Choke job. Simple as that.

[midnightpulp]

10 missed FTs. 2 fuckin points the last 8 minutes of the game, including overtime. Manu was the only one who played like he didn't have a pair of testicles jammed in his throat. Bogut destroyed Duncan. And Parker proved his last game was a fluke and he still ain't close to the superstar he needs to be for this team to have any chance at a Finals berth.

The Lakers could've beaten Golden State tonight.

Now these bums forced themselves into a must win situation, when conditions were absolutely perfect for a blowout win. Curry hobbled. Bogut in foul trouble all game. Manu finally showing up.

Unacceptable to lose this game.

[jeebus]

Coach Kirby would've pulled this game out

[Thebesteva]

Spurs should have been done with this series already.....next round against Memphis is gonna be tough for either team.

[Reck]

I dont know what it is.

The whole team is stinking it up from the line. Not unlike the Spurs at all. They always hit their freethrows.

Oh well they just have to regroup and be more assertive. Spurs proved they can win in Oakland relatively with ease so they can still close them out in 6.

[Quadzilla99]

Holy fuck. That overtime.

[AussieFanKurt]

LOL Bogut and Landry with 3 fouls each in 1st and Klay and Steph couldn't hit shit in first half and lose... you'd think you'd expect a huge win with that

[midnightpulp]

Spurs should have been done with this series already.....next round against Memphis is gonna be tough for either team.

They're simply not good enough to sweep a team like Golden State. They were lucky to play the biggest failure in NBA history the first round led by one the mentally weakest players in the league (Howard). That matchup definitely made them look better than they are.

[Thebesteva]

They're simply not good enough to sweep a team like Golden State. They were lucky to play the biggest failure in NBA history the first round led by one the mentally weakest players in the league (Howard). That matchup definitely made them look better than they are.

Well I told you facing the Lakers in the first round was a bad idea...one way or another when you deal with a shit team something shitty happens to you.

[Reck]

Holy fuck. That overtime.

Damn that girl in your sig. :wow

Them titteys!!!!

[LkrFan]

:lol Steph Curry with 22 points on one leg
:lol Jack with 24 points
:lol 8-0 run to end 3rd qtr for the Spurs, Mark Jackson does not call timeout
:lol TD with 22 FGAs for his 19 points
:lol TP with the 6/17 bads
:lol Barnes outplayed Kiwi Leonard
:lol even if y'all win the series, it's going at least 6...
:lol ... and y'all will be tired for the next round...
:lol ... hopefully a rested Z-Bo is waiting to push TD's shit in, 8 style
:lol Pop outcoached by a brother
:lol @ BRHornet maaaaaaadd at Jack balling

[ElNono]

mid with the truth bombs

[z0sa]

Spurs shooting woes continue in this series.

[Warlord23]

Basketball is a young man's game. The Spurs had zero legs late in the game. Pop should've stuck with Splitter a bit longer before bringing in TD, should've given a few more minutes to Joseph. Even if the Spurs make it out of this round, the Grizzlies and their physical game will wear them out.

[DMC]

Someone here has pointed out that the Spurs shouldn't be in the 2nd round.

[midnightpulp]

:lol Steph Curry with 22 points on one leg
:lol Jack with 24 points
:lol 8-0 run to end 3rd qtr for the Spurs, Mark Jackson does not call timeout
:lol TD with 22 FGAs for his 19 points
:lol TP with the 6/17 bads
:lol Barnes outplayed Kiwi Leonard
:lol even if y'all win the series, it's going at least 6...
:lol ... and y'all will be tired for the next round...
:lol ... hopefully a rested Z-Bo is waiting to push TD's shit in, 8 style
:lol Pop outcoached by a brother
:lol @ BRHornet maaaaaaadd at Jack balling

:lol Lakers swept


That's all I need.

[Reck]

:lol Steph Curry with 22 points on one leg
:lol Jack with 24 points
:lol 8-0 run to end 3rd qtr for the Spurs, Mark Jackson does not call timeout
:lol TD with 22 FGAs for his 19 points
:lol TP with the 6/17 bads
:lol Barnes outplayed Kiwi Leonard
:lol even if y'all win the series, it's going at least 6...
:lol ... and y'all will be tired for the next round...
:lol ... hopefully a rested Z-Bo is waiting to push TD's shit in, 8 style
:lol Pop outcoached by a brother
:lol @ BRHornet maaaaaaadd at Jack balling

:lol cant be mad at chu.

[Reck]

Someone here has pointed out that the Spurs shouldn't be in the 2nd round.

Or that 2nd round was their cealing. :hat

Hate to be right bout them Spurs though.

[Quadzilla99]

Damn that girl in your sig. :wow

Them titteys!!!!

Would honestly fake interest in Dungeons & Dragons or whatever that shit is do hard if the oppurtunity ever arose. Would literally sit home studying it.

[BlackSwordsMan]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH SPURS faggots

[LkrFan]

:lol TD played 43 minutes
:lol TD with the -23
:lol Bogut +17 despite Stern helping the Spurs out (BS foul trouble)
:lol 7/22 = 31.8% - pathetic for a big man
:lol mid maaaaaaaaaadd at this L

[LkrFan]

:lol Lakers swept


That's all I need.
:lolK

[LkrFan]

:lol cant be mad at chu.

:lol - :toast

[Reck]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH SPURS faggots

Niggas just got 9000'd in OT. :lmao

[Clipper Nation]

:lolK
:lolwn up, s:loln...

[Spurs9]

Agreed

[LkrFan]

mid with the truth bombs
:lolne liners by ElNono?
:lol me think ElNono maaaaaaaaadd

Go Warriors Go! :lol

[DMC]

:lol TD played 43 minutes
:lol TD with the -23
:lol Bogut +17 despite Stern helping the Spurs out (BS foul trouble)
:lol 7/22 = 31.8% - pathetic for a big man
:lol mid maaaaaaaaaadd at this L

Tim overvalues his jump shot. He hits the front of the rim more often than not. He's too indecisive when he gets the ball, should I drive or shoot I shoot. It often causes him to second guess and miss. Chip should have worked with Tim on his shot to deep 6 that horrible line drive shot.

[NRHector]

Spurs have to be the stupidest team in the NBA

[DMC]

Spurs have to be the stupidest team in the NBA

One of the smartest. They didn't pay 120m for a 1st round sweep.

It's nothing to lose in the 2nd round with a cast of D league players. It's actually over achievement.

[midnightpulp]

:lolK

Ok is right.

Spurs fans have bragging rights over Lakers fans this year.

That's all there is to it.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUXZ1HbtkuA

[LkrFan]

Tim overvalues his jump shot. He hits the front of the rim more often than not. He's too indecisive when he gets the ball, should I drive or shoot I shoot. It often causes him to second guess and miss. Chip should have worked with Tim on his shot to deep 6 that horrible line drive shot.

:lol at you :downspin: 31.8%. :lolwn it son.

[NRHector]

One of the smartest. They didn't pay 120m for a 1st round sweep.

It's nothing to lose in the 2nd round with a cast of D league players. It's actually over achievement.

The org is the smartest the team is the stupidest

[midnightpulp]

:lolne liners by ElNono?
:lol me think ElNono maaaaaaaaadd

Go Warriors Go! :lol

From talking shit to Ace about how the Lakers are gonna beat the Heat, to bandwagoning the Warriors.

Never thought I'd see Lakerfan reduced to such pathetic behavior.

Have some goddamn self-respect.

[AaronY]

Main thing that bothered me was Bonner and Neal still being in the rotation..between Splitter/Duncan/Diaw and Green/Leonard/Ginobili there's more than enough people to fill the bigs and wings rotation without having to waste minutes on those scrubs..don't really agree with a lot of these stat geeks on a lot of things but one things but one thing is that the minutes in the 2nd and 3rd quarter are just as valuable as the ones in the fourth..

[td4mvp2k]

Go Warriors Go! :lol
:vomit:

[midnightpulp]

:lol TD played 43 minutes
:lol TD with the -23
:lol Bogut +17 despite Stern helping the Spurs out (BS foul trouble)
:lol 7/22 = 31.8% - pathetic for a big man
:lol mid maaaaaaaaaadd at this L


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUXZ1HbtkuA

[Reck]

The org is the smartest the team is the stupidest

Outside of Neal and to an extent Parker I dont see how you're tagging the whole team as stupidest.

Manu makes a ton of ill advise passes but that's just the way he plays so you always expect at least 5 TOs from him. But the good thing is that Manu makes up for it so it evens out.

[Thebesteva]

:lol Steph Curry with 22 points on one leg
:lol Jack with 24 points
:lol 8-0 run to end 3rd qtr for the Spurs, Mark Jackson does not call timeout
:lol TD with 22 FGAs for his 19 points
:lol TP with the 6/17 bads
:lol Barnes outplayed Kiwi Leonard
:lol even if y'all win the series, it's going at least 6...
:lol ... and y'all will be tired for the next round...
:lol ... hopefully a rested Z-Bo is waiting to push TD's shit in, 8 style
:lol Pop outcoached by a brother
:lol @ BRHornet maaaaaaadd at Jack balling

Not sure if we're in any position to be laughing as Laker fans. Lets just hope for a good rebuild and Jim Buss makes the right moves fina-fucking-ly

[LkrFan]

Ok is right.

Spurs fans have bragging rights** over Lakers fans this year.

That's all there is to it.

**Don't mean shit if you don't ring. Bragging rights without hardware = moral victory.

:lol at the mighty Spur Fans being reduced to moral victories.

[midnightpulp]

:lol at you :downspin: 31.8%. :lolwn it son.

Go away. Let fans of teams still in the playoffs discuss adjustments and whatnot.

I think I'll bump Besteva's "Official Lakers Off Season" thread so you'll have a place to go.

[Reck]

Mid and Lkrfan beef is one of the most lopsided feuds we've had here in a while. lol

[midnightpulp]

**Don't mean shit if you don't ring. Bragging rights without hardware = moral victory.

:lol at the mighty Spur Fans being reduced to moral victories.

Keep telling yourself that.

[LakerHater]

AGREED with thread title, PERIOD!

[AaronY]

Mid and Lkrfan beef is one of the most lopsided feuds we've had here in a while. lolits weird how seriously he takes that guys posts though..I always scroll tight through them..guys just an entirely generic, unfunny laker troll..

[midnightpulp]

Not sure if we're in any position to be laughing as Laker fans. Lets just hope for a good rebuild and Jim Buss makes the right moves fina-fucking-ly

He's looking for pretty much anything to feel good about after the Lakers were swept. He's also the board's court jester, who has a 100% success rate making the wrong prediction, which we laugh at mercilessly. So he tries to take revenge anyway he can.

[Agloco]

Spurs shooting woes continue in this series.

This. 35.5% won't get it done for any team. At a point the X's and O's go out of the window and you just gotta put the rock in the hole.

[midnightpulp]

its weird how seriously he takes that guys posts though..I always scroll tight through them..guys just an entirely generic, unfunny laker troll..

Nah, I don't take him seriously. Like a clown, he's fun to mock and laugh at.

[td4mvp2k]

http://gamedayr.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/lakers-swept-meme-7.jpg

[Thebesteva]

its weird how seriously he takes that guys posts though..I always scroll tight through them..guys just an entirely generic, unfunny laker troll..

You're a pretty shitty poster yourself tbh

[AaronY]

You're a pretty shitty poster yourself tbh
Way to strike back..bravo man, bravo..

[Spursmania]

Another terrible shooting night. You knew this game was going to end bad when the Spurs couldn't step on their throats and really extend the lead when GS was playing crappy the first two quarters. Spurs had plenty of opportunities to close out this game and failed miserably.

[jag]

Midnightpulp easily starts the worst threads of any BNSF. It's not even close

[Clipper Nation]

Go Warriors Go! :lol
Damn, that's the kiss of death for them Dubs, tbh :lol

[Thebesteva]

Way to strike back..bravo man, bravo..

I'm not striking man, just my opinion. You bring nothing to this board. Midnight, Jeebus, Baseline, and ElNono are leaps and bounds better as far as basketball discussion and trolling. Yet you're under the impression that you are good at what you do, you're kind of like the Luke Walton of Spurstalk tbh.

[LkrFan]

:vomit:

:lol

[AaronY]

I'm not striking man, just my opinion. You bring nothing to this board. Midnight, Jeebus, Baseline, and ElNono are leaps and bounds better as far as basketball discussion and trolling. Yet you're under the impression that you are good at what you do, you're kind of like the Luke Walton of Spurstalk tbh.
Lol..it's weird how I thought and stated that were you shitty poster and then you started hating on me..odd coincidence..must just have different posting styles I guess..totally and completely unrelated..

[Monster1776]

Aww shit, did I miss all the meltdowns?

[midnightpulp]

Midnightpulp easily starts the worst threads of any BNSF. It's not even close

Thanks.

I aim to please.

[Reck]

Aww shit, did I miss all the meltdowns?

There has been no meltdowns actually. Just lakerfans trying to clown..

Cant talk for upstairs however.

[LkrFan]

Not sure if we're in any position to be laughing as Laker fans. Lets just hope for a good rebuild and Jim Buss makes the right moves fina-fucking-ly

It's always a good time to laugh at the Sp**rs. This thread has nothing to do with the Lakers, so...

**they beat us without Kobe playing a minute of the series. Their series win deserves two ** for that. :lol

[Monster1776]

There has been no meltdowns actually. Just lakerfans trying to clown..

Cant talk for upstairs however.

lol

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/32/Athlone_cooling_towers_demolition_2010-08-22.gif

[LkrFan]

Keep telling yourself that.

:lol - in the 2013 NBA playoffs, the Lakers came in 16th place
:lol - does ^ that make you feel better?
:lol - as long as y'all don't come in 1st place, it's all good
:lol - I'll "go away" now. I actually have work to do
:lol @ mid maaaaaaaaddder than a MFer right about now

[midnightpulp]

It's always a good time to laugh at the Sp**rs. This thread has nothing to do with the Lakers, so...

**they beat us without Kobe playing a minute of the series. Their series win deserves two ** for that. :lol

:lol Injury card.

Injuries are a part of the game. Deal with it.

[Fpoonsie]

Midnightpulp easily starts the worst threads of any BNSF. It's not even close

Obstructed's prolly close, but...yes.

[LkrFan]

There has been no meltdowns actually. Just lakerfans trying to clown..

Cant talk for upstairs however.
I won't go there until at least a month after the Dubs win this series tbh. :lol

[midnightpulp]

:lol - in the 2013 NBA playoffs, the Lakers came in 16th place
:lol - does ^ that make you feel better?
:lol - as long as y'all don't come in 1st place, it's all good
:lol - I'll "go away" now. I actually have work to do
:lol @ mid maaaaaaaaddder than a MFer right about now

The very fact you have multiple posts in this thread illustrates you still haven't gotten over getting your asses swept.

[Bynumite]

Spurs shitting the bed per par as soon as they play a healthy team with no D leaguers. The usual suspects going ghost per the usual.

[LkrFan]

:lol Injury card.

Injuries are a part of the game. Deal with it.
I'm dealing with it just fine. Now you deal with TD being too tired to stop Z-Bo next round (channelling my inner Lefty :toast)

[LkrFan]

The very fact you have multiple posts in this thread illustrates you still haven't gotten over getting your asses swept.

:lol - I'll admit, when the Lakers lost, it was very cathartic. Now, I'm in full-blown hater mode tbh. :elephant

[midnightpulp]

Spurs shitting the bed per par as soon as they play a healthy team with no D leaguers. The usual suspects going ghost per the usual.

:lol swept

[midnightpulp]

Obstructed's prolly close, but...yes.

Yeah, I need to start more threads about Brent Barry's twitter and shitty comedy movies.

[Bynumite]

:lol swept

Still 16>4 once the post season is over though.

[DMC]

:lol at you :downspin: 31.8%. :lolwn it son.

I detect some noise from outside the arena, from someone who no longer has a horse in the race.

[midnightpulp]

I'm dealing with it just fine. Now you deal with TD being too tired to stop Z-Bo next round (channelling my inner Lefty :toast)

Apparently you're not, since you (or Bynumite) won't shut the fuck up about all the injuries the Lakers had, which was Jim, Mitch, and D'Antoni's fault in the first place.

[DMC]

Still 16>4 once the post season is over though.

The post season is over for you.

[LkrFan]

Apparently you're not, since you (or Bynumite) won't shut the fuck up about all the injuries the Lakers had, which was Jim, Mitch, and D'Antoni's fault in the first place.

:lol - like you guys wouldn't about The Achilles? ;)

[D12]

:lmao:lmao Spurs

[midnightpulp]

Still 16>4 once the post season is over though.

And the Lakers will still have been swept by the Spurs once the post season is over.

We got bragging rights over Lakerfan. All there is to it.

[midnightpulp]

:lol - like you guys wouldn't about The Achilles? ;)

Not me.

Only pussies and assholes and all that good stuff.

[BobaFett1]

I'm not striking man, just my opinion. You bring nothing to this board. Midnight, Jeebus, Baseline, and ElNono are leaps and bounds better as far as basketball discussion and trolling. Yet you're under the impression that you are good at what you do, you're kind of like the Luke Walton of Spurstalk tbh.

:lol Luke Walton of Spurstalk tbh.

[DMC]

Midnightpulp easily starts the worst threads of any BNSF. It's not even close

Jesus fucking Christ, all this work I've been putting in and you select him?

[AaronY]

Wait till I get my name bolded..

[Thebesteva]

It's always a good time to laugh at the Sp**rs. This thread has nothing to do with the Lakers, so...

**they beat us without Kobe playing a minute of the series. Their series win deserves two ** for that. :lol

Truth, it was a fuckin retarded season. Still a Laker fan no matter what, this offseason is gonna be crazy tbh

[midnightpulp]

Jesus fucking Christ, all this work I've been putting in and you select him?

_Jag and Fpoonsie have always had a dick up their ass when it comes to me for some reason.

[AaronY]

Lost the title on a technicality..

[Thebesteva]

Lol..it's weird how I thought and stated that were you shitty poster and then you started hating on me..odd coincidence..must just have different posting styles I guess..totally and completely unrelated..

Never seen you call me out before, I just remember you as the guy to scroll past with a nice signature.

[Bynumite]

And the Lakers will still have been swept by the Spurs once the post season is over.

We got bragging rights over Lakerfan. All there is to it.

You take the Lakers *sweep* banner, i'll take 16>4 & forever.

[rogues]

Never seen you call me out before, I just remember you as the guy to scroll past with a nice signature.
you're in no position to judge how shitty another poster is, tbh..:lol

:lol fellating other posters to be liked on this site..

[DMC]

_Jag and Fpoonsie have always had a dick up their ass when it comes to me for some reason.

Technically that should be "dicks up their asses" but why be technical?

[midnightpulp]

You take the Lakers sweep banner, i'll take 16>4 & forever.

Fixed. Eliminated the asterisks since injuries are a part of the game.

[DMC]

You take the Lakers *sweep* banner, i'll take 16>4 & forever.

No you won't. You're a 6er.

[AaronY]

Lets just agree that everyone here is shitty..and get back to business..

[Thebesteva]

you're in no position to judge how shitty another poster is, tbh..:lol

:lol fellating other posters to be liked on this site..

I'm one of the top perennial posters on this site tbh, and I wasn't fellating, I was massaging

[DMC]

I'm one of the top perennial posters on this site tbh, and I wasn't fellating, I was massaging

Not really. You're a watered down version of Horse.

[Bynumite]

No you won't. You're a 6er.

And you're a bitter senile old man that should be emptying shit bags instead of trying so hard to fit in with random kids on the web.

[midnightpulp]

No you won't. You're a 6er.

He's also a s:lolccer fan.

[Thebesteva]

Not really. You're a watered down version of Horse.

I'll take it

[Reck]

Not really. You're a watered down version of Horse.

Horse had backup from the admins though.

Wasn't be@ner censored because of how butthurt he got?

[DMC]

Horse had backup from the admins though.

Wasn't be@ner censored because of how butthurt he got?

That's not backup. That's a scar. I'd hate to have a word censored because I complained about it.

[DMC]

And you're a bitter senile old man that should be emptying shit bags instead of trying so hard to fit in with random kids on the web.

But I'm not a 6er. Your team never made the playoffs this season.


lol the "you're bullying me" defense... "I'm just a kid, you're an adult". lol bend over I'll fit in.

[TDMVPDPOY]

lol fagots and bandwagoners shooting the messenger who deliver truth bombs

if you dont like what you see in this thread, then gtfo or go backup stairs with rest of blind fucks who continue to deny the truthbombs reigning on their asses as they continue to be spoonfed false lies

[LkrFan]

Not me.

Only pussies and assholes and all that good stuff.
:rollin L (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=210817) M (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=213781) F (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=213695) A (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=212253) O (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=212229) :rollin

[LkrFan]

Not really. You're a watered down version of Horse.
:rollin :lmao :rollin

[midnightpulp]

:rollin L (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=210817) M (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=213781) F (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=213695) A (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=212253) O (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=212229) :rollin

In any of those threads did I blame injuries for a Spurs' loss?

I was celebrating Laker injuries, like I celebrate a dagger 3 pointer or a big blocked shot, because just like those events, injuries are a part of the game.

[LkrFan]

In any of those threads did I blame injuries for a Spurs' loss?

I was celebrating Laker injuries, like I celebrate a dagger 3 pointer or a big blocked shot, because just like those events, injuries are a part of the game.
You're right. Not Spur injuries, but Laker ones. Stay classy son. :tu

[midnightpulp]

You're right. Not Spur injuries, but Laker ones. Stay classy son. :tu

Part of sports, son. You know it as well as I do.

[Thebesteva]

In any of those threads did I blame injuries for a Spurs' loss?

I was celebrating Laker injuries, like I celebrate a dagger 3 pointer or a big blocked shot, because just like those events, injuries are a part of the game.

Trend setter is gone now RIP

[LkrFan]

Part of sports, son. You know it as well as I do.

So is (possibly) losing to a l:lolwer ranked seed. Again! :rollin :lmao :rollin

[midnightpulp]

So is (possibly) losing to a l:lolwer ranked seed. Again! :rollin :lmao :rollin

And that still won't change:

http://gamedayr.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/lakers-swept-meme-7.jpg

[HI-FI]

So is (possibly) losing to a l:lolwer ranked seed. Again! :rollin :lmao :rollin

son, after your self fellation and semen cloud in the offseason, your team became the biggest trainwreck in modern sports history. your god Rapist once again failed with an All Star stacked team. own it son:elephant

[Koolaid_Man]

Mirror Mirror On the wall who's Top Shitbag of them all. :lol


http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/509_zpsf7caea7e.jpg

[midnightpulp]

Mirror Mirror On the wall who's Top Shitbag of them all. :lol


http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/509_zpsf7caea7e.jpg

http://gamedayr.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/lakers-swept-meme-7.jpg[/QUOTE]

[HI-FI]

Mirror Mirror On the wall who's Top Shitbag of them all. :lol


http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/509_zpsf7caea7e.jpg

:lol
probably the future tbh

[LkrFan]

Spur Fans maaaaaaaaad as shit. Such delici:lolus tears. :cry

[LkrFan]

Mirror Mirror On the wall who's Top Shitbag of them all. :lol


http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/509_zpsf7caea7e.jpg

:lolh shit! :rollin :lmao :rollin

[HI-FI]

Spur Fans maaaaaaaaad as shit. Such delici:lolus tears. :cry

tbh, achilles' blood tastes sweeter than tears.

[Sean Cagney]

10 missed FTs. 2 fuckin points the last 8 minutes of the game, including overtime. .

Sounds just like the last month of the season to me when the Spurs started that choking in the 4th late crap! Right on que with the way they ended off this season there.

[Clipper Nation]

Mirror Mirror On the wall who's Top Shitbag of them all. :lol


http://blacksportsonline.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Kobe-Vanessa-Gala-Charity-2.jpg

[Sean Cagney]

Mirror Mirror On the wall who's Top Shitbag of them all. :lol


http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/509_zpsf7caea7e.jpg

Oh yes, the team that swept your pathetic tired ass team in the playoffs. LOL at you talking shit.

[midnightpulp]

Spur Fans maaaaaaaaad as shit. Such delici:lolus tears. :cry

Funny you mention tears:

http://gamedayr.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/lakers-swept-meme.jpeg

[HI-FI]

Laker fans just arrogant because they know Stern or whatever HJIC will hook them up with a lopsided trade to keep the bandwagon locked and loaded.

[Clipper Nation]

Laker fans just arrogant because they know Stern or whatever HJIC will hook them up with a lopsided trade to keep the bandwagon locked and loaded.
They just had a lopsided trade and the end result was the biggest failure in sports historyPERIOD :lol

[midnightpulp]

Lkrfan, wasn't this guy's return supposed to make us prepare our anuses?

http://a57.foxnews.com/global.fncstatic.com/static/managed/img/fn2/feeds/Associated%20Press/2013/04/29/660/371/9cafca74619a750e300f6a706700cc3d.jpg?ve=1

[LkrFan]

Funny you mention tears:

http://gamedayr.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/lakers-swept-meme.jpeg

:lol

[Koolaid_Man]

Funny you mention tears:

http://gamedayr.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/lakers-swept-meme.jpeg

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/509_zpsf98e9743.jpg

[LkrFan]

Lkrfan, wasn't this guy's return supposed to make us prepare our anuses?

http://a57.foxnews.com/global.fncstatic.com/static/managed/img/fn2/feeds/Associated%20Press/2013/04/29/660/371/9cafca74619a750e300f6a706700cc3d.jpg?ve=1
Yep, that was supposed to be based on a true story. :lol at you getting off topic (again) though. :downspin:

[Samuel Eto'o]

Still going with the Spurs in this series, tbh.

[midnightpulp]

:lol Artest looking like he wandered into the wrong section of Queensbridge and got shot:

http://www.fantasybasketballmoneyleagues.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/San-Antonio-Spurs2.jpg

[Deuce Bigalow]

7-21......

[LkrFan]

They just had a lopsided trade and the end result was the biggest failure in sports historyPERIOD :lol
:lol 56 - wins
:lol Pacific Title for first time in pathetic history
:lol Still got dealt with in 1st round per par
:lol AEG group won't let Sterling hang that Pacific Title Banner in Staples
:lol Lakers will clown Clippers if they do

[HI-FI]

7-21......
damn, who shot that bad? that's almost clutch Kobe numbers.

[Deuce Bigalow]

Oops 7-22

[midnightpulp]

Yep, that was supposed to be based on a true story. :lol at you getting off topic (again) though. :downspin:

Funny thing is Kool doesn't have to do any photoshop on that pic to make Nash look like he's 60.

You got the Numero Uno TOSB in the league on your roster. And you got him for 3 fuckin years at 9 million a year :Lol

[Reck]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/509_zpsf98e9743.jpg


I love it.

Everytime the Spurs lose is because they're ancient and when they win its because they're so experienced and tough. :lol

Make up your mind fags.

[midnightpulp]

7-21......

Bad shooting nights happen.

Let's talk about his 12-19 game against your supposed great frontline that resulted in the worst playoff home loss in Lakers history?

[midnightpulp]

Oops 7-22

oops.

Swept.

[Deuce Bigalow]

Bad shooting nights happen.

Let's talk about his 12-19 game against your supposed great frontline that resulted in the worst playoff home loss in Lakers history?
The one where Kobe didn't play?

Don't make me remind you the last playoff game vs Spurs when Kobe played.

"Bad shooting nights happen" LOL only for Duncan though right?

[Deuce Bigalow]

oops.

Swept.
Lakers with prime Kobe: 4-1 vs Spurs. A sweep to boot.

[midnightpulp]

The one where Kobe didn't play?

Don't make me remind you the last playoff game vs Spurs when Kobe played.

"Bad shooting nights happen" LOL only for Duncan though right?

Duncan doesn't play against Kirby down in the post. Dwight is in his prime and Gasol is 5 years younger. Those two make up what was supposed to be this super incredible frontline.

And they let a 37 year old man shred them.

And lol at you making excuses. Kirby brought that injury on himself by playing so many minutes because he wanted all the credit for leading the Lakers into the playoffs.

:lol And they still won their last two games without him to get in.

:tu Yep, they really needed him.

[midnightpulp]

Lakers with prime Shaq: 3-2 vs Spurs. A sweep to boot. Prime Kobe vs. Spurs. 1-0. Same record Dirk has against prime Kobe.

Fixed.

[TDMVPDPOY]

if arrogance is bliss, then popabitch makes sir alex ferguson one humble TOSB

wtf is this clown going to retire also...so we can all move forward and implement a new system

[Latarian Milton]

never thought this series would be easy tbh. GS arena has always been a hell of place for visiting teams and the spurs did a fine job splitting the two games in GS imho. at least they've regained the HCA and all they need to do now is just defend their home, even if that means the series goes to 7 games.

[Clipper Nation]

:lol 56 - wins
:lol Pacific Title for first time in pathetic history
:lol Still got dealt with in 1st round per par
:lol AEG group won't let Sterling hang that Pacific Title Banner in Staples
:lol Lakers will clown Clippers if they do
You can have that, I'm stickin' with:::

2012-13 Lakers = biggest failure in sports historyPERIOD

Own up, son :lol

[Deuce Bigalow]

Fixed.
Except Kobe was the MVP in the 01 and 02 series, so nope.

[midnightpulp]

Except Kobe was the MVP in the 01 and 02 series, so nope.

Doesn't matter. Those were still Shaq's teams.

[Koolaid_Man]

Duncan doesn't play against Kirby down in the post. Dwight is in his prime and Gasol is 5 years younger. Those two make up what was supposed to be this super incredible frontline.

And they let a 37 year old man shred them.

And lol at you making excuses. Kirby brought that injury on himself by playing so many minutes because he wanted all the credit for leading the Lakers into the playoffs.

:lol And they still won their last two games without him to get in.

:tu Yep, they really needed him.


http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/cf_7_zps32f2b827.jpg

[Venti Quattro]

I didn't wach the game, so this thread is a sort of nice overview of what happened.

[ElNono]

:lolne liners by ElNono?
:lol me think ElNono maaaaaaaaadd

Go Warriors Go! :lol

:lol have family visiting

:lol non-issue, imo

[midnightpulp]

I didn't wach the game, so this thread is a sort of nice overview of what happened.

Yeah, what happened is something the Lakers couldn't do.

Win a game against the Spurs.

[whitemamba]

that butthurt level is high right now

[unforeseen]

That OT was the toughest to watch all season long.

[Jacob1983]

What the fuck happened? I thought the Spurs won. I checked the score on my phone in the mine and it said the Spurs were up by like 6 in the 4th quarter. I thought this shit was wrapped up for the Spurs and they were on their way to the WCF.

[LkrFan]

:lol have family visiting

:lol non-issue, imo

ElNono is in the 2nd stage of grief! He maaaaaaaaaad as fuck! :rollin :lmao :rollin

[ElNono]

trying to talk shit by coattailing a team from Oakland when you're a LA fan doesn't sound butthurt at all, tbh :rolleyes

[midnightpulp]

ElNono is in the 2nd stage of grief! He maaaaaaaaaad as fuck! :rollin :lmao :rollin

And you still in the denial stage, homie.

Like denying the 2012-13 Lakers are the biggest failure in sports history.

Own up, son.

[ElNono]

ElNono is in the 2nd stage of grief! He maaaaaaaaaad as fuck! :rollin :lmao :rollin

I'll take the split in Oakland... went out with family after watching the game to Red Lobster, had a fine dinner, now back home... seething mad, I tell you :lol

[LkrFan]

What the fuck happened? I thought the Spurs won. I checked the score on my phone in the mine and it said the Spurs were up by like 6 in the 4th quarter. I thought this shit was wrapped up for the Spurs and they were on their way to the WCF.
It's simple math if you ask me. T:lolSBs + :lolT = L:lolss.

OT recap of Spurs made FGs: :lol Danny Green with the 3pt bomb

OT recap of Spurs missed FGs:
:lol 3 misses at the cup
:lol 5 misses in 3pt land
:lol 1 misses at midrange
:lol at the Warrior _efense locking that Spur ass down
:lol 1-1:lol

:downspin:

:rollin :lmao :rollin

[LkrFan]

trying to talk shit by coattailing a team from Oakland when you're a LA fan doesn't sound butthurt at all, tbh :rolleyes

Eyerolls = maaaaaaaaaad :lol

[Deuce Bigalow]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/cf_7_zps32f2b827.jpg
But it was Pau and Odom drawing double teams freeing up Kobe....

[LkrFan]

And you still in the denial stage, homie.

Like denying the 2012-13 Lakers are the biggest failure in sports history.

Own up, son.
:lol

[Deuce Bigalow]

Damn it. Why do the Spurs choke so much come playoff time? It's actually starting to piss me off.

[Bill_Brasky]

Why do people overreact so badly to one game?

[ElNono]

Damn it. Why do the Spurs choke so much come playoff time? It's actually starting to piss me off.

Well, you have to actually still be in the playoffs to choke so much... some teams just choked 4 straight...

[midnightpulp]

Damn it. Why do the Spurs choke so much come playoff time? It's actually starting to piss me off.

Learning too much from Kobe, I guess.

Choked a 3-1 series lead to the Suns.

Choked to the heavy underdog Boston Celtics in '08, which included choking away a 24 point lead at home. An NBA record.

Swept by the Dallas Mavericks, who were a heavy underdog in the series.

Choked the entirety of this year. The Lakers were essentially a lock for the Finals, but found themselves fighting for a playoff spot all year, which forced them to play desperate in the 2nd half of the season, causing the team to play way too many minutes, leading to injuries.

Lucky for Kobe, he snuck in a couple of ships when the NBA was at its weakest point in the 00s.

:

[Deuce Bigalow]

Learning too much from Kobe, I guess.

Choked a 3-1 series lead to the Suns.

Choked to the heavy underdog Boston Celtics in '08, which included choking away a 24 point lead at home. An NBA record.

Swept by the Dallas Mavericks, who were a heavy underdog in the series.

Choked the entirety of this year. The Lakers were essentially a lock for the Finals, but found themselves fighting for a playoff spot all year, which forced them to play desperate in the 2nd half of the season, causing the team to play way too many minutes, leading to injuries.

Lucky for Kobe, he snuck in a couple of ships when the NBA was at its weakest point in the 00s.

:
Let it out. Let it out!

Talking about weakest points....99 lockout cough 07 cavs finals cough cough

[midnightpulp]

Why do people overreact so badly to one game?

Honestly, brother, there's no more irritating thing than when your team gives away a game. Not capitalizing when their best interior defender is on the bench. Missed FTs. Scoring 2 points in 10 fuckin' minutes. I can live with shit like game 2, when a team just steps up and takes it from you with a great performance, but Golden State was playing D-league level basketball and the Spurs obliged by playing even worse.

So there's bound to be some overreaction and pissed off fans.

[DMC]

7-21......

How did Kobe do this round?

[DMC]

Let it out. Let it out!

Talking about weakest points....99 lockout cough 07 cavs finals cough cough

If those were so weak, why didn't the Lakers win them?

To win a championship, a team doesn't need to be the best of all time. They just need to be the best that year. Not sure you realize how that works tbh.

[midnightpulp]

Let it out. Let it out!

Talking about weakest points....99 lockout cough 07 cavs finals cough cough

'99.

Swept the Lakers, who would be the champions next year.

Swept the Blazers, who were a 4th quarter chokejob away from beating those Lakers.

'03.

Beat the 3 time defending champions.

'05.

Beat the Pistons, who destroyed Kobe and his Hall of Fame supporting cast a year prior.

'07.

Rather weak, no arguments.


'09 Lakers.

Taken to 7 games by a Rockets team without Yao Ming and Tracy McGrady

Beat the :lolrlando Magic led by the guy who scored 7 points against a 37 year old.

'10 Lakers.

Beat the broken down version of the SSOL Suns the prime Spurs used to destroy.

Taken to 7 games by a 50 win Boston team filled with senior citizens.

If Kobe rang in '08, that would've been an all-time great run, but he choked.

[Deuce Bigalow]

Learning too much from Kobe, I guess.

Choked a 3-1 series lead to the Suns.

Choked to the heavy underdog Boston Celtics in '08, which included choking away a 24 point lead at home. An NBA record.

Swept by the Dallas Mavericks, who were a heavy underdog in the series.

Choked the entirety of this year. The Lakers were essentially a lock for the Finals, but found themselves fighting for a playoff spot all year, which forced them to play desperate in the 2nd half of the season, causing the team to play way too many minutes, leading to injuries.

Lucky for Kobe, he snuck in a couple of ships when the NBA was at its weakest point in the 00s.

:
Actually when you look back, it shows his greatness. In 08 if he played better in that 2nd half of game 4 they might win the series and he could have 6 rings, or if the Lakers played close to their potential in 04 he could have 7 rings. 2011 he was injured and his team was just done anyways but I remember them choking a 16 point lead in seconds during game 1, so even injured and coming off b2b rings and b2b2b finals they still had a chance and that is not that bad. In 06 if Kwame boxed out or played D in that last possesion the Lakers move on and Kobe could have had a GOAT type run that year. But 5 rings is 5 rings and he will always be in the same breath as MJ, Magic, Kareem, and others.

[DMC]

Honestly, brother, there's no more irritating thing than when your team gives away a game. Not capitalizing when their best interior defender is on the bench. Missed FTs. Scoring 2 points in 10 fuckin' minutes. I can live with shit like game 2, when a team just steps up and takes it from you with a great performance, but Golden State was playing D-league level basketball and the Spurs obliged by playing even worse.

So there's bound to be some overreaction and pissed off fans.

But let's be civil for a moment (then chaos can ensue): The Spurs regained home court. They won on the road. Not that home court seems to matter now, but in the grand scheme of things, the Spurs can likely play no worse. The Warriors did what the Spurs did, but with less of a comeback and only one OT. Still started at about 4 minutes left. Tbh, 8 points is a big lead at all and anyone who thinks it's time to start milking the clock with 4 minutes to go only up 8 is having delusions of adequacy.

So they lost in OT. One team went on a run for that limited time of the OT. Had that been a full quarter, perhaps the Spurs would have responded with their own run. It's about who strikes last and it was them. Now it's back to SA

I do wonder, though, why not all teams play the same 48 hour schedule. What am I missing?

[DMC]

Actually when you look back, it shows his greatness. In 08 if he played better in that 2nd half of game 4 they might win the series and he could have 6 rings, or if the Lakers played close to their potential in 04 he could have 7 rings. 2011 he was injured and his team was just done anyways but I remember them choking a 16 point lead in seconds during game 1, so even injured and coming off b2b rings and b2b2b finals they still had a chance and that is not that bad. In 06 if Kwame boxed out or played D in that last possesion the Lakers move on and Kobe could have had a GOAT type run that year. But 5 rings is 5 rings and he will always be in the same breath as MJ, Magic, Kareem, and others.

Greatness? lol... Sans Pau he's ringless post-Shaq.

[Koolaid_Man]

Honestly, brother, there's no more irritating thing than when your team gives away a game.

I agree Mid...that's why I'm choosing to pour Clorox mixed with Formaldehyde into your raw and freshly opened wound...while you're dealing with a devastating Spur loss..Kool goes Nuclear on Spur fan...:lol

Deal with this shit Mid...

Elnono

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Aaron Y

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Avante and Wife

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Cosmic
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M>S Girlfriend

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DPG Girlfriend
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Hater's Girlfriend
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Midnight Pulp's Mama
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Midnight Pulp
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HarlemHo
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DMC
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[Deuce Bigalow]

'99.

Swept the Lakers, who would be the champions next year.

Swept the Blazers, who were a 4th quarter chokejob away from beating those Lakers.

'03.

Beat the 3 time defending champions.

'05.

Beat the Pistons, who destroyed Kobe and his Hall of Fame supporting cast a year prior.

'07.

Rather weak, no arguments.


'09 Lakers.

Taken to 7 games by a Rockets team without Yao Ming and Tracy McGrady

Beat the :lolrlando Magic led by the guy who scored 7 points against a 37 year old.

'10 Lakers.

Beat the broken down version of the SSOL Suns the prime Spurs used to destroy.

Taken to 7 games by a 50 win Boston team filled with senior citizens.

If Kobe rang in '08, that would've been an all-time great run, but he choked.
2001

Swept Western Conference 11-0

Won NBA Finals 4-1 to finish an NBA Playoff record 15-1.

Let's not forget that.

[midnightpulp]

2001

Swept Western Conference 11-0

Won NBA Finals 4-1 to finish an NBA Playoff record 15-1.

Let's not forget that.

Shaq's team.

[Deuce Bigalow]

Greatness? lol... Sans Pau he's ringless post-Shaq.
Pau? Dude never received a single MVP vote ever. Look it up. Give Kobe a respectable big or two in in 01-10 and he would ring multiple times. Pau..Acting like he's some kind of legend.

[midnightpulp]

Actually when you look back, it shows his greatness. In 08 if he played better in that 2nd half of game 4 they might win the series and he could have 6 rings, or if the Lakers played close to their potential in 04 he could have 7 rings. 2011 he was injured and his team was just done anyways but I remember them choking a 16 point lead in seconds during game 1, so even injured and coming off b2b rings and b2b2b finals they still had a chance and that is not that bad. In 06 if Kwame boxed out or played D in that last possesion the Lakers move on and Kobe could have had a GOAT type run that year. But 5 rings is 5 rings and he will always be in the same breath as MJ, Magic, Kareem, and others.

Yeah, yeah, and if Duncan isn't injured in '00, if Derek Fisher doesn't hit the luckiest shot in NBA history, and if Manu isn't a complete retard in '06, Duncan could have 7 rings.

We can play that game all day.

[Deuce Bigalow]

Shaq's team.
Doesn't matter.

Jerry Buss said during the 01 WCF if he's seeing the best stretch ever from a Laker, and he was talking about Kobe.

[Deuce Bigalow]

Yeah, yeah, and if Duncan isn't injured in '00, if Derek Fisher doesn't hit the luckiest shot in NBA history, and if Manu isn't a complete retard in '06, Duncan could have 7 rings.

We can play that game all day.
Lakers would still tap that ass like 01 in 00 lol
Duncan hit a lucky shot too just before it. Remember what Shaq said? One lucky shot deserves another.
06 yall probably should have won, so yeah Duncan could have 5 rings.

[DMC]

Pau? Dude never received a single MVP vote ever. Look it up. Give Kobe a respectable big or two in in 01-10 and he would ring multiple times. Pau..Acting like he's some kind of legend.
So now it's MVPs?

Duncan 2

Kobe 1


Finals

Duncan 3

Kobe 2

[100%duncan]

Deuce Bigalow with the bads per par tbh. Anywhere you go, you'll lose the discussion :lol

[Deuce Bigalow]

So now it's MVPs?

Duncan 2

Kobe 1


Finals

Duncan 3

Kobe 2
If you're going by regular season MVPs then you have to say that Nash was a better player than Kobe in 06 and Dirk was better than Kobe in 07.

Finals MVPs need context. Kobe played with Shaq. Check Shaq's Finals MVP numbers. God would struggle to win a FMVP in 00-02. Duncan aka lost FMVP to Parker wouldn't have a chance either.

[100%duncan]

If you're going by regular season MVPs then you have to say that Nash was a better player than Kobe in 06 and Dirk was better than Kobe in 07.

Finals MVPs need context. Kobe played with Shaq. Check Shaq's Finals MVP numbers. God would struggle to win a FMVP in 00-02. Duncan aka lost FMVP to Parker wouldn't have a chance either.

Serious question, when you were a kid, did you ride the bicycle on reverse?


Because you fuckin backpedal a lot.

[midnightpulp]

Pau? Dude never received a single MVP vote ever. Look it up. Give Kobe a respectable big or two in in 01-10 and he would ring multiple times. Pau..Acting like he's some kind of legend.

So? Neither has Manu. Both are great 2nd/3rd options no matter their success or failure away from their superstar co-star.

And this whole bullshit about "Pau never winning a playoff game without Kobe" is just that. Bullshit.

His first playoff appearance in '04, he played the played the Spurs, who were peaking, entering the playoffs on an 11 game winning streak and looking unbeatable. In the closeout game, he scored 22 points on 10-15 shooting. How can you blame him? Other than game one, he had a solid series.

His second playoff appearance in '05, he played the '05 Suns, another peaking team who many were picking to come out the Western Conference. He averaged 22, 7.5, and 1.8 blks on .488 shooting. Can't blame him.

His third playoff appearance in '06, he played the '06 Mavericks. A 60 win team who, as we know, made the Finals. Scored 25 points on 9-19 shooting.

And most recently, he saw his whole team quit on him, including that overrated chimp Laker fans and the Lakers FO are ready to blow to keep him in LA.

Pau is a great player, and it's unfair to downplay his accomplishments and talent to prop up Kobe.

And :lol give Kobe a serviceable big or two and he would win multiple titles. Kobe's never won jackshit unless he has the best big or the best frontline in the league on his team.

Big. Man. Dependent.

[Monster1776]

Why do people overreact so badly to one game?

Because NBA fans

also because people in general are stupid

[LkrFan]

Box score pimping:

Dick Jefferson: +1
Tim Duncan: -23

Boiled down: when Dick Jefferson played, his team had a lead. TD? Not so much. :rollin

[Thebesteva]

Serious question, when you were a kid, did you ride the bicycle on reverse?


Because you fuckin backpedal a lot.

http://whatgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/funny-gifs-burn.gif

[Deuce Bigalow]

So? Neither has Manu. Both are great 2nd/3rd options no matter their success or failure away from their superstar co-star.

And this whole bullshit about "Pau never winning a playoff game without Kobe" is just that. Bullshit.

His first playoff appearance in '04, he played the played the Spurs, who were peaking, entering the playoffs on an 11 game winning streak and looking unbeatable. In the closeout game, he scored 22 points on 10-15 shooting. How can you blame him? Other than game one, he had a solid series.

His second playoff appearance in '05, he played the '05 Suns, another peaking team who many were picking to come out the Western Conference. He averaged 22, 7.5, and 1.8 blks on .488 shooting. Can't blame him.

His third playoff appearance in '06, he played the '06 Mavericks. A 60 win team who, as we know, made the Finals. Scored 25 points on 9-19 shooting.

And most recently, he saw his whole team quit on him, including that overrated chimp Laker fans and the Lakers FO are ready to blow to keep him in LA.

Pau is a great player, and it's unfair to downplay his accomplishments and talent to prop up Kobe.

And :lol give Kobe a serviceable big or two and he would win multiple titles. Kobe's never won jackshit unless he has the best big or the best frontline in the league on his team.

Big. Man. Dependent.
God damn it Mid when will you learn to be right?

09 Playoffs
Gasol 18/11
Odom 12/9
Bynum 6/4

10 Playoffs
Gasol 20/11
Odom 10/9
Bynum 9/7

What is so special about them?

[LkrFan]

Shaq's team.
Fine. You roll with that. I'll roll with:

Kobe - 5
Snaq - 4

Own ^ shit. We can do this all day son. :toast

[Deuce Bigalow]

http://whatgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/funny-gifs-burn.gif
Who's that?

[Deuce Bigalow]

God damn it Mid when will you learn to be right?

09 Playoffs
Gasol 18/11
Odom 12/9
Bynum 6/4

10 Playoffs
Gasol 20/11
Odom 10/9
Bynum 9/7

What is so special about them?
Keep in mind that defenses focused on Kobe and Kobe made things easier for them with his great playmaking.

[Killakobe81]

Spurs should have been done with this series already.....next round against Memphis is gonna be tough for either team.

This. Spurs should still win but next series will be tougher

[TDMVPDPOY]

why are lakerfans running their mouths when the lakers aint in the playoff, why you guys trying to act like ur rapist leader who cant stfu so other teams get the shoes shine in the playoffs

[Deuce Bigalow]

I'm not even downplaying Gasol. But he is not a legend. He is not a top 50 GOAT. A good All-Star big man was what he was that saw his efficiency spike when he came to LA because of Kobe.

[Killakobe81]

So? Neither has Manu. Both are great 2nd/3rd options no matter their success or failure away from their superstar co-star.

And this whole bullshit about "Pau never winning a playoff game without Kobe" is just that. Bullshit.

His first playoff appearance in '04, he played the played the Spurs, who were peaking, entering the playoffs on an 11 game winning streak and looking unbeatable. In the closeout game, he scored 22 points on 10-15 shooting. How can you blame him? Other than game one, he had a solid series.

His second playoff appearance in '05, he played the '05 Suns, another peaking team who many were picking to come out the Western Conference. He averaged 22, 7.5, and 1.8 blks on .488 shooting. Can't blame him.

His third playoff appearance in '06, he played the '06 Mavericks. A 60 win team who, as we know, made the Finals. Scored 25 points on 9-19 shooting.

And most recently, he saw his whole team quit on him, including that overrated chimp Laker fans and the Lakers FO are ready to blow to keep him in LA.

Pau is a great player, and it's unfair to downplay his accomplishments and talent to prop up Kobe.

And :lol give Kobe a serviceable big or two and he would win multiple titles. Kobe's never won jackshit unless he has the best big or the best frontline in the league on his team.

Big. Man. Dependent.

48% for a big man against the defenseless Suns and 22 points as the main option in a against a team with THAT PACE?!
GTFO ...Pau is Achilles dependent

Mid deflecting again ...

[midnightpulp]

If you're going by regular season MVPs then you have to say that Nash was a better player than Kobe in 06 and Dirk was better than Kobe in 07.

Finals MVPs need context. Kobe played with Shaq. Check Shaq's Finals MVP numbers. God would struggle to win a FMVP in 00-02. Duncan aka lost FMVP to Parker wouldn't have a chance either.

So what? Replace Shaq with Duncan and Duncan wins those Finals MVPs, as well.

'00 Finals:

Kobe: 15.6 points on .367 shooting.

Yeah, I'm sure Duncan would struggle to eclipse that.

'01 Finals:

Kobe: 24.6ppg, 7.8rpg, 5.8apg on .41 shooting. Duncan's bettered that line multiple times in the Finals.

'02 Finals:

26, 6, 5.3, 1.5stl on .514 shooting.

Duncan against that Nets team:

24.2ppg, 17rpg, 5.3apg, 5.3bpg on 50% shooting.

Let's look at how the two players did against the Pistons in the Finals:

Kobe: 22.6, 2.8rpg (:lol), 4.4aph, 1.8spg, .381 shooting

Duncan: 20ppg, 14rpg, 2apg, 2bpg, .419 shooting.

It's doubtful Kobe wins any Finals MVPs playing alongside Duncan in the early-to-mid 00s.

[100%duncan]

48% for a big man against the defenseless Suns and 22 points as the main option in a against a team with THAT PACE?!
GTFO ...Pau is Achilles dependent

Mid deflecting again ...

So you cherry picked that series against the Suns? Even with that, he put up monster stats and an almost 50% shooting. He played well against a very against the defending champs in 04 and against a dominant Mavs team.

[Deuce Bigalow]

So what? Replace Shaq with Duncan and Duncan wins those Finals MVPs, as well.

'00 Finals:

Kobe: 15.6 points on .367 shooting.

Yeah, I'm sure Duncan would struggle to eclipse that.

'01 Finals:

Kobe: 24.6ppg, 7.8rpg, 5.8apg on .41 shooting. Duncan's bettered that line multiple times in the Finals.

'02 Finals:

26, 6, 5.3, 1.5stl on .514 shooting.

Duncan against that Nets team:

24.2ppg, 17rpg, 5.3apg, 5.3bpg on 50% shooting.

Let's look at how the two players did against the Pistons in the Finals:

Kobe: 22.6, 2.8rpg (:lol), 4.4aph, 1.8spg, .381 shooting

Duncan: 20ppg, 14rpg, 2apg, 2bpg, .419 shooting.

It's doubtful Kobe wins any Finals MVPs playing alongside Duncan in the early-to-mid 00s.
Kobe would win FMVP in 01 easily over Duncan. 00 Kobe wasn't in his prime.

[midnightpulp]

48% for a big man against the defenseless Suns and 22 points as the main option in a against a team with THAT PACE?!
GTFO ...Pau is Achilles dependent

Mid deflecting again ...

He was terrible in game one. Shot over 50 percent in every game after.

In the games where Pau shot over 20 shots, he had 28 points both times.

22 points per game on near .50 shooting is solid for a young big in his second ever playoff series. The games in which he was kept below 20 shots were blowouts, with him playing 26 minutes and 32 minutes respectively. So your pace argument in this instance fails. When he got the shots, he put up big numbers.

[Deuce Bigalow]

How about you post Western Conference playoffs stats that Kobe put up to get to the Finals Mid?

2001

Kobe (11g): 31.6 PTS (.577 TS%), 7.0 REB, 6.2 AST, 1.6 STL, 0.5 BLK, 3.0 TOV

[Deuce Bigalow]

I didn't even use the Pau Playoff record without Kobe stat Mid. But 0-16 is pathetic though no matter how you look at it. 0-16....0-16!!!! Christ at least win one.

[LkrFan]

It looks like mid was spot on with this thread:


Spurs' missed opportunity: After Kawhi Leonard put home a rebound with 4:48 left, the Spurs led 80-72 and the prospect of a daunting 3-1 series lead was nearly at hand. But the previously hot Manu Ginobili's missed two 3-pointers that could have sealed a win, and Golden State is very much alive now.

Pr:lolps son. :toast

[Killakobe81]

He was terrible in game one. Shot over 50 percent in every game after.

In the games where Pau shot over 20 shots, he had 28 points both times.

22 points per game on near .50 shooting is solid for a young big in his second ever playoff series. The games in which he was kept below 20 shots were blowouts, with him playing 26 minutes and 32 minutes respectively. So your ce argument in this instance fails. When he got the shots, he put up big numbers.

Not impressed, he lost and did not do enough them getting blown out may rule out pace but makes him look even worse tbh
I like Pau but your argument is still bullshit ...

[midnightpulp]

Kobe would win FMVP in 01 easily over Duncan. 00 Kobe wasn't in his prime.

How do you figure that?

I just showed you Duncan outperforming Kobe when they've played the same teams, all which featured Kobe in his "prime." What makes you suddenly think Duncan isn't going to outperform him against that Sixers' team? That's an average line (for a prime superstar, as you claim him to be at that time) aside from the rebounds. His points-per-game would be great, but he needed 21 shots to average 24 points. Not the best efficiency. Also worth mentioning is that he didn't shoot over 50% in a single game that series.

[Deuce Bigalow]

How do you figure that?

I just showed you Duncan outperforming Kobe when they've played the same teams, all which featured Kobe in his "prime." What makes you suddenly think Duncan isn't going to outperform him against that Sixers' team? That's an average line (for a prime superstar, as you claim him to be at that time) aside from the rebounds. His points-per-game would be great, but he needed 21 shots to average 24 points. Not the best efficiency. Also worth mentioning is that he didn't shoot over 50% in a single game that series.
Did you not see the 01 WCF? Kobe was better than Duncan, clearly.

We can't forget the fact that you need to win the first 3 rounds to make it to the Finals too. Those matter too.

[midnightpulp]

How about you post Western Conference playoffs stats that Kobe put up to get to the Finals Mid?

2001

Kobe (11g): 31.6 PTS (.577 TS%), 7.0 REB, 6.2 AST, 1.6 STL, 0.5 BLK, 3.0 TOV


And? We're talking about Finals MVPs. Not Western Conference playoff MVPs, which there's no award for. Winning the Western Conference Finals doesn't win you the title. And funny as it seems, Philly was actually the toughest matchup that year. They actually managed to win a game and didn't get blown out every game like the Spurs. And who was it that stepped up most against the 2nd best team in the league that year? Shaq.

And it's funny how you ALWAYS bring up '01. That's the only instance of Kobe ever playing like a true superstar in the playoffs when he was alongside Shaq, so I understand why you do it. What can I say?

He got hot. It happens.

Other than that, Kobe has only broken 44% shooting once in the playoffs when he played with Shaq.

[jeebus]

so what's goin on in this thread?

[100%duncan]

:lmao Deuce Bigalow now bringing up Western conference finals stats :lmao

[midnightpulp]

Did you not see the 01 WCF? Kobe was better than Duncan, clearly.

We can't forget the fact that you need to win the first 3 rounds to make it to the Finals too. Those matter too.

Better than Duncan when?

In '01?

24.5, 14.5, 3.8, 2.7bpg on .488 shooting is pretty much a statistical wash with Kobe's playoff stats that year.

And given Kobe's penchant for underperforming in the Finals, I say there's a more than good chance Duncan wins the Finals MVP.

[midnightpulp]

:lmao Deuce Bigalow now bringing up Western conference finals stats :lmao

Typical Deuce.

He always cherry picks situations where Bryant had his best stats/performances and tries to support his argument with them.

[100%duncan]

Typical Deuce.

He always cherry picks situations where Bryant had his best stats/performances and tries to support his argument with them.

Gotta hand it to you Mid. :tu you sometimes can be the most negative fan especially during the first round but you go ham on these Kome fanboys all the time :lol

[AaronY]

How bout the stats for missing the playoffs in your prime for Kobe and Duncan..how do those work out?..

[AaronY]

It really was quite a stretch run Kobe led that 2004-05 team on,...with him healthy and in the lineup they won 2 or their last 20: http://www.basketball-reference.com/players/b/bryanko01/gamelog/2005/

[100%duncan]

Aaaaaand Deuce disappears, per par. :lol

[midnightpulp]

Not impressed, he lost and did not do enough them getting blown out may rule out pace but makes him look even worse tbh
I like Pau but your argument is still bullshit ...

Yeah, let's not mention his teammates at all!

They had nothing to do with it. They all averaged 25 points per game on 80% shooting while Pau folded.

:lol at the lengths Lakerfan will go to shit on Pau to prop up Kobe.

And truth be told, Kobe, the guy who was dropping 81 points in a game and being compared to Jordan, didn't have much more team success than Pau.

'05: Missed the playoffs.

'06: Blew a 3-1 to the Suns.

'07: Lost 4-1 to the Suns.

So "the best player in the league" as you idiots called him back then won a whopping 4 more playoff games in a 3 year span than did Pau in his 3 playoff appearances with Memphis.

[midnightpulp]

It really was quite a stretch run Kobe led that 2004-05 team on,...with him healthy and in the lineup they won 2 or their last 20: http://www.basketball-reference.com/players/b/bryanko01/gamelog/2005/

It was all Smush's fault!

[100%duncan]

What's funny is Pau and the Grizz made the 05 playoffs while the great Mamba didn't. :lol

[Deuce Bigalow]

Yeah, let's not mention his teammates at all!

They had nothing to do with it. They all averaged 25 points per game on 80% shooting while Pau folded.

:lol at the lengths Lakerfan will go to shit on Pau to prop up Kobe.

And truth be told, Kobe, the guy who was dropping 81 points per game and being compared to Jordan, didn't have much more team success than Pau.

'05: Missed the playoffs.

'06: Blew a 3-1 to the Suns.

'07: Lost 4-1 to the Suns.

So "the best player in the league" as you idiots called him back then won a whopping 4 more playoff games in a 3 year span than did Pau in his 3 playoff appearances with Memphis.
So you're saying he wasn't the best player in the league then?

[Thebesteva]

Who's that?

Not sure, but I'd love to suck on her anus till her head caved in

[Deuce Bigalow]

It really was quite a stretch run Kobe led that 2004-05 team on,...with him healthy and in the lineup they won 2 or their last 20: http://www.basketball-reference.com/players/b/bryanko01/gamelog/2005/
Funny Spurs fans. When the Lakers are losing its Kobe's fault. When they are winning it's a team accomplishment.

[Legacy]

What in the... fuck do The Lakers have to do with this thread, BTFuckingWay? Geez. I swear, this place is completely infested with these rats.

[Deuce Bigalow]

It's always "Kobe missed the Playoffs" and "Lakers stacked team won championships"

Pick a fucking side.

[100%duncan]

Funny Spurs fans. When the Lakers are losing its Kobe's fault. When they are winning it's a team accomplishment.

Because Kobe was the leader on those years they didn't make/ failed in the playoffs. In the championship years? No. Shaq. :lol

[Deuce Bigalow]

What in the... fuck do The Lakers have to do with this thread, BTFuckingWay? Geez. I swear, this place is completely infested with these rats.
I just posted 7-22 (Duncan's FG% this game) and Mid brought up Kobe lol

[Deuce Bigalow]

Because Kobe was the leader on those years they didn't make/ failed in the playoffs. In the championship years? No. Shaq. :lol
and Gasol too right? The" real" leader.

[AaronY]

It's always "Kobe missed the Playoffs" and "Lakers stacked team won championships"

Pick a fucking side.
Lol, he needs a stacked team to do anything..what's contradictory about that?..and how many top 15 players miss the playoffs and/or had losing records in their prime?..serious question..go check..

[100%duncan]

and Gasol too right? The" real" leader.

Yes Gasol was the leader of the Grizz team who made the playoffs 3 time while the great Mamba didn't in one of those years.

'09, '10 Gasol? Do I need to explain? Mid said it all already. :lol

[midnightpulp]

So you're saying he wasn't the best player in the league then?

Yep.

No one considered Kobe the best player in the league in '05. That was one of this worst years as a starter.

During the regular season, perhaps, but don't Lakers fans :lol regular season?

'06 Playoff stats:

Kobe (against the no defense playing Suns): 27.9ppg (7 points below his season average. Huge dropoff. Further proving his 35 regular season PPG was more stat padding than it was legit), 6.3rpg, 5.1apg, 1.0spg, 4.7TO on .497 shooting.

Wade (played defensive minded teams like the Pistons and a 60 win Mavs team in the Finals, who were also great defensively under Avery): 28.2ppg, 5.9rpg, 5.7apg, 2.2spg, 3.9TO on .497 shooting.

'07:

I'm tired of typing all this bullshit out, so I'm using PER (deal with it):

Kobe: 24.1 (another first round exit)

Duncan: 27.2 (won the title)

[Deuce Bigalow]

Lol, he needs a stacked team to do anything..what's contradictory about that?..and how many top 15 players miss the playoffs and/or gad losing records in their prime?..serious question..go check..
Kareem, twice
Jordan, twice
Hakeem, 3 times

Hell, Kareem won an MVP with a losing record.

[ElNono]

Jordan, twice

Not in his prime he didn't...

[ElNono]

dp

[midnightpulp]

I just posted 7-22 (Duncan's FG% this game) and Mid brought up Kobe lol

No I didn't.

I responded with "swept" to your 7-22. And you responded back with Kobe 4-1 vs. the Spurs in the playoffs.

I wasn't even thinking about Kirby since he's irrelevant until you brought him up and reignited my passion for slapping the shit out of Kobe fanboys.

[Deuce Bigalow]

Yep.

No one considered Kobe the best player in the league in '05. That was one of this worst years as a starter.

During the regular season, perhaps, but don't Lakers fans :lol regular season?

'06 Playoff stats:

Kobe (against the no defense playing Suns): 27.9ppg (7 points below his season average. Huge dropoff. Further proving his 35 regular season PPG was more stat padding than it was legit), 6.3rpg, 5.1apg, 1.0spg, 4.7TO on .497 shooting.

Wade (played defensive minded teams like the Pistons and a 60 win Mavs team in the Finals, who were also great defensively under Avery): 28.2ppg, 5.9rpg, 5.7apg, 2.2spg, 3.9TO on .497 shooting.

'07:

I'm tired of typing all this bullshit out, so I'm using PER (deal with it):

Kobe: 24.1 (another first round exit)

Duncan: 27.2 (won the title)
Kobe was the best player in 06-08. Coaches, GMs, players all agree. There's video of them saying it. Wade and Lebron were calling Kobe the best in 08 and 09. LMAO at Duncan in 07 LOLOLOL Fucking idiot.

[Deuce Bigalow]

Not in his prime he didn't...
That's because he played in the East. Check his team's W-L the first 3 years. All below .500. And don't tell me he wasn't in his prime. He was averging 35-37 ppg back then, had his highest ppg season of his career during the time.

[Deuce Bigalow]

Popovich on Kobe in 07


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liIYL7YcePI

"Most talented player on both sides"

[Deuce Bigalow]

Can't believe some of you Spur fans are really this dumb. Kobe had 10 50+ point games in 2006-07 season.

Bbbbut "stat pading" smh

[AaronY]

Kareem, twice
Jordan, twice
Hakeem, 3 times


Hell, Kareem won an MVP with a losing record.
Lol..Kareem did twice didnt know that (lol GOAT my ass)..Jordan never did in his prime..Hakeem did just once in his prime and his team still had a winning record: http://www.basketball-reference.com/teams/HOU/


Lol, Kobe 14 games under .500 in his prime..lol 2 for 20 stretch run..

[midnightpulp]

Kobe was the best player in 06-08. Coaches, GMs, players all agree. There's video of them saying it. Wade and Lebron were calling Kobe the best in 08 and 09. LMAO at Duncan in 07 LOLOLOL Fucking idiot.

:lol Opinions of "basketball people."

You cares what "they" say, the stats and performances clearly show Wade was superior to Kobe in '06. The stats clearly show AGAIN Duncan was superior to Kobe. Stop being preoccupied with PPG.

Kobe was probably the best player in '08, but his Finals meltdown might prove otherwise. After that it's been Lebron's league (although I think Dirk temporarily stole that title from him in '11).

[Deuce Bigalow]

Lol..Kareem did twice didnt know that (lol GOAT my ass)..Jordan never did in his prime..Hakeem did just once in his prime and his team still had a winning record: http://www.basketball-reference.com/teams/HOU/


Lol, Kobe 14 games under .500 in his prime..lol 2 for 20 stretch run..
Lol, Kobe 5 rings

86-87 Bulls: 40-42 (Jordan 37.1 ppg season, don't tell me he wasn't in his prime)

[AaronY]

Made the playoffs..

[DJ Mbenga]

damn i've missed seeing the midnightpulp meltdowns.

[Deuce Bigalow]

:lol Opinions of "basketball people."

You cares what "they" say, the stats and performances clearly show Wade was superior to Kobe in '06. The stats clearly show AGAIN Duncan was superior to Kobe. Stop being preoccupied with PPG.

Kobe was probably the best player in '08, but his Finals meltdown might prove otherwise. After that it's been Lebron's league (although I think Dirk temporarily stole that title from him in '11).
Yeah your Kobe hatred just blinds you from thinking straight. Kobe dropped 62 in 3 quarters, outscoring the team by himself vs the same team Wade was going to the FT line in the Finals.
2007....not worth my time because it's lol worthy
2008...yeah too obvious again.

[100%duncan]

Kobe was the best player in 06-08. Coaches, GMs, players all agree. There's video of them saying it. Wade and Lebron were calling Kobe the best in 08 and 09. LMAO at Duncan in 07 LOLOLOL Fucking idiot.

Deflecting per par. :lol

[100%duncan]

Being the best player in 05 :lol Misses playoffs

[AaronY]

Lol, Lakers sitting at 32-30 probably about the eighth seed..Kobe: "Don't worry guys, I got this!"..willing em to victory etc..Final record 34-48, 12th seed..GOAT!!..

[Deuce Bigalow]

Made the playoffs..
Because of the other teams positions. The Bulls made the Playoffs with a 30-52 record the year before. Yeah 30-52.

[midnightpulp]

Can't believe some of you Spur fans are really this dumb. Kobe had 10 50+ point games in 2006-07 season.

Bbbbut "stat pading" smh

What happened in the playoffs?

No one gave a shit about David Robinson's 71 point game or quad double when he got toasted in the playoffs.

Here's where you say Kobe had no help.

Closeout game 5 against the Suns:

Kobe: 34 points on 13-33 shooting with 6 TOs.

Odom: 33 points on 12-21 shooting, 10 boards.

Kobe also had only one assist. He wasn't getting other players involved.

[100%duncan]

Deuce Bigalow how about giving us some stats tbh? :lol

[Deuce Bigalow]

Being the best player in 05 :lol Misses playoffs
Never said he was in 05 though.

[midnightpulp]

Yeah your Kobe hatred just blinds you from thinking straight. Kobe dropped 62 in 3 quarters, outscoring the team by himself vs the same team Wade was going to the FT line in the Finals.
2007....not worth my time because it's lol worthy
2008...yeah too obvious again.

:lol Regular season performances.