"God has his hands on our team" - Mark Jackson

[hater]

:lol God's team

I hope their airplane crashes now :lol

[noles1983]

hope that fuck gets hit by a bus with a church ad stamped on it

[SpursRock20]

God doesn't care if the Warriors win or lose

[spurs1990]

Hey man gotta cling to your religion when you are outmatched in a NBA series.

[crc21209]

He seriously needs to stop with that. God this, god that. Shut up!

[dbreiden83080]

Was God around today when 17 people got shot in New Orleans? No I guess he was watching the game..

[Harry Callahan]

Mark Jackson puts his hands (and other stuff) on a 20 year old stripper eight years ago (he was married at the time). He calls the FBI on her when she and an accomplice try to extort money from him a couple of years ago.

Mark Jackson is a piece of garbage and isn't even a real coach.

I'm sorry SA is staggering through this series. They blew a great chance to shut up the fake preacher Jackson. Too bad scumbags like Mark Jackson get accolades for winning a few basketball games. He is a loser of the highest order.

[dbreiden83080]

He seriously needs to stop with that. God this, god that. Shut up!

Yeah well to be fair Avery Johnson never STFU about it either when he was a Spur..

[SenorSpur]

Now that statement is more of his hyperbole.

[GrandeDavid]

Amen to that! I love that he wants his team blessed. Hopefully the Spurs seek God's hand as well.

[Austin_Toros]

For me it's just as much about the Warriors losing the series as it is about the Spurs winning. Mark Jackson is starting to annoy me.

[dallasmaverickslose]

I hate this guy. He's a stuck-up, cocky thug.

[justinandimcool]

netw3rk ‏@netw3rk (https://twitter.com/netw3rk)5m (https://twitter.com/netw3rk/status/333717781017157632)
“Yo, god, we we’re supposed to have that meeting about childhood cancer.” “Sorry, dude. Warriors tonight.”

[rjv]

they ought to get chris broussard to interview him

[rjv]

by the way, who the hell was the dumb ass reporter who kept asking the spurs and pop if we have ever seen a team as unique as the warriors.

[BatManu20]

Lol "Team of Destiny" talks already starting. Whoever comes out of the West is losing to Miami anyways. I doubt it's Golden State, but if it was, they'd be swept or lose in 5 to the Heat.

[exstatic]

Pride goeth before a fall.

[J.T.]

I changed my mind. Somebody needs to hip check Mark Jackson.

[dbreiden83080]

There are very few things more annoying than people that relate every fucking thing in their life to GOD.

Got a promotion at work- God's plan for me
My team won the big game- God's plan for me
I have cancer- I don't understand why but this must just be God's way of testing me..



:rolleyes:rolleyes

[EricB]

He seriously needs to stop with that. God this, god that. Shut up!

Why does it bother you?

[EricB]

There are very few things more annoying than people that relate every fucking thing in their life to GOD.

Got a promotion at work- God's plan for me
My team won the big game- God's plan for me
I have cancer- I don't understand why but this must just be God's way of testing me..



:rolleyes:rolleyes



how does it affect you? Oh it doesn't.

[dbreiden83080]

how does it affect you? Oh it doesn't.

Must have been god's plan for you to reply...

[EricB]

Must have been god's plan for you to reply...


God's plan for you to completely side step it.

[jimbo]

David Robinson would shit on the heathens in this thread

[dbreiden83080]

I’ll be sure to tell my 4 year olds at the Soccer game next weekend that god’s will ensured our victory today..

[TheGoldStandard]

We need to close out these next 2 games especially game 6 at Oracle so we can watch him cry.

[mingus]

how does it affect you? Oh it doesn't.

You're the one who saying it affects him.

Serious religious people don't fuck hookers on the side while they're married and keep it a secret and lie about until it becomes a story years later. And if you can be, then religion has lost all it's credibility.

[baseline bum]

Dwight done fucked up last summer not wanting to play for Coach Jeeb-o-tard.

[jon123spurs]

Second coming of Ray Lewis.

[DieHardSpursFan1537]

Tell this piece of shit Mark to stop saying dumb shit like that. "Curry and Thompson have the best backcourt game of all time" and now this shit?

[Sean Cagney]

God doesn't care if the Warriors win or lose
Yes, I hate when some try to bring GOD into it like he cares what a damn Sports team does!

[DarrinS]

Of all the things I'm pissed about today, this is not one of them.


Besides, God just told me he likes Spurs in 6.

[Cane]

God dammit

[Budkin]

It will be satisfying to see God abandon the Warriors when they are eliminated.

[HI-FI]

Of all the things I'm pissed about today, this is not one of them.


Besides, God just told me he likes Spurs in 6.

i hope.


I hate Mark Jackson. cocky player, horrible announcer, and now he is like an ESPN version of a coach, saying generic shit while an assistant is drawing up plays.

I hate bringing the God argument into this, it's basically his way of saying "hey, we're the good guys, they're the bad guys". the media will eat it up because they are bored with the Spurs.

btw, did you hear that he had his fucking wife sing the national anthem again? the man's ego is out of control.

[Obstructed_View]

Pride goeth before a fall.

:clap

[DarrinS]

God has also instructed me to print out the box score sheet for this game and burn it in the back yard.

Done

[DPG21920]

So when Mark Jackson talks about God and the Warriors is he saying God favors those who cheat on their wives with strippers or that God hates the Spurs?

[SpursRock20]

i hope.


I hate Mark Jackson. cocky player, horrible announcer, and now he is like an ESPN version of a coach, saying generic shit while an assistant is drawing up plays.

I hate bringing the God argument into this, it's basically his way of saying "hey, we're the good guys, they're the bad guys". the media will eat it up because they are bored with the Spurs.

btw, did you hear that he had his fucking wife sing the national anthem again? the man's ego is out of control.

Agree.

When you really look at it, we are painted as the villains. We wear black. We never seem to die. Our "boring" play always beats out "exciting" play. The media really likes to paint this picture.

It's really ironic though. We do things the right way, we don't have any loud boisterous players, and are in a small market. You'd think we could be marketable as the little guys that always find a way to compete. But no, we are equated to an evil empire that needs to be eliminated.

[SpursRock20]

So when Mark Jackson talks about God and the Warriors is he saying God favors those who cheat on their wives with strippers or that God hates the Spurs?

God hates boring basketball I guess.

[spurtech09]

:lol God's team

I hope their airplane crashes now :loldude that's not a good thing to say.....as for mark Jackson.....I think he means the devil...just saying....curry shooting lights out in a game one....Thompson shooting lights out game 2...like crazy....mark sold his soul to the devil lol....god does not decide games or make basketball teams better

[dbreiden83080]

So when Mark Jackson talks about God and the Warriors is he saying God favors those who cheat on their wives with strippers or that God hates the Spurs?

He is saying "I go to church every Sunday so I can attribute my basketball teams success to that"..

[DPG21920]

He is saying "I go to church every Sunday so I can attribute my basketball teams success to that"..

But he doesn't go every Sunday - he goes to the strip club to cheat on his wife.

[DPG21920]

I wish Spurs Jesus would show up with a sign next game that says:

"Mark, stop calling me. I love the Spurs and don't condone adultury with strippers".

[HI-FI]

I wish Spurs Jesus would show up with a sign next game that says:

"Mark, stop calling me. I love the Spurs and don't condone adultury with strippers".
:lol
DPG going ham

[Russ]

I think Jackson was just using the word "God" the way one might use the word "fate."

If anything, it was an expression of humility, as if saying I don't know how we did it, but we did.

If we're gonna get so literal that we venture into theological criticism of statements made in the heat of a sporting contest, we got a lotta "splaining to do" given the similar statements some of our past icons.

[Uriel]

I didn't know God was a Warriors fan. :lol

[JingleJangleJingle]

of all the teams to lose to :( fuck this, i don't think i would be able to recover losing a team with Mark Jackson as the Head Coach.

[Stabula]

Was God around today when 17 people got shot in New Orleans? No I guess he was watching the game.. :lol

[Sean Cagney]

of all the teams to lose to :( fuck this, i don't think i would be able to recover losing a team with Mark Jackson as the Head Coach.

I hope we do not lose to this damn team, I swear I WISH we won today so we can close this one out fast! They are annoying as hell, it starts from their coach.

[mudyez]

Now it all makes sense:

Bush attacked Irak because of Dub fan God, didn't he?

God = Douche

[DapDaGenius]

I think Jackson was just using the word "God" the way one might use the word "fate."

If anything, it was an expression of humility, as if saying I don't know how we did it, but we did.

If we're gonna get so literal that we venture into theological criticism of statements made in the heat of a sporting contest, we got a lotta "splaining to do" given the similar statements some of our past icons.

:toast

[unforeseen]

Will he blame God when the Warriors lose?

[Drachen]

God doesn't care if the Warriors win or lose

God doesn't care about Warrior people.

[-21-]

I cracked up when I saw this. :lmao

[davidbowie]

y'all all need the lord in your life!!!

[cd98]

By the God reference does he mean a devine being or David Stern?

[Spur|n|Austin]

I wish Spurs Jesus would show up with a sign next game that says:

"Mark, stop calling me. I love the Spurs and don't condone adultury with strippers".

That would be epic :lol

[EVAY]

Jackson has a very young team and seems to believe that if he can get them to believe that God gives a hoot about a basketball game that they will play above their level.

From a psychology standpoint, he may be right.

But that must mean that he really doesn't believe that they have the superior skills. And he is right in that assessment.

[DPG21920]

It would also be great if we could get the Stripper he cheated with a front row seat next to the visitors bench (although I think she's in prison now)

[spurs10]

If there is a God then the Warriors are going to lose, so we don't have to listen this guy's wife sing the National Anthem again. The stripper probably has a better set of pipes on her anyway.

[mudyez]

http://www.flipkik.com/uploads/pics/wheres-your-god-now.png

[Clipper Nation]

Was God's hands also all over det stripper that Mark Jackass cheated on his wife with? :lol

EDIT: Damn, DPG beat me to it :lol

[spurs10]

Was God's hands also all over det stripper that Mark Jackass cheated on his wife with? :lol

EDIT: Damn, DPG beat me to it :lol
Let the stripper sing! Let the stripper sing! :lol

[manu]

They have Mark Jackson and the whole GS team praising God after every game.
Well if that's the case, we have David Robinson and pastor Max Lucado interceding for us, devoted Christians who love their beloved San Antonio Spurs....SO if it really came down to that, we would also have a reason to say we also have God looking over our team smh

HOWEVER, I think all of that is irrelevant in sports.
That's why I agree with all of you, leave the "GOD" part out of the picture. It will come down to effort, heart and execution, regardless of the players or coaches' faith.

And I personally have no problem with athletes giving glory to God after games, but just don't use it as an excuse to say you won because God is in your side, that's just not right. :nope

[Beaverfuzz]

God just took a huge dump and called it Oakland.

[mudyez]

Isn't he basically saying: "these kids suck, but god helped us again!" ???

[Horry Hipcheck]

Ray Allen sums up how I feel about God being brought into the discussion:


"I've argued this with a lot of people in my life,'' Allen said. "When people say God blessed me with a beautiful jump shot, it really pisses me off. I tell those people, 'Don't undermine the work I've put in every day.' Not some days. Every day. Ask anyone who has been on a team with me who shoots the most. Go back to Seattle and Milwaukee, and ask them. The answer is me -- not because it's a competition but because that's how I prepare."

My views regarding the stain on human existence that is all religion notwithstanding, he's got the right idea.

[pikkiwoki]

y'all all need the lord in your life!!!

NrhJT98IoaQ

[Spursfan092120]

God has a LOT more important things to do than decide who wins a damn basketball series.

[LarryDavid]

http://vjmorton.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/spurs-nuns.jpg

[pgardn]

The devil in me says I am so glad Jackson is the Warriors coach.

Mainly because he sucks. We could easily be down 3-1...

[SpurPadre]

Ray Allen sums up how I feel about God being brought into the discussion:



My views regarding the stain on human existence that is all religion notwithstanding, he's got the right idea.


I hate that fucker with a passion but he's got a point. Kindof ironic, though, considering he played a character named Jesus, lol. The one thing that gets me about religious athletes or coaches is that whenever they say God helped them, is that they're basically insinuating that their God favors certain groups over others. Doesn't that philosophy go against their faith? Oh well, it's all bullshit, any ways, they just can't see it.

[Doctor J]

God said in the Ten Commandments,

"You shall not misuse the name of the LORD your God, for the LORD will not hold anyone guiltless who misuses his name." (Exodus 20:7)

[jack sommerset]

God works in mysterious ways. I shall take the wait and see approach. God bless

[spurs10]

Avery Johnson and David Robinson both. I think a Spurs fan has the least room to talk of anyone over this stupid religious shit.
True about Avery and David, but you didn't see them calling the FBblankingI when their stripper mistress started blackmailing them! Largely because they didn't have stripper mistresses, in all likelihood!! :lol

[pgardn]

True about Avery and David, but you didn't see them calling the FBblankingI when their stripper mistress started blackmailing them! Largely because they didn't have stripper mistresses, in all likelihood!! :lol

As long as he has accepted cheezus as his savior he can nail my head to the ground and be forgiven.

Or so I am told by the folks who have the Big Guy's cell number.

[Trainwreck2100]

Avery Johnson and David Robinson both. I think a Spurs fan has the least room to talk of anyone over this stupid religious shit.

they never said God cared if they won the game

[spursfan09]

God had his hands on us in 1999, 2003, 2005, 2007.

Why did he abandon us every other year?

[ginobilized]

"God has his hands on our team (like I had my hands on that stripper)"
M. Jackson

How did that turn out for him?

[Mouth is Bleeding]

Gott ist tot tbh

[Brazil]

God has a LOT more important things to do than decide who wins a damn basketball series.

Like what tbh ?

[moisaenz]

How can that be? Spurs are from Texas.... Warriors from San Francisco?????

[moisaenz]

I hate that fucker with a passion but he's got a point. Kindof ironic, though, considering he played a character named Jesus, lol. The one thing that gets me about religious athletes or coaches is that whenever they say God helped them, is that they're basically insinuating that their God favors certain groups over others. Doesn't that philosophy go against their faith? Oh well, it's all bullshit, any ways, they just can't see it.

You got it right if you think God puts you before someone else you are just plain self righteous... it is just like Ray Lewis, you did not win because God favored you won cause you were given a good team and somewhat of a gift and you figured it out...

[senorglory]

Of course god is involved.

[senorglory]

As an offering?

[FuzzyLumpkins]

So IOW, he has no clue how they won that game so instead let's attribute it to fantasy man. "I didn't do shit and we still won; it gots to be God," Jackson said.

[cheguevara]

:lmao God rooting for a team of the city of Sodom

:lmao God rooting for a team who's owner is a known sodomist

:lmao

[Spursfan092120]

Like what tbh ?
Not gonna dignify that with a response, tbh

[hater]

:lmao God rooting for a team of the city of Sodom

:lmao God rooting for a team who's owner is a known sodomist

:lmao

:lol :rollin

[AaronY]

I think it merits a response tbh.,

[Brazil]

Not gonna dignify that with a response, tbh

why that ?
you are saying he has better stuff to do than influencing a basketball game, what stuff ?

[Spursfan092120]

why that ?
you are saying he has better stuff to do than influencing a basketball game, what stuff ?
see previous comment

[AaronY]

Pertinent question imo..

[hater]

why that ?
you are saying he has better stuff to do than influencing a basketball game, what stuff ?

Jackson is the type of black preacher that would pay a druglord or gangmember to influence the game. He is that type of person, a piece of scum. How anyone not see that is beyond me. Haven't you mofos seen movies with black preachers on it? :lol

[Brazil]

see previous comment

wtf ? I'm not clever enough to get an answer to a simple question ?
you're the one saying he has better stuff to do.

[moisaenz]

Jackson is creflo dollar's least successful brother

[Spursfan092120]

wtf ? I'm not clever enough to get an answer to a simple question ?
you're the one saying he has better stuff to do.
GOD DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT SPORTS!!

Whether you believe in God or don't, I don't know or care. I do...and my opinion is that things like people dying and people starving are probably going to take precedent over a sporting event...just sayin.

[hater]

this just in. Mark Jackson to receive 100 lashes at halftime to inspire his team

[Brazil]

GOD DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT SPORTS!!

Whether you believe in God or don't, I don't know or care. I do...and my opinion is that things like people dying and people starving are probably going to take precedent over a sporting event...just sayin.

not sure I'm seeing him very concerned by people starving or dying tbh maybe he is too busy with the nba POs

[jesterbobman]

I'm pretty sure Diego Maradona is supporting the Spurs.

[Spursfan092120]

not sure I'm seeing him very concerned by people starving or dying tbh maybe he is too busy with the nba POs
The exact reason I didn't want to say anything...I expected a condescending post like that. Good day.

[moisaenz]

I'm pretty sure Diego Maradona is supporting the Spurs.
The god of soccer, yes he is.

[Brazil]

The exact reason I didn't want to say anything...I expected a condescending post like that. Good day.

Nothing condescending tbh, just simple questions and interrogations.

[Spursfan092120]

Nothing condescending tbh, just simple questions and interrogations.
Unnecessary interrogations when you already knew what my response was going to be. Basically you were trying to be a dick, you succeeded, so congratulations.

[lipton22]

Amen to that! I love that he wants his team blessed. Hopefully the Spurs seek God's hand as well.
Same here GrandeDavid. Nothing wrong with faith in God. That's a wonderful thing. However that does not mean his team will win. But it does mean God will be with him in this life and in the next. Maybe he changed for the better or maybe he's faking it. If Mark is fake than Jesus will judge Him. Spurs have a history of faith with David Robertson. They also have a history as the nice guy team. We don't know if God has a team or doesn't but there is nothing wrong with having faith in Him.

[mvparker]

Where is your God now fuckin' piece of shit ?...

[Kool Bob Love]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly5wycl9811r6zbj9o1_1280.jpg

[Budkin]

http://www.sable-pro.net/WHERE_IS_YOUR_GOD_NOW.jpg

[hater]

Black Preacher must have not said enough hail mary's imo

[pikkiwoki]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly5wycl9811r6zbj9o1_1280.jpg

:lol


:tu

[hater]

Cry Black Preacha Cry!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thou shal not use God's name in vain

Where is your God now????

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

[hater]

Cry Black Preacha Cry!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thou shal not use God's name in vain

Where is your God now????

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/06_01/hirst1PA_468x656.jpg

[in2deep]

Cry Black Preacha Cry!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thou shal not use God's name in vain

Where is your God now????

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/06_01/hirst1PA_468x656.jpg


:lmao :lmao :lmao

[Austin_Toros]

It appears God has abandoned the GSW :lol

[Chinook]

When I saw those two threes rim out for them, I wondered what Jackson was thinking at the time. That seemed a lot more like divine intervention than did the officials making poor calls.

[Brunodf]

It appears God has abandoned the GSW :lol
:cry God is teaching them a lesson

[Calispursfan11]

God smacked those 12 year old wunderkinds right out tha playoffs. The Spurs were merely instruments in his divine plan tbh.

[jhuan16]

Sorry God can't help the warrior tonight he was too busy at giving aids to unborn African baby.

[capek]

To Mark Jackson, from God:

http://siderealtechnology.com/GodsFinger.jpg

[hater]

Jackson almost kills his own player by naming god in vain. Hope h learned his lesson

[capek]

Jackson almost kills his own player by naming god in vain. Hope h learned his lesson

Naw, even if Barnes head exploded when he hit the floor, Jackson would just say that "god works in mysterious ways" blah blah blah like they always do, and go on like nothing happened.

[Spursfanfromafar]

Naw, even if Barnes head exploded when he hit the floor, Jackson would just say that "god works in mysterious ways" blah blah blah like they always do, and go on like nothing happened.

Lol. It would be funny if one day, we have Mark Jackson and Manu Ginobili in a studio debating this. how do such buffoons get to become coaches, beats me.

[SnakeBoy]

Of all the things I'm pissed about today, this is not one of them.


Besides, God just told me he likes Spurs in 6.

Good call by God. Has HE given you a line on the grizz series?

[pikkiwoki]

The Big Fundamental > The Big Fundamentalist






























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