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Cant_Be_Faded
07-10-2005, 05:32 PM
hey dont look at me im just keeping the favorite threads going....

"get to tha choppa"

OnlyOneGinobili
07-10-2005, 05:44 PM
The Big Lebowski has a crap load of quotes that I use everyday, but my favorite has to be from Jesus.

Jesus Quintana: You ready to be fucked man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.

The Dude: Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."

The Dude: Jesus.

Jesus Quintana: You said it man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

Walter Sobchak: Eight year-olds, Dude.

I guess its more of a segment.

Summers
07-10-2005, 06:08 PM
"First you wanna kill me; now you wanna kiss me. Blow!" Army of Darkness

TheAdmiral#50
07-10-2005, 06:12 PM
Conan, what is good in life?

"TO CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES, TO SEE THEM DRIVEN BEFORE YOU, AND TO HEAR THE LAMENTATIONS OF THEIR WOMEN!"

NZHayden
07-10-2005, 06:19 PM
"peyow peyow"

Mr. Ash
07-10-2005, 06:31 PM
Jack Burton: 'Like I told my last wife, I said, "Honey, I never drive faster than I can see, and besides... it's all in the reflexes."'

1369
07-10-2005, 06:38 PM
"What's that watermelon doing there?"

Mark in Austin
07-10-2005, 07:10 PM
"Now I want you to reach in that bag, and get me my wallet."

"...Which one is it?"

"It's the one that says bad motha fucka."

Summers
07-10-2005, 08:35 PM
Conan, what is good in life?

"TO CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES, TO SEE THEM DRIVEN BEFORE YOU, AND TO HEAR THE LAMENTATIONS OF THEIR WOMEN!"

:lol My husband kept saying that during the finals.

Zombie
07-10-2005, 08:47 PM
"It's like rollin eggs in the sand" Goin South

mookie2001
07-10-2005, 08:52 PM
"! Oye Cruzito!... congratulations!"


"sorry senor...we don't have any TOORRRTTTILLLAAAAAAASSSS"



Blood in Blood Out, Bound by Honor

TheAdmiral#50
07-10-2005, 08:55 PM
:lol My husband kept saying that during the finals.

HAHA! Me too! :tu

Ed Helicopter Jones
07-10-2005, 08:55 PM
"You can DOOOOO it!!!" <-- (nearly) every Adam Sandler movie ever made.

Jules Winnfield
07-10-2005, 10:30 PM
http://restauratrice.altervista.org/jules.jpg

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

Duff McCartney
07-10-2005, 10:33 PM
"You must be outta yo god damn mind...Joe Lewis the greatest boxer that ever lived."

Cant_Be_Faded
07-10-2005, 10:34 PM
http://restauratrice.altervista.org/jules.jpg

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."


who didnt see that coming a mile away

mookie2001
07-10-2005, 10:40 PM
ive got the ultimate movie line in my signature
i say it all the time

tw05baller
06-25-2006, 11:38 PM
bump

Jekka
06-25-2006, 11:50 PM
"I could peel you like a pear and God himself would call it justice."

... and most other Katharine Hepburn lines in The Lion in Winter.

DirkAB
06-26-2006, 12:20 AM
The Ringer

"Incredible; that guy is the Deion Sanders of retards."

trueD
06-26-2006, 12:23 AM
"Uh, we don't use 'em" - Rocky Balboa (when asked by an investor if he wanted to invest in condominiums.)

E20
06-26-2006, 12:28 AM
Chief: Cobra what the hell are you thinking? You just blew up that section of the Mall?????

Cobra: I don't shop there.


OWNED!!!!

Trainwreck2100
06-26-2006, 12:33 AM
I swear to God

"SWEAR TO ME!!"

DirkAB
06-26-2006, 12:35 AM
Royal Tenenbaums

"Well, everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't."

Spurfect
06-26-2006, 12:37 AM
I have to go. I cut my foot earlier and my shoe is filling up with blood.

DirkAB
06-26-2006, 12:37 AM
Caddyshack

"This is good stuff. I got it from a Negro. You're probably so high already you don't even know it."

DirkAB
06-26-2006, 12:49 AM
Caddyshack

"License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. "

DirkAB
06-26-2006, 12:50 AM
Caddyshack

"So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice. "

DirkAB
06-26-2006, 12:56 AM
Caddyshack

"This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff. "

DirkAB
06-26-2006, 12:57 AM
Caddyshack

"I smell varmint poontang. And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think."

Johnny_Blaze_47
06-26-2006, 12:58 AM
"No runs on one hit - that's all we got is one goddamn hit?!"

"You can't say goddamn on the air."

"Ah, don't worry. Nobody's listening anyway."

Johnny_Blaze_47
06-26-2006, 12:59 AM
Pedro Cerrano: Bats, they are sick. I cannot hit curveball. Straightball I hit it very much. Curveball, bats are afraid. I ask Jobu to come, take fear from bats. I offer him cigar, rum. He will come.

Eddie Harris: You know you might think about taking Jesus Christ as your savior instead of fooling around with all this stuff.

Jake Taylor: Shit, Harris!

Pedro Cerrano: Jesus, I like him very much, but he no help with curveball.

Eddie Harris: You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

Johnny_Blaze_47
06-26-2006, 01:02 AM
I fucking love "Major League."

DirkAB
06-26-2006, 01:14 AM
"You may run like Mayes but you hit like shit."

Johnny_Blaze_47
06-26-2006, 01:15 AM
The funniest part of this is I met an old Indians manager tonight.

http://www.baseball-almanac.com/players/pics/doc_edwards_autograph.jpg

RashoFan
06-26-2006, 01:21 AM
don't forget......."(Are you crying?) There's no crying in baseball"

Johnny_Blaze_47
06-26-2006, 01:22 AM
don't forget......."(Are you crying?) There's no crying in baseball"

You know why I started hating that quote? Broadcasters use it all the fucking time.

JMarkJohns
06-26-2006, 03:53 AM
Anything, pre-talkies...

SA Gunslinger
06-26-2006, 06:03 AM
"Isn't that just like a wop, brings a knife to a gunfight?"

tlongII
06-26-2006, 11:00 AM
Go ahead. Make my day.

spurs_fan_in_exile
06-26-2006, 11:05 AM
"You still don't get it, do you? He'll find her. It's what he does. It's all he does! You can't stop him. He'll wade right through you, reach down her throat and pull out her fucking heart!"

TheTruth
06-26-2006, 11:14 AM
Fuck you JoBu, I do it myself.

midgetonadonkey
06-26-2006, 11:16 AM
One point twenty-one gigawatts!!

jman3000
06-26-2006, 11:21 AM
"You have helped me reach the next level. And here I was starting to think you were just a sadistic psycho bitch."

"Yes, a tiny net is a death sentence, it's a net and it's tiny!"

Boston George
06-26-2006, 11:23 AM
Rocco: we could kill them all
Brother: im strangely comfortable with that

Condemned 2 HelLA
06-26-2006, 11:26 AM
"Where do you get off having tits?!?!?!?"

ORION
06-26-2006, 11:34 AM
Ya'll a bunch of slack-jawed faggots ! This stuff will make you a gotdamn sexual tyrannosaurus.
yeah? Well strap this on your sore ass ........

midgetonadonkey
06-26-2006, 11:38 AM
Hey, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think unicorns are kick ass!

ORION
06-26-2006, 11:40 AM
who wants a mustache ride ?!?!

ORION
06-26-2006, 11:44 AM
and that was the second time I got crabs .....

midgetonadonkey
06-26-2006, 11:45 AM
You Boys Like Mexico!!!

ORION
06-26-2006, 11:49 AM
Dimpus Burger Guy : "Do you want to Dimpisize your meal for a quarter more?"
Farva: "Want me to punchisize your face for free?"

DarkReign
06-26-2006, 11:52 AM
Lead 'em (https://home.comcast.net/~darkreign/Media/Sounds/FullmetalJacket/leadem.wav)

TheTruth
06-26-2006, 11:52 AM
It smells like sex in here.

Trainwreck2100
06-26-2006, 11:52 AM
"Passes it to Goldberg, wait it's not Goldberg"

"The Goalie!!!!!!!"

"It's knuckle puck time"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Jimcs50
06-26-2006, 11:58 AM
Yippee-ki-yay, Motherfucker

j-6
06-26-2006, 12:08 PM
"Eight hundred leaf-tables and no chairs? You can't sell leaf-tables and no chairs. Chairs, you got a dinette set. No chairs, you got dick!"

"Son, you got a panty on your head."

"I don't know...they were jammies! They had Yodas and shit on 'em!"

"I'll be taking these Huggies...and whatever cash you got. And make it quick, I'm in dutch with the wife."

Vizzini
06-26-2006, 12:23 PM
The Big Lebowski has a crap load of quotes that I use everyday, but my favorite has to be from Jesus.

Jesus Quintana: You ready to be fucked man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.

The Dude: Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."

The Dude: Jesus.

Jesus Quintana: You said it man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

Walter Sobchak: Eight year-olds, Dude.

I guess its more of a segment.


Such a great and classic movie. I just watched it again last week, it never gets old.

Here's a few more:

The Dude: Fuck sympathy! I don't need your fuckin' sympathy, man, I need my fucking johnson!

Walter Sobchak: This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!

Walter Sobchak: What the fuck are you talking about? The chinaman is not the issue here, Dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.

Walter Sobchak: Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

The Dude: Fuckin' Quintana... that creep can roll, man.
Walter Sobchak: Yeah, but he's a pervert, Dude.
The Dude: Yeah.
Walter Sobchak: No, he's a sex offender. With a record. He served 6 months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight year old.
The Dude: Oh!
Walter Sobchak: When he moved to Hollywood he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a pederast.
Donny: What's a... pederast, Walter?
Walter Sobchak: Shut the fuck up, Donny.

Walter Sobchak: What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. He's not taking your fucking turn, Dude.

Walter Sobchak: Now so far, we have what appears to me to be a series of victimless crimes.


And there sre so many more, it is just a great movie full of hillarious lines. Walter Sobchak may be the funniest character in any movie, at least in my humble opinion.

DirkAB
06-26-2006, 12:33 PM
Office Space

I'll be honest with you, I love his music, I do, I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, it doesn't get any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman".

DirkAB
06-26-2006, 12:35 PM
Office Space

Well-well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?

DirkAB
06-26-2006, 12:40 PM
Office Space

Well you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Just take a look at my cousin, he's broke, don't do shit.

ShoogarBear
06-26-2006, 01:07 PM
"I could peel you like a pear and God himself would call it justice."

... and most other Katharine Hepburn lines in The Lion in Winter.

"Piss on your peace."

"Of course he has a knife, he always has a knife, we all have knives! It's 1183 and we're barbarians!"

polandprzem
06-26-2006, 01:10 PM
"Both (all?) you motherfuckers are crazy"

But I can't remember the movie

ORION
06-26-2006, 01:12 PM
Wait a second, I have an idea. You
go over and introduce yourself. That
way you can build me up so when I
come along I won't have to brag about
myself. Tell her I'm good-looking
and I'm rich and I have a rapist's
wit.

ORION
06-26-2006, 01:15 PM
HARRY
Oh, I've trained them, bathed them,
clipped them; I've even bred them.

MARY
Really? Any unusual breeding?

HARRY
Nah, mostly just doggie-style. But
one time we successfully mated a
Bulldog and a Shitzu.

MARY
Really? That's weird.

HARRY
Yeah. We called it a Bullshit.
Just a little breeder joke.

DirkAB
06-26-2006, 01:16 PM
"Both (all?) you motherfuckers are crazy"

But I can't remember the movie

That has to be White Men Can't Jump.



"Both you motherfuckers are crazy. I'm going to my car......get my other gun. Shoot everybody's ass."

Gatita
06-26-2006, 01:50 PM
Rev. Brown: He helped Joshua fight the battle of Jericho, he helped Daniel get out the lion's den, he helped Gilligan get off the island.

spurs_fan_in_exile
06-26-2006, 01:52 PM
"That knife's gonna look awful funny shoved up your ass."

ShoogarBear
06-26-2006, 02:03 PM
I can't believe somebody hasn't already said this one:

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum."

spurs_fan_in_exile
06-26-2006, 02:08 PM
From "Three Amigos":

"It's a sweater!"

ORION
06-26-2006, 02:12 PM
Private Joker ! I like you , I want to come to my house for dinner and fuck my sister

mikejones99
06-26-2006, 02:12 PM
Movie is the Aristocrats. Quote is Cunt cunt cunt

TheSanityAnnex
06-26-2006, 02:16 PM
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas was like an entire movie that could be quoted. Here are some of my favorites.......

Raoul Duke, "We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole multi colored collection of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon."


Dr. Gonzo, "As your attorney, I advise you to take a hit out of the little brown flask in my shaving kit."

Dr. Gonzo, "Sounds like big trouble. You're going to need plenty of legal advice before this thing is over. As your attorney, I advise you to rent a very fast car with no top. And you'll need the cocaine. Tape recorder for special messages. Acapulco shirts. Get the hell out of L.A. for at least 48 hours."


Raoul Duke, "Ah, devil ether. It makes you behave like the village drunkard in some early Irish novel. Total loss of all basic motor function. Blurred vision, no balance, numb tongue. The mind recoils in horror, unable to communicate with the spinal column. Which is interesting because you can actually watch yourself behaving in this terrible way, but you can't control it."



Raoul Duke, "A drug person can learn to handle such things as seeing their dead grandmother crawling up their leg with a knife in her teeth. But no one should be asked to deal with this trip."


I could go on forever. That movie kicked ass.

MoSpur
06-26-2006, 02:17 PM
"They've done studies you know. Sixty percent of the time, it works all the time."

ShoogarBear
06-26-2006, 02:18 PM
Private Joker ! I like you , I want to come to my house for dinner and fuck my sister

Quoting anything from the first hour of Full Metal Jacket is waved off for being too easy.

MoSpur
06-26-2006, 02:26 PM
"Alright guys, I'm not gonna lie to you. This is gonna get kinda weird. Two dragons."

ORION
06-26-2006, 02:26 PM
Quoting anything from the first hour of Full Metal Jacket is waved off for being too easy.
ok.... how about
If I'm dieing for a word then my word is poontang

ORION
06-26-2006, 02:27 PM
john holmes porno-
This might hurt a little

Spurminator
06-26-2006, 02:30 PM
http://www.latinoreview.com/films_2005/fox/elektra/images3/zod.jpg

I win. I always win. Is there no one on this planet to even challenge me?

polandprzem
06-26-2006, 02:31 PM
That has to be White Men Can't Jump.



"Both you motherfuckers are crazy. I'm going to my car......get my other gun. Shoot everybody's ass."

:lmao

Yes that was it :tu

spurs_fan_in_exile
06-26-2006, 02:36 PM
A random sampling of my favs:

"Oh, in two hundred years we've gone from 'I regret that I have but one life to give for my country,' to 'Fuck you'?"


"In my day we'd take someone like you out back and beat him with a hose, but nowadays you guys have your damn unions."
"Sir, you know I've never been a pro-union guy."

"Quick impression for you. Caw-caw. BANG! 'Fuck! I'm dead!'"

"Why's everybody after this chick? Does she have beer flavored nipples or something?"

ShoogarBear
06-26-2006, 02:38 PM
Okay, you asked for it:

"You'd better get your head and your ass wired together, or I will take a giant shit on you."

"Then how about getting with the program? Why don't you jump on the team and come on in for the big win?"

"We are here to help the Vietnamese, because inside every gook there is an American trying to get out."

"How can you shoot women , children?"
"Easy, you just don't lead them as much."

"All right ...Ann-Margret and entourage are due here next week. I want someone to be there on the airfield and stick with her for a couple of days. Uh, Rafterman, you take it."
"Aye-aye, sir."
"Get me some good low-angle stuff. Don't make it too obvious, but I want to see fur and early morning dew."

Taco
06-26-2006, 02:55 PM
http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0078788/th-AU20_1_01.jpg

Kilgore: I love the smell of napalm in the morning

****

Kilgore: How're you feeling, Jimmy?
Door Gunner: Like a mean motherfucker, sir!

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
06-26-2006, 03:01 PM
I wanted to see exotic Vietnam... the crown jewel of Southeast Asia. I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture... and kill them. I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill!

jman3000
06-26-2006, 03:04 PM
some ones from blazing saddles:

I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists

Lamarr: Qualifications?
Applicant: Rape, murder, arson, and rape.
Lamarr: You said rape twice.
Applicant: I like rape.
Lamarr: Charming. Sign right here.

What's a dazzling urbanite like you doing in a rustic setting like this?

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
06-26-2006, 03:05 PM
Be advised, I'm mean nasty and tired. I eat concertina wire and piss napalm and I could put a round through a fleas ass at 300 yards. So why don't you hump somebody else's leg mutt-face before I push yours in.

ShoogarBear
06-26-2006, 03:08 PM
"Candygram for Mongo!"

"Excuse me while I whip this out."

"Somebody's got to go back for a shitload of dimes!"

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
06-26-2006, 03:10 PM
Mongo only pawn in game of life.

ShoogarBear
06-26-2006, 03:11 PM
"Little bastard shot me in the ass."

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
06-26-2006, 03:12 PM
More beans, Mr. Taggert?

katyon6th
06-26-2006, 03:14 PM
Eskimo pussy is mighty cold.

ShoogarBear
06-26-2006, 03:15 PM
"I didn't get a harumph out of that guy!"

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
06-26-2006, 03:15 PM
You use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore...

katyon6th
06-26-2006, 03:16 PM
Do you feel dizzy? Do you feel faint! Jesus H. Christ! I think you've got a hard-on!

spurs_fan_in_exile
06-26-2006, 03:17 PM
"The sheriff is a ni-"

BONG!!!

"What did he say?"
"He said the sheriff is near."

jman3000
06-26-2006, 03:18 PM
and of course you can never forget spaceballs:

HELMET: Who made that man a gunner?
MAJOR: I did, sir. He's my cousin.
HELMET: Who is he?
SANDURZ: He's an Asshole, sir.
HELMET: I know that. What's his name?
SANDURZ: That is his name, sir. Asshole, Major Asshole.
HELMET: And his cousin?
SANDURZ: He's an Asshole, too, sir. Gunner's-mate, 1st Class, Philip Asshole.
HELMET: How many Assholes we got on this ship, anyhow?
ALL: Yo!
HELMET: I knew it. I'm surrounded by Assholes. Keep firing, Assholes.

I'm a mog. Half-man, half-dog. I'm my own best friend.

So, Lone Starr, now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.

I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

Condemned 2 HelLA
06-26-2006, 03:18 PM
"Tell them I said 'Ow!'.
Got it!"

Condemned 2 HelLA
06-26-2006, 03:19 PM
"Hey, boys! Look what I've got here!"
"Hey, where all the white women at?"

DarkReign
06-26-2006, 03:19 PM
"That knife's gonna look awful funny shoved up your ass."

Clint Eastwood - The Long Rider (or something like that?)

ShoogarBear
06-26-2006, 03:19 PM
"I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots."

Slim Pickens rules.

spurs_fan_in_exile
06-26-2006, 03:21 PM
Clint Eastwood - The Long Rider (or something like that?)

High Plains Drifter, I think.

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
06-26-2006, 03:21 PM
Clint Eastwood - The Long Rider (or something like that?)


High Plains Drifter

Condemned 2 HelLA
06-26-2006, 03:23 PM
Another classic Clint quote:
"A man's got to know his limitations.".

DarkReign
06-26-2006, 03:23 PM
Everything he hits, he destroys!

DarkReign
06-26-2006, 03:24 PM
High Plains Drifter

Just watched that flick this weekend, too.

Ah well....

spurs_fan_in_exile
06-26-2006, 03:25 PM
Everything he hits, he destroys!

"If he dies, he dies."

"I must break you."

Drago = bad ass

DarkReign
06-26-2006, 03:37 PM
"If he dies, he dies."

"I must break you."

Drago = bad ass

w3rd

"Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs..."

Taco
06-26-2006, 04:04 PM
Toomey: Epstein, Arnold B.
Arnold Epstein: Ho, ho!
Toomey: Are there two Arnold Epsteins in this company?
Arnold Epstein: No, sergeant.
Toomey: But I heard more than one Ho.
Arnold Epstein: Yes, sergeant.
Toomey: Epstein, Arnold B.
Arnold Epstein: Ho!
Toomey: One more time.
Arnold Epstein: Ho!
Toomey: Do I make myself clear, Epstein?
Arnold Epstein: Ho!
Toomey: Do I make myself clear, Jerome?
Jerome: Ho, yes!
Toomey: Ho what?
Jerome: Ho nothing!
Toomey: Are you having trouble understanding me, Jerome?
Jerome: Ho no. I mean, no ho, sergent. Just plain ho.

Drill Instructor
06-26-2006, 04:32 PM
Eskimo pussy is mighty cold.


MMM GOOD! FEELS GOOD!

Drill Instructor
06-26-2006, 04:32 PM
Do you feel dizzy? Do you feel faint! Jesus H. Christ! I think you've got a hard-on!

Drop and give me 25!

Drago
06-26-2006, 04:34 PM
Everything he hits, he destroys!

I must break you!

Sgt. Toomey
06-26-2006, 04:35 PM
Toomey: Epstein, Arnold B.
Arnold Epstein: Ho, ho!
Toomey: Are there two Arnold Epsteins in this company?
Arnold Epstein: No, sergeant.
Toomey: But I heard more than one Ho.
Arnold Epstein: Yes, sergeant.
Toomey: Epstein, Arnold B.
Arnold Epstein: Ho!
Toomey: One more time.
Arnold Epstein: Ho!
Toomey: Do I make myself clear, Epstein?
Arnold Epstein: Ho!
Toomey: Do I make myself clear, Jerome?
Jerome: Ho, yes!
Toomey: Ho what?
Jerome: Ho nothing!
Toomey: Are you having trouble understanding me, Jerome?
Jerome: Ho no. I mean, no ho, sergent. Just plain ho.

You would need three promotions to get to be an asshole.

Pee-Wee Herman
06-26-2006, 04:37 PM
That's my name, don't wear it out.

Paulie
06-26-2006, 04:39 PM
It's the fittest of the survival.

Rocky Balboa
06-26-2006, 04:41 PM
Well, ya see, sir I understand you're lookin' for sparrin' partners for Apollo, and I jus' want ta let ya know that I am very available.

Sense
06-26-2006, 04:42 PM
Gots to be "Say HELLO TO MY LIL FREND!"

Al Pacino
06-26-2006, 04:44 PM
"Why don't you try stickin' jou head up jour ass -- see if it fits"

Clubber Lang
06-26-2006, 04:46 PM
Interviewer: Do you hate Rocky?
Clubber Lang: No, I don't hate Balboa. I pity the fool.

Mickey Goldmill
06-26-2006, 04:47 PM
''Your gonna eat lightning, and your gonna crap thunder'' !

DirkAB
06-26-2006, 04:54 PM
Seriously, who made all those accounts for the movie characters? It has to be the same person.

ORION
06-26-2006, 04:59 PM
yeah lets get some burgers ...fur burgers !

Justin_ Timberlake
06-26-2006, 05:00 PM
Seriously, who made all those accounts for the movie characters? It has to be the same person.


I was thinking the same thing but all of them are currently viewing this thread so im not sure how its possible

Cant_Be_Faded
06-26-2006, 05:27 PM
Hey, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think unicorns are kick ass!


hahahahahaha
COCK

ROCKETTTTT

katyon6th
06-26-2006, 05:38 PM
Seriously, who made all those accounts for the movie characters? It has to be the same person.

I know who it is, that asshole.

Cant_Be_Faded
06-26-2006, 05:40 PM
its the truth, kira's lovable twin brother

katyon6th
06-26-2006, 05:41 PM
No CBF, not that asshole. And don't call me Kira.

Thank you.

Cant_Be_Faded
06-26-2006, 05:49 PM
its so much more sensual than katy though

DavidWooderson
06-26-2006, 05:50 PM
alright alright alright

Nacho Libre
06-26-2006, 05:51 PM
Take it Easy

Cant_Be_Faded
06-26-2006, 05:52 PM
now i happen to know for a fact david wooderson = bigdaddymatty

Ron Slater
06-26-2006, 05:53 PM
Imagine how many people out there are fuckin' right now man, just goin' at it.

katyon6th
06-26-2006, 05:54 PM
its so much more sensual than katy though

Can I call you Romeo?

George W Bush
06-26-2006, 06:14 PM
Fahrenheit 9/11

"Mission Accomplished"

Trainwreck2100
06-26-2006, 11:29 PM
"Passes it to Goldberg, wait it's not Goldberg"

"The Goalie!!!!!!!"

"It's knuckle puck time"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO"