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TIMMYtoZO
04-18-2013, 12:38 AM
Finally, the postseason is here. The 3 Kings will experience their first sweep this series. This is the start of an historic postseason for the defending champs. I'd be shocked if the Bucks didn't lose all 4 games by 10 points or more, tbh. :lol

lefty
04-18-2013, 12:41 AM
:lol

jeebus
04-18-2013, 12:41 AM
:lol

AaronY
04-18-2013, 12:42 AM
Bucks should just rest their starters...no point in getting anyone hurt in a meaningless series of games when their season's already over. Gotta think towards the future

HarlemHeat37
04-18-2013, 12:47 AM
:lol Ellis and Jennings's shooting %s in this series should be historic..

Robz4000
04-18-2013, 12:54 AM
Heat win every game by 30. What's the most lopsided sweep in postseason history?

Latarian Milton
04-18-2013, 05:50 AM
bucks wouldn't rank higher than hornets or mavs if playing in the west. playoffs rules should be fixed to included the best 16 teams of the league (so the mavs streak would continue) rather than the best 8 teams of each division imho

Thread
04-18-2013, 08:45 AM
If I didn't need the Heat I'd be pulling for the Bucks. But, I've nary other choice.

I just hope some kind of calamity doesn't break out.

100%duncan
04-18-2013, 09:03 AM
Man just put the Heat in the ECF already:lmao

ffadicted
04-18-2013, 10:17 AM
Anyone willing to take a simple sig bet or something that Bucks steal one game in the series? I'm feeling adventurous today

AaronY
04-18-2013, 10:31 AM
Bucks probably won't win a quarter..

DUNCANownsKOBE
04-18-2013, 10:34 AM
Finally, the postseason is here. The 3 Kings will experience their first sweep this series. This is the start of an historic postseason for the defending champs. I'd be shocked if the Bucks didn't lose all 4 games by 10 points or more, tbh. :lol

Sup Daunte? Have you talked to Jerry yet, he's having a 4-kegger for the first Bucks game and Cindy keeps asking about whether or not you're gonna be there :lol

Budkin
04-18-2013, 10:40 AM
Finally, the postseason is here. The 3 Kings will experience their first sweep this series. This is the start of an historic postseason for the defending champs. I'd be shocked if the Bucks didn't lose all 4 games by 10 points or more, tbh. :lol

I say 20 or more... talk about a mismatch of epic proportions.

Thread
04-18-2013, 10:59 AM
Anyone willing to take a simple sig bet or something that Bucks steal one game in the series? I'm feeling adventurous today

Bend over. I'll show ya fuckin' adventurous today.

KaiRMD1
04-18-2013, 11:10 AM
I feel sorry for the Bucks

jeebus
04-18-2013, 11:18 AM
good god all these eastern playoff series are so fucking boring. they should just show a tape delay of them at 2am tbh

ffadicted
04-18-2013, 12:49 PM
Bend over. I'll show ya fuckin' adventurous today.

LOL

TIMMYtoZO
04-18-2013, 01:58 PM
Sup Daunte? Have you talked to Jerry yet, he's having a 4-kegger for the first Bucks game and Cindy keeps asking about whether or not you're gonna be there :lol

Sup Deandre? I am going to Jerry's on Sunday. I hope you can make it to Lamar's 3 kegger pre-Heat playoff game 1 bash on Saturday night. :lol

Venti Quattro
04-18-2013, 03:23 PM
I feel sorry for the Bucks

Jacob1983
04-18-2013, 03:43 PM
Bucks will win at least 1 game. I would love to see them win this series. It would be an awesome early birthday present for me.

Latarian Milton
04-18-2013, 09:10 PM
Man just put the Heat in the ECF already:lmao
thought we were already in the finals awaiting either spurs or OKC tbh

100%duncan
04-19-2013, 03:18 AM
thought we were already in the finals awaiting either spurs or OKC tbh

Well I'm still hoping NY knocks you out. West's only chance. :lmao

Venti Quattro
04-19-2013, 03:20 AM
Well I'm still hoping NY knocks you out.

:lmao will never happen

100%duncan
04-19-2013, 03:23 AM
:lmao will never happen

Yeah :lmao ......... :depressed

hater
04-19-2013, 03:27 AM
Tbh knicks have probly better chance vs heat that all d teams in d west. Shitty fucking west teams

100%duncan
04-19-2013, 03:33 AM
Tbh knicks have probly better chance vs heat that all d teams in d west. Shitty fucking west teams

Please tell me this is a joke, hater tbh.

Venti Quattro
04-19-2013, 03:39 AM
Tbh knicks have probly better chance vs heat that all d teams in d west. Shitty fucking west teams

Don't know if people will agree, but the Nuggets if they're fully healthy, and if McGee keeps his brain at sea level.

hater
04-19-2013, 03:50 AM
Please tell me this is a joke, hater tbh.

then who has a better chance? the Thunder? :lmao Lebron/Wade/Dragqueen are the worst matchup possible for the ethiopian and the chimpanze. They had their shot last year and they squandered it at an epic level.

noone else in the West even deserves a mention tbh

at least NY has Chandler and Kidd, 2 of the main members of the last team that gave Miami fits. And Melo, a guy who usually shows up inthe playoffs. don't get me wrong, knicks have about 5% chance of beating the heat, but that is about 10 times more than any other team

100%duncan
04-19-2013, 03:58 AM
then who has a better chance? the Thunder? :lmao Lebron/Wade/Dragqueen are the worst matchup possible for the ethiopian and the chimpanze. They had their shot last year and they squandered it at an epic level.

noone else in the West even deserves a mention tbh

at least NY has Chandler and Kidd, 2 of the main members of the last team that gave Miami fits. And Melo, a guy who usually shows up inthe playoffs. don't get me wrong, knicks have about 5% chance of beating the heat, but that is about 10 times more than any other team

:lmao

Texas_Ranger
04-19-2013, 06:44 AM
the most interesting thing about the bucks is their mascot.

Monster1776
04-19-2013, 06:49 AM
bucks wouldn't rank higher than hornets or mavs if playing in the west. playoffs rules should be fixed to included the best 16 teams of the league (so the mavs streak would continue) rather than the best 8 teams of each division imho

Gotta give those poor Eastern Conference teams a chance at the post season.

Jacob1983
04-19-2013, 09:44 PM
I hope the basketball gods are kind to Brandon Jennings. Believe.

thunderup
04-19-2013, 09:47 PM
:lol @ Brandon Jennings being hobbled by an injury. As if the Heat needed a wider red carpet to walk through onward to the finals.

Venti Quattro
04-19-2013, 09:49 PM
:lol @ Brandon Jennings being hobbled by an injury. As if the Heat needed a wider red carpet to walk through onward to the finals.
There ain't no carpet wide enough for Bron-Bron's forehead.

Jacob1983
04-19-2013, 09:59 PM
I am going to laugh if the Bucks beat the Heat. I don't think it's likely but it is possible. However, I don't think Stern will allow it because he does not want to kill himself yet. I am not going to lie. I would love it if the Bucks beat the Heat. That would be awesome and an excellent early birthday gift for me. Maybe, the basketball gods can make it happen. I would love it. And yes, I hate the Heat and wish nothing but failure for them.

Venti Quattro
04-19-2013, 10:05 PM
I am going to laugh if the Bucks beat the Heat. I don't think it's likely but it is possible. However, I don't think Stern will allow it because he does not want to kill himself yet. I am not going to lie. I would love it if the Bucks beat the Heat. That would be awesome and an excellent early birthday gift for me. Maybe, the basketball gods can make it happen. I would love it. And yes, I hate the Heat and wish nothing but failure for them.
:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

Arcadian
04-19-2013, 10:15 PM
:lol Milwaukee Bucks a playoff team
:lol Fuck the eastern conference

midnightpulp
04-19-2013, 10:22 PM
Gonna go out on a limb here and say this series will be a retelling of the '01 Finals.

Bucks catch Miami sleeping in Game 1 and pull off an improbable win. The sports world has a Pompei level jizz eruption. There's talks of "one-and-done" and the choker accusation per Lebron is revisited. Then Miami goes on to steamroll Milwaukee for four straight games.

thunderup
04-19-2013, 10:23 PM
Gonna go out on a limb here and say this series will be a retelling of the '01 Finals.

Bucks catch Miami sleeping in Game 1 and pull off an improbable win. The sports world has a Pompei level jizz eruption. There's talks of "one-and-done" and the choker accusation per Lebron is revisited. Then Miami goes on to steamroll Milwaukee for four straight games.
I doubt it. One would hope though.

Venti Quattro
04-19-2013, 10:24 PM
Gonna go out on a limb here and say this series will be a retelling of the '01 Finals.

Bucks catch Miami sleeping in Game 1 and pull off an improbable win. The sports world has a Pompei level jizz eruption. There's talks of "one-and-done" and the choker accusation per Lebron is revisited. Then Miami goes on to steamroll Milwaukee for four straight games.

'tis gonna be a sweep, nigga

midnightpulp
04-19-2013, 10:28 PM
'tis gonna be a sweep, nigga

99% of chance of that happening, yes.

Gonna say this will be one of those times we see the 1% rear its head.

Not expecting it, though.

Jacob1983
04-20-2013, 09:24 PM
The Bucks will win a game in Milwaukee.

Jack Kevorkian
04-20-2013, 09:56 PM
The Bucks will win a game in Milwaukee.

You didn't show up to your appointment last week. Call the office and I'll see if Margaret can pencil you in for a 2:00 on Wednesday.

thunderup
04-21-2013, 06:21 PM
:lol the cHeat are in NBA finals mode when they don't even need to be against a shitty Bucks team that has no business being in the playoffs

Clipper Nation
04-21-2013, 06:24 PM
:lmao Thunderfaggot melting down already because the Heat are winning

/in before :cry "you're a Heat fan, partner!" :cry

thunderup
04-21-2013, 06:25 PM
:lmao the biggest front-runner on this site coming into defend his cHeat team

thunderup
04-21-2013, 06:25 PM
:cry the Kang :cry

Reck
04-21-2013, 06:31 PM
Thunder-Rockets cant begin their game soon enough.

Arcadian
04-21-2013, 06:41 PM
They should just skip the first round this year... All of them are pointless. The elite 8 are: Thunder, Spurs, Nuggets, Clippers, Heat, Knicks, Pacers, Nets. The final 4 are almost certainly Thunder/Spurs/Heat/Knicks.

Conference finals, please.

JingleJangleJingle
04-21-2013, 06:44 PM
it doesn't even look like the Heat even give a shit.

Thread
04-21-2013, 06:45 PM
They should just skip the first round this year... All of them are pointless. The elite 8 are: Thunder, Spurs, Nuggets, Clippers, Heat, Knicks, Pacers, Nets. The final 4 are almost certainly Thunder/Spurs/Heat/Knicks.

Conference finals, please.

Fuck, you was ready to do the dutch 4 quarters ago. Now look at ya. Ya look fabulous.

ElNono
04-21-2013, 06:46 PM
somebody tell Miami the playoffs started, tbh

thunderup
04-21-2013, 06:47 PM
They should just skip the first round this year... All of them are pointless. The elite 8 are: Thunder, Spurs, Nuggets, Clippers, Heat, Knicks, Pacers, Nets. The final 4 are almost certainly Thunder/Spurs/Heat/Knicks.

Conference finals, please.
Agreed.

thunderup
04-21-2013, 06:51 PM
Good jesus, the Bucks are as shitty as they come.

Arcadian
04-21-2013, 06:53 PM
Fuck, you was ready to do the dutch 4 quarters ago. Now look at ya. Ya look fabulous.

Not really. I made it very clear that finishing 3-7 was a disaster, and they deserved to be shit on for it. However, I steadfastly picked the Spurs to win this series in 5. Just look at the prediction threads.

irishock
04-21-2013, 06:59 PM
They should just skip the first round this year... All of them are pointless. The elite 8 are: Thunder, Spurs, Nuggets, Clippers, Heat, Knicks, Pacers, Nets. The final 4 are almost certainly Thunder/Spurs/Heat/Knicks.

Conference finals, please.

Chuck says he still believes the Grizzlies win the West


:lol

AaronY
04-21-2013, 07:04 PM
Kevorkian troll cracks me up

td4mvp2k
04-21-2013, 07:05 PM
Chuck says he still believes the Grizzlies win the West


:lol
:cry rudy gay :cry

td4mvp2k
04-21-2013, 07:05 PM
Chuck says he still believes the Grizzlies win the West


:lol
:cry rudy gay :cry

Killakobe81
04-21-2013, 07:57 PM
Nice hustle but Birdman's dunk was mehhh ... (not sure why no one else got him)

Lebron's? :wow

BRHornet45
04-21-2013, 08:10 PM
Bucks started pulling closer and the officials put a stop to it. 4th quarter free throw time for Miami!

Thread
04-21-2013, 08:11 PM
Bucks started pulling closer and the officials put a stop to it. 4th quarter free throw time for Miami!

Only pussies & assholes blame the officiating.

TIMMYtoZO
04-21-2013, 08:22 PM
:lol The historic postseason for Miami has finally started.

HarlemHeat37
04-21-2013, 08:27 PM
:lol Lebron and Wade barely trying, tbh..

Miami looks like they're playing against OKC tonight:lol..

jeebus
04-21-2013, 08:32 PM
:lol Lebron and Wade barely trying, tbh..

Miami looks like they're playing against OKC tonight:lol..
it's the bucks. the bobcats could rest the starters and still stomp them

LarryDavid
04-21-2013, 08:34 PM
Boring series is boring.

TIMMYtoZO
04-21-2013, 08:42 PM
:lol The haters are using the "But it's the Bucks" card to give them hope that Miami will falter in a later round.

Thread
04-21-2013, 08:45 PM
:lol The haters are using the "But it's the Bucks" card to give them hope that Miami will falter in a later round.

15 to go. Get on with it.

Latarian Milton
04-21-2013, 08:54 PM
we're sweeping all the way to our championship #3 :toast

Killakobe81
04-21-2013, 09:10 PM
we're sweeping all the way to our championship #3 :toast

Sweep? Nah but Im guessiong you will lose closer to 4 all playoffs than you will get close to losing 4 in a series

Thread
04-21-2013, 09:14 PM
we're sweeping all the way to our championship #3 :toast

My 5-4 Kobe over the shit bag survives. I'm dancin'.

Venti Quattro
04-21-2013, 09:15 PM
Easy work.

ace3g
04-21-2013, 09:43 PM
http://cdn3.sbnation.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/11920387/bia_3wgcyaaeffe.0_standard_709.0.jpg

lefty
04-21-2013, 09:45 PM
Hopefully Wesbrrok will be jealous and will wear an even more ridiculous shirt

Jacob1983
04-21-2013, 11:00 PM
Bucks let me down but I'm not surprised. I'm still hoping that they can make history and win this series or at least a game. That would make me happy. Go ahead and shit on this post because I know you will. And another thing, why is it such a jizz fest over the Heat in this thread? Why would Spurs fans root for Lecrab anyway?

MI21
04-21-2013, 11:06 PM
The Heat could probably take the Bucks in 6 without King and Wade, tbh.

UNCLE-DREW
04-22-2013, 07:11 AM
The Heat could probably sweep the Bucks without King and Wade, tbh.

fixed

UNCLE-DREW
04-22-2013, 07:15 AM
xxx

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcehy6JgHL1riarq7o1_250.gif

that gif is such an epic gif :lmao

Slim Charles
04-22-2013, 01:39 PM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcehy6JgHL1riarq7o1_250.gif

that gif is such an epic gif :lmao

Is that kid from SA? Was that taken this year?