Listen up, you Spurs fans!!!!!!

[Venti Quattro]

Butt hurt Spurs fans are just sad because the Mavs are the most recent Texas team to win the Larry O'Brien trophy. The Spurs haven't even been to the Finals in Barry Obama's presidency.

The Mavs had a tough ass path to winning the Larry O'Brien trophy. They had to play the Blazers in the first round and let's not forget that the Mavs had a meltdown of epic proportions in game 4 of that series and most people were basically saying that it was the 2006 Finals all over again but the Mavs responded and won games 5 and 6. Game 6 of that series was in Portland and the Mavs have historically sucked Clyde Drexler's balls in Portland. The Mavs had to play a Lakers team that had Bynum and Gasol when they were both healthy and still decent player. They also had to go up against the rapist and Ron Artest. And here are some other important facts. The Mavs had never beaten the Lakers in Los Angeles in the playoffs until that 2nd round series. Phil Jackson coached teams are invincible when they win game 1 of a 7 game series. The Mavs had to win at least 1 game in Los Angeles to win that series and they won the fuckin' first two and anal raped the Lakers in game 4. Give the Mavs some damn props, haters. The conference finals was against OKC and Acne and was an extremely tough matchup for the Mavs. Dirk played lights out and got that series done in 5 with a few comebacks in the series particularly in game 4 when the Mavs were down double digits late in the 4th quarter. And let's get to the 2011 Finals. The Mavs had to go back to the scene of the crime. Dirk and JET had to face the demons of the 2006 NBA Finals. The Mavs had to win a damn game in Miami to win the Larry O'Brien trophy and guess what? The Mavs won two damn games in Miami, bitches. The Mavs could have accepted defeat and lost game 2 but they didn't. Dirk and JET played like their lives depended on it and won game 2 and I loved how Wade thought he was fouled at the end. The Mavs lost game 3 and we all know that when the Finals is tied, the team that wins game 3 usually wins the Finals. The Mavs won games 4, 5, and 6 and Dirk was finally a champion and had the trophy and ring to silence all of the haters and his critics. How you like that?

[racm]

:wakeup

[Budkin]

Wow.

[Bartleby]

Didn't read it.

[Flawless]

Ok

[celldweller]

:sleep

[chapnis]

tl;dr, 4>1.

[hooperflash]

The Spurs were only mentioned twice and yet you decided to post it in this forum? You're losing it Venti... :(

[Halberto]

Actually spot on. The truth hurts sometimes, in this case it shouldn't.

[RD2191]

How them Lakers doing?

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Huge paragraphs = automatic tl;dr.

[spurraider21]

:lol tough path
:lol blazers
:lol Brandon Roy one heroic game and jack shit otherwise
:lol lakers
:lol Gasol's Vagina injury during those playoffs
:lol sweep. SO tough
:lol spurs jealous of mavs
:lol laker fan coming to a spurs forum to talk about the mavs

[eDizzle20]

I guess that's all any Laker fan can hang onto now, THE PAST. I suppose I would be frustrated too if was a fan of an organization that has spent endless amounts of money on big-name free agents, but has done nothing to cultivate young talent.

[KenziE]

Didn't read it.

this

[Floyd Pacquiao]

:lol gullible spurfan getting trolled per par

[Ditty]

I agree that it's now or never that the Spurs need to make at least back to the finals. It will probably never be this easy again. Can't hate on the Mavs run that year they played some great basketball in the postseason, and beat three tough teams to win the championship, so they earned it. Hopefully if we make it the finals the Spurs can beat Lebron again.

[Ditty]

I just saw who wrote this downstairs :bang :lol

[widowmaker]

Didnt read but it looks like another butt hurt laker fan.

[DesignatedT]

tl;dr

[Blackjack]

Trolling works a lot better when your team didn't just get Coloradoed by the team you're trying to troll.

Talk about butt-hurt. :lol

[LakerHater]

Whos it about, I didnt read?

[lefty]

Whos it about, I didnt read?
I only read the part about Dallas jasoncollinsing the Lakers

[Dunc n Dave]

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/3094956/did-not-read-o.gif (http://gifsoup.com/view/3094956/did-not-read.html) GIFSoup (http://gifsoup.com)
http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/199/896/2jfg08h.gif
Apparently, Lakers fans don't know how to use the Enter/Return button

[SpurSpurSpurs]

I hope I can learn such sarcasm as OP. This can be talent in the making!

[spurs1990]

OP get out of your mom's basement and get a job. Then maybe you won't have so much time on your hands.

[CitizenDwayne]

:lol

More people should check out the NBA forum, methinks.

[Legacy]

:lmao Faker fans just got too much time on their hands right now--simple as that. It's just killing them inside as round 2 nears closer... and closer... and closer... The Faker fan meltdowns are all over the NBA forum as we speak. It's been fucken' nothing short of HILARIOUS.

[KaiRMD1]

http://pawsru.org/m/src/m54461_We-get-it-Youre-butt-hurt.jpg

[The Reckoning]

http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/images/GifGuide/cp/cheadleowns.gif

[Sean Cagney]

How them Lakers doing?

Thats all I got to say to this dude........

[ezau]

http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/images/GifGuide/cp/cheadleowns.gif

:lmao

[Venti Quattro]

http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/images/GifGuide/cp/cheadleowns.gif

:lmao :lmao :lmao

[chazley]

Mavs lucked out not facing Spurs OR Grizz that year. To say they had a tough road to the finals is the biggest LOL I've had on this forum.

[jt__]

You too.

[100%duncan]

Nice job :lol

[Fireball]

I only see Doctor 13 when Venti is posting ... so just continue to do so

[SpursIndonesia]

OK, which post that Venti has copy pasted in this thread ?? :lol

[Brazil]

Venti with the copy paste good

[Kidd K]

Trolling about some shit nobody here cares about ain't gonna change the fact that SA just swept the Lakers.

OP is the only one butthurt around here. Spurfans have everything in the world to be happy about atm.

[Captivus]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me66vb7P6M1rw6mk6o1_1280.jpg

[manufan10]

Butt hurt Spurs fans are just sad because the Mavs are the most recent Texas team to win the Larry O'Brien trophy. The Spurs haven't even been to the Finals in Barry Obama's presidency.

The Mavs had a tough ass path to winning the Larry O'Brien trophy. They had to play the Blazers in the first round and let's not forget that the Mavs had a meltdown of epic proportions in game 4 of that series and most people were basically saying that it was the 2006 Finals all over again but the Mavs responded and won games 5 and 6. Game 6 of that series was in Portland and the Mavs have historically sucked Clyde Drexler's balls in Portland. The Mavs had to play a Lakers team that had Bynum and Gasol when they were both healthy and still decent player. They also had to go up against the rapist and Ron Artest. And here are some other important facts. The Mavs had never beaten the Lakers in Los Angeles in the playoffs until that 2nd round series. Phil Jackson coached teams are invincible when they win game 1 of a 7 game series. The Mavs had to win at least 1 game in Los Angeles to win that series and they won the fuckin' first two and anal raped the Lakers in game 4. Give the Mavs some damn props, haters. The conference finals was against OKC and Acne and was an extremely tough matchup for the Mavs. Dirk played lights out and got that series done in 5 with a few comebacks in the series particularly in game 4 when the Mavs were down double digits late in the 4th quarter. And let's get to the 2011 Finals. The Mavs had to go back to the scene of the crime. Dirk and JET had to face the demons of the 2006 NBA Finals. The Mavs had to win a damn game in Miami to win the Larry O'Brien trophy and guess what? The Mavs won two damn games in Miami, bitches. The Mavs could have accepted defeat and lost game 2 but they didn't. Dirk and JET played like their lives depended on it and won game 2 and I loved how Wade thought he was fouled at the end. The Mavs lost game 3 and we all know that when the Finals is tied, the team that wins game 3 usually wins the Finals. The Mavs won games 4, 5, and 6 and Dirk was finally a champion and had the trophy and ring to silence all of the haters and his critics. How you like that?


:lmao :lmao :lmao

You're a Laker fan. Why the fuck do you care what Spurs fans have to comment on about Spurs issues? Why don't YOU keep your comments to yourself or to a Laker board?

[manufan10]

Lol Lakers fan^

[manufan10]

Yeah, back to the fishing rod you go, lol.

[Venti Quattro]

You're a Laker fan. Why the fuck do you care what Spurs fans have to comment on about Spurs issues? Why don't YOU keep your comments to yourself or to a Laker board?

I don't give a fuck that the Mavs shot more free throws. Every time the Mavs got close, zebras were bailing the Heat out. 2006 was one of the worst things to experience as a sports fan. Until you have experienced something like that, you really don't have any room to talk. The Heat and DWhistle ripped the hearts out of the Mavs and their fans. I have no sympathy for Wade or the Heat. Until the Mavs win a championship, I'm never gonna let 2006 go. Sorry, not gonna happen.

Yeah, I made a mistake. What else is new? All the Dirk and Mav haters are jizzing tonight. I just took a xanax so I'm kind of mellowing down. And I've recently started to reconsider suicide. And before you bitch me out or call me a pussy, this has nothing to do with the Mavs. I'm miserable right now in my life and I'm starting to come to a breaking point. I'm stuck at a dead end job with shitty pay and I get treated like a piece of shit too there. No respect at all. I am a hopeless piece of shit and prick. I wasted 5 and a half years in college in the hopes of possibly getting a good paying job or at least a decent paying job. I've been stuck in retail for almost 3 years making a whopping 15K a year. How am I ever going to be happy making shitty money like that? Sorry for the rant, I think it's the xanax kicking in.

I don't care that you guys are mocking me. I heard a lot worse when I was in high school.


Lol Lakers fan^

I guess that's all any Laker fan can hang onto now, THE PAST. I suppose I would be frustrated too if was a fan of an organization that has spent endless amounts of money on big-name free agents, but has done nothing to cultivate young talent.


Yeah, back to the fishing rod you go, lol.

God these threads are refreshing. It's so cool to hear about how anonymous internet neckbeardshlubs keeps close watch on each other irl and call each other out over the internet. I hope people start posting quotes from people, but without putting the quote in a block, so that you don't know they're quoting someone else, but it's like "man what he's saying is ridiculous, I wonder if someone else said that instead of this tricky trickster".

Internet shots fired. Got em coach.

[Embedded]

Lol let him vent here if he needs to, poor lad, he's a fLakers fan and he's more butt hurt than Justin Bieber spending a month in Prison.

[ColinB]

Great gifs, great reposting of quotes in this thread. Overall, 8/10.

[NASpurs]

Venti taking GNSF and lame bolds to the back of the shed.

[heyheymymy]

TL;DR

[midnightpulp]

Solid work, Venti.

[spurraider21]

:lol people taking special pride in trolling and thinking "gotcha, i just wasted your time"
im on this site because i have time to waste, tbh

[johnnyblues]

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g12/tackielarla/2vno2a1.gif

[Leetonidas]

how many of those quotes are from obstructed view :lol

[pgardn]

:lol people taking special pride in trolling and thinking "gotcha, i just wasted your time"
im on this site because i have time to waste, tbh
So I got some time now.

The Lakers tough for the Mavs? LA pulled a complete meltdown every 4th quarter. Same with Miami. Both teams were full of guys without guts.

[pgardn]

Solid work, Venti.
Runny work.

like phlegm or diarrhea... Neither are cute or witty.

[Sasha]

:sleep

[Lakers999]

this season wasnt too bad. Im not bothered by the sweep at all. all it took for the spurs to sweep the lakers was a coaching change 9 injuries 3 of them to starters and an ejection. Spurs fans! be happy!! you guys have it lucky. injuries to the lakers, OKC, and GSW. Us laker fans are fine Im actually happy that I get to relive the memories the Lakers ruining the Spurs chances of repeating championships on 3 seperate post season match ups I feel that is more satisfying than a cakewalk to the finals.

Have a nice day :)

[kaji157]

It´s good you are getting used to talk about other teams in the league, because your won´t give much talk for a while.