Confession time.............

[lebomb]

Im really 14, still a virgin, and have not seen a pair of tits before.


:depressed

Im looking forward to sex and titties though. :toast

[Avante]

Being only 14 you need some advice.

First thing you concentrate on is getting your stuff before ya start getting serious with the ladi...ah..girls. Build up that wardrobe, have that big screen TV, have some $$$$$$ put away, yep....do whatever it takes to get some $$$$$$$$. Learn to drive right now. Women..ah...girls love a guy who has his shit together. Being a youngun you'll think (once ya start fucking) that's it all about drilling for oil, POUND POUND JAB JABJABJAB!!!!!!!....nope! You take it slow and easy, she'll adore you for it, trust me.

Once you're done and she (if you did it right) is floating around in that little boat on that ocean of bliss, she'll want to talk. You better make damn sure you listen. Toss out an occasional grunt.

[100%duncan]

Da hell :lol