My penis is too big, tbh..

[HarlemHeat37]

So I have an Issue. My penis is way to large. Before I tell you my sob story let me say that no I am not trying to show off, Im not trying to gain confidence or any bullshit like that. Im being serious right meow..

My penis' size is in the double digits, most men would consider this a blessing right? NO! I hate it and wish I was smaller, I would be much happier with like 5". People stare at my bulge wherever I go unless Im wearing baggy pants (I hate baggy pants) but the real issue is finding a girl to date. Im 20 and havent been able to find a good girl to have a relationship with..

Once a girl finds out my size they get scared of it and cant have sex with me or date me. When I do have sex I usually cant fit, when I do it isnt pleasurable because I cant go all the way to the hilt and its painful for the girl..

The girls I meet that WANT to mate with me and date, are Immense emotionless succubi (not saying all women who like a penis this size are like that, just the ones I've met). I hate my penis so much, its ruining my life and scaring off the women I want to be with..

So please, advise me! Men and/or women, Im sure some of you have some personal experience or some awesome advise. Thank you, may the city be with you..

[AussieFanKurt]

jesus christ.. who posted this

[Latarian Milton]

if you hate it so bad you can chop it off and be a celibate like me tbh, i guaruantee you'll feel much happier w/o that piece of shit between the legs

if you fear the pain, you may as well try wearing some close-fitting stretchy pants to bond the cock close to your body. it ain't comfortable but it ain't no big issue if you only wear it for a few hours during a date something.

[The Reckoning]

dude i know exactly what you mean.

take a girl home and she whips out a standard condom and you have none on you...all you do is shake your head and roll over and sleep...

[Latarian Milton]

tbh it's still too early for you to consider having a "relationship" when you're only 20yr old, in fact a smart man will not ever consider getting married or having any relationship before his 30th birthday imho. just get random bitches and fuck them for fun, and you don't need to give a shit what the bitch thinks of your dick imho. just thrust your giant cock into the smelly hole between bitch's legs and enjoy yourself, no matter whether it means pain or fun for the fucking bitch tbh

[FkLA]

tbh it's still too early for you to consider having a "relationship" when you're only 20yr old, in fact a smart man will not ever consider getting married or having any relationship before his 30th birthday imho. just get random bitches and fuck them for fun, and you don't need to give a shit what the bitch thinks of your dick imho. just thrust your giant cock into the smelly hole between bitch's legs and enjoy yourself, no matter whether it means pain or fun for the fucking bitch tbh

:lmao :lmao

[The Reckoning]

tbh it's still too early for you to consider having a "relationship" when you're only 20yr old, in fact a smart man will not ever consider getting married or having any relationship before his 30th birthday imho. just get random bitches and fuck them for fun, and you don't need to give a shit what the bitch thinks of your dick imho. just thrust your giant cock into the smelly hole between bitch's legs and enjoy yourself, no matter whether it means pain or fun for the fucking bitch tbh


except every worthwhile ho will get eaten up by then, and dating down is a no go because every self respecting ho wouldn't date you tbh.


imo, start a farm system of suitable bitches and snag one when they ripen.

[Wild Cobra]

Why worry about a girl? If you have double digit length, just bend over and suck yourself off.

[lebomb]

So I have an Issue. My penis is way to large. Before I tell you my sob story let me say that no I am not trying to show off, Im not trying to gain confidence or any bullshit like that. Im being serious right meow..

My penis' size is in the double digits, most men would consider this a blessing right? NO! I hate it and wish I was smaller, I would be much happier with like 5". People stare at my bulge wherever I go unless Im wearing baggy pants (I hate baggy pants) but the real issue is finding a girl to date. Im 20 and havent been able to find a good girl to have a relationship with..

Once a girl finds out my size they get scared of it and cant have sex with me or date me. When I do have sex I usually cant fit, when I do it isnt pleasurable because I cant go all the way to the hilt and its painful for the girl..

The girls I meet that WANT to mate with me and date, are Immense emotionless succubi (not saying all women who like a penis this size are like that, just the ones I've met). I hate my penis so much, its ruining my life and scaring off the women I want to be with..

So please, advise me! Men and/or women, Im sure some of you have some personal experience or some awesome advise. Thank you, may the city be with you..


STFU............ panda express dick. :lmao

[LnGrrrR]

:lmao :lmao

[Avante]

A 9 pound baby can come out of there so please cool this.."they are afraid of it"..hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lebomb]

A 9 pound baby can come out of there so please cool this.."they are afraid of it"..hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!


Avante with ol school truths............

[AussieFanKurt]

lol thinking just because a baby comes out of a vag that it can fit a footlong dick... just goes to show avante is really a 15 year old masquerading as a old cunt

[Big Empty]

Why worry about a girl? If you have double digit length, just bend over and suck yourself off.
Lmfao classic!

[Avante]

lol thinking just because a baby comes out of a vag that it can fit a footlong dick... just goes to show avante is really a 15 year old masquerading as a old cunt

Everything you post totally screams....I'M STILL A CHERRY BOY.

[Spur|n|Austin]

You can't find a girl because your dick is too big

:lmao I've heard it all now!

[lil'mo]

wait... harlemheat is a dude???

[lefty]

He has a dick ?

[xtremesteven33]

Remind me of my friend wanting a breast reduction cause her boobs are too big.

Bullshit.

[baseline bum]

C'mon man, you're doing a LOT of assuming here. Walk a mile in his shoes, and THEN judge. Not so sure it's THAT good of a problem when only 5% of women out there can handle it pleasurably. It's hard enough finding a match, much less a soul-mate when you HAVE access to the other 95%. (and yes, IMHO, sexual compatibility is as critical as physical or emotional compatibility)

OP, I'm not really sure what to offer you here, but I wouldn't be surprised if there are forums dedicated to handling "issues" like yours, and women (i mean REAL women) out there looking for exactly what you've got.

Not so sure I would even recommend surgery even if it was an option (yikes!), but that may also be something for you to consider.

Good luck.

[mrsmaalox]

I'll bet at this very moment there is a woman, somewhere, lamenting her gargantuan vagina and all the tiny penises around her, looking for a guy just like you. Maybe try Craigslist?

[lebomb]

I'll bet at this very moment there is a woman, somewhere, lamenting her gargantuan vagina and all the tiny penises around her, looking for a guy just like you. Maybe try Craigslist?


Yeah, maybe only a tranny can satisfy him..........

[symple19]

Many have been trolling so far so I'll try to help...

I have a friend who told me some stories about a guy like OP... She claimed that she bled later and it really did hurt for her - so watch out.

I mean, you need foreplay, furthermore, you need her to actually want to have sex with you (and your dick). Nothing will happen without her wanting it. I think that's what sex always comes down to anyway. Ease it in? Make sure she's wet? Use lube? Get her ready to take it?

I don't think there's much to say other then that.

[Leetonidas]

really dude? i was scrolling down and had to see that?

go fuck yourself hh

[AussieFanKurt]

:lmao feel sorry for people at work who scrolled past that... harlem bout to get banned again

[Budkin]

First Kool now HH. Damn I missed the good shit again :lol

[DarrinS]

Just date tall women with man hands

[Expert]

In remote parts of the world men with abnormally large appendages are known to fellate one another out of respect. Some of these men compare their sausages to the backstraps of the cape buffalo, meaty and filled with sinew, haughty and hot to the touch. It's said that one legendary tribesman from the darkest regions of the jungle carried his length around in a sling, like he was hauling a dead giant squid. It's said that he died of blood loss just because he became abnormally erect one day.

[silverblk mystix]

If it is too big - you should spit it out - cos' it aint yours...

[Avante]

Back in the day I was at a party, everyone was getting high and drinking. While sitting on the couch cruising with a buzz I noticed a poster (70 or so) of an African warrior, there he stood in that elaborate head dress, a giant shield and a spear, and this long knife, as I looked a little closer I realized that knife was actually his penis, he had it tied in a knot and it still was almost to his knees.

His penis was to big.

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The African Karamojong tribe from North Eastern Uganda have been known to employ similar penis stretching techniques. From early youth they hang ever increasing numbers of circular stone disks from the end of their penises, and over the course of a number of years they can achieve penis lengths comparable to the Indian Sadhus. In order to better manage their rather monumental and impractical appendages, the Karamojong then tie their penises in knots."

"Beginning at puberty, men of the Karamojong tribe of northeastern Uganda begin the long, arduous process of ritualistic penis stretching. A boy will hang a circular stone disk from the tip of his penis, adding more disks as he becomes accustomed to the weight (and the pain!). By the time the boy has reached his teenage years, he may carry up to 20 pounds on his penis, which by this time can measure 18 inches or more in length. To avoid sitting on the elongated appendage, the men will often tie their penises into knots and tuck them away.

[mojorizen7]

Anybody ever work in a hardware store,have an attractive woman walk up to you and ask..."I'm looking for some caulk."

I almost lost my job that day.