My Music (only music freaks allowed)

[silverblk mystix]

...9 pages...

nice going bro!


Survey says:

Sheeple are STILL sprung on Avante!!!



:lmao

[Avante]

....you get pulled over because you dropped a CD on the floorboard and when reaching for it, swerved into the wrong lane.

You tell the cop you aren't drunk, just buzzed.

While traveling in the back of the squad car, the perfect song for the occasion comes to mind....

tpzV_0l5ILI

Finally you said something that actually made sense and fit....BRAVO!!!!

[silverblk mystix]

....you get pulled over because you dropped a CD on the floorboard and when reaching for it, swerved into the wrong lane.

You tell the cop you aren't drunk, just buzzed.

While traveling in the back of the squad car, the perfect song for the occasion comes to mind....

tpzV_0l5ILI



:lmao


Blake gets with the program!

[Avante]

Yes, I know. You have made it very clear in this thread that satisfying your own pride is a large component in determining why/how you listen to music.

Do you really think I started off listening to music like that? I was just like you and everyone else once upon a time. It was just music, fuck it! Then as time went on and I started getting....deep....I began to realize how much more enjoyable the experience was if you made a journey/trip out of it. So I started getting educated, yep...reading.

Pride..??? It's simply about what sounds the best, that isn't a jumble of sounds going every which away. It's about a smooth flow. It takes years to get it really down, but it's a great experience. I could do what you do at 12. Somebody who knew nothing about music at all could record a jumble of sounds.

[CuckingFunt]

Kinda like how YOUR KNOWLEDGE

isn't any better than anyone else's knowledge-but you are so convinced that it is.

I've never once suggested that it was. In fact, I'm one of the few people in this thread who has consistently taken seriously the fact that Avante cares a lot about the music he listens to. I merely suggested that how he and I experience/value music is different and I have asked questions to better understand that difference.


Your music history knowledge is no more impressive than anyone else's either- but you are really convinced that it is.

I've never once suggested that it is. I am, in fact, quite certain that my music knowledge is hugely unimpressive and isn't interesting enough to sustain a conversation. That's why I've never posted about my own music tastes here beyond answering specific questions, as I did last night, or occasionally posting a YouTube or two in the "What are you listening to?" thread like everyone else does.


How many instruments do you play. by the way?

Flute, violin, cello, saxophone, and piano. And I'd like to learn a sixth when I have the time, but I haven't decided what yet. And I sing. And I've been dancing since I was four years old, quite seriously until I was almost 19.


How many compositions have you completed?

None. I've never wanted to compose. How many compositions has Avante completed?


How is your way of listening to music any better than anyone else's and who left you in charge of this?

I've never claimed that it was or that I am.


lol

Indeed.

[Avante]

...9 pages...

nice going bro!


Survey says:

Sheeple are STILL sprung on Avante!!!



:lmao

Ah shucks~~~~~~~~

[ChumpDumper]

Kinda like how YOUR KNOWLEDGE

isn't any better than anyone else's knowledge-but you are so convinced that it is.

Your music history knowledge is no more impressive than anyone else's either- but you are really convinced that it is.

How many instruments do you play. by the way?
How many compositions have you completed?


How is your way of listening to music any better than anyone else's and who left you in charge of this?


lolWow, that was a lot of straw for one post.

lol still trying too hard

[Avante]

:lmao


Blake gets with the program!

I'm as amazed as you are.

[CuckingFunt]

Do you really think I started off listening to music like that? I was just like you and everyone else once upon a time. It was just music, fuck it! Then as time went on and I started getting....deep....I began to realize how much more enjoyable the experience was if you made a journey/trip out of it. So I started getting educated, yep...reading.

Pride..??? It's simply about what sounds the best, that isn't a jumble of sounds going every which away. It's about a smooth flow. It takes years to get it really down, but it's a great experience. I could do what you do at 12. Somebody who knew nothing about music at all could record a jumble of sounds.

You don't need to know that two blues songs are both pre-war and both from Alabama in order for them to sound good together. A distinction like that exists for nothing more than the smug satisfaction that comes from having made it.

[silverblk mystix]

I've never once suggested that it was. In fact, I'm one of the few people in this thread who has consistently taken seriously the fact that Avante cares a lot about the music he listens to. I merely suggested that how he and I experience/value music is different and I have asked questions to better understand that difference.



I've never once suggested that it is. I am, in fact, quite certain that my music knowledge is hugely unimpressive and isn't interesting enough to sustain a conversation. That's why I've never posted about my own music tastes here beyond answering specific questions, as I did last night, or occasionally posting a YouTube or two in the "What are you listening to?" thread like everyone else does.



Flute, violin, cello, saxophone, and piano. And I'd like to learn a sixth when I have the time, but I haven't decided what yet. And I sing. And I've been dancing since I was four years old, quite seriously until I was almost 19.



None. I've never wanted to compose. How many compositions has Avante completed?



I've never claimed that it was or that I am.



Indeed.




Like I said, I call bullshit.


Music is not some competition and your way, my way or anyone else's way is no better or worse.

Yet, you entered here for the reasons I already stated.

[ChumpDumper]

Like I said, I call bullshit.


Music is not some competition and your way, my way or anyone else's way is no better or worse.

Yet, you entered here for the reasons I already stated.And you just tried to make it a competition yourself, you stupid hypocrite.

[Avante]

You don't need to know that two blues songs are both pre-war and both from Alabama in order for them to sound good together. A distinction like that exists for nothing more than the smug satisfaction that comes from having made it.

Are you working at not getting it?

Ya ever wanna hear just some Bluegrass, how about some Chicago blues, ever wanna hear just some vintage country? Trust me girl, lots of people do. Won't find too many going from rap to country then off to classical inside 10 minutes.

Now...

You can....Blues From The South....and go with what you talked about. Yep, perfect! But, if ya wanna hear just Alabama blues which is as primitive as it gets, guess what?

Yep..

Edward Thompson
Lucille Bogan
Boweavil Jackson
Sonny Scott
Peanut the Kidnapper
Walter Roland
Daddy Stovepipe
Pillie Bolling
Ed Bell
Birmingham Jug Band
Jaybird Coleman
Marshall Owens

...it will have to be.

That's why I have CD's dedicated to...

Slide Guitar
Alabama
St.Louis
Hillbillie Blues
Mississiippi Delta
Texas
Piano
Harmonica
Female
Memphis
Chicago
East Coast
Georgia

....blues.

[CuckingFunt]

Like I said, I call bullshit.


Music is not some competition and your way, my way or anyone else's way is no better or worse.

Yet, you entered here for the reasons I already stated.

You're not calling bullshit, though. You're stubbornly throwing a temper tantrum.

Calling bullshit usually involves providing specific (and hopefully compelling) evidence that supports your skepticism. You haven't done that. You've never even tried to do that. What you're doing instead is stamping your feet in protest because my responses contradict what you want to believe about me.

[silverblk mystix]

You're not calling bullshit, though. You're stubbornly throwing a temper tantrum.

Calling bullshit usually involves providing specific (and hopefully compelling) evidence that supports your skepticism. You haven't done that. You've never even tried to do that. What you're doing instead is stamping your feet in protest because my responses contradict what you want to believe about me.


It wouldn't be the first time you flatter yourself so, yawn, what else is new?

lol

I gave you specific reasons and every one was dead on. It just revealed what you are about and you hate it.

Don't blame you. I would hate it too.

[CuckingFunt]

Are you working at not getting it?

Ya ever wanna hear just some Bluegrass, how about some Chicago blues, ever wanna hear just some vintage country? Trust me girl, lots of people do. Won't find too many going from Rap to country then off to classical inside 10 minutes.

Now...

You can....Blues From The South....and go with what you talked about. Yep, perfect! But, if ya wanna hear just Alabama blues which is as primitive as it ges, guess what? Yep..

Edward Thompson
Lucille Bogan
Sonny Scott
Peanut the Kidnapper
Walter Roland
Daddy Stovepipe
Pillie Bolling
Ed Bell
Birmingham Jug Band
Jaybird Coleman
Marshall Owens

...it will have to be.

But you don't HAVE TO know that in order to enjoy the music.

[Avante]

But you don't HAVE TO know that in order to enjoy the music.

Wow~~~~~~~

You are about as lost as lost gets. Girl...sheesh~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Bob Dylan loved this guy, he was a big influense on him as was Woody Guthrie. Now what if I wanna listen to Dylan and those who he covered and influensed him? Well? Yep, you'll need to know what?

6CD5yMpYjtM

Look, stick to jumble, it's you. I prefer something a little deeper than that....ok?

[CuckingFunt]

I gave you specific reasons and every one was dead on.

Of course you think they were.

You'd convinced yourself of their accuracy before you even typed them.

[ChumpDumper]

It wouldn't be the first time you flatter yourself so, yawn, what else is new?

lol

I gave you specific reasons and every one was dead on. It just revealed what you are about and you hate it.

Don't blame you. I would hate it too.lol more hypocritical projection.

Just because you meltdown whenever someone successfully calls you on your bullshit, that doesn't mean you can do it yourself.

[Trill Clinton]

what are ya'll arguing about now?!?

anyways, when i'm training at the gym i prefer to get in the mood by listening to rap, yep, it gets me in the mood. nothing keeps me pumped up and in the mood to train like young inner city men rapping about selling drugs, shooting up a house or two and calling women bitches over a thumping 808 and looped piano keys. dmx, lil wayne, pastor troy, pusha t, big krit and many others help me maintain that mood from the moment i walk into the gym until i leave.

once in my car i like to switch my mood up to a more laid back, yep, mellow type of mood. so i'll throw on some drake, r.kelly or take it back and listen to some ballads from the 70's.

[Avante]

what are ya'll arguing about now?!?

anyways, when i'm training at the gym i prefer to get in the mood by listening to rap, yep, it gets me in the mood. nothing keeps me pumped up and in the mood to train like young inner city men rapping about selling drugs, shooting up a house or two and calling women bitches over a thumping 808 and looped piano keys. dmx, lil wayne, pastor troy, pusha t, big krit and many others help me maintain that mood from the moment i walk into the gym until i leave.

once in my car i like to switch my mood up to a more laid back, yep, mellow type of mood. so i'll throw on some drake, r.kelly or take it back and listen to some ballads from the 70's.

Bingo, Bango!!!!!!!!

Yep, it's all about the mood. This...ah the hell with it just toss a bunch of stuff together....hahahahaha!!!!!!!! I outgrew that silliness.

[Blake]

:lmao


Blake gets with the program!

SBM is checking assholes for contrabands at work

Avante has just come in. Handcuffed and drunk.

Yep, a mood song comes to SBM's mind

wrsejXW6yiA

[Blake]

:lmao


Blake gets with the program!

SBM is checking assholes for contrabands at work

Avante has just come in. Handcuffed and drunk.

Yep, a mood song comes to SBM's mind

wrsejXW6yiA

[ChumpDumper]

Bingo, Bango!!!!!!!!

Yep, it's all about the mood. This...ah the hell with it just toss a bunch of stuff together....hahahahaha!!!!!!!! I outgrew that silliness.Again, your way is not measurably better or worse than any other way. You don't get it.

[Avante]

You are somewhere out in west Texas, ya pull into a biker bar for a drink. Tired from the road, a little ZZ Top would be nice, maybe some Stevie Ray, as ya walk in ya hear....

USonFSatpqM

Everyone is grooving with the sound, cool! But totally unsuspected.

[TeyshaBlue]

Wow~~~~~~~

You are about as lost as lost gets. Girl...sheesh~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Bob Dylan loved this guy, he was a big influense on him as was Woody Guthrie. Now what if I wanna listen to Dylan and those who he covered and influensed him? Well? Yep, you'll need to know what?

6CD5yMpYjtM

Look, stick to jumble, it's you. I prefer something a little deeper than that....ok?

It's patently absurd to try to codify the enjoyment of music. I don't know why you even press on with that line of bullshit. If it works for you, great.
It doesn't have to work for anyone else. That's basically the lure of the love of music.
When I compose, I don't give a shit what anyone else thinks about it. Unless I'm under contract, I write for me. Period. I'm not alone in that respect.

[ohmwrecker]

Go to a music store and what do you see, yep....categories....why is that?

The record store I go to doesn't have categories. Everything is alphabetized. I never have a problem finding what I am looking for and I don't have to put up with employees or merchandising experts who have no idea what they are doing. Categories are for people who have no clue what they want.

[Avante]

It's patently absurd to try to codify the enjoyment of music. I don't know why you even press on with that line of bullshit. If it works for you, great.
It doesn't have to work for anyone else. That's basically the lure of the love of music.
When I compose, I don't give a shit what anyone else thinks about it. Unless I'm under contract, I write for me. Period. I'm not alone in that respect.

Then there's trying something different a new approach. Widen your horizons. That's all I'm saying, try something else. I've listened to jumble, been there. I rose above that.

[DisAsTerBot]

It doesn't have to work for anyone else. That's basically the lure of the love of music.


/thread

[Avante]

The record store I go to doesn't have categories. Everything is alphabetized. I never have a problem finding what I am looking for and I don't have to put up with employees or merchandising experts who have no idea what they are doing. Categories are for people who have no clue what they want.

Wrong!

I walk into a music store I don't want to wade thru a ton of stuff trying to find what I want. I head straight to where what I'm looking for will be. How about compilations?

Why not try that at the grocery store? How about Walmart/Target? Ya want a hammer, head off to the H's, wanna a saw go over to the S's.

[CuckingFunt]

Then there's trying something different a new approach. Widen your horizons. That's all I'm saying, try something else. I've listened to jumble, been there. I rose above that.

You've learned to widen your horizons by embracing an approach to music that narrows your horizons?

[ohmwrecker]

Bingo, Bango!!!!!!!!

Yep, it's all about the mood. This...ah the hell with it just toss a bunch of stuff together....hahahahaha!!!!!!!! I outgrew that silliness.

You don't just "throw a bunch of stuff together". You can still make interesting, fluid connections in mixing music without regard to genre or time period or style. Putting together a mix of depression era folk blues or 70's singer songwriters is easy. Anyone can do that.

[ohmwrecker]

Wrong!

I walk into a music store I don't want to wade thru a ton of stuff trying to find what I want. I head straight to where what I'm looking for will be. How about compilations?

Why not try that at the grocery store? How about Walmart/Target? Ya want a hammer, head off to the H's, wanna a saw go over to the S's.

How can I be wrong? That's how the store organizes music and that's what I prefer. I don't buy hammers and saws at the grocery store. Nobody does.

[ChumpDumper]

Then there's trying something different a new approach. Widen your horizons. That's all I'm saying, try something else. I've listened to jumble, been there. I rose above that.You rose above nothing. There was nothing to rise above.

[TeyshaBlue]

Then there's trying something different a new approach. Widen your horizons. That's all I'm saying, try something else. I've listened to jumble, been there. I rose above that.

You make the assumption that my horizons are narrow. They aren't. Making a value statement like "I rose above that" is the antithesis of "widening your horizons".

[ChumpDumper]

Avante's need to feel superior extends to mp3 playlists.

[TeyshaBlue]

You make the assumption that my horizons are narrow. They aren't. Making a value statement like "I rose above that" is the antithesis of "widening your horizons".

Alternately, you might try: "I tried something different. I think it's a cool way of listening to music." You likely would not have garnered much resistance. At least not from me.

[TeyshaBlue]

Avante's need to feel superior extends to mp3 playlists.

You should see my 8-track playlist! It takes about 10 shoeboxes tho.:depressed

[Avante]

You've learned to widen your horizons by embracing an approach to music that narrows your horizons?

You paying any attention at all girl?

I've done jumble...ok? Spent years listening to whatever....ok? You got that???? I needed something more than that....getting that? I wanted an experience not just a load of stuff totally alien to what came before and after. Who can't do that? I wanted to go someplace, a trip. So I did the work, found out what I needed to know. I can still do jumble, who can't? But how many can, Ice Pick and Razor blues, yep. blues about violence...well? Who has heard Louisiana Johnny and Kid Beecher singing...Razor Cutting Blues, who has heard Pegleg Howell....cut your throat mama, drink your blood like wine...?

Deep, is throwing together a bunch of stuff totally unconnected? Wow, complex!

[Avante]

You make the assumption that my horizons are narrow. They aren't. Making a value statement like "I rose above that" is the antithesis of "widening your horizons".

I know your horizons are narrow. Prove me wrong.

[ohmwrecker]

You paying any attention at all girl?

That's extremely rude and disrespectful and a good indication that you are losing this argument.


Deep is throwing together a bunch of stuff totally unconnected? Wow, complex!

No one has ever mentioned a disconnect in mixing music. That's in your head. Why are you so limited by genre and time period? It seems so pedestrian to me.

[ChumpDumper]

Avante's fascist playlist demands make me enjoy music less just thinking about it. :depressed

[Avante]

That's extremely rude and disrespectful and a good indication that you are losing this argument.



No one has ever mentioned a disconnect in mixing music. That's in your head. Why are you so limited by genre and time period? It seems so pedestrian to me.

Limited???

How about mixes...

Big Bands
Pre 1940 Country
Post 1940 Country
Pre 1940 Blues
Post 1940 Blues
Sun Records
Oldies
R&B
Pre 1950 Jazz
Gospel
Hillbillie
Rockabilly
Piano
Guitar
Harmonica
Motown
Rap
Paleface Blues
Alternative
British Blues
British rock
Rock
Soul

....limited?

[TeyshaBlue]

I know your horizons are narrow. Prove me wrong.

You know absolutely nothing about me. I don't have to prove a thing. I'm not telling anyone my methodology is superior. That's your gig and you've yet to prove it is superior in any meaningful way. Different? Yep. Better? To you.
That's all it has to be.

[TeyshaBlue]

And when I do "mixes", I do them on one of these.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/10/Neve_console.jpg

[Avante]

You know absolutely nothing about me. I don't have to prove a thing. I'm not telling anyone my methodology is superior. That's your gig and you've yet to prove it is superior in any meaningful way. Different? Yep. Better? To you.
That's all it has to be.

Sure I do, you don't go back to the roots, you don't know anything about who influensed who. You can't talk about music from a...what came first...perspective. You can't do it.

[CuckingFunt]

You paying any attention at all girl?

I've done jumble...ok? Spent years listening to whatever....ok? You got that???? I needed something more than that....getting that? I wanted an experience not just a load of stuff totally alien to what came before and after. Who can't do that? I wanted to go someplace, a trip. So I did the work, found out what I needed to know. I can still do jumble, who can't? But how many can, Ice Pick and Razor blues, yep. blues about violence...well? Who has heard Louisiana Johnny and Kid Beecher singing...Razor Cutting Blues, who has heard Pegleg Howell....cut your throat mama, drink your blood like wine...?

Deep, is throwing together a bunch of stuff totally unconnected? Wow, complex!

In this context, "narrow" isn't an insult. It's not a value judgment. If you have all the music ever recorded to choose from and you select only the songs that adhere to a particular mood or theme or genre or time period or whatever, you are necessarily moving from wide to narrow. Or from broad to specific. That's descriptive, not judgmental.

[Avante]

And when I do "mixes", I do them on one of these.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/10/Neve_console.jpg

I had an idea you weren't getting it, yep!

[Avante]

In this context, "narrow" isn't an insult. It's not a value judgment. If you have all the music ever recorded to choose from and you select only the songs that adhere to a particular mood or theme or genre or time period or whatever, you are necessarily moving from wide to narrow. Or from broad to specific. That's descriptive, not judgmental.

Never go into the woods, ok. You will get lost.

Why are you missing the point so badly? I ...evolved...beyond jumble. I once jumbled, we all start off like that. I've been there, done that. I could do it again, so why don't I? Yep, it's beneath me now. I'm way above that, I need something beyond what some 13 year old could do. I want a destination, not just a bunch of stuff tossed together. Like I said I started out that way, so why did I change my listening habits? Could it be because that method is too simple? That needs me to do what, yep....nothing. I wanna be involved.

[ohmwrecker]

Limited???

How about mixes...

Big Bands
Pre 1940 Country
Post 1940 Country
Pre 1940 Blues
Post 1940 Blues
Sun Records
Oldies
R&B
Pre 1950 Jazz
Gospel
Hillbillie
Rockabilly
Piano
Guitar
Harmonica
Motown
Rap
Paleface Blues
Alternative
British Blues
British rock
Rock
Soul

....limited?

If you can take something from all of those and put them on one mix, making fluid and interesting connections, I might begin to think about being impressed by you. Until then, you are an amateur and pedestrian appreciator of music who has yet to mention anything I haven't already heard of or listened to.

[ohmwrecker]

:lol "evolved"

[manufan10]

:lol nothing like an Avante thread to bring the forum together.

[Avante]

If you can take something from all of those and put them on one mix, making fluid and interesting connections, I might begin to think about being impressed by you. Until then, you are an amateur and pedestrian appreciator of music who has yet to mention anything I haven't already heard of or listened to.

Trust me I could spend the rest of the day listing artists you've never heard, care to try me? So cool this ridiculous...or listened to.....that's funny.

[Avante]

:lol "evolved"

That's right..evolved. Who starts out listening to Blind Blake?

[ChumpDumper]

Sure I do, you don't go back to the roots, you don't know anything about who influensed who. You can't talk about music from a...what came first...perspective. You can't do it.And none of that is necessary for one to enjoy a series of songs.

[silverblk mystix]

:lmao


Looks like the gays are pissed off and banding together again...priceless.

[ohmwrecker]

Trust me I could spend the rest of the day listing artists you've never heard, care to try me? So cool this ridiculous...or listened to.....that's funny.

How could you possibly know? You can't stop yourself from attempting to impress everyone with you musical "knowledge". I don't need to do that. I don't have the need to feel validated.

[ChumpDumper]

:lmao


Looks like the gays are pissed off and banding together again...priceless.Looks like SBM is trying too hard again.

:cry How many instruments do you play? :cry

[Avante]

:lmao


Looks like the gays are pissed off and banding together again...priceless.

You have any idea how many gays I can bench press?

I bet if I said...the best way to enjoy music is to jumble it all up....I'd be reading..."you are kidding right, ya want a theme"..ya reckon?

Oh yeah, you're still.."da man"...bro.

[silverblk mystix]

You have any idea how many gays I can bench press?

I bet if I said...the best way to enjoy music is to jumble it all up....I'd be reading..."you are kidding right, ya want a theme"..ya reckon?

Oh yeah, you're still.."da man"...bro.

Did you notice as soon as I threw the word "gay" out - who ran in here in defense?


:lmao

I'll give you a clue: One post before yours...:lmao

[ohmwrecker]

That's right..evolved. Who starts out listening to Blind Blake?

Why is that impressive? Is Blind Blake a stopping point? Isn't evolution about constant movement and growth? Do you feel like you're not evolving unless you are leaving previous knowledge behind?

[Avante]

How could you possibly know? You can't stop yourself from attempting to impress everyone with you musical "knowledge". I don't need to do that. I don't have the need to feel validated.

So talk to me about...

Buddy Boy Hawkins
Rube Lacy
The Callahan Brothers
Asa Martin
The Skillet Lickers
Uncle Dave Macon
Mississippi Matilda
Blind Mamie Forehand
The Sparks Brothers
Bobby Grant
Freezone
Kolvane
Chronic Tendancies
Bessie Tucker
Bobbie Cadillac
Ida Cox
Patsy Montana
Elvie Thomas
Mississippi Moaner
Son Bonds

......I could do that the rest of the day and you have never heard of any of them.

[ChumpDumper]

You have any idea how many gays I can bench press?You and SBM really should trade your fantasies via PM.

[ChumpDumper]

So talk to me about...

Buddy Boy Hawkins
Rube Lacy
The Callahan Brothers
Asa Martin
The Skillet Lickers
Uncle Dave Macon
Mississippi Matilda
Blind Mamie Forehand
The Sparks Brothers
Bobby Grant
Freezone
Kolvane
Chronic Tendancies
Bessie Tucker
Bobbie Cadillac
Ida Cox
Patsy Montana
Elvie Thomas
Mississippi Moaner
Son Bonds

......I could do that the rest of the day and you have never heard of any of them.And it would still make absolutely no difference to anyone, anywhere, about anything.

[silverblk mystix]

I defend gays. It is my vocation in life. I am NOT gay. I said. AM NOT! AMNOT! AMMMMNOOOT!!!!

[Avante]

Why is that impressive? Is Blind Blake a stopping point? Isn't evolution about constant movement and growth? Do you feel like you're not evolving unless you are leaving previous knowledge behind?

I could have said...

Blind Willie Walker
Blind Joe Taggard
Blind Willie Johnson
Blind Boy Fuller
Blind Willie Reynolds
Blind Gary Davis
Blind Teddy Darby
Blind Mamie Forehand

....hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

[manufan10]

silver fits right in with Avante, tbh.

[CuckingFunt]

Never go into the woods, ok. You will get lost.

Why are you missing the point so badly? I ...evolved...beyond jumble. I once jumbled, we all start off like that. I've been there, done that. I could do it again, so why don't I? Yep, it's beneath me now. I'm way above that, I need something beyond what some 13 year old could do. I want a destination, not just a bunch of stuff tossed together. Like I said I started out that way, so why did I change my listening habits? Could it be because that method is too simple? That needs me to do what, yep....nothing. I wanna be involved.

If that's the way you like to listen to music, that's great. No one has said otherwise. Whatever works for you works for you, regardless whether or not it works for me or anyone else.

But it's completely asinine to suggest that the way you listen to music is objectively better, deeper, more highly evolved than the ways in which other people listen to music. And it's factually inaccurate to call it broader, since eliminating music that doesn't adhere to a certain genre or time period is a process of narrowing.

[ohmwrecker]

So talk to me about......I could do that the rest of the day and you have never heard of any of them.

Why wouldn't I have? I own several American folk blues collections. I am not interested in specifically discussing music with you because I don't think you are interesting.

[ohmwrecker]

I could have said...

Blind Willie Walker
Blind Joe Taggard
Blind Willie Johnson
Blind Boy Fuller
Blind Willie Reynolds
Blind Gary Davis
Blind Teddy Darby
Blind Mamie Forehand

....hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

Great. Why don't you answer the question?

[Avante]

If that's the way you like to listen to music, that's great. No one has said otherwise. Whatever works for you works for you, regardless whether or not it works for me or anyone else.

But it's completely asinine to suggest that the way you listen to music is objectively better, deeper, more highly evolved than the ways in which other people listen to music. And it's factually inaccurate to call it broader, since eliminating music that doesn't adhere to a certain genre or time period is a process of narrowing.

Incredible!

I do listen to a wide range of music I just lump it all together as oppossed to jumble on a particular tape or CD. In a 24 hour period...

Blues
Country
African Tribal
Gospel
Classical
Rap
Soul

...a very real possibility.

What I'm talking about is a CD/tape/record with a theme. Not me passing up on vareity.

Wow~~~~~~~

[Avante]

Why wouldn't I have? I own several American folk blues collections. I am not interested in specifically discussing music with you because I don't think you are interesting.

So do I and most those I mentioned aren't there. Just admit it, you haven't heard all that stuff and we both know that.

[ohmwrecker]

The ability to make lists does not indicate any kind of knowledge, btw.

[ChumpDumper]

I am not enlightened. I'm just angry at everyone who is smarter and better educated than I am.

[Avante]

The ability to make lists does not indicate any kind of knowledge, btw.

Well then you try it, give me a list of pre1950 Country, can't do it can you?

[DisAsTerBot]

so making a mix tape with a specific theme in mind. Ok.

Wow, if only you could communicate better.

[silverblk mystix]

Ok...

Chumpie comes home late at night...puts away his squeegee and bucket and newspapers and overalls...

He walks in to his and Blake's bedroom and....


oh fuck - Blake is getting a full facial of baby batter in his face from Julio the gardener and is smiling ear to ear....

Chumpie runs out climbs on his bicycle and turns his CD player on and he listens to......


GMTRfjNspFw




I think I am getting the hang of it Avante...

[ChumpDumper]

So do I and most those I mentioned aren't there. Just admit it, you haven't heard all that stuff and we both know that.It doesn't matter if he has heard of any of them or all of them or none of them. Your almanac posts make no difference.

[CuckingFunt]

I bet if I said...the best way to enjoy music is to jumble it all up....I'd be reading..."you are kidding right, ya want a theme"..ya reckon?

No. We still wouldn't care or think it was special in any way.

[DisAsTerBot]

http://allensarchiveofearlyoldcountrymusic.blogspot.com/

lol that was easy, with pics and everything!!

[ChumpDumper]

I post explicit homosexual imagery all the time. I like doing it. Gets me off.

[Trill Clinton]

:lol nothing like an Avante thread to bring the forum together.


lol avante keeps the computers putin':toast

[Trill Clinton]

avante threads>>>>>>>cosmic cowboys blog styled threads about making day old salad

[ohmwrecker]

So do I and most those I mentioned aren't there. Just admit it, you haven't heard all that stuff and we both know that.

I never said I listened to everything. I said I have either listened to, or have heard of, most of what you have mentioned, but that's not really the point. You continue to evade the issue because you are incapable of discussing music without making lists or posting youtube videos (how obscure can they be if they are on youtube, btw?). There is nothing tangible about what you are saying that would invite a conversation about music, and we both know that.

[CuckingFunt]

I do listen to a wide range of music I just lump it all together as oppossed to jumble on a particular tape or CD.

Yes. You organize it all into narrow categories rather than letting it all exist as a wider whole.

I am as confused about your need to consider that an insult as I am about your assertion it is a more highly evolved way of listening to music.

[ohmwrecker]

Well then you try it, give me a list of pre1950 Country, can't do it can you?

I already told you that I don't feel the need to be validated.

[TeyshaBlue]

Sure I do, you don't go back to the roots, you don't know anything about who influensed who. You can't talk about music from a...what came first...perspective. You can't do it.

Of course I can. I can go back farther than you could fathom. I could, conceivably, look at contemporary blues through the lens of 18th century part writing. Don't know why I would do it, but I could.
Having toured extensively in the blues world, I've probably got a better handle on the pedagogy of blues music and the lineage of influences than you would suspect. Again, it's not a driver in my enjoyment of music, so I don't make a big deal of it. Certainly not to the point where I would proclaim superiority because of it.

I'm a multi-instrumentalist. I'm a degree'd musician. I'm published. I've toured. But, none of that is germane to how others might enjoy music.

There's alot you don't get, dude.

[ChumpDumper]

pedagogyYou sick pervert.

[TeyshaBlue]

You sick pervert.
Well, you know.....:lmao

[CuckingFunt]

pedagogy

Pretentious braggart.

[TeyshaBlue]

I'm not pretentious!!!1111

[TeyshaBlue]

fatty!


OMG, Creepn hijacked my login again!

[Avante]

Yes. You organize it all into narrow categories rather than letting it all exist as a wider whole.

I am as confused about your need to consider that an insult as I am about your assertion it is a more highly evolved way of listening to music.


How many concerts have you been to that featured, country, jazz, hip hop, zydeco, rap...yeah, me either. How many jukeboxes do you think have a playlist with...

Frank Sinatra
Charlie Daneils
Al Green
Peggy Lee
Ritchie Valens
Tom Petty

......there? Try, none. Ever buy a CD featuring reggae, country blues, big bands, classical, pop, hillbillie on it, yep, me either. Why is that?

Hit a club and see how many different kinds of music the band plays.

[ChumpDumper]

How many jukeboxes do you think have a playlist with...

Frank Sinatra
Charlie Daneils
Al Green
Peggy Lee
Ritchie Valens
Tom Petty

......there?All of the new ones will have all of these artists available.

Not that anything you posted makes any difference.

[Avante]

Of course I can. I can go back farther than you could fathom. I could, conceivably, look at contemporary blues through the lens of 18th century part writing. Don't know why I would do it, but I could.
Having toured extensively in the blues world, I've probably got a better handle on the pedagogy of blues music and the lineage of influences than you would suspect. Again, it's not a driver in my enjoyment of music, so I don't make a big deal of it. Certainly not to the point where I would proclaim superiority because of it.

I'm a multi-instrumentalist. I'm a degree'd musician. I'm published. I've toured. But, none of that is germane to how others might enjoy music.

There's alot you don't get, dude.

Well if you can go back further than W.C.Handy when it comes to them old blues you'd be the first. Trust me slick, I go back as far as it goes when it comes to music. Yep, pre-records. So cool this silly..."I can fathom"...ok?

I don't care what you've done in music, it's all about the homework.

[TeyshaBlue]

You like to make mix tapes. We get it.

It's a fucking mix tape. My daughter made them in 5th grade. It's not the end product of generations of evolution. http://homerecording.com/bbs/images/smilies/facepalm.gif

[ChumpDumper]

Well if you can go back further than W.C.Handy when it comes to them old blues you'd be the first.No, he wouldn't.
Trust me slick, I go back as far as it goes when it comes to music. Yep, pre-records. So cool this silly..."I can fathom"...ok?yYu read a book! Probably had a lot of pictures, right?


I don't care what you've done in music, it's all about the homework.Enough homework to, you know, get a degree.

[TeyshaBlue]

Well if you can go back further than W.C.Handy when it comes to them old blues you'd be the first. Trust me slick, I go back as far as it goes when it comes to music. Yep, pre-records. So cool this silly..."I can fathom"...ok?

I don't care what you've done in music, it's all about the homework.

lol @ homework. Trust you? Yeah, I'll get right on that.

[Avante]

You like to make mix tapes. We get it.

It's a fucking mix tape. My daughter made them in 5th grade. It's not the end product of generations of evolution. http://homerecording.com/bbs/images/smilies/facepalm.gif

It's about what fits, that's where the knowledge comes into play. Keeping with a theme.

[TeyshaBlue]

No, he wouldn't.yYu read a book! Probably had a lot of pictures, right?

Enough homework to, you know, get a degree.

I'm sure my degrees in music are easily trumped by Avante's imaginary prowess. Fuck.

[TeyshaBlue]

It's about what fits, that's where the knowledge comes into play. Keeping with a theme.

It's. A. Fucking. Mix. Tape.

[Avante]

lol @ homework. Trust you? Yeah, I'll get right on that.

Talk to me about the first jug bands, how about the black face performers, who were some of those legendary minstrel shows performers? Who was the first white cat to record on the Motown label? Yep, homework.

[Avante]

It's. A. Fucking. Mix. Tape.

Right there tells me you aren't getting it.

[TeyshaBlue]

lol.

[TeyshaBlue]

Right there tells me you aren't getting it.

I get it. You're dressing it up as art. Its a fucking mix tape.

[Avante]

I'm sure my degrees in music are easily trumped by Avante's imaginary prowess. Fuck.

Ok Mr.Degree school me on St.Louis blues pre 1940. Go ahead.

[TeyshaBlue]

Talk to me about the first jug bands, how about the black face performers, who were some of those legendary minstrel shows performers? Who was the first white cat to record on the Motown label? Yep, homework.

Name 10 18th century part writing rules.

Tell me which particular cadence is used more in blues than any other. (in partwriting parlance, a cadence is a chord progression that concludes a phrase).

Yeah, you've really got some knowledge, junior.

[CuckingFunt]

How many concerts have you been to that featured, country, jazz, hip hop, zydeco, rap...yeah, me either.

I see all of those plus a few more genres at Jazz Fest every year.

And at VooDoo.

Several of them sharing the same stage.


How many jukeboxes do you think have a playlist with...

Frank Sinatra
Charlie Daneils
Al Green
Peggy Lee
Ritchie Valens
Tom Petty

......there? Try, none.

Have you never been to a bar? Every single bar I frequent has a jukebox with an incredibly diverse range of music.


Ever buy a CD featuring reggae, country blues, big bands, classical, pop, hillbillie on it, yep, me either.

Yes. I have.


Why is that?

I don't know. Why is it you've apparently never heard of something so simple as a soundtrack album?


Hit a club and see how many different kinds of music the band plays.

I've seen a lot of bands who play a lot of different types of music over the course of a single set. I would be very surprised if that wasn't true of most of the people here.

[Avante]

I get it. You're dressing it up as art. Its a fucking mix tape.

Dude, we can make light of anything. The Mona Lisa is just some fucking paint on canvas, the Bible just some fucking words on paper.

[silverblk mystix]

More pretentious gays banding together!

Impressive.


Aren't they cute when they applaud their little snarky remarks and their pretentiousness?

Gays are funny.

[TeyshaBlue]

Ok Mr.Degree school me on St.Louis blues pre 1940. Go ahead.

I've probably played most of them. lol clueless.

[TeyshaBlue]

Dude, we can make light of anything. The Mona Lisa is just some fucking paint on canvas, the Bible just some fucking words on paper.

Mix Tape = Mona Lisa? Holy shit.

[TeyshaBlue]

Ok Mr.Degree school me on St.Louis blues pre 1940. Go ahead.

Ok, Mr. Mix Tape. Tell me about BB's love of Western Swing. Tell me what Lonnie Brooks thinks about Long John Hunter.

Tell me how well Joe Cocker plays keys.

[TeyshaBlue]

Ok, Mr. Mix Tape. Tell me about BB's love of Western Swing. Tell me what Lonnie Brooks thinks about Long John Hunter.

Tell me how well Joe Cocker plays keys.

None of this means jack shit when I plug my headphones in.

[Avante]

I see all of those plus a few more genres at Jazz Fest every year.

And at VooDoo.

Several of them sharing the same stage.



Have you never been to a bar? Every single bar I frequent has a jukebox with an incredibly diverse range of music.



Yes. I have.



I don't know. Why is it you've apparently never heard of something so simple as a soundtrack album?



I've seen a lot of bands who play a lot of different types of music over the course of a single set. I would be very surprised if that wasn't true of most of the people here.

Other than a soundtrack give me the title of an album with all that diversity on it.

Been to tons of bars, have yet to see a jukebox as diverse as what I mentioned.

Have never heard a band play a wide range of music. They are trying to please a particular audience.


Show me a concert featuring a wide range of music there.

Prove yourself.

[Avante]

I've probably played most of them. lol clueless.

Well then it should be really easy to be specific. Toss a few names at me. Sorry but simply telling me you played them won't work. So who were those classic St. Louis blues cats. Break it down for me....female, piano, guitar. Remember, you have a degree.

[CuckingFunt]

The Mona Lisa is just some fucking paint on canvas

The Mona Lisa, in addition to being a masterful example of Leonardo's humanist interest in using the visual to express the emotional and the psychological, as well as a stunning example of his delicate application of paint and understanding of chiaroscuro, is an enigmatic work that single-handedly broke away from centuries worth of tradition in Italian portraits of female subjects and in Italian portraiture in general. Additionally, the Mona Lisa is a work that has captured the imagination of both art historical scholars and laypeople for more than half a millennium.

I guarantee your mix tapes have done none of those things.

[TeyshaBlue]

Pinetop Sparks of the Sparks brothers comes to mind, immediately.

So fucking what?

[TeyshaBlue]

Well then it should be really easy to be specific. Toss a few names at me. Sorry but simply telling me you played them won't work. So who were those classic St. Louis blues cats. Break it down for me....female, piano, guitar. Remember, you have a degree.

And yes, telling you Ive played them will absolutely work if you had any real knowledge of how the blues world works and how the tunes get shuffled. But you dont. You think you do.

[TeyshaBlue]

And that's ok. You're not required to.

[Avante]

The Mona Lisa, in addition to being a masterful example of Leonardo's humanist interest in using the visual to express the emotional and the psychological, as well as a stunning example of his delicate application of paint and understanding of chiaroscuro, is an enigmatic work that single-handedly broke away from centuries worth of tradition in Italian portraits of female subjects and in Italian portraiture in general. Additionally, the Mona Lisa is a work that has captured the imagination of both art historical scholars and laypeople for more than half a millennium.

I guarantee your mix tapes have done none of those things.


As usual you missed the point. Try explaining that to a native in the Congo. And it really is just some paint on a canvas.

[TeyshaBlue]

So, stop being such a fucking douche about this and let others enjoy music in their own way without your pedantic guidance.

[TeyshaBlue]

As usual you missed the point. Try explaining that to a native in the Congo. And it really is just some paint on a canvas.

That's one of the most spectacular goal post moves I've ever seen. Congrats.

[ChumpDumper]

More pretentious gays banding together!

Impressive.


Aren't they cute when they applaud their little snarky remarks and their pretentiousness?

Gays are funny.You are trying too hard to insult people with things that don't actually insult them.

Your homophobia is yours.

[TeyshaBlue]

Ok, Mr. Mix Tape. Tell me about BB's love of Western Swing. Tell me what Lonnie Brooks thinks about Long John Hunter.

Tell me how well Joe Cocker plays keys.

...waiting.....

[ChumpDumper]

Wait, how am I supposed to put the Mona Lisa on a mix tape?

[Avante]

And yes, telling you Ive played them will absolutely work if you had any real knowledge of how the blues world works and how the tunes get shuffled. But you dont. You think you do.

Well ya have yet to tell me about all those St. Louis blues cats ya covered. I should be reading...

Lonnie Johnson
Alice Moore
Henry Townsend
Hi Henry Brown
Henry Brown
Mary Johnson
J.D.Short
Roosevelt Sykes
Walter Davis
Charley Jordan
Teddy Darby
Henry Spaulding
Peetie Wheatstraw

....see how easy that was?

[CuckingFunt]

Other than a soundtrack give me the title of an album with all that diversity on it.

Why the qualifier? You just said I've never purchased a CD containing a diverse range of genres. I have. If you want to know more, do your own fucking research.


Been to tons of bars, have yet to see a jukebox as diverse as what I mentioned.

Have never heard a band play a wide range of music. They are trying to please a particular audience.

Then you've been to different bars and seen different bands than I have.


Show me a concert featuring a wide range of music there.

http://www.nojazzfest.com/


Prove yourself.

The only claim I've made in this entire thread is that your way of listening to music isn't the only way of listening to music. I've already proved that several times over, as has everyone else involved.

[TeyshaBlue]

Who's Coco Montoya's favorite bass player?

Speaking of Coco (Koko), who was Koko Taylor's piano player at the Tuscaloosa Blues Festival in 1996?

[TeyshaBlue]

Ok, Mr. Mix Tape. Tell me about BB's love of Western Swing. Tell me what Lonnie Brooks thinks about Long John Hunter.

Tell me how well Joe Cocker plays keys.

...waiting.....

[Avante]

Why the qualifier? You just said I've never purchased a CD containing a diverse range of genres. I have. If you want to know more, do your own fucking research.



Then you've been to different bars and seen different bands than I have.



http://www.nojazzfest.com/



The only claim I've made in this entire thread is that your way of listening to music isn't the only way of listening to music. I've already proved that several times over, as has everyone else involved.

Where did I say it was the only way, I said it was the best way. That's why 95% a CD with have some theme.

[silverblk mystix]

You are trying too hard to insult people with things that don't actually insult them.

Your homophobia is yours.


Yet, you always come to the gay rescue...:lmao


Never fails.

[TeyshaBlue]

PS...you can't fucking Google any of those.

[CuckingFunt]

As usual you missed the point. Try explaining that to a native in the Congo. And it really is just some paint on a canvas.

Just like explaining how much you know about old blues artists and how you use that knowledge to create the perfect grouping/flow/whatever of blues music to fit a particular mood/scenario/theme/whatever to a bunch of people who don't care about the blues or don't care about your thematic arrangement of music realize that it really is just a fucking mix tape.

[TeyshaBlue]

Where did I say it was the only way, I said it was the best way. That's why 95% a CD with have some theme.

It's the best way for you.

That's all.

[ChumpDumper]

Yet, you always come to the gay rescue...:lmao


Never fails.And you always post your homosexual fantasies about other male posters.

Never fails.

[silverblk mystix]

I think when you give pretentious people a little chance to brag and to show off and to put down others and to claim superiority...

I think it is a GUARANTEED 15 pages!!!!!

GUARANTEED!

[Avante]

BB like most in the 40's dug the hell out of Bob Wills and His Playboys.

How would I know about personel opinions among anyone?

Want me to play that?

Who taught Charley Patton to play the guitar? What old blues tunes did Elvis cover in his first Sun Records recordings? What rock/blues band used a Tommy Johnson tune as their monicker? Whrere did Pink Floyd get that name?

[CuckingFunt]

Where did I say it was the only way, I said it was the best way. That's why 95% a CD with have some theme.

Being the way you like the best =/= being the best way.

[TeyshaBlue]

BB like most in the 40's dug the hell out of Bob Wills and His Playboys.

How would I know about personel opinions among anyone?

Want me to play that?

Who taught Charley Patton to play the guitar? What old blues tunes did Elvis cover in his first Sun Records recordings? What rock/blues band used a Tommy Johnson tune as their monicker? Whrere did Pink Floyd get that name?

lol. I speak from personal experience. You read a fucking book.

Hilarious. I'm done with you. Can't believe I let you troll me this long.

[ChumpDumper]

I think when you give pretentious people a little chance to brag and to show off and to put down others and to claim superiority...

I think it is a GUARANTEED 15 pages!!!!!

GUARANTEED!Right, you nailed how Avante tries to brag and show off and puts down others and claims superiority.

You tried so hard, you threw Avante under the bus.

[CuckingFunt]

I think when you give pretentious people a little chance to brag and to show off and to put down others and to claim superiority...

The funny thing is you're probably NOT describing the person who has spent much of the last several pages talking about how he's evolved beyond us and regularly addressing me as "girl."

[Avante]

Just like explaining how much you know about old blues artists and how you use that knowledge to create the perfect grouping/flow/whatever of blues music to fit a particular mood/scenario/theme/whatever to a bunch of people who don't care about the blues or don't care about your thematic arrangement of music realize that it really is just a fucking mix tape.

I do that same thing with all kinds of music not just old blues.

Trust me, you bring your jumble and I'll bring my theme and watch our natives.."what a racket"...pointing at you. I'll have them totally under my spell.

[ChumpDumper]

I do that same thing with all kinds of music not just old blues.

Trust me, you bring your jumble and I'll bring my theme and watch our natives.."what a racket"...pointing at you. I'll have them totally under my spell.Dude, you are talking about mix tapes.

No one has ever cast a spell with a mix tape.

[CuckingFunt]

Dude, you are talking about mix tapes.

No one has ever cast a spell with a mix tape.

No. For that you need to draw hearts in the liner notes.

[silverblk mystix]

The funny thing is you're probably NOT describing the person who has spent much of the last several pages talking about how he's evolved beyond us and regularly addressing me as "girl."


Ok. 20 pages. I overestimated the usual suspects.

[Huey Freeman]

LOL My god, CuckingFunt and Chump has been getting trolled for a while now.
:lmao I stumbled upon y'all's conversation at 1:00 AM.

You guys need to really consider letting this old man get some sleep tbh.

[CuckingFunt]

LOL My god, CuckingFunt and Chump has been getting for I while now.
:lmao I stumbled upon y'all's conversation at 1:00 AM.

You guys need to really consider letting this old man get some sleep tbh.

I got a full night. Don't know why he couldn't have.

[Avante]

Bottom line.

Music is all about mood, what fits a mood? Do you play funk at a funeral? Do we play country at the Zanzibar Club in Chicago? Do we play hip hop at the Grand Old Opry?

The best way to go is have a plan a direction, not just a bunch of stuff with no connection going nowhere.

[silverblk mystix]

I AM NOT pretentious! Chumpie is NOT GAY!

[Trill Clinton]

funny and entertaining thread. avante does it again


http://greatseaurchinceviche.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/37381-well-done-sir-toast-wine-glass-nkqq.gif

[Avante]

funny and entertaining thread. avante does it again


http://greatseaurchinceviche.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/37381-well-done-sir-toast-wine-glass-nkqq.gif

When people can sense a genuine love/interest someone has for something, they must try all they can to fuck it up, hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The secret to my success.

Thanks bro.

[ChumpDumper]

Bottom line.

Music is all about mood, what fits a mood? Do you play funk at a funeral? Do we play country at the Zanzibar Club in Chicago? Do we play hip hop at the Grand Old Opry?

The best way to go is have a plan a direction, not just a bunch of stuff with no connection going nowhere.These are all your opinions.

You never learned the difference between fact and opinion.

That is your problem, not anyone else's.

[Avante]

Ya want some music about rain and the sun, the moon. Tons of it out there, great place to start....

JdP0M_wZ_b4

One of my favs.

[ChumpDumper]

I'm sure people have their own ideas what to listen to without any help from you.

[manufan10]

I see all of those plus a few more genres at Jazz Fest every year.

And at VooDoo.

Several of them sharing the same stage.



Have you never been to a bar? Every single bar I frequent has a jukebox with an incredibly diverse range of music.



Yes. I have.



I don't know. Why is it you've apparently never heard of something so simple as a soundtrack album?



I've seen a lot of bands who play a lot of different types of music over the course of a single set. I would be very surprised if that wasn't true of most of the people here.


Other than a soundtrack give me the title of an album with all that diversity on it.

Been to tons of bars, have yet to see a jukebox as diverse as what I mentioned.

Have never heard a band play a wide range of music. They are trying to please a particular audience.


Show me a concert featuring a wide range of music there.

Prove yourself.

At the local bowling alley that I frequent, they have a jukebox that has a wide range of genres. It ranges from country, rock, R&B, tejano, rap, etc. It's not unusual.

[Avante]

So who can actually give me the title of a CD other than a movie soundtrack with a wide range/diverse load of music on it? Just a bunch of artists with no real connection other than they record. Let's see it.

As far as jukeboxes go, you rarely find one not programmed with a target audience in mind.

You thought about heading into Mexico then re-thought it, so instead of taking a chance of being stabbed, robbed, shot, ya played this instead...

mTx860Viz_E

Who can tell me what movie soundtrack that's on?

[ChumpDumper]

lol Avante moves the goalposts again to try to wipe the shit off his face.

[symple19]

:lmao @ this thread

smh @ this thread

[Avante]

:lmao @ this thread

smh @ this thread

Obviously it can't touch...


paste

Your Morning #Dufnering (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=211535)


.....but what can?.

[silverblk mystix]

ok...only 14 pages...

Avante - you are slippin' a little...time to step it up a bit...

These are retards you are abusing...let us focus!

[Avante]

ok...only 14 pages...

Avante - you are slippin' a little...time to step it up a bit...

These are retards you are abusing...let us focus!

How do we get these people to elevate their game? This big fish in a small pond is getting old.

[silverblk mystix]

How do we get these people to elevate their game? This big fish in a small pond is getting old.

A) Become a gay sheeple (queerple?)

B) Become a CUCK

C) Agree with everything they say or do and attack the first poster that disagrees and then join in the circle-jerks

D) Subtract about 150 points off your IQ score

E) Wait until pigs fly

F) Practice Hypocrisy until you don't realize how big of a hypocrite you are

G) Pledge to beg for approval from the gay brigade in every post you post until they "approve" and "applaud" you.



Nah, not worth it.

[Avante]

A) Become a gay sheeple (queerple?)

B) Become a CUCK

C) Agree with everything they say or do and attack the first poster that disagrees and then join in the circle-jerks

D) Subtract about 150 points off your IQ score

E) Wait until pigs fly

F) Practice Hypocrisy until you don't realize how big of a hypocrite you are

G) Pledge to beg for approval from the gay brigade in every post you post until they "approve" and "applaud" you.



Nah, not worth it.

Can't disagree with any of that but I think boning up on your sex talk could be the key that unlocks the doors. Immature sex a big seller here. Ya know....

I told the bitch to.....

There it is bro, golden.

[Blake]

F) Practice Hypocrisy until you don't realize how big of a hypocrite you are


Hypocrirony ^

[Avante]

I wonder if I posted a thread....OK WHO WANTS TO FIGHT....if it would end up about music, hahaha!!!!!!!!!!

[The Reckoning]

:wakeup

seriously i dont have the patience or care to read these threads but how the hell does Avante continue to rack up pages with the same shtick?

[Avante]

:wakeup

seriously i dont have the patience or care to read these threads but how the hell does Avante continue to rack up pages with the same shtick?

It's called....know your target audience....and I do.

[Blake]

I wonder if I posted a thread....OK WHO WANTS TO FIGHT....if it would end up about music, hahaha!!!!!!!!!!

It would end in you and your boyfriend getting butthurt just like the majority of your threads.

[Avante]

It would end in you and your boyfriend getting butthurt just like the majority of your threads.

Do you honestly believe anyone "really" takes this shit that serious. come on midget. Fun n' games amigo.

Niners with what 50 picks, whoa~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

[midnightpulp]

So you listen to music as if you're starring in the movie of your own life. The attention whoring and thread hijacking make more sense now.

:lmao

[Avante]

It always amazes me how hard a time it is being a music lover who simply wants to share....here. What is the big deal? Especially when it's real obvious the thread is about music, amazing.

It really is funny

me...check out the music
whoever....fuck you
me...so why are you here?
whoever...faggot!
me....you didn't read...MUSIC...?
whoever...fuck that and fuck you
me....you had a ton of threads to post in yet here you are, why?
whoever....attention whore, faggot, you're fat.
me...all that over music?
whoever...suck a dick
me....I just love musc
whoever...take that suck ass music and stick it up your ass, faggot
me....you don't like music?
whoever....go to hell!

Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

[ohmwrecker]

It kind of upsets me that you're a Tom Waits fan.

[ChumpDumper]

It always amazes me how hard a time it is being a music lover who simply wants to share....here. What is the big deal? Especially when it's real obvious the thread is about music, amazing.

It really is funny

me...check out the music
whoever....fuck you
me...so why are you here?
whoever...faggot!
me....you didn't read...MUSIC...?
whoever...fuck that and fuck you
me....you had a ton of threads to post in yet here you are, why?
whoever....attention whore, faggot, you're fat.
me...all that over music?
whoever...suck a dick
me....I just love musc
whoever...take that suck ass music and stick it up your ass, faggot
me....you don't like music?
whoever....go to hell!

Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!Avante misrepresents himself in this post.

[ohmwrecker]

:lol "I just love music."

[CuckingFunt]

It always amazes me how hard a time it is being a music lover who simply wants to share....here. What is the big deal? Especially when it's real obvious the thread is about music, amazing.

It really is funny

me...check out the music
whoever....fuck you
me...so why are you here?
whoever...faggot!
me....you didn't read...MUSIC...?
whoever...fuck that and fuck you
me....you had a ton of threads to post in yet here you are, why?
whoever....attention whore, faggot, you're fat.
me...all that over music?
whoever...suck a dick
me....I just love musc
whoever...take that suck ass music and stick it up your ass, faggot
me....you don't like music?
whoever....go to hell!

Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

That's not what happened in this thread.

[Avante]

It kind of upsets me that you're a Tom Waits fan.

I'm over at a friends house a few years ago, off in the distance I hear....gotta get behind the mule and plow....that was 15 CD;s ago of nothing but Tom Waits. Nobody has ever made a bigger impression on me, I had to have all his stuff. Then the book....Tom Waits...of all things.

He is amazing.

[Avante]

That's not what happened in this thread.

Not yet.

[Avante]

:lol "I just love music."

Dynamite in a septic tank???

[Blake]

Do you honestly believe anyone "really" takes this shit that serious. come on midget. Fun n' games amigo.

Niners with what 50 picks, whoa~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Oh no. Your butthurt meltdowns were very real. And very spectacular.

If you want me to show you (yet again), let me know.

[ohmwrecker]

I'm over at a friends house a few years ago, off in the distance I hear....gotta get behind the mule and plow....that was 15 CD;s ago of nothing but Tom Waits. Nobody has ever made a bigger impression on me, I had to have all his stuff. Then the book....Tom Waits...of all things.

He is amazing.

Ah . . . so, you got into him late in the game. That makes me feel a little better.

[ohmwrecker]

Dynamite in a septic tank???

Still great storytelling, tbh. Also, you're missing the point of the :lol, but no surprise there.

[Avante]

Oh no. Your butthurt meltdowns were very real. And very spectacular.

If you want me to show you (yet again), let me know.

That's the beauty in being Avante, spectacular!!!!!!!

[Avante]

Ah . . . so, you got into him late in the game. That makes me feel a little better.

Yep, sure did. Then to hear him in his early days compared to Mule Variations, wow! Both are great.

[Avante]

Still great storytelling, tbh. Also, you're missing the point of the :lol, but no surprise there.

It was pretty complex but after hours and hours I finally figured it out, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ohmwrecker]

Yep, sure did. Then to hear him in his early days compared to Mule Variations, wow! Both are great.

His Island Records period is my favorite, but the dude doesn't make bad music. It's all pretty stellar.

[Blake]

That's the beauty in being Avante, spectacular!!!!!!!

Beautiful, spectacular meltdowns

[Avante]

His Island Records period is my favorite, but the dude doesn't make bad music. It's all pretty stellar.

I kinda lean towards those Island recordings as well, but it's all great. The guys just....unique.

[Avante]

Beautiful, spectacular meltdowns

Sounds like a cool song.

beautiful
spectacular
meltdowns
so cool and neat
makes ya what to wave your hands
stomp your feet

beautiful
spectacular
meltdowns
how cool is that
makes ya wanna dance and sing
make that old guitar ring

[Blake]

Whatever helps you cope after you melt down

[ohmwrecker]

I kinda lean towards those Island recordings as well, but it's all great. The guys just....unique.

Very good, appropriate usage.

[Avante]

Whatever helps you cope after you melt down

Now that's good!

come mere baby
bring it on down
I need some good loving
help me cope
with this melt down

I'm beggin' ya baby
I need it bad
this is the worst melt down
I most ever had

thank you mama
for coming around
you eased the pain
no more
melt down


Hahahaha!!!!!!!!!

[Blake]

now you've moved from melting down to being a creepy old fat fuck

[Avante]

now you've moved from melting down to being a creepy old fat fuck

You've never moved at all once a little prick always a little prick.