***Official Spurs Vs Lakers WC First Round Series Thread***

[Robz4000]

LGTSS.

Spurs in 5.

[King Emmanuel]

Spurs in 7.

[ElNono]

Spurs in 4

[lefty]

Lakers in 6

[timtonymanu]

Hopefully Splitter and Green are over their pussy act and that Tony and Manu are good to go.

[Salty]

Lakers in 6

:tu good shit

[spurraider21]

Spurs in 4. these guys couldn't score 100 on the rockets with overtime

[Brunodf]

Spurs in 6

[Arcadian]

Spurs in 5

[benefactor]

:lol Kobe's achilles
:lol Pringles in the playoffs

Spurs in 5

[Reck]

Spurs in 7.

I lold.

[HI-FI]

Spurs in 6 or 7. it will be 5 vs 8 the whole series. But I must keep the faith.

[td4mvp2k]

dont have to play the big 3 in this rd

[Mugen]

I like dem Spurs in 5 tbh.

[Baron Davιs]

Spurs in 7.


This site will collapse if Lakers somehow manages to win the series rofl.

[midnightpulp]

Lakers in 6.

Not a cynical take, either. Spurs are terrible rebounding the ball and the Lakers will kill them on the offense boards. As shitty and gimped as the Lakers offense is, even D-league players can score if they get multiple second chance opportunities.

And faggot Parker is still a faggot, so there's that.

[hater]

This site will collapse if Lakers somehow manages to win the series rofl.

although possible, not likely

I see Spurs losing 1 badly, maybe 2 but if they are relatively healthy should win in no more than 6. If Manu and Parker still hurt thou, Lakers got this.

[Robz4000]

I'm with mid tho, if the Spurs find a way to blow this series major changes in the FO and player personnel need to take place.

[JingleJangleJingle]

Pop will foul Dwight ever other possession.

[Reck]

Spurs in 7.


This site will collapse if Lakers somehow manages to win the series rofl.

Shit I will quit it. :lol

[InRareForm]

If you scared, go to church

[jeebus]

Part of me wants the lakers to win so I can sit on my couch, drink box wine, and witness a fabulous meltdown on this site.

[LakerHater]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BIHEPY3CQAARSl4.jpg (http://www.spurstalk.com//twitter.com/Lakers/status/324756416789364736/photo/1/large)

[AussieFanKurt]

Flakers in 4

[Thread]

Lakers in 6.

You don't believe that, Midst, anymore than I do. C'mon, buck up, Middy.

[AussieFanKurt]

Part of me wants the lakers to win so I can sit on my couch, drink box wine, and witness a fabulous meltdown on this site.

[midnightpulp]

I'm with mid tho, if the Spurs find a way to blow this series major changes in the FO and player personnel need to take place.

I'm done with the Spurs franchise as a whole as well.

They lose this shit, they can shove those 4 rings right up their ass.

[Reck]

Spurs in 6 or 7. it will be 5 vs 8 the whole series. But I must keep the faith.

That's what big leads are there for.

Spurs should easily lead by 15+ in every game. There is only so many times you can come out of a deep hole.

Of course I'm talking as if teh Spurs will play like mid-season form. If they play anything like they did the last month or so then forget about it. Spurs lose.

[Thread]

I'm done with the Spurs franchise as a whole as well.

They lose this shit, they can shove those 4 rings right up their ass.

WTF? I thought I had you straightened out earlier today. What happened?

[D-Wade]

Spurs in 5-6... Should be a fun series though

[Robz4000]

I'm done with the Spurs franchise as a whole as well.

They lose this shit, they can shove those 4 rings right up their ass.

What if Tony has a great series, but Steve Bl:lolke averages 50 and carries the Lakers on his back to the win?

[Reck]

Lakers in 6.

Not a cynical take, either. Spurs are terrible rebounding the ball and the Lakers will kill them on the offense boards. As shitty and gimped as the Lakers offense is, even D-league players can score if they get multiple second chance opportunities.

And faggot Parker is still a faggot, so there's that.

Damn, dem lakers did a marvalous job to you throughout the years.

You are terrified. lol

[midnightpulp]

WTF? I thought I had you straightened out earlier today. What happened?

It'll be my breaking point with this franchise if they cough this crap up against the Lakers.

You had yours with the Browns and Indians. This is mine with the Spurs.

[midnightpulp]

Damn, dem lakers did a marvalous job to you throughout the years.

You are terrified. lol

Damn right.

[Amuseddaysleeper]

The Cripples vs Cripples series.

[Reck]

Part of me wants the lakers to win so I can sit on my couch, drink box wine, and witness a fabulous meltdown on this site.

There is more downside than upside to that though. Sure we'll get our laughs with the meltdowns upstairs but the lasting effect will fuck shit up. Them lakerfans will be up in this bitch boasting like they're trying to win a burrito contest or something. That scares me more. :lol

[Thread]

It'll be my breaking point with this franchise if they cough this crap up against the Lakers.

You had yours with the Browns and Indians. This is mine with the Spurs.

Dude, I forsook the Browns because they moved to Baltimore.

You're blood drunk like that guy in "300." Shape up, motherfucker.

[King Emmanuel]

Mid is just being a realist

[Thread]

What if Tony has a great series, but Steve Bl:lolke averages 50 and carries the Lakers on his back to the win?

You won't invite me back again.

[J_Paco]

I'm done with the Spurs franchise as a whole as well.

They lose this shit, they can shove those 4 rings right up their ass.

Why don't you bail, now? They sure as hell don't need fair-weather fans like you rooting for the team.

Spurs in 6. Won't help in next round that Timmy is going to get worn down by Dwight.

[midnightpulp]

Dude, I forsook the Browns because they moved to Baltimore.

You're blood drunk like that guy in "300." Shape up, motherfucker.

Maybe it's my bad mood talking.

[Thread]

Mid is just being a realist

BS. He's insulating himself in case he loses. It's ridiculous. If he then wins how the Hell can he face himself?

[Robz4000]

You won't invite me back again.

I'd literally shit myself into a coma.

[midnightpulp]

See you lurking, Luva

*rippppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp pppppppppppppppppppppppppp*

Karma for not paying me my money, you faggot.

[DAF86]

I hadn't been able to watch a Spurs game in like forever (thanks to firstrow feeds working like shit for me) but I want to believe that things aren't bad enough to lose against this LA team.

[Killakobe81]

Spurs in 5-6... Should be a fun series though

This ....

But if the Gods were kind ... I would love to burn this motherfucker to the ground ...

[Thread]

Maybe it's my bad mood talking.

Well, gd it, shape up. Once we tip Game 1 you'll be fine. You'll see that possum has been played and you can pull your aggravater shirt on over your balloon head and we'll be back to normal. I miss that person.

[TDMVPDPOY]

i really want the lakers to win this series, fck the tosb spurs and the fake ass leader

i dunno what it take for t he spurs to start making real CHANGES from top to bottom....

[Reck]

BS. He's insulating himself in case he loses. It's ridiculous. If he then wins how the Hell can he face himself?

Nah I get where he's coming from.

If Lakers win the series that would be the icing on the cake for this year's Spurs.

They barely stumbled to the finish this year. It really is unnaceptable.

[Thread]

This ....

But if the Gods were kind ... I would love to burn this motherfucker to the ground ...

Yep. I loved to play with matches as a kid. I could put it on my bucket list.

[midnightpulp]

This ....

But if the Gods were kind ... I would love to burn this motherfucker to the ground ...

The Gods were already kind when they tore Big Man Dependent's ankle right off the bone.

So I wouldn't put too much faith in them.

[Thread]

Nah I get where he's coming from.

If Lakers win the series that would be the icing on the cake for this year's Spurs.

They barely stumbled to the finish this year. It really is unnaceptable.

But, you can't quit. You're not vested if you're serious.

[irishock]

Thread+Lakaluva online at the same time?

Which means:

Lakaluva isn't Thread

Thread = Asif Ali

Asif Ali isn't Lakaluva

!!

[jeebus]

Sweetie, can you tell them to stop picking in me. The lol thread has worn out its welcome... real talk.

[Fpoonsie]

BS. He's insulating himself in case he loses. It's ridiculous. If he then wins how the Hell can he face himself?

Thread just popped mid's balloon knot, per par.

[whitemamba]

i see luva lurkin

[jeebus]

Thread+Lakaluva online at the same time?

Which means:

Lakaluva isn't Thread

Thread = Asif Ali

Asif Ali isn't Lakaluva

!!
use two different browsers, broseph

[VBM]

Yep. I loved to play with matches as a kid. I could put it on my bucket list.

Forget buckets. How many barrels do you have locked and loaded for this series, Cully?

[Robz4000]

:lol Pink
:lol Naruto

[Thread]

Forget buckets. How many barrels do you have locked and loaded for this series, Cully?

Shit, I forgot about my barrels. I was so scared earlier I couldn't think straight. I laid on the couch, tangled in my blankets for 2 1/2 hours until I brazened it out enough to refresh the NBA standings page and found the Jazz had lost 1 in-a-row. I've been lit ever since.

[TampaDude]

Spurs in 5. Girl you know it's true. :lol

[angelbelow]

Spurs in 4

[TDMVPDPOY]

hopefully steve blake torches that fake ass spurs leader in the series

someone on the lakers maybe artest or sacre putting that fake ass leader into the stands

tim duncan to dominate against broke back mountains

[Thread]

Just found this over at Sose's Joint:::


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OKC beats Houston
Lakers upset Spurs
Denver over GS
Clippers vs Memphis = ???

Lakers vs Nuggets
OKC vs ???

[capek]

Spurs a merciful team, gonna put this crippled dog that is the Lakers team out of its misery quickly. 4-5 tbh, the Spurs recent struggles notwithstanding.

[D12]

Lakers in 5.

[TDMVPDPOY]

is tim duncan and the spurtas going to rise? i know tony isnt, but tim duncan will carry this team again
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[AaronY]

use two different browsers, broseph
Use a laptop and a phone...or an IPod and a kindle fire...or an iPad and a desktop or...

[TDMVPDPOY]

Use a laptop and a phone...or an IPod and a kindle fire...or an iPad and a desktop or...

can always use virtual machine to open multiple machines and hosts, ask mouse who has expertise in the area with his hundred troll accounts logged in at the same time if he wanted too...

[AaronY]

You could be logged in with like 37 different accounts if you wanted to depending on how much shit you got in your house...

[AaronY]

4 or 5 browsers per computer, multiple computers...other gadgets

[Mugen]

mid, we gonna light the biggest fire Figueroa has ever seen after the Spurs go in on det ass tbh.

[ErnestLynch]

If the Spurs play like they've been playing they'll get swept.

[spurraider21]

I'm done with the Spurs franchise as a whole as well.

They lose this shit, they can shove those 4 rings right up their ass.
:lol making fun of laker fans as fair weather
:lol quitting on a franchise because their stars are aging and its their fault for not reversing time
:lol violins

[midnightpulp]

:lol making fun of laker fans as fair weather
:lol quitting on a franchise because their stars are aging and its their fault for not reversing time
:lol violins

Tony Parker is 30.

He's just a pussy. Not "aging."

[spurraider21]

Tony Parker is 30.

He's just a pussy. Not "aging."
2/3 of the big 3 are above 35
and its common knowledge that tim/manu were the crunchtime guys.

[midnightpulp]

2/3 of the big 3 are above 35
and its common knowledge that tim/manu were the crunchtime guys.

Anyhow, I'm just talking shit.

I won't stop being a Spurs fan if they lose. They've delivered us 4 and it's all gravy from here on out. If we lose, Lakers fans will have their fun, we'll take it, and then it's back to business.

[HI-FI]

Tony Parker is 30.

He's just a pussy. Not "aging."
i basically agree. Parker is both underrated and a pussy, if that's possible. But I trust him in crunchtime as much as I'd trust him with someone's wife.


tbh mid, i don't blame you for wanting to walk away. I'll still support and watch the team, still look for some silver lining, but this loss would be devastating. If we lost I'd still come on here but probably not the NBA Forum, this shit will turn into Lakersground 2.0. I've been wanting to avoid the Lakers because i still figure something shady will go down, Stern is an unscrupulous mofo. But I guess we have no choice. time to face the demons, walk into the fire etc....per par fwiw.

[midnightpulp]

i basically agree. Parker is both underrated and a pussy, if that's possible. But I trust him in crunchtime as much as I'd trust him with someone's wife.


tbh mid, i don't blame you for wanting to walk away. I'll still support and watch the team, still look for some silver lining, but this loss would be devastating. If we lost I'd still come on here but probably not the NBA Forum, this shit will turn into Lakersground 2.0. I've been wanting to avoid the Lakers because i still figure something shady will go down, Stern is an unscrupulous mofo. But I guess we have no choice. time to face the demons, walk into the fire etc....per par fwiw.

Nah. Don't let Lakersfans scare you off like that. In addition to being bean3rs and bandwagoners, their troll games are beyond weak. Nothing to fear from the most idiotic fanbase in professional sports. If the Spurs lose to the Lakers, here's the threads they'll start:

- Duncan can't even beat a Kobe-less Lakers. His legacy is ruined!

- Lakers own the Spurs (which would be true. So no arguments there).

- Suck it, Spur fan. Karma for cheering Kobe's injury.

etc, etc.

My earlier mini-meltdown was just my usual bad mood complaining after a Lakers win.

[Tim_duncan21]

Spurs in 5

[UNCLE-DREW]

Lakers in 5.

stop trolling or go see a shrink :lmao


Spurs in 6

[Thebesteva]

I got Lakers in 7

[Latarian Milton]

manu will probably sit out for the first round but that ain't gonna be any issue. spurs have enough depth and the recent signing of t-mac will only increase their odd of coming out of the west, lakers will be a good opponent for them spurs to do some warm-up with in the first round. spurs will probably tank one or 2 games in this series but no way will they lose 3 or more games imho

[spursncowboys]

Spurs in 4
I'll give them Game 3

[TimmehC]

Lakers in 6. TMac curse strikes again.

[Phillip]

Lakers in 6

[bus driver]

spurs in 5 and then laker fans can put on a clippers jersey

[TDMVPDPOY]

with or without the injuries depleted roster, losing to the kobeless lakers is a disgrace...

[Relevancy]

This series is tricky to predict, the Lakers wont have Bryant to give them offense if they badly need it, Nash is out too.. If Howard becomes that defense matador, they'll have a chance.

[midnightpulp]

Lakers in 6

Annual NES game bet?

If the Spurs win, you have to beat Amagon (or at least make a concerted effort). Remember that game?

If the Lakers win, feel free to choose a piece-of-shit game to torture me with.

[Phillip]

Annual NES game bet?

If the Spurs win, you have to beat Amagon (or at least make a concerted effort). Remember that game?

If the Lakers win, feel free to choose a piece-of-shit game to torture me with.

Let's do this.

[midnightpulp]

Let's do this.

:tu

[StrengthAndHonor]

85% Nash- Spurs in 6
No Nash- blowout wins by Spurs in 5 games
Kobe pulls a Willis Reed- Spurs in 4

[Thread]

Al McCoy, voice of the Phoenix Suns just stated the Lakers will defeat the Spurs. Says many Lakers want to prove to the world, yes, the entire world that they're more than just Kobe Bryant. He was unequivocal.

It was just on .620 KTAR-AM.

[Koolaid_Man]

Al McCoy, voice of the Phoenix Suns just stated the Lakers will defeat the Spurs. Says many Lakers want to prove to the world, yes, the entire world that they're more than just Kobe Bryant. He was unequivocal.

It was just on .620 KTAR-AM.

this will be the Kobe Bryant appreciation title....after all he's done he deserves to sit back and watch his guys earn one for him...either way it'll be #6...if not for Kobe's heroics all season they wouldn't even be in a position to compete...

[Thread]

^Exactly. Go on Pau, Howard, Blake, et al. CHARGE!!!

[Koolaid_Man]

^Exactly. Go on Pau, Howard, Blake, et al. CHARGE!!!


Cully all we need is for Blake and Meeks to get zoned out like Robert Horry did...if these cats can get amped up, zoned out, fried out...we can win....our path shifts from Kobe as the lead to Dwight and Pau...we're gonna bring the Twin Towers back....Dwight and Pau have enough help around them to get this done...they have to be absolutely dominating the paint area...this will off-set all guard penetration and it will slow the game down just like we like it...with Nash coming back he will quarter back this thing... Artest is still out Junk Yard Dog...the key to this is Blake and Meeks getting zoned out....them niggas smoke a toke before the game and we're good...

I believe we can do it...and if we do it...imagine Kobe coming back next year re-energized to get is 7th...man :toast

[Thread]

^Just don't treat a niqqer brand new.

tee, hee.

[DMC]

Lakers in 6 just like I said in December.

[Latarian Milton]

tony ain't the right guy to count on in the playoffs imho, even though he's supposed to be a big matchup advantage over blake at PG. spurs will win the series by teamwork

[StrengthAndHonor]

Winner of Game 1 wins the series.

[DMC]

Cully all we need is for Blake and Meeks to get zoned out like Robert Horry did...if these cats can get amped up, zoned out, fried out...we can win....our path shifts from Kobe as the lead to Dwight and Pau...we're gonna bring the Twin Towers back....Dwight and Pau have enough help around them to get this done...they have to be absolutely dominating the paint area...this will off-set all guard penetration and it will slow the game down just like we like it...with Nash coming back he will quarter back this thing... Artest is still out Junk Yard Dog...the key to this is Blake and Meeks getting zoned out....them niggas smoke a toke before the game and we're good...

I believe we can do it...and if we do it...imagine Kobe coming back next year re-energized to get is 7th...man :toast

Nuh uh... you quit when Kobe quit. You said so yourself.



l know you. l know you. l knew l knew you.


l knew l knew you. But you ain't you.


You can't be you. We put you through the window. There ain't no coming back.


This is the really real world. There ain't no coming back.


We killed you dead. There ain't no coming back.

[DMC]

Winner of Game 1 wins the series.

Stupid prediction.

[StrengthAndHonor]

Stupid prediction.

Stupid reaction

[DMC]

Stupid reaction

You just pulled that right out of your ass. There's no reasoning behind it. Last year the Spurs won the first two games and got bent over afterward. There's no rhyme or reason to saying the person who wins the 1st game will win the series. Maybe saying the person who wins the 1st on the road will win, but how you did it was like a 6 year old predicting oil futures.

[Koolaid_Man]

Nuh uh... you quit when Kobe quit. You said so yourself.



l know you. l know you. l knew l knew you.
l knew l knew you. But you ain't you.
You can't be you. We put you through the window. There ain't no coming back.
This is the really real world. There ain't no coming back.
We killed you dead. There ain't no coming back.



^ why of course you know me..How could you forget :hat BOHICA

Specially for you DMC...Just for you
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[WeNeedLength]

http://i857.photobucket.com/albums/ab138/lakaluva58/flexible-girl.jpg......










We fucked.

:rollin:lmao:lol

[StrengthAndHonor]

Lakers steal Game 1 and they're winning the series IMO.

[lefty20]

Lakers steal Game 1 and they're winning the series IMO.

Well yeah... They'd be up 1-0 :wakeup

[VBM]

Kobe's legacy takes a hit if they end up making a run in the postseason. It'll pretty much be confirmed he was holding this team back. Kobe knows it too, so he'll be sure to sabotage during his sideline coaching sessions. :downspin:

Spurs in 5. http://www.the-coli.com/images/smilies/mynicca1.png

[Koolaid_Man]

Kobe's legacy takes a hit if they end up making a run in the postseason. It'll pretty much be confirmed he was holding this team back. Kobe knows it too, so he'll be sure to sabotage during his sideline coaching sessions. :downspin:

Spurs in 5. http://www.the-coli.com/images/smilies/mynicca1.png

negative....it was the league holding the Lakers back. Notice since Kobe went down the refs are barely calling fouls on Dwight..they're allowing him to play more physical and sending him to the free throw line...basically letting him play defense they way he's used to...when Kobe was playing they wouldn't give Dwight shit. It shows they didn't want us to succeed with Kobe and Dwight

[VBM]

It shows they didn't want us to succeed with Kobe and Dwight

If that's the case, then it was Dirk who made the call. Keep Dwight unhappy so he bolts to Dallas. All part of the master plan. http://www.the-coli.com/images/smilies/ohhh.png

[Koolaid_Man]

If that's the case, then it was Dirk who made the call. Keep Dwight unhappy so he bolts to Dallas. All part of the master plan. http://www.the-coli.com/images/smilies/ohhh.png

you didn't let me finish my story..."Now Kobe in his genius realized what the league was doing and became a hybrid Point-Shooting guard." he fed the best and the lakers overcame the leauge conspiracy to grab the 7th spot. Dwight is now happy!!!

[Thread]

Kobe's legacy takes a hit if they end up making a run in the postseason. It'll pretty much be confirmed he was holding this team back.

Only if they win the last game they play. In that case, I'll eagerly stand the gaffe & take the proverbial 14-incher.

Less than that? Well, use your fuckin' heads, man:::they're shinin' fuckin' shoes like every single one did before Kobe took 'em in.

[Koolaid_Man]

Only if they win the last game they play. In that case, I'll eagerly stand the gaffe & take the proverbial 14-incher.

Less than that? Well, use your fuckin' heads, man:::they're shinin' fuckin' shoes like every single one did before Kobe took 'em in.

I'm willing to take the 14 - inchr up the ass and through the throat for another title that puts Kobe at 6...hell I'll even add 3 more inches on top of that 14...give it to me baby!!!! :lol

[Thread]

I'm willing to take the 14 - inchr up the ass and through the throat for another title that puts Kobe at 6...hell I'll even add 3 more inches on top of that 14...give it to me baby!!!! :lol

Hell, yeah. Sign me up for the 17 incher as well.

[Koolaid_Man]

Hell, yeah. Sign me up for the 17 incher as well.

Cully we can keep 14 incher but let's start another trend....called the "blue whale special"... *aka* BWS

Here's my justification:


The blue whale has the largest dick of any living thing...8-10 feet long, 1 foot wide and 150 lbs...and it balls are a measly 50lbs
An ejaculation / cum load is estimated to be over 5 gallons

Side note: The blue whale even has bones in it's dick...

You can have the 17 incher Cully I think I'll the Blue Whale Special

[VBM]

http://www.the-coli.com/images/smilies/holeup.png http://www.the-coli.com/images/smilies/heh.png

[Koolaid_Man]

I do recall years ago asking this chic if she could take 5 gallons of cum and she whispered back that she would certainly try...I then asked her how would she clean all that up and again she said it didn't matter as long as she could feel 5 gallons....

even to this day I keep tying to wrap my mind around a 5 gallon load and bones in my dick...:lol

[Thread]

Cully we can keep 14 incher but let's start another trend....called the "blue whale special"... *aka* BWS

Here's my justification:


The blue whale has the largest dick of any living thing...8-10 feet long, 1 foot wide and 150 lbs...and it balls are a measly 50lbs
An ejaculation / cum load is estimated to be over 5 gallons

Side note: The blue whale even has bones in it's dick...

You can have the 17 incher Cully I think I'll the Blue Whale Special

I don't want to treat ya brand new or anything, Kool, but, I like to do my 14 or 17 incher by myself.

[DenDen]

Fuck lakers. Spurs in 2.. Spurs skull fuck the lakers so hard, those purple n piss faggots forfeit the rest of the series..

[Thebesteva]

The more I think of it...the more I realize the Spurs are prolly going to win in 6. But my heart keeps tellin me to believe Lakers in 7

[Thread]

The more I think of it...the more I realize the Spurs are prolly going to win in 6. But my heart keeps tellin me to believe Lakers in 7

See that way you can't lose.

Ya chickenshit, you.

[Thebesteva]

See that way you can't lose.

Ya chickenshit, you.

Only pussies and assholes pretend they know for sure what's going to happen during the playoffs

[Thread]

Only pussies and assholes pretend they know for sure what's going to happen during the playoffs

Then shut your fuckin' mouth and don't cover your cute ass.

[Thebesteva]

Then shut your fuckin' mouth and don't cover your cute ass.

Calm down thread...you're going to wake up that Scandinavian whore you call a mother.