been mulling over life options recently

[Latarian Milton]

know here's not a right place to ask for advice but im still hoping to have a serious discussion with some of you well-experienced people on an honest basis here. i've been an idle lazyass or quite a few months now since i quit that shitty deadend job on last year's independent day, doing basically nothing but playing video games, posting on spurstalk and masturbating to a mirror. but 2013 has turned out to be a great year for me, which comes with a few turning points to my life. my life was on tilt in previous years when i was bored as fuck while studying in college and couldn't see no chance to reach my promised land, and it turned even worse when i started working at that dead-end job (which made me miss my school years really bad tbh:(). i decided to quit that shit which, i believe, is the rightest decision i've ever made in my life, and im now about to make some more decisions.

i got admitted to a local school earlier this year after passing some exams, with my 1st semister scheduled to start in late august. then i started perusing some articles relating to my new major, with my mind set up to attend college until recently i was offered a local-government job. it's an entry-level job w/o much opportunity to get promoted, but the income/welfare stuffs are rumored to be decent.

im currently leaning towards the school option, because im an ambitious nigga and as you might know, im a lifelong celibate so i don't actually need a fucking job at this point of time. as an ardent Leykisian, im used to living a frugal life and my career goals are really high, so i don't wanna continue to waste my life on another dead-end job even though it's not shitty at all.

meanwhile, college is a scam according to my nigga jacob's words, and even a master degree will probably turn out to be a piece of waste someday, especially one in a mediocre profession that im studying :lol, and the school ain't prestigious at all (ranking 250-500th in the world maybe, still better than utsa though :lol). while a government job would give you financial security, and would be the preferred option for most men who're already married or planning to get married in the foreseeable future.

life has been moving upwards ever since i quit that shitty job last year. i have more than one options at this moment and each of them would lead to a much better scenario than if had continued working there up to this day. im just not very sure which's the best option to make at this point of time, and that's why im asking for advice from you folks. it might also be an option to study at school part-time while working at the same time, but im not very interested in this idea because it'd probably make bad impacts on both ends. i'd like to just focus on one thing rather than possibly bungle them both tbh.

or should i fuck them both and post on spurstalk 24/7, and become a real internet badass (like my old friend cully) that i always want to be?
no trash talk please :p:

[Flawless]

I'd go with school. Get yourself at least a bachelors degree (that bachelors degree helps out a lot), after that then start looking for a job.

[Avante]

See this right here...

im currently leaning towards the school option, because im an ambitious nigga and as you might know, im a lifelong celibate so i don't actually need a fucking job at this point of time. as an ardent Leykisian, im used to living a frugal life and my career goals are really high, so i don't wanna continue to waste my life on another dead-end job even though it's not shitty at all.
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If that's really how you talk and think you are going to have it very hard out there. That shit isn't going to work. You will have people who could help you rolling their eyes. Drop all that crap, it makes you look real simple and in need of some help and I'm dead serious. You try and play that shit with people in positions of authority you will learn real quick how few options you'll have available to you. If it's just internet silliness ok cool. If it isn't and that is really you, good luck because you're going to need it.

nigga, bitches, who gives a fuck if you're celibate??? all that stuff paints a bad picture, successful people don't want that silly shit around them.

Now before ya come at me, I've already made mine, I'm set for life. $$$$$$$$$$$$$ a total non factor. So I know what it takes to be a success.

[chunticakes]

so who's the girl that broke your heart and made you a lifelong celibate son?

[CosmicCowboy]

You should go with the wanna be internet badass option. Work hard and apply yourself and could be the next chumpdumper.

[Spur|n|Austin]

Just keep smoking with cigarettes and doing hood-rat things; you'll find your path.

[ohmwrecker]

Learn a trade.

[Phillip]

:rollin

[Latarian Milton]

forgot to mention it, im not gonna pursue a bachelor degree since i've already got one, im set to attend grad school for a master (and maybe a docterate if possible) and i know some of you people have achieved that while working at the same time. i was stuck at a dead-end job for almost a year and i feel really bored of working for average pay. in the perfect scenario, the economy has recovered by the time i graduate from grad school and i assume that it'll be pretty easy for me to find a well-paying job in a blooming economy with a master degree (even though my major ain't a badass one like accounting or finance), but i just can't make sure everything will go as is desired.