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Thebesteva
05-04-2013, 03:42 PM
This is some sad shit sons, I got love my nikka Kobe Bryant but you sometimes gotta keep things on the down low. He's gotta have that Italian mafia speak no evil\hear no evil mentality.

Also LOL @ #hurtbeyondmeasure

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When u give Give GIVE and they take Take TAKE at wat point do u draw a line in the sand? #hurtbeyondmeasure (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23hurtbeyondmeasure&src=hash) #gavemenowarning (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23gavemenowarning&src=hash) #love (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23love&src=hash)?

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whitemamba
05-04-2013, 04:06 PM
this is a vagina-esque take by kobe tbh

Arcadian
05-04-2013, 04:08 PM
:lol Lakers organization and Kobe's life in total disarray

Koolaid_Man
05-04-2013, 04:15 PM
:lol Lakers organization and Kobe's life in total disarray


#soismine

# http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dd--tIkrVoA

irishock
05-04-2013, 04:29 PM
:lol faggot using hashtags

lefty
05-04-2013, 05:27 PM
lol at that fucking ballhog talking about giving

UZER
05-04-2013, 06:08 PM
Man its a good thing Vanessa didn't have a twitter account back in the Colorado days.

ElNono
05-04-2013, 06:09 PM
where's that EmoKobe troll, tbh :lol

Monster1776
05-04-2013, 06:11 PM
Real talk, if your parents were sucking you dry and you feel like more of a cash cow than a son you would be pretty fucked in the head too; sad thing is this happens to about 80% of NBA guys and why most of them end up working at Walmart after retiring from the league.

hater
05-04-2013, 06:26 PM
Who gives a shit about this loser and the pussy that shitted him out

Koolaid_Man
05-04-2013, 06:34 PM
Who gives a shit about this loser and the pussy that shitted him out

If I was your lawyer I'd advise and remind you that Kobe Bryant has accomplished more in life and given more to charity than you ever have or will. Not an opinion but a simple fact.

#ifIwasyourlawyerthatis

#:lol

#Koolisanass

hater
05-04-2013, 06:38 PM
Too bad u aint a lawyer but just a plain ol loser :lmao

BlackSwordsMan
05-04-2013, 07:04 PM
Kobe ran off shaq and peter jackson wat this nigga no bout giving back? he aint bout dat lyfe doe

BatManu20
05-04-2013, 07:14 PM
Kobe just needs to get off Twitter. Nothing good comes out of it, only bad. Don't be a dumbass Kobe.

irishock
05-04-2013, 07:36 PM
Kobe wasn't nearly as hated before twitter tbh. Now he just comes off as a self-obsessed sociopath.

DMC
05-04-2013, 07:51 PM
Just a washed up media whore doing what washed up media whores do. Cannot get press for his game these days, has to take it where he can find it. He will not retire gracefully. Even if he retired today, it's never going to be graceful. However I am sure his mom is as much of a douche as he is, so she deserves it.

Bill_Brasky
05-04-2013, 08:58 PM
Kinda like his parents gave him his faggot ass life?

Raven
05-04-2013, 09:18 PM
Kobe wasn't nearly as hated before twitter tbh. Now he just comes off as a self-obsessed sociopath.

yeah, never expected him to be that..

Killakobe81
05-04-2013, 09:37 PM
Kobe wasn't nearly as hated before twitter tbh. Now he just comes off as a self-obsessed sociopath.
R U SERIOUS?!
Achilles is both the most loved and hated in the NBA and has been for a while

rmt
05-04-2013, 09:46 PM
If I was your lawyer I'd advise and remind you that Kobe Bryant has accomplished more in life and given more to charity than you ever have or will. Not an opinion but a simple fact.

#ifIwasyourlawyerthatis

#:lol

#Koolisanass

Yet for all his "accomplishments", he can't maintain a civil relationship with the person who brought him in this world. As a mom, there's no amount of money or accomplishments that can replace my relationships with my kids. C'mon, suing her and whining on twitter about her. Grow up.

TDMVPDPOY
05-04-2013, 09:58 PM
nigga should stfu, stop trying to make headlines away from the teams still playing in t he playoffs....

dude is a really dumb shit, better to have ur parents dilute ur assets then losing half to ur wife...

ezau
05-04-2013, 11:30 PM
Man its a good thing Vanessa didn't have a twitter account back in the Colorado days.

There was no Twitter in 04, son.

Latarian Milton
05-05-2013, 01:03 AM
kids raised by good parents would never become rapists imho

UZER
05-05-2013, 01:20 AM
There was no Twitter in 04, son.

There wasn't? Man....then good thing she didn't have an instagram account. Or an iPhone for that matter.

DMC
05-05-2013, 02:47 AM
R U SERIOUS?!
Achilles is both the most loved and hated in the NBA and has been for a while

Here you are again moving on, not talking about Kobe.

HI-FI
05-05-2013, 03:09 AM
Kobe wasn't nearly as hated before twitter tbh. Now he just comes off as a self-obsessed sociopath.

speak for yourself. most of us hated him way before twitter exposed his emo side. A lot of us knew he was a sociopath long before he tweeted that shit, but then some of us are ahead of the times

:hat
http://i.imgur.com/bZN6p7U.gif
:hat

HI-FI
05-05-2013, 03:14 AM
Here you are again moving on, not talking about Kobe.

you gotta love how NiggaKillaAchilles81 is wanting everyone to move on yet is still a semen shield for Kobe.

but real talk, even though Kobe is probably the most selfish modern player since....shit if I can remember....but to be fair, a lot of sociopaths are borne out of unloving mothers. I have a friend who has similar personality traits of Kobe and his relationship with his mom is nonexistent. So I'll cut Kome some slack, it's very possible his relationship with his mom has caused him a lot of problems throughout his life. I'll go easy on the nigga this time.

jag
05-05-2013, 08:19 AM
He should quit his bitching. At least he knows the identity of his parents, both of them. Most of them niggas never met their dad.

HarlemHeat37
05-05-2013, 12:18 PM
He should quit his bitching. At least he knows the identity of his parents, both of them. Most of them niggas never met their dad.

True, but knowing that both of your parents hate you and didn't speak to you for 10+ years must be pretty shitty, tbh:lol..

Expert
05-05-2013, 03:11 PM
I am reminded of an experiment conducted in Cambridge that saw chimpanzees grouped together in a holding environment. One chimpanzee was given a key, around his neck, to a container of bananas. That chimp had access to that container at his whim. The other chimps befriended him and coddled him to win favor, so they too might have access to bananas. The key chimp grew to loathe the others, seeing them as having ulterior motives. Most of the others, even the parents of the key chimp were shunned by the key chimp out of disgust. However when a second key chimp was placed into this environment, the two key chimps had no issues with each other after a feeling out period.

It's believed by me that Kobe is the key chimp, and that he feels his parents are the keyless ones, wanting what he's been given. The parental bond is gone, replaced instead by loathing and distrust. Kobe has closer relationships with peers than with family for this reason. You've likely heard Michael Jordan mention how others feel he should pay for dinner when they go out, and Charles Barkley has said as much. It's in the genetic make up of the negro to "get mine" and they don't mind if you "get yours" but they don't want you thinking that part of what's theirs can be yours. They don't trust the group, and that distrust is stronger than the distrust of strangers. They know, without a doubt, that the other Negros are akin to the keyless chimps. They know that the other keyed chimps have no ulterior motives, at least none that involve sharing what's "mine".

Like the Cambridge experiment, the negro male has a tendency to gather a group of "friends" that are quite likely more corrosive to his wealth than the familial group would have been. However, the friends make the negro male feel powerful, and so like the chimp, the seemingly powerful negro male will thump his chest when he's with his posse, and the posse will milk the "hero" for all he has, eventually moving on to other keyed negro males. The posse begins to feel, through extension, that the wealth of bananas is theirs by right, and when it's taken from them, they often fail to cope.

Such is the mind of the negro male.

Koolaid_Man
05-05-2013, 03:46 PM
Real talk, if your parents were sucking you dry and you feel like more of a cash cow than a son you would be pretty fucked in the head too; sad thing is this happens to about 80% of NBA guys and why most of them end up working at Walmart after retiring from the league.

regardless of how all this plays out...Kobe is going to be lonely in the end after he's done playing and Nessa finally cashes out...and trust me cashing out she shall...the longer Kobe waits to divorce the more money he's going to fork over...he convinced Nessa to stay after her detectives caught him...he's foolish if he thinks she's not playing him at this point....Nessa learned from him and for some odd reason he thinks he's still in control of Nessa's mind...that girl is planning a coup on his bank account that Bugsy Siegel would be proud of....

#prenuptialagreement
# no wife
# brokenfamilybonds
#hisgreatestsin

Koolaid_Man
05-05-2013, 03:49 PM
I am reminded of an experiment conducted in Cambridge that saw chimpanzees grouped together in a holding environment. One chimpanzee was given a key, around his neck, to a container of bananas. That chimp had access to that container at his whim. The other chimps befriended him and coddled him to win favor, so they too might have access to bananas. The key chimp grew to loathe the others, seeing them as having ulterior motives. Most of the others, even the parents of the key chimp were shunned by the key chimp out of disgust. However when a second key chimp was placed into this environment, the two key chimps had no issues with each other after a feeling out period.

It's believed by me that Kobe is the key chimp, and that he feels his parents are the keyless ones, wanting what he's been given. The parental bond is gone, replaced instead by loathing and distrust. Kobe has closer relationships with peers than with family for this reason. You've likely heard Michael Jordan mention how others feel he should pay for dinner when they go out, and Charles Barkley has said as much. It's in the genetic make up of the negro to "get mine" and they don't mind if you "get yours" but they don't want you thinking that part of what's theirs can be yours. They don't trust the group, and that distrust is stronger than the distrust of strangers. They know, without a doubt, that the other Negros are akin to the keyless chimps. They know that the other keyed chimps have no ulterior motives, at least none that involve sharing what's "mine".

Like the Cambridge experiment, the negro male has a tendency to gather a group of "friends" that are quite likely more corrosive to his wealth than the familial group would have been. However, the friends make the negro male feel powerful, and so like the chimp, the seemingly powerful negro male will thump his chest when he's with his posse, and the posse will milk the "hero" for all he has, eventually moving on to other keyed negro males. The posse begins to feel, through extension, that the wealth of bananas is theirs by right, and when it's taken from them, they often fail to cope.

Such is the mind of the negro male.

#:sleep
#yawn

midnightpulp
05-05-2013, 03:53 PM
I am reminded of an experiment conducted in Cambridge that saw chimpanzees grouped together in a holding environment. One chimpanzee was given a key, around his neck, to a container of bananas. That chimp had access to that container at his whim. The other chimps befriended him and coddled him to win favor, so they too might have access to bananas. The key chimp grew to loathe the others, seeing them as having ulterior motives. Most of the others, even the parents of the key chimp were shunned by the key chimp out of disgust. However when a second key chimp was placed into this environment, the two key chimps had no issues with each other after a feeling out period.

It's believed by me that Kobe is the key chimp, and that he feels his parents are the keyless ones, wanting what he's been given. The parental bond is gone, replaced instead by loathing and distrust. Kobe has closer relationships with peers than with family for this reason. You've likely heard Michael Jordan mention how others feel he should pay for dinner when they go out, and Charles Barkley has said as much. It's in the genetic make up of the negro to "get mine" and they don't mind if you "get yours" but they don't want you thinking that part of what's theirs can be yours. They don't trust the group, and that distrust is stronger than the distrust of strangers. They know, without a doubt, that the other Negros are akin to the keyless chimps. They know that the other keyed chimps have no ulterior motives, at least none that involve sharing what's "mine".

Like the Cambridge experiment, the negro male has a tendency to gather a group of "friends" that are quite likely more corrosive to his wealth than the familial group would have been. However, the friends make the negro male feel powerful, and so like the chimp, the seemingly powerful negro male will thump his chest when he's with his posse, and the posse will milk the "hero" for all he has, eventually moving on to other keyed negro males. The posse begins to feel, through extension, that the wealth of bananas is theirs by right, and when it's taken from them, they often fail to cope.

Such is the mind of the negro male.

Truth.

HarlemHeat37
05-05-2013, 03:54 PM
Kool, how is your relationship with your parents, tbh?..

Monster1776
05-05-2013, 04:29 PM
regardless of how all this plays out...Kobe is going to be lonely in the end after he's done playing and Nessa finally cashes out...and trust me cashing out she shall...the longer Kobe waits to divorce the more money he's going to fork over...he convinced Nessa to stay after her detectives caught him...he's foolish if he thinks she's not playing him at this point....Nessa learned from him and for some odd reason he thinks he's still in control of Nessa's mind...that girl is planning a coup on his bank account that Bugsy Siegel would be proud of....

#prenuptialagreement
# no wife
# brokenfamilybonds
#hisgreatestsin

That's life for the rich for you.

Koolaid_Man
05-05-2013, 04:45 PM
Kool, how is your relationship with your parents, tbh?..

ok I will describe the relationship with both starting with mom

When I was young me and my mama had beef
Seventeen years old kicked out on the streets
Though back at the time, I never thought I'd see her face
Ain't a woman alive that could take my mama's place
Suspended from school; and scared to go home, I was a fool
with the big boys, breakin all the rules
I shed tears with my border collie cuz
Over the years we was poorer than the other little kids
And even though we had different persona's, the same drama
When things went wrong we'd blame mama
I reminice on the stress I caused, it was hell
Huggin on my mama from a jail cell
And who'd think in elementary?
Heeey! I see the penitentiary, one day
And runnin from the police, that's right
Mama catch me, put a whoopin to my backside
And even as a crack fiend, mama
She always was a black queen, mama
I finally understand
for a woman it ain't easy tryin to raise a man
She always was committed
A poor single mother on welfare, tell me how ya did it
There's no way I can pay you back
But the plan is to show her that I understand
She is appreciated

Now as for my dad....


Now ain't nobody tell me it was fair
No love from my daddy cause the coward wasn't there
He passed away and I didn't cry, cause my anger
wouldn't let me feel for a stranger
They say I'm wrong and I'm heartless, but all along
I was lookin for a father he was gone
I hung around with the Thugs, and even though they sold drugs
They showed a young brother love
I moved out and started really hangin
I needed money of my own so I started slangin
I ain't guilty cause, even though I sold rocks
It felt good puttin money in her mailbox
I love payin rent when the rent's due
I hope she got the diamond necklace that I sent to her
Cause when I was low she there for me
And never left me alone because she cared for me
And I could see her comin home after work late
She be in the kitchen tryin to fix me a hot plate
Ya just workin with the scraps she was given
And mama made miracles every Thanksgivin
But then the road got rough, she alone
She tryin to raise a bad kid on her own
And there's no way I can pay her back
But my plan is to show her that I understand
She is appreciated

Budkin
05-05-2013, 04:57 PM
#mymomsoldallmystuff
#tweetaboutmymomsellingallmystuff
#iwantthestuffbackthatmymomsold
#love

Koolaid_Man
05-05-2013, 06:31 PM
#kobe'sdadposterizeskareem

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mhWVMPvtOE

TheChillFactor
05-05-2013, 07:27 PM
Why is this fucking faggot tweeting this shit tbh? I doubt that weird looking bitch that squirted him out even follows his narrow ass on Twitter.

Koolaid_Man
05-05-2013, 10:37 PM
lets get it cracken.....exhibit A....

Up for sale (1.5 mill) The Kobe Collection

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/_600_zps60128550.jpg

Mama vs. Her Only Son

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/0etty-3_zps71469d3a.jpg

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/ant-320_zps2a3c411e.jpg

Kobe's money was supposed to be mama's money till Nessa snuck in and woo'd with Snatch....
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/Kob6_zps150cc44f.jpg

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/e-pam-bryant_zps5a21340b.jpg


After all she was there from the beggining (and smoking hot too)
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/kant-mere_zps45377345.jpg

Pappa Joe was always the inspiration and the voice of calm and reason

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/Kj1l_zps0678360f.jpg

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/joebe_zps9923b683.jpg

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/Kogfbe_zps43442062.jpg

Fpoonsie
05-05-2013, 11:06 PM
330701974666371072

I had no idea what he was talking about when he tweeted this faggotry.