For Laughs....Beavis and Butthead Pick up lines

[blaze89]

Here are some Beavis & Butthead Pick-Up lines, I found off a website. Anyone ever used these on you???

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Uh, hey baby. Uh, do you like come here often, huh huh. I said "come."

You need a man in your life, baby. And like, I need a woman. Let's like get into each other's life or whatever.

Uh, like let's drop all the uh B.S. and like, you know, do it.

Uh, get out of my car and into my dreams, baby.

What's your sign? Is it "Yield"?

Huh huh huh huh. Would you like carry my books for me?

If I said you were sexy, would you hold your body against me?

I can make you feel like I've never had sex before.

My lips are registered weapons.

I'm not trying to pick you up. You're like too heavy. Huh huh huh huh. Get it?

If I was the last man on Earth I bet we could do it in public.

If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree.

If you ever had sex with a machine, that's what it's like with me. 'Cause I'm like a sex machine.
If you're really hot, I bet I can cool you down.

Hey, are you one of those chicks who goes out with guys right off the bat? 'Cause that's what I'm looking for.

Should I call you for breakfast or will you like cook it for me?

Hey, baby, do you want me to take off my shorts?

You may not be really hot, but I bet you like to do it.

[E20]

I noticed you have braces. I have braces too.

[SWC Bonfire]

You forgot:

Hey, baby-you got any Chinese in ya? Uh, ya want some?

[2Blonde]

If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree.

:lmao

...2Blonde

[Cant_Be_Faded]

those are fake i do not remember most of those in any episodes

[blaze89]

those are fake i do not remember most of those in any episodes

Or are those ones you haven't tried yet??? :lol






joking.

[The sone]

ive tried them all...not much luck tho :(

[E20]

What was that girls name in Beavis and Butthead. She shortly got her own cartoon show. Wasn't her name Diareeah or something?

[LuvBones]

^Daria

"If I said you were sexy, would you hold your body against me? " really goes.. "If I said you had a hot body, would you hold it against me?" :lol