Spurs vs. Warriors Game 1 sponsored by The Guard's Guide to Chucking and Surrendering

[benefactor]

Close game...Spurs pull away late. Let's do this shit.

[jeebus]

This waiting bullshit is bullshit.

[Reck]

This waiting bullshit is bullshit.

Shhh, we'll be punish with an OT in the shitstern consference the way its looking.

[hater]

congrats Warriors on the upset win :(

Elian Gonzales with 56 points :wow

[benefactor]

This waiting bullshit is bullshit.
Not even sure why they are playing this series. Miami better not ass around and let this shit go to OT.

[jeebus]

Not even sure why they are playing this series. Miami better not ass around and let this shit go to OT.

Why can't they just show it at like 3am or NBAtv?

[Reck]

Not even sure why they are playing this series. Miami better not ass around and let this shit go to OT.

Meh, our game will already be late as it is.

8 minutes to go in the heat game its like 15+ something minutes real time.

[BatManu20]

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[NASpurs]

Do the games on TNT ever start on time? At least on ESPN, they're usually right on.

[jeebus]

Do the games on TNT ever start on time? At least on ESPN, they're usually right on.

Remember that one game on TNT last week I think? The Bulls had gone to like 18 overtimes and by the time they got to the next game, it was already h:lollftime

[benefactor]

Game starts in 20 minutes and will start on TBS if this abortion of a game runs over.

[StrengthAndHonor]

GSW wins by 7.

Jarret Jack and Curry continues their hot streak. Barnes comes out with a break out game in the playoffs.

[jeebus]

yes. TBS. Fuck these two shitty teams.

[jeebus]

Nasty Nate getting det cocktail fruit from the Superfags

[benefactor]

David Lee playing...:tu.

[benefactor]

Damn good sign. Green needs to go on a hot streak.

[NASpurs]

Gotta love seeing Green make that three

[benefactor]

Spurs looking rusty.

[jeebus]

Congrats Warriors on the w

[Reck]

LOL down almost 10 already.

[ElNono]

rusty as fuck... can't make a shot

[benefactor]

crofl can't make shit

[Red Hawk #21]

Dubs need to be easy with the quick shots...

[jeebus]

That was the gayest Apple commercial ever. Even Jason Collins is ashamed.

[Red Hawk #21]

There you go, rook.

[TDMVPDPOY]

LOL fck these grey jerseys are a jinx

[ElNono]

lol Neal on Jack... smh

[benefactor]

lol hopping on one foot. Isn't that a travel?

[ElNono]

lol turd towers... come on son

[TDMVPDPOY]

turd towers now, fck this

[benefactor]

Landry exposing Blair on D.

[Red Hawk #21]

And 1 ref

[hater]

Landry gona eat Blair alive this series IMO

[jeebus]

meanwhile the Man That Made Bible Quit sits on the bench...

[benefactor]

Good lord Blair what the hell was that?

[EVAY]

Who was it wanted Blair because this was gonna be his series?

[Red Hawk #21]

That was NOT a charge wtf

[benefactor]

Red Mamba still hot

[Salty]

What a shitty lineup

[td4mvp2k]

red mamba!

[TDMVPDPOY]

lol mark hand down man down

[EVAY]

Isn't that two on Klay Thompson?

[hater]

uhoh turnobili sighting

[benefactor]

Blair won't see a single minute when Splitter comes back.

[jeebus]

lol Manu. he's feelin it

[benefactor]

Ha ha...Manu reloaded on his ass.

[TDMVPDPOY]

lol is toni parker going to show up? lol disappearing act

[ElNono]

Manu doing it all, tbh... Neal can't guard Jack

[td4mvp2k]

how can blair not d landry? :lol

[Red Hawk #21]

They called that a blocking foul? LMAO

[hater]

Cojo on curry :tu

[benefactor]

Chucking and surrendering in full effect ATM.

[benefactor]

Marketing execs at Kia need to be lined up and executed.

[ElNono]

turd towers work against D-league teams like the Lakers, but you can't keep running that shit against better teams

[ElNono]

what I want to see if how Golden State reacts if the Spurs go on a run...

[hater]

Bonner trying to get his 2nd good playoff series in a row :wow

[benefactor]

turd towers work against D-league teams like the Lakers, but you can't keep running that shit against better teams
They just need to tread water until Splitter gets back. Hopefully they don't drop this game in the process.

[hater]

Blair redeeming himself

[hater]

Tmac time !!

[ElNono]

Manu steal!

[ElNono]

Tmac time !!

that's kawhi

[Raven]

what about playing some leonard?

[hater]

that's kawhi

I know. :(

[ElNono]

Neal on Jack is suicide... you heard it here first....

[Latarian Milton]

spurs need some time & match practice to get back to top form imho, its for a similar reason why we got defeated at home tonight. sweeping ain't always a good thing i guess, but im still very convinced that the better teams will always finish on the winning side imho

[urunobili]

jeez the Spurs looking slow as hell. GSW are for real

[hater]

kawhi fucking suckin

[benefactor]

Leonard not playing very well right now.

[jeebus]

Spurms coasting until the championship river parade

[td4mvp2k]

Leonard not playing very well right now.

Lmao wtf waz dat?

[benefactor]

Awful.

[jeebus]

:lol this team is gonna be swept

[ElNono]

tony brothers is killing me

[Red Hawk #21]

Great D by the dubs that time...

[SpursFanFirst]

What happened to the chat room?

[urunobili]

Spurs looking bad bad... if GS is half smart they'll take this game...

[Robz4000]

Welp, still kinda early, but it looks like the Dubs are for real. Splitter being a pussy and missing this game is really hurting the Spurs too.

[benefactor]

What happened to the chat room?
Died during the conversion iirc.

[ElNono]

is Tony gonna play again?

[hater]

Danny Green fucking sucks

Kawhi Leonard fucking sucks

[benefactor]

Called very tight so far. Lots of whistles.

[Red Hawk #21]

Good shot Steph

[whitemamba]

:lol parker

[SpursFanFirst]

Boo!

[hater]

Kawhi looks terrible. Did he go party with SJax last nite or something???

[irishock]

Spurs need to take the keys off fake leader and hand it to Manu tbh

[benefactor]

:lol Green

[hater]

:lmao Green missed layup

again :lol

[jeebus]

Green. Why is he so shitty at layups? That's the first thing I fucking learned when playing basketball

[hater]

Green passed the ball back to Curry :lmao

wow take that fucking scrub out

[whitemamba]

steph curry is going to ass rape that french faggot

[hater]

Kawhi getting raped by Clay Thompson :lol

[ElNono]

as shitty as we've played, this is a close game... if Tony shakes off the rust in the second half, we should be in good shape

[benefactor]

Bad foul by Thompson there.

[td4mvp2k]

Tp gunna beat sum heads... klay

[benefactor]

as shitty as we've played, this is a close game... if Tony shakes off the rust in the second half, we should be in good shape
Yup...Pop need to crawl in that ass and spread his spines during halftime.

[urunobili]

we need tony MVP to have a chance on this one game... TD not looking sharp neither Manu and many of the role players. Kawhi shitting his pants TBH

[hater]

why does Parker always fall like a sack of potatoes

[td4mvp2k]

:cry I wanna beat da spurs in SA not 97 :cry

[Spurs9]

We are coasting

[ElNono]

:wow Manu

[benefactor]

Manu says "wake the fuck up."

[TDMVPDPOY]

lol messi

[benefactor]

Manu's gotta shoot that.

[hater]

Manu messed up pass after big dunk :pctoss

[LarryDavid]

:wow Manu

[Red Hawk #21]

Hack-A-Bogut?

[benefactor]

Hack a Bogut working.

[ElNono]

come on Tony

[ElNono]

Hack a Bogut working, but killed all the momentum after det dunk

[td4mvp2k]

Lmao @ spurs d

[ElNono]

can't keep on giving up wide open 3s

[jeebus]

well that was awful

[ElNono]

4 point game... i'll take it... but we need to tighten up that D

[whitemamba]

can't keep on giving up wide open 3s


thats all the warriors do, you think that pop would of figured that out by now..

[J.T.]

Spurs were kind of rusty in the first half. Someone seriously needs to check Curry's birth certificate, dude is clearly only 15 years old.

[td4mvp2k]

Yup...Pop need to crawl in that ass and spread his spines during halftime.

[benefactor]

As far as shitty starts go, that could have been far worse.

[urunobili]

Manu messed up pass after big dunk :pctossHow about Bonner didn't grab it after the deflection and instead of letting it go out tried to grab it? :rolleyes

[Warlord23]

Diaw + Bonner + Blair: 25 minutes, 4 points, 1 reb, 5 fouls :lol

[Trainwreck2100]

Diaw + Bonner + Blair: 25 minutes, 4 points, 1 reb, 5 fouls :lol

ignore the fouls it was the hack A guy shit

[TDMVPDPOY]

spurs playin anally scared being raped

[Salty]

This second half should be a good indicator of how this series will play out

[hater]

Kawhi, Green and Diaw back to playoff form

[AaronY]

God, these Bulls victory highlights are so beautiful..

[Trainwreck2100]

fucking shit Pop has to find a way to force Jackson to coach so he can't be a damn cheerleader. So I don't have to see his stupid speeches every damn timeout

[AaronY]

If they could ever find a black baby that shoots hoops no way they make that commercial..what am I saying be harder to find one that can't do that..

[Trainwreck2100]

They made a grown ups 2?

[benefactor]

Red Mamba getting the start

[oh crap]

Curry

[TDMVPDPOY]

so much for the keeping curry under 15ppg thread

[AaronY]

Curry
Sad to say, might have to bump that thread again tonite unfortunately..Lol DMC..

[benefactor]

Bonner the savior. What the fuck.

[hater]

Kawhi finally woke up

[td4mvp2k]

GS :lol

[Killakobe81]

Dumb pass, great read by KL though

[Brunodf]

Kawhi!

[Trainwreck2100]

MATT FUCKING BONNER IS DOING SHIT!!!!!!

[Trainwreck2100]

Gotta deny Curry the ball out of this timeout so bad

[Clipper Nation]

How the fuck did B:lolnner become a playoff contributor? :lol

[td4mvp2k]

Wtf?

[td4mvp2k]

SOB!

[ElNono]

lol Pop

[td4mvp2k]

Lmao @ deez shooterz

[thunderup]

GS can't miss :lol

[ElNono]

lol the entire GSW team creaming all over Tony's face

[hater]

:lmao spurs getting outplayed at every single position :lmao

Suns series all over?

[hater]

:lmao spurs getting outplayed at every single position :lmao

Suns series all over?

[NASpurs]

Parker getting abused :lmao

[urunobili]

Klay hitting everything...

[TDMVPDPOY]

BONNER with the shittest double team defense

[Spurs9]

80% shooting WTF

[Red Hawk #21]

Great play by Klay!

[ElNono]

come on... that's effort... and lol @ going at Parker every possession

[NASpurs]

:lol I feel bad for Tony, gotta admit. He's getting abused and torn a new one.

[benefactor]

...and Green taketh away.

[FkLA]

Get that French homo the fuck out the game tbh.

[Raven]

bonner looking clueless

[TDMVPDPOY]

and wtf is ginoboli, this is fkn ignorant coachin again

[benefactor]

Thompson picks up another foul. He'll be out until the fourth.

[Raven]

going with neal may be a good move.. going with manu should be better though

[ElNono]

lol Mark Jackson... "play harder"... if Pop gets beat by that guy...

[baseline bum]

Parker with the Nash-esque performance.

[NASpurs]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL Spurs

[Reck]

Sons this one is a freebie from the Spurs.

Duncan and Manu will take care of business from game 2 on. Its about time we all Spurs fans stop counting on Tony to do shit. The faggot is barely a notch above Bonner in key playoff games.

[baseline bum]

Green with the typical bads on the open shot.

[benefactor]

Ezeli is not a very good player.

[td4mvp2k]

Lmao tp... put mills in :lol

[GuerillaBlack]

Sa looking old and wrinkly tbh

[baseline bum]

Spurs go as Parker does :pctoss

[Reck]

And why the fuck are Hawks fans sucking Warriors dick so hard up in this thread? :lol

[benefactor]

Shit...unreal.

[FkLA]

So basically Parker is getting manhandled on one side of the ball because of the size disadvantage but cant take advantage of his speed on the other end? Vintage playoff performance by this homo tbh.

[baseline bum]

Wow, WTF on that screen, Parker?

Oops, was that Joseph?

[ElNono]

shit... you would think we would double Curry at some point?

[NASpurs]

:lmao Curry raping

[Spurs9]

We need to knock that nigga to the floor tbh

[Red Hawk #21]

Steph en fuegooo

[TDMVPDPOY]

lol white flag out hahahah

[Robz4000]

Curry is ridiculous. If he shoots like this all series the Spurs are done.

[Raven]

smh

[redzero]

Curry!

[td4mvp2k]

spurs fans need to get on dat azz

[Spurs9]

Shot earlier was a 2

[oh crap]

Curry could make that shit wit his eyes closed

[Banzai]

Curry spice

[NASpurs]

:lmao this is fucking crazy

[Red Hawk #21]

STEPH MUTHAFUCKIN CURRY

[TDMVPDPOY]

why not chuck KL on curry and force others trying to beat us...

pathetic coachin

[ElNono]

lol Pop putting a rookie on Curry

[TDMVPDPOY]

why not chuck KL on curry and force others trying to beat us...

pathetic coachin

[Spurs9]

We are literally getting dumped on by some curry

[Reck]

1700 guests. :lol

No wonder this site is so slow. Turn that shit off.

[Red Hawk #21]

Why are the Warriors ALWAYS doing this shit?!

[NASpurs]

Only pleasure I get from this game is seeing that chick with the big tits behind the Warriors' bench. :lol

[ElNono]

lol 39 pt quarter... smh Spurs

[HI-FI]

unfucking believable. that little faggot is making everything. Glass Ankle is automatic tonight, shit he's usually automatic. fuck, what an infuriating game. it doesnt' help ST is slower than my bowel movements.

[ColinB]

T-Mac gonna bring us back in the last minute. Can't wait.

[Trainwreck2100]

goddamn if they can cut this shit to 6 by 6 minutes

[Spurs9]

Only pleasure I get from this game is seeing that chick with the big tits behind the Warriors' bench. :lol
:lol

[NASpurs]

PLAY KAWHI YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER

[benefactor]

PLAY KAWHI YOU DUMBMOTHERFUCKER
Pop has to "teach him a lesson" for not playing well.

[ElNono]

Manu going hero while Tony and Tim watch from the bench... come on Pop

[Spurs9]

Why isn't kawhi playing?

[irishock]

How does Mark Jackson beat Pop in the playoffs? :lol

[benefactor]

Spurs...quitters and chuckers.

[baseline bum]

Need to sub McGrady in to make up those 14 points.

[Thebesteva]

8:27 away from Spur fans going like this

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/1160261/melting-face-o.gif

[TDMVPDPOY]

live by the 3, die by the 3

this stupid series reminds me of 06 series against the mavs, where small ball beat us very badly

[NASpurs]

It's deflating as a fan being hyped for a game for almost a week and watching your team come out flat as well as get torched like this. I wonder what the gameplan for game 2 is going to be for Curry and abusing whoever Parker is guarding.

[TDMVPDPOY]

live by the 3, die by the 3

this stupid series reminds me of 06 series against the mavs, where small ball beat us very badly

[benefactor]

Thompson is a good player but damn he's a foul machine.

[HI-FI]

losing is one thing, but losing to Mark Jackson is unbearable. most annoying motherfucker, seconded only by his wife's national anthem.

[ElNono]

:pop: "They made shots"

[TDMVPDPOY]

now the clown coach puts KL on curry...watta turd

[Red Hawk #21]

That was not a continuation.

[ElNono]

lol Pop schooled by a 15 year old

[benefactor]

Duncan's help defense around the rim has been fucking awful by his standards.

[TDMVPDPOY]

so m uch for the run when you allow curry to drive like that

[Spurs9]

We need to have tmac clothesline curry into the stands

[NASpurs]

:lol man Steph's unbelievable and the Spurs look slow as shit

[ElNono]

can' make a shot for shit Manu

[TDMVPDPOY]

dont cry for me argentinaaaaa

[HI-FI]

Manu playing like shit today, except for that dunk.

[Phillip]

:lmao spurs

[Banzai]

http://www.gannett-cdn.com/media/USATODAY/USATODAY/2013/05/01/curry-reax-4_3_r536_c534.jpg?1b79b3da202957124496e3768cfb7b67 cdb10c81

[ElNono]

Make that nobody can't make a fucking shot

[Red Hawk #21]

Klay Thompson got rigged tonight smfh

[baseline bum]

It's ok to lose game 1 at home, but to never look competitive?

[midnightpulp]

Has Manu done anything in the playoffs since '05?

[TDMVPDPOY]

lol fake ass leader gettin shown up by a curry in a hurry

[Bill_Brasky]

Just got home :lmao is this real life?

God damn that's some sad shit.

[Bill_Brasky]

Just got home :lmao is this real life?

God damn that's some sad shit.

[HI-FI]

great, here comes the AIDS.

[irishock]

Is Webber drunk?

[redzero]

Poor Dick.

[baseline bum]

TP padding them numbers!

[ElNono]

5/19 this quarter... nobody can't hit shit

[TDMVPDPOY]

lol whose the paki indian clown

[ElNono]

come on Pop, put in Bonner now that we have momentum and seal the deal

[Floyd Pacquiao]

pop really shit the bed tonight tbh tp too

[baseline bum]

Fuck that tackle commercial.

[oh crap]

what the fuck is going on?

[Banzai]

lol warriors choke

[HI-FI]

Has Manu done anything in the playoffs since '05?

i'm sure CoM will pull out some Frank Lutz-esque advanced metrics. least we'll be able to resign him at bargain rates. still, i should remain positive, i feel a run coming on.

[DJ Mbenga]

the spurs absorbed the lakers TOSB powers

[thunderup]

:lol Spurs loss today overshadowed by the Heat's loss but wow this is embarrassing yall.

[baseline bum]

Wow, wtf

[ElNono]

goddamn Tony...

[Spurs9]

the spurs absorbed the lakers TOSB powers
You mean we got raped but a lucky sob who can't miss any shot