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TheGoldStandard
05-09-2013, 10:40 PM
I've decided to do everything possible to increase my vertical jump. If Nate Robinson can dunk then why can't I? As it stands if a regulation hoop was 9 feet tall I'd be rolling.

KoolAid Mans Brother
05-09-2013, 10:45 PM
If you're not black then you should just give up now

jag
05-09-2013, 10:47 PM
I've decided to do everything possible to increase my vertical jump. If Nate Robinson can dunk then why can't I?

Genetics. You might have bad ones.

Avante
05-09-2013, 10:59 PM
Nope.

Strap some ankle weights on, and leap frog across a football field. Do that 4/5 days a week for a month. I guarantee after 30 days you'll be able to jump a little higher, then simply proceed.

While some things do favor a particular race jumping high isn't one of them. Most of the worlds great high jumpers are from Europe. But a black cat holds the WR.

Latarian Milton
05-09-2013, 11:44 PM
niggas have extra calf muscles. if your a nigga too you can possible make yourself a springy man through hard training. no racist but if you're white you better not work too hard in jump training unless you wanna fuck up your knees before your 30th birthday like bobby sura and brent barry tbh

Avante
05-09-2013, 11:48 PM
niggas have extra calf muscles. if your a nigga too you can possible make yourself a springy man through hard training. no racist but if you're white you better not work too hard in jump training unless you wanna fuck up your knees before your 30th birthday like bobby sura and brent barry tbh

Try...longer calf muscles...not extra, ok?

Koolaid_Man
05-10-2013, 12:04 AM
If you're not black then you should just give up now

Couldn't have said it better myself bro...I used to think this was impossible until I ran into white and Mexican Spur fan..

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Avante
05-10-2013, 12:15 AM
As if we haven't seen all that before, wow! Still new to you obviously.

Koolaid_Man
05-10-2013, 12:20 AM
As if we haven't seen all that before, wow! Still new to you obviously.

^ of course you have....:lmao right in your face :lol

avante clowning himself par the course :lmao

Avante
05-10-2013, 12:23 AM
^ of course you have....:lmao right in your face :lol

avante clowning himself par the course :lmao

Poor little guy.

Viva Las Espuelas
05-10-2013, 12:23 AM
DMC
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:lmao
What a jackass :lol

Latarian Milton
05-10-2013, 01:36 AM
as a lifelong celibate i feel extremely lucky that i never have to deal with them bitches & shits tbh

Jacob1983
05-10-2013, 01:54 AM
Viewer discretion advised

The Reckoning
05-10-2013, 03:07 AM
:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao


seriously spitting up my goon

symple19
05-10-2013, 03:56 AM
:lmao

lefty
05-10-2013, 04:02 AM
:lol

symple19
05-10-2013, 04:07 AM
This thread will be a rude awakening for some of our more squeamish members :lol

leemajors
05-10-2013, 05:38 AM
lot of time spent cleaning those dicks in ms paint tbh

Leetonidas
05-10-2013, 05:57 AM
what the fuck did i click on

Woo Bum-kon
05-10-2013, 06:16 AM
Kool is such a homo.

Heath Ledger
05-10-2013, 06:19 AM
Not a good thread for Vegans.

TDMVPDPOY
05-10-2013, 06:50 AM
koolaid the nigga delivering truth bombs to the white clowns

symple19
05-10-2013, 08:21 AM
lot of time spent cleaning those dicks in ms paint tbh

:lol

Drachen
05-10-2013, 09:13 AM
when I was a teenager I used to stand in front of my garage and jump as high as I could and touch the house, then pick a point above where I touched and just keep jumping until I reached that point, rinse repeat. This way you can visualize your goal and achieve it. Also, any time I was just standing around I would go up and down off of my tip-toes rapidly to work out my calves. I could probably get an hour a day of that spread out across the whole day.

Koolaid_Man
05-10-2013, 02:00 PM
as a lifelong celibate i feel extremely lucky that i never have to deal with them bitches & shits tbh

for a guy who doesn't know what pussy feels like...you sure talk a ton of shit about it...

Koolaid_Man
05-10-2013, 02:04 PM
Kool is such a homo.

feeling left out my Asiatic brother? don't worry there's plenty of Asian cucks too