Subway Rider Pretends to Read While Concealed Girlfriend Gives Him Head

[symple19]

...With video :lmao :lmao

http://gawker.com/subway-rider-pretends-to-read-while-concealed-girlfrien-477555114

[mrsmaalox]

Geez, can't conceal those thunder thighs, huh?

[CuckingFunt]

That was very extremely not subtle.

[DarrinS]

Very little motion involved. What does that mean? :lmao

[Drachen]

LOL from the comments.

Uck that's just gross. At least be hot if you're gonna be publicity sluts. Like, porn star hot. Gawkward teen dorks playing sperm slurpee on the subway is so not Raven. Aside from the fact that I'm sure those people with little kids present didn't appreciate the improptu sex ed workshop, it's a dirt subway where homeless people fart all day long. Yummm, what an oral sex PALACE! Like, go to a swingers club or a seedy bar or a comic convention, someplace more inherently sexual than a public transportation system for poor people. Jesus, ugly girls can be talked into anything.

[bus driver]

i think i would have put the jacket over my head so people couldnt tell i was getting a BJ from a fat chick.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Does her shirt say "skeet"? :lol

[Spur-Addict]

If the choice was between the homeless and a heavy set woman giving a guy a BJ under a coat, I'd have to go with the latter. While both would give off a foul odor, at least the couple wouldn't stare at me after their own stench wakes them up. LOL@ 1:07.