be able to catch you...all he has to do is get your plate #....and then send a patrol vehicle to wait for you at your house. Not that hard.

Then you risk of getting charged with evading....

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I find it highly hypocritical half the time in regard to speeding tickets.




My first offense in the state of Texas was when i was lighting a cigarette, did a rolling stop at a stop sign, got pulled over for running the stop sign and was only 17 so got a TOBACCO MIP too....

Then the fucking cop was like do your parents know you smoke? Do they allow it? Well then you just go right on ahead and smoke in your house, smoke all you want, just don't let me catch you.

I was like so i can break the law all i want, and you're okay with that, just as long as I dont-get-caught!! genius!!!

i hate cops

[Dex]

I don't have a license plate on the frontside of my Thunderbird, so if I ever happen to come across the situation, I'll just have to be sure to speed away in reverse! :lol

[ZStomp]

I don't have a license plate on the frontside of my Thunderbird, so if I ever happen to come across the situation, I'll just have to be sure to speed away in reverse! :lol


Are you in Texas? If so, that a 'ticketable' offense. In Texas, both license plates are required.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Something tells me ZStomp is going to make a bunch of traffic cops happy with all these posts.

:lol

[atlfan25]

Do you people ridicule Bike Cops more than Regular Cops?


I don't ridicule any Officers.

[Das Texan]

oh ya....that stretch of 151 is 45 and its really stupid, especially considering they drop it about 2 miles befroe the curve.

[Kori Ellis]

Are you in Texas? If so, that a 'ticketable' offense. In Texas, both license plates are required.

ZStomp laying down the law!!

For the record, my family is full of cops so I've never understood the cop-hate.

[ZStomp]

Something tells me ZStomp is going to make a bunch of traffic cops happy with all these posts.

:lol


:lol :fro

[Cant_Be_Faded]

ZStomp laying down the law!!

For the record, my family is full of cops so I've never understood the cop-hate.


mookie2001's dad is a world class cop, and he hates cops with fiery passion unlike any other..

[Kori Ellis]

mookie2001's dad is a world class cop, and he hates cops with fiery passion unlike any other..

My family are cops in Phoenix, not Texas .. maybe the cops are cooler there.

[Useruser666]

Ok, here's the deal with DA. For the City of SA you can get DA if you haven't had a ticket in 90 days, and the DA will only count of you don't get another in the next 90 days. A ticket that was going to cost me $209.00 in fines, cost me only $188.00 to have a lawyer go down to the courthouse for me and file a DA for me. They send me the paper work and the ticket doesn't go on my record. Defensive driving is fine and dandy, but you can only take it once a year and it can cost nearly as much as the lawyer. DD also takes more time to complete than just dealing with the lawyer. If any wants the name of the lawyer I used, just PM me.

[Dex]

Are you in Texas? If so, that a 'ticketable' offense. In Texas, both license plates are required.

Yeah, I know it is, and I don't really seem to care much. :spin I haven't had it on there for about 2 years, and I've never once had a cop so much as mention it to me. I've even been pulled over a couple of times since then.

I didn't even take it off, it fell off a long time ago and I thought it looked better without it.

I just keep it in my trunk now. If a cop ever gives me shit about it, I'll tell him it fell off a 'couple days ago' and I 'haven't had a chance to fix it'

If he's gonna be big enough asshole to give me the ticket for it, then I guess it was meant to be.

[Jekka]

Are you in Texas? If so, that a 'ticketable' offense. In Texas, both license plates are required.

They changed that, you only have to have the rear plate now, that's my understanding.

[ZStomp]

That's the way to look at it.

[SpursWoman]

Yeah, I know it is, and I don't really seem to care much. :spin I haven't had it on there for about 2 years, and I've never once had a cop so much as mention it to me. I've even been pulled over a couple of times since then.


I've gotten pulled over for just that. I had no idea at the time it was illegal, and the dealer never gave me the front plate. It was my birthday, so he let me off with a warning.

:)

[MannyIsGod]

Ok, here's the deal with DA. For the City of SA you can get DA if you haven't had a ticket in 90 days, and the DA will only count of you don't get another in the next 90 days. A ticket that was going to cost me $209.00 in fines, cost me only $188.00 to have a lawyer go down to the courthouse for me and file a DA for me. They send me the paper work and the ticket doesn't go on my record. Defensive driving is fine and dandy, but you can only take it once a year and it can cost nearly as much as the lawyer. DD also takes more time to complete than just dealing with the lawyer. If any wants the name of the lawyer I used, just PM me.
The time period can be longer than 90 days.

[Dex]

I've gotten pulled over for just that. I had no idea at the time it was illegal, and the dealer never gave me the front plate. It was my birthday, so he let me off with a warning.

:)

Talk about timing. :king

You see all these new-fangled hot rods on the streets without them, so I guess I just assume cops have bigger things to worry about. I guess if I ever get pinched for it, it will be my own fault, but meh.

Seriously, unless you ARE zooming around backwards, I don't see what good a front license plate is going to do for a cop anyways.

[ZStomp]

They changed that, you only have to have the rear plate now, that's my understanding.


Nope. It's still a law in Texas and is a ticketable offense. Does that mean that officers give tickets to everyone who is missing a license plate. No.

It's just a ticketable offense.

[Dex]

I think Z's right.

Really, it just depends on how pissy the cop you are dealing with happens to feel that day.

More often than not, though, they probably won't notice or won't care.

[jcrod]

I have gotten deferred adjudication within the last year in San Antonio...basically they just put the charge on hold and you are on "probation" for six months. If you don't get another ticket during that six months they drop the charge and it doesn't go on your driving record. You still have to pay the full fine. I am told that you can go on your court day and ask the judge for it yourself but I never trusted that. I just give my lawyer $200 plus whatever the fine is and he handles it.


I've done it myself both times I've gotten tickets, no big deal. And both were for speeding so you can use DA on it. Save yourself lawyer fees.


Ya screw cops, where would we be without them. :rolleyes God forbid you'll be in trouble and need one.

[atlfan25]

The time period can be longer than 90 days.
ya, i had it for 6 months a couple years back for speeding. i plead not guilty to it, then they offered me a deal for that and i took it.

[Horry For 3!]

I've got a warning before for "speeding" when I wasn't speeding but my tail light was out because he told me it was which I didn't know, so that was good.

[SpursWoman]

my tail light was out



Oh, crap....thanks for reminding me :oops :lol

[Michael Jackson]

GTG at Neverland!!! No more worrying about speeding tickets. Don't forget to bring your kids

[Mijo]

I can't take DD because it hasn't been a year yet, and I dont want my insurance to get any higher because a Pig was trying to meet his quota I just ended my DA last week. I pleaded fo DA at least 3 different times over the last 5 years. Although there were all at least a year apart. From my experience, the probation period is 90 days but the last time the judge noticed my clean record and reduced my fine from $250.00 to $100.00 and also reduced the probation period from 90 days to 60 days. I've always shown up on my court day to ask for the DA as well. Paying a lawyer is not necessary.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Just pay the ticket, Vanilla Ice.

[CosmicCowboy]

I actually got stopped for going 120+ once and got out with a warning. I came over the top of a bridge on Beltway 8 in Pasadena near Gilleys and they had a full fledged speed trap working on the downslope...ran right into it before I could slow down...1 cop car shooting radar and a half dozen cops on foot on the shoulders flagging people over...I was driving a new 280ZX (ancestor to the current 350ZX) and immediately downshifted and hammered the brake and pulled on over because I knew I was cooked...luckily the cop I pulled over next to was my age and he had just bought a ZX exactly like mine the week before...they had me at 126 and the first thing he wanted to know was how much pedal I had left in it...LOL...we got to talking cars, women etc. and he ended up writing me up with a warning for 55 in a 50...

[Clandestino]

Just pay the ticket, Vanilla Ice.

:lmao

[bigzak25]

jesus jacko, here...now go spank your monkey.


http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y230/bigzak2525/wacko.jpg

[Shelly]

:lmao

Thank you for scaling that picture down, zackster!

[Horry For 3!]

Oh, crap....thanks for reminding me :oops :lol
Your welcome. ;) That'll get you stopped, happened to me. lol

[Useruser666]

The time period can be longer than 90 days.

Not for an SA speeding ticket.

[MannyIsGod]

Not for an SA speeding ticket.
Would you like to explain how I've had periods of six months then?

[Useruser666]

WHAT REALLY HAPPENED


I actually got stopped for going 180+ once and got out with a warning. I came over the top of a bridge on Beltway 8 in Pasadena near Gilleys and they had a full fledged speed trap working on the downslope...ran right into it before I could slow down...3 hot female cops were in car shooting radar and a half dozen hot brunette cops on foot on the shoulders flagging me over...I was driving a new Lamborghini Countach (ancestor to the current Diablo) and immediately downshifted and hammered the brake and pulled on over because I knew I was cooked...luckily the first hot and busty lady cop I pulled over next to had just turned 18 that day and she had just bought a Countach exactly like mine the week before...they had me at 186 and the first thing she wanted to know was how much I wanted to have rough sex with her and the other 10 hot highway patrol ladies right there on the hood of my car...LOL...we got to talking cars, three ways with women etc. and she ended up writing her phone number down with a warning for that I hadn't finished satisfying her and her friends just yet....

[SpursWoman]

Would you like to explain how I've had periods of six months then?


Endometriosis?

[Useruser666]

Would you like to explain how I've had periods of six months then?

Uh, you got 2 speeding tickets in a row? I guess when you have a LAWYER argue for you you get less time? :lol

[Shelly]

Endometriosis?

:lmao x a million

[Useruser666]

Would you like to explain how I've had periods of six months then?

Wait...wait...wait for it......

YOUR A GIANT PUSSY!!!!!! :lmao

[MannyIsGod]

:lol :flipoff

[MannyIsGod]

Uh, you got 2 speeding tickets in a row? I guess when you have a LAWYER argue for you you get less time? :lol
The point being that you can have a longer TIME FRAME still stands.

[SequSpur]

you all are queers.

[E20]

What is the most number lanes in the freeways people have seen in San Antonio?

[timvp]

What is the most number lanes in the freeways people have seen in San Antonio?

2.

[3rdCoast]

I drive too fast to notice

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

2.

Doesn't 410 near the airport go to four lanes at one point?

[E20]

Wow, that's small. Usually I see 3 around here and the most I've seen is 5 or 6.

[3rdCoast]

Doesn't 410 near the airport go to four lanes at one point?


Yes. I thing 410 is going to be 4 or 5 lanes when it is said and done.

[Useruser666]

Doesn't 281 just past 410 have 5 or 6 for a short stretch? Take a look at 35 downtown where it has an upper deck. There is 2 lanes below and 3 lanes above.

[ALVAREZ6]

:lmao

[ObiwanGinobili]

my last speeding ticket was for going 68MPH in a 65. yep.
thats not a typo. 68 in a 65.
ugh!! It was in Matagorda county... bastards.

[TheTruth]

3rdcoast has been doing time lately. I wonder if his extreme hatred for the police had anything to do with it?

[Willinsa]

Cops are the biggest C*** suckers, it seems everytime I have gotten a ticket I was 12 miles over the speed limit.

[atlfan25]

3rdcoast has been doing time lately. I wonder if his extreme hatred for the police had anything to do with it?
Absolutely.

He was released last week, but when he saw they took one of his shoelaces, he let all hell break loose and they sent him back to the pen for a while longer.