Complete this sentence: Avante is a.....

[KoolAid Mans Brother]

??

[Avante]

That's the second time you've dedicated a thread to me, get over...me...ok? Enjoy the fact we have a wide range of personalities here, think how fucked it would be if we all were like you. Going around all wrapped up in what others are doing, that sucks amigo.

[silverblk mystix]

...

a decent human being.


Pretty easy tbh. Too bad I can't say that about a lot of others in here...just sayin.

[Avante]

...

a decent human being.


Pretty easy tbh. Too bad I can't say that about a lot of others in here...just sayin.

Thanks bro.

Boards with a lot of posters with different interests and levels of expertise, great! Too many here wanting everyone doing what everyone is doing, that's boring. Also so many entering threads just to bug, why?

[David Duke]

Seems like a decent guy IMO. I wouldn't mind having beer with him someday.

[Trill Clinton]

leader of men, historian, master puppeteer. he's the t pain of the forum how he gets people sprung, nh.

[Fatfreddy88]

Spanish word for forward.

[Reck]

I like messing with him but he's a cool dude. Just like Thread.

[DJR210]

..a stand up guy. A Goodfella.

[AussieFanKurt]

razon

[Trainwreck2100]

credit to everyone who recognized not to use a second article in their description as "a" was already given.

[Avante]

George Jones passing on got me into country music today. Yep, just the mood. So it's Bob Wills, Lefty Frizzell, Patsy Montana, Roy Acuff, Freddie Hart, Patsy Cline, Kitty Wells, Ernest Tubb, Merle, Johnny, Waylon, Marty and Willie. Oh yeah and...George Jones, have most his stuff.

The Queen of country music.

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The King.

WkztDzpTHKA

[ohmwrecker]

compulsive list maker.

[Latarian Milton]

guy is a poor man's cully. he ain't nearly as much of a badass as cully (who's the biggest internet legend i've ever known) but being almost the same age as cully, avante also has massive life experience and brings good life knowledge to this board (except for his feminist doctrines though)

[Avante]

compulsive list maker.

Some things simply take a list to really explain. Go ahead talk to me about those 1000 yard USC backs in the NFL, yep, a list. How about the top 10 of anything. You are familiar with the top 40 on the radio. The top whatevers, yep, a list. Try to talk the best or worst of anything and not use a list.

[Clipper Nation]

....faggot

[Avante]

As we all can see...

paste

Not anymore, that faggot hopped on the Suns of all teams last year....

....you have a low opinion of everyone. You appear to be a misearable little shit. Obviously a moron.

[Clipper Nation]

Hey look, Avante's copy/pasting completely irrelevant posts out-of-context to back up his non-argument again!

His next step will be to accuse me of "humping his leg," tbh...

[Avante]

Hey look, Avante's copy/pasting completely irrelevant posts out-of-context to back up his non-argument again!

His next step will be to accuse me of "humping his leg," tbh...

I'm not the one entering threads just to call somebody a faggot when it's well known he's married with children, now am I idiot? And I'm suppose to concern myself with context, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!! Look at yourself asshole, you're a fucking mess. A little prick with a pea brain bugging grown ups, ya suck!

[Clipper Nation]

You're a faggot

[Avante]

I pity your parents, they did a piss poor job in raising your dumbass. Ya got no class amigo, just a punk.

[Clipper Nation]

You're a faggot

[Avante]

That was too easy, yep, you're owned!

Watch this little shit, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mister Sinister]

Name for the science building at the college I attend.

[Avante]

Name for the science building at the college I attend.

Harper College, right?

[Mister Sinister]

Harper College, right?

Da, that one.

[Avante]

Lord Avante



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[TDMVPDPOY]

Lord Avante



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yo you look like a faggot

[Avante]

Hahahahahaha, I can't disagree.

[mouse]

a screen name...

[Avante]

I used to moderate a site dedicated to sprinting, it was called...sub10. I went by (still do) Brutal. During all that BALCO stuff a lot of insiders were talking some serious stuff on the board, I get a call.....

me..hello
?...is this Brutal?
me..(obviously I knew it was internet connected)..yes.
?...this is (forget his name) with the Treasury Department. Would like to talk with you about some of the posters....

Guy wanted IP addresses.

How did he/they track me down? Got my phone number using....Brutal???

A guy who lived in Holland owned the site, I was more the bouncer, he had the IP addresses.

[Koolaid_Man]

a gigolo

[Trainwreck2100]

I'm not the one entering threads just to call somebody a faggot when it's well known he's married with children, now am I idiot? And I'm suppose to concern myself with context, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!! Look at yourself asshole, you're a fucking mess. A little prick with a pea brain bugging grown ups, ya suck!

He entered this thread and did what OP wanted, calling you a faggot doesn't mean you're gay it means you're a fucking faggot don't act like you don't know the difference.

[Reck]

I used to moderate a site dedicated to sprinting, it was called...sub10. I went by (still do) Brutal. During all that BALCO stuff a lot of insiders were talking some serious stuff on the board, I get a call.....

You try too hard Avante. This is all a lie.

[David Duke]

Thanks bro.

Boards with a lot of posters with different interests and levels of expertise, great! Too many here wanting everyone doing what everyone is doing, that's boring. Also so many entering threads just to bug, why?

You intrigue me tbh. I enjoy reading all the posts you make. Keep up the good work tbh

[Avante]

You try too hard Avante. This is all a lie.

That's just it I don't try at all.

That is a very true story, talk about shocked. On that sub10 board were many who were involved with PED's back then, they were talking too much and somebody found out. Many world class athletes and coaches posted there.

[Avante]

He entered this thread and did what OP wanted, calling you a faggot doesn't mean you're gay it means you're a fucking faggot don't act like you don't know the difference.

I don't play that silly shit cocksucker.

[Trill Clinton]

I don't play that silly shit cocksucker.

don't pay him any mind. he's just a leg humping poster.

[Avante]

don't pay him any mind. he's just a leg humping poster.

I bet the little shit bitches while fucking.

[CuckingFunt]

Avante is...


... nowhere near as special as he thinks he is.

[ohmwrecker]

Some things simply take a list to really explain. Go ahead talk to me about those 1000 yard USC backs in the NFL, yep, a list. How about the top 10 of anything. You are familiar with the top 40 on the radio. The top whatevers, yep, a list. Try to talk the best or worst of anything and not use a list.

The existence of something doesn't make it intrinsically interesting.

[CuckingFunt]

Some things simply take a list to really explain.

Lists, by their very nature, are not explanatory.

[Trainwreck2100]

I don't play that silly shit cocksucker.

Except for times where you admit to shitposting cause its fun

[Huey Freeman]

Avente is a racist old man with weird fetish for music trivia.

[Avante]

Avante is...


... nowhere near as special as he thinks he is.

How about....unique?

[ohmwrecker]

Except for times where you admit to shitposting cause its fun

Yep.


How about....unique?

Nope.

[CuckingFunt]

How about....unique?

You are an individual with your own interests and experiences.

The fact you are an individual with your own interests and experiences, however, is not unique.

[Avante]

Lists, by their very nature, are not explanatory.

Sure they are.

All Time USA 100m


lane

1.Bob Hayes FAMU
2.Leroy Burrell Houston
3.Jimmy Hines Texas Southern
4.Mo Greene KCCC
5.Tyson Gay Arkansas
6.Carl Lewis Houston
7.Justin Gatlin Tennessee
8.Bobby Morrow ACU

That was compiled by a sprint historian, a guy who can take you back to pre 1900. So you got the real deal, how it really is.

All Time NFL 100m

lane

1.Bob Hayes FAMU/Cowboys
2.Jeff Demps Florida/Patriots
3.Trindon Holliday LSU/Broncos
4.Jimmy Hines TSU/Dolphins
5.Sam Graddy Tennessee/Raiders
6.Ron Brown ASU/Rams
7.Darrel Green Tex A&I/Redskins
8.Jacoby Ford Clemson/Raidiers

Noboby anywhere is more into tracksters in football than myself, nobody.

[Avante]

You are an individual with your own interests and experiences.

The fact you are an individual with your own interests and experiences, however, is not unique.

I don't know I can do some pretty unique things.

[Avante]

Avente is a racist old man with weird fetish for music trivia.

Try realist and where have I ever asked any music trivia questions?

[CuckingFunt]

Sure they are.

All Time USA 100m


lane

1.Bob Hayes FAMU
2.Leroy Burrell Houston
3.Jimmy Hines Texas Southern
4.Mo Greene KCCC
5.Tyson Gay Arkansas
6.Carl Lewis Houston
7.Justin Gatlin Tennessee
8.Bobby Morrow ACU

That was compiled by a sprint historian, a guy who can take you back to pre 1900. So you got the real deal, how it really is.

But it doesn't explain anything. Telling =/= explaining.


Noboby anywhere is more into football/track than myself, nobody.

That you're so determined to convince yourself of that fact doesn't make it so.

[Avante]

But it doesn't explain anything. Telling =/= explaining.



That you're so determined to convince yourself of that fact doesn't make it so.

Sure it does, it tells you who the greatest 100m sprinters in USA history were.

Well when you can list every single track/footballer of note who ever competed, what's that tell ya?

[DeadlyDynasty]

Well when you can list every single track/footballer of note who ever competed, what's that tell ya?
That you found wikipedia

[Avante]

That you found wikipedia

I guarantee you Wikipedia misses tons that should be listed. And I've never been there.

Copy/paste Wikepedia and I'll add dozens, care to try me?

[Trainwreck2100]

Yep.



you know it's true cause it was ignored

[CuckingFunt]

Sure it does, it tells you who the fastest 100m sprinters in USA history were.

But it doesn't explain anything.

[ohmwrecker]

I guarantee you Wikipedia misses tons that should be listed. And I've never been there.

Copy/paste Wikepedia and I'll add dozens, care to try me?

You either copy/paste wiki (or some other website) or you have some rainmanesque autism that allows you to list sprinters and blues musicians. Neither of which is cool or unique or should give you the laughable sense of superiority that you ridiculously exhibit.

[Avante]

But it doesn't explain anything.

What needs to be explained? It's pretty obvious isn't it?

[Avante]

You either copy/paste wiki (or some other website) or you have some rainmanesque autism that allows you to list sprinters and blues musicians. Neither of which is cool or unique or should give you the laughable sense of superiority that you ridiculously exhibit.

I have two things, a real interest and a fantastic memory. Plus I love to read.

Just superior in a few pet interests.

If you can find any of my lists by using whatever method I'd love to see it. You can't!!!

Give me those HBCU sprinters who played in the NFL. Come on man, GOOGLE? Wikipedia? Show me up.

At what point does it ...finally....hit, big track/football/music freak of over 50 years here....????

[Avante]

The existence of something doesn't make it intrinsically interesting.

Why do we even have...THE TOP 40? Why did Rolling Stone Magazine have issues dedicated to...100 Greatest Guitarists, 500 Greatest Albums? Why does Track & Field News have year end rankings? How about Tennis? How about NCAA football? What all those lists? Fortune 500?

[ohmwrecker]

I have two things, a real interest and a fantastic memory. Plus I love to read.

Neat.


Just superior in a few pet interests.

I think you might have an overinflated sense of self-importance.


If you can find any of my lists by using whatever method I'd love to see it. You can't!!!

I don't want to.


Give me those HBCU sprinters who played in the NFL. Come on man, GOOGLE? Wikipedia? Show me up.

I do not give a shit. Nobody does.


At what point does it ...finally....hit, big track/football/music freak of over 50 years here....????

What?

[Avante]

Neat.



I think you might have an overinflated sense of self-importance.



I don't want to.



I do not give a shit. Nobody does.



What?


You see little man I do care about those things that's why I know about them, ya reckon? Who can't talk dynamite in a septic tank?

Why tell me how much ya don't give a shit, try ignoring me/thread, ok?

[ohmwrecker]

Why do we even have...THE TOP 40? Why did Rolling Stone Magazine have issues dedicated to...100 Greatest Guitarists, 500 Greatest Albums? Why does Track & Field News have year end rankings? How about Tennis? How about NCAA football? What all those lists? Fortune 500?

I guess because people who can't think for themselves like that shit. I don't know. Also, those magazines are compiled by a huge staff of comparatively knowledgeable writers who are contributing small articles that accompany the list that attempt to explain the importance and placement. I'm not very interested in any of that really. I don't need to justify the things that interest me by making lists.

[ohmwrecker]

You see little man I do care about those things that's why I know about them, ya reckon? Who can't talk dynamite in a septic tank?

Little man? Really? You're such a jackass. I don't want to talk about dynamite in a septic tank. I just liked the way that dude told a story. You just want to impress people by forcing some trivial knowledge that you want to use to feel important. You've lived this long and you haven't figured out that people think you're an asshole.


Why tell me how much ya don't give a shit, try ignoring me/thread, ok?

How about I do whatever the fuck I want? That cool with you, little man?

[Avante]

I guess because people who can't think for themselves like that shit. I don't know. Also, those magazines are compiled by a huge staff of comparatively knowledgeable writers who are contributing small articles that accompany the list that attempt to explain the importance and placement. I'm not very interested in any of that really. I don't need to justify the things that interest me by making lists.

You appear to be one huge bore. People who can't think for themselves, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!! Ever watch ESPN? One...THE TOP 10..after another.

Dude, don't read me, ok?

[Avante]

Little man? Really? You're such a jackass. I don't want to talk about dynamite in a septic tank. I just liked the way that dude told a story. You just want to impress people by forcing some trivial knowledge that you want to use to feel important. You've lived this long and you haven't figured out that people think you're an asshole.



How about I do whatever the fuck I want? That cool with you, little man?

It's like this asshole, don't come in here telling me shit, you got that? Go bug somebody else, you are boring amigo, got it!

[ohmwrecker]

You appear to be one huge bore. People who can't think for themselves, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!! Ever watch ESPN? One...THE TOP 10..after another.

Dude, don't read me, ok?

So, people who watch ESPN all the time? Big group of free thinkers there.

I don't really have to read you. I know your game. I got you figured out, bubba.


It's like this asshole, don't come in here telling me shit, you got that? Go bug somebody else, you are boring amigo, got it!

What are you going to do about? Absolutely nothing. I'll do what I please, amigo.

[Avante]

So, people who watch ESPN all the time? Big group of free thinkers there.

I don't really have to read you. I know your game. I got you figured out, bubba.



What are you going to do about? Absolutely nothing. I'll do what I please, amigo.

And I'll do what I please so why bug me about it? Why not mind your own fucking business?