Is it safe to bet my unborn child's college fund on the Heat moneyline tomorrow?

[DeadlyDynasty]

-1200

[Technique]

You get what if you win, 1220?

[unforeseen]

Bet $1220 to win $1 tbh. Stern will make sure of it.

[DeadlyDynasty]

I win w/e amount I bet. If I lose, I pay 12-fold

EDIT: I might have that backwards, haven't made a ML bet in a minute

[Thebesteva]

If you are a black it doesn't matter, spend the money cuz that little niglet will be dead by 18. Any other race and I say spend it on the kids education so he can contribute to society and keep black people down.

[FkLA]

No way the Heatles go down 0-2. As safe as a sports bet can be imo.

[Technique]

If you are a black it doesn't matter, spend the money cuz that little niglet will be dead by 18. Any other race and I say spend it on the kids education so he can contribute to society and keep black people down.

If he were black he'd buy 80 gold chains. Then have to give away each chain away one by one for child support

[Thebesteva]

If he were black he'd buy 80 gold chains. Then have to give away each chain away one by one for child support

BTW I'm not a racist, I have nothing but the utmost respect for chocolate faces.

[unforeseen]

If you are a black it doesn't matter, spend the money cuz that little niglet will be dead by 18. Any other race and I say spend it on the kids education so he can contribute to society and keep black people down.

Damn. Sounds like hockey is your sport. :lol

[Thebesteva]

Damn. Sounds like hockey is your sport. :lol

Sir I'm not a racist...racism is a crime......





















































and crime is for blacks

[DMC]

You'd possibly be betting someone else's money.

[Latarian Milton]

you can't beat inflation anyway. the money you've saved for him ain't gonna be worth a shit by the time your child (who's still unborn) reaches college age imho

[LarryDavid]

I win w/e amount I bet. If I lose, I pay 12-fold

EDIT: I might have that backwards, haven't made a ML bet in a minute

If the odds are -1200, you have to wager $1200 to win $100.

[LnGrrrR]

If the odds are -1200, you have to wager $1200 to win $100.

:lmao Wow, Vegas is pretty sure about this win. It'd be hilarious to see Bulls go up 2-0 though.

[100%duncan]

Heat ain't goin down 0-2 tbh.

[Killakobe81]

Bet the farm, LeBron will Input God mode for tonights game all attributes will be a 99 including speed, power and ability to hit contested shots in traffic.

[Blake]

What's the spread?

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

I'd exercise caution. With the Thunder looking all too vulnerable and a "boring" team from a fly over state likely representing the West David Stern may double down on the Heat scripting in order to get the most possible value out of his lone marketable asset. They're going to need every last one of the possible 20 Miami games remaining to make any money this offseason. Look for the Bulls to claim a 3-0 series lead before Miami finds their championship spirit and storms back to take the win.

[LarryDavid]

What's the spread?

Miami by 12.5

[Blake]

Miami by 12.5

Damn. that's incredibly high for a playoff game.

I think Miami pulls a New York and puts a beating on the Bulls tonight, but that's still just too high to touch it.

I'd rather put my money on the Spurs tonight. No bias.

[Blake]

Miami by 12.5

Damn. that's incredibly high for a playoff game.

I think Miami pulls a New York and puts a beating on the Bulls tonight, but that's still just too high to touch it.

I'd rather put my money on the Spurs tonight. No bias.

[AaronY]

^You can say that again..

[Blake]

I see what you did there

[ambchang]

Given the spread, you might as well invest in a bond or some mutual funds. Assuming a 5% per annum return compounded annually, you will be up $100 in 1.64 years (that's one year and about 7 months and 21 days). Even provided that you have a baby in the oven, you are set to get $2,887.943 based on a $1,200 original investment after 18 years.

Even if you were to put it in a bank at 2% per annum, you will get $100 after about 4 years, and $1,713.90 (that's $513.90 extra) after 18 years.

[Blake]

Given the spread, you might as well invest in a bond or some mutual funds. Assuming a 5% per annum return compounded annually, you will be up $100 in 1.64 years (that's one year and about 7 months and 21 days). Even provided that you have a baby in the oven, you are set to get $2,887.943 based on a $1,200 original investment after 18 years.

Even if you were to put it in a bank at 2% per annum, you will get $100 after about 4 years, and $1,713.90 (that's $513.90 extra) after 18 years.

Whoa. That'll REALLY make the game interesting.

[LarryDavid]

Even if you were to put it in a bank at 2% per annum, you will get $100 after about 4 years, and $1,713.90 (that's $513.90 extra) after 18 years.

Or just put down $110 on the Bulls to cover the spread and win $100 in 3 hours.

[AaronY]

Whoa. That'll REALLY make the game interesting.
Lol

[unforeseen]

Did you bet?

[DMC]

Given the spread, you might as well invest in a bond or some mutual funds. Assuming a 5% per annum return compounded annually, you will be up $100 in 1.64 years (that's one year and about 7 months and 21 days). Even provided that you have a baby in the oven, you are set to get $2,887.943 based on a $1,200 original investment after 18 years.

Even if you were to put it in a bank at 2% per annum, you will get $100 after about 4 years, and $1,713.90 (that's $513.90 extra) after 18 years.

I almost got a twitch when I read about your annum then I saw the price and lost it.