Semen Has Anti-Aging Benefits? If Heather Locklear Says So...

[LkrFan]

It's already been proven that Heather Locklear is doing a bang-up job aging with grace. (Seriously, she looks the same age as her 15-year-old daughter.) So when the 51-year-old actress offered up the secret to her great skin, we listened closely... and were subsequently grossed out.


In an on-camera conversation with TMZ reporters, she was asked if she had any recommendations for anti-aging skincare products. Her reply? "You just put semen on your face."


Leaving aside the fact that we can't tell if she's kidding, we have reason to actually take this one seriously. Sure, the thought is gross (as are TMZ's puns on the matter -- "shot to the face," anyone?) but the research is there: Semen may have anti-aging benefits.


Semen as an anti-aging treatment saw a spike in popularity (or at least curiosity) around 2009. Turns out spermine, one of the components of semen, is high in anti-oxidants and can be used to smooth out wrinkles. An enterprising Cosmo reporter even went and got a sperm facial at a swanky New York spa, confirming that her skin did feel smoother afterwards.


None of which convinces us to start incorporating spunk into our beauty routines. But hey, have you seen Heather Locklear lately? Her skin looks amazing.

LMAO (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/17/semen-anti-aging_n_3101168.html)

Discuss. :toast

[HI-FI]

seriously, if this is true, or at least women believe it to be true, guys could be giving facials en masse.

imagine how much longer all of us would live if random women asked us to cum on their face at the job or school.

[Avante]

Eat the right stuff, get that exercise, lay off the alcohol/drugs/stress. If someone is really concerned about battling age. Stay active!

[The Batman]

I think whitemamba can back this up.

[whitemamba]

I think whitemamba (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=26808) can back this up.

your right, the experiment of blowing my load on your mother was a great example :toast

[HI-FI]

I think whitemamba (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=26808) can back this up.

:lmao
whitemamba probably looks like Frankie Muniz

[The Batman]

your right, the experiment of blowing my load on your mother was a great example :toast

I guess you don't remember that Bruce Wayne was an orphan, dumbfuck.

[whitemamba]

I guess you don't remember that Bruce Wayne was an orphan, dumbfuck.

bruce wayne is fictional yo momma aint :lol

[The Batman]

bruce wayne is fictional yo momma aint :lol

Bruce Wayne is fictional when I'm Batman.

[whitemamba]

Im a loser

[Twisted_Dawg]

:lol
imagine how much longer all of us would live if random women asked us to cum on their face at the job or school.

[LkrFan]

bruce wayne is fictional yo momma aint :lol

momma jokes rulez! :rollin :lmao :rollin

[LkrFan]

seriously, if this is true, or at least women believe it to be true, guys could be giving facials en masse.

imagine how much longer all of us would live if random women asked us to cum on their face at the job or school.
Word son! :toast

[Latarian Milton]

good news for cattle. new-born male cubs will be raised for their semen, rather than get sterilized right after birth

[The Reckoning]

time for me to send in applications to the day spas

[Koolaid_Man]

interesting next time I bust a nut I will save it...and try it on my own face....

[Koolaid_Man]

sounds like this could be lucrative emerging market... NYSE cum ticker = KoolCum

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Obviously she hasn't seen my towels.

[AaronY]

B.S. every one of those porn chicks looks used up at hell at 40 and that's after undergoing 20-25 years of that therapy..

[HarlemHeat37]

B.S. every one of those porn chicks looks used up at hell at 40 and that's after undergoing 20-25 years of that therapy..

Could be negated by the coke and pills, tbh..

[AaronY]

Working on a couple of other jokes..one's about how scores of college kids will be getting minimum wage jobs at day spas for their intensive facial renewal bukkake treatments and one's about how in related news Maybelline just bought out Cryos International (http://dk.cryosinternational.com/about-us/history.aspx) (world's largest sperm bank)..

You guize will be the first to know once I iron them out..

[AaronY]

Will start jerking off in my girlfriends moisturizer..as an investment in the future..

[AaronY]

They write themselves really

[silverblk mystix]

Blake looks like Benjamin Button towards the end of his life because of this...

[monosylab1k]

Blake looks like Benjamin Button towards the end of his life because of this...

Not bad tbh

[whitemamba]

:lmao
whitemamba probably looks like Frankie Muniz

i guess that means i get morem pussy than you? :lol

[DMC]

So is the thought here that women will now let you cum on their faces as if they don't already have better men than you in line for this? lol thinking you can get in on a technicality.

[Wild Cobra]

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[Bill_Brasky]

Steph Curry uses this treatment

[DMC]

It puts the lotion on its skin

[ploto]

Heather Locklear has had bad plastic surgery.

[BobaFett1]

:lmao
whitemamba probably looks like Frankie Muniz

http://cdn03.cdn.justjared.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/muniz-vacay/frankie-muniz-hawaiin-vacation-with-elycia-marie-07.jpg

[BobaFett1]

Blake looks like Benjamin Button towards the end of his life because of this...

http://www.fernbyfilms.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/button.jpg

[silverblk mystix]

http://www.fernbyfilms.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/button.jpg


Nope- towards the END of his life...

[CuckingFunt]

The idea of Heather Locklear looking like a 15-year-old is so ridiculous it should be enough to discredit everything that follows.

[I. Hustle]

Asian women look really young for a long time. Then *poof* they look old as shit.

[lebomb]

Then Blakes face should be silky smooth.

[DMC]

Then Blakes face should be silky smooth.

Welcome to a long time ago.

[JudynTX]

Is this why she and Richie Sambora divorced? He didn't give her enough sperm? :lol

[mrsmaalox]

Is this why she and Richie Sambora divorced? He didn't give her enough sperm? :lol

I don't know but have you seen Jon Bon Jovi lately? He looks fabulous! Better than Heather :D

[jag]

:lol Some of the women in this thread taking shots at Locklear. She's not in her prime by any means, but in spite of the rampant drug use, booze and orgies, she's holding it together fairly well. I can think of a lot worse things in this world than looking down and seeing this riding you (the older one - the younger one for CubanSucks):

http://img819.imageshack.us/img819/9651/8301767600x338.jpg

[bus driver]

i have been with girls who swallowed & let me shoot them in the face and they always had good facial skin and the whitest teeth i have ever seen. so maybe there is some truth to it; just saying. :wakeup

[mrsmaalox]

I have the tonsils of a 15 year old! :p:

[jag]

mrsmaalox increasing her fanbase one post at a time.

[Trill Clinton]

heather locklear looks pretty damn good for a 51 year old white woman; most her age look like they're 70 something.

[Blake]

Then Blakes face should be silky smooth.

is there any health benefit to sticking your face up ass?

God only knows what your tongue looks like

[Blake]

Then Blakes face should be silky smooth.

is there any health benefit to sticking your face up ass?

God only knows what your tongue looks like

[lebomb]

is there any health benefit to sticking your face up ass?



Yeah, the blood flow to my cawk increases dramatically.

[Spur|n|Austin]

:lol Some of the women in this thread taking shots at Locklear. She's not in her prime by any means, but in spite of the rampant drug use, booze and orgies, she's holding it together fairly well. I can think of a lot worse things in this world than looking down and seeing this riding you (the older one - the younger one for CubanSucks):

http://img819.imageshack.us/img819/9651/8301767600x338.jpg

7/10 I'd hit it, no questions asked, tbh.

[Blake]

Yeah, the blood flow to my cawk increases dramatically.

I'm not a biological expert, but i would think the fecal matter on your face and tongue would offset any medical benefit from getting stiff.

[Spur|n|Austin]

This came up on that show Nip/Tuck right around the time it became crap.

[silverblk mystix]

I'm not a biological expert, but when Chumpie's fecal matter on my face and tongue caramelizes -it offsets any medical benefit from getting stiff.



Disgusting faggots...:lmao

[ChumpDumper]

Wow, sbm is really trying too hard.

Can't quit me.

[lebomb]

I'm not a biological expert, but i would think the fecal matter on your face and tongue would offset any medical benefit from getting stiff.

Maybe you don't wipe your asshole after droppin a deuce or after you take a shower, but don't think other women follow your bad hygiene.

[silverblk mystix]

Maybe you don't wipe your asshole after droppin a deuce or after you take a shower, but don't think other women follow your bad hygiene.


:lmao

[Blake]

:lmao

I'm sure lebomb appreciates getting his ass licked for a change. He should thank you.

[Cum]

My GF's skin is smooth as silk.

[silverblk mystix]

My GF's skin is smooth as silk.


How is it living with an asshole like Blake?

[lebomb]

How is it living with an asshole like Blake?


:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[ploto]

:lol Some of the women in this thread taking shots at Locklear. She's not in her prime by any means, but in spite of the rampant drug use, booze and orgies, she's holding it together fairly well. I can think of a lot worse things in this world than looking down and seeing this riding you (the older one - the younger one for CubanSucks):

http://img819.imageshack.us/img819/9651/8301767600x338.jpg

http://www.famousplastic.com/images/heatherlocklearface.jpg