You

[Avante]

me

born in 1949
6-2 278
blue eyes
brown hair
married with children
retired
X..footballer, trackster, US Navy, insurance sales, cannery worker, creamery foreman
jail...5 times
drugs...pot, LSD, coke, hash, opium
education....HS grad, 33 college units

favorite

author...Robert E. Howard/James Lee Burke(simply can't decide)
movie...Casablanca
band...The Rolling Stones
TV...Burn Notice

Interests

weights
football
track
music (blues in particular)

The perfect day in my opinion...

Wake up around 6am, can smell the coffee brewing, after pouring a cup notice it's pouring down rain. I make the call.....550 (to win 500) on the Niners to cover. Kick back and turn on some vintage Piedmont blues. After watching the Niners totally destroy the Broncos in the SB, it's off to dinner and a night of great food (steak/shrimp) drinking, and sex. After the sex (she's in that boat on the sea of bliss) turn on the antique lamp by the bed and delve into a new James Lee Burke I just bought.

you?

[Sportcamper]

jail...5 times
drugs...pot, LSU, coke, hash, opium

OK that was funny...:lmao

[ohmwrecker]

Weren't you supposed to leave for a month?

[I. Hustle]

me

born in 1979
5-6 390 black eyes
black hair
married with children
retarded
X..not much
jail...0 times
drugs...metformin, acarbose, enoxaparin, bayer, orlistat
education....some high school

favorite author... Paula Deen
movie...Cloak & dagger
band...The Fat Boys
TV...Food Network

Interests

horticulture
Dog grooming (I included a picture)
Master baiting (I love to make lures)
Kung Fu

The perfect day in my opinion...

Wake up around 11am, can smell the porn brewing, after wacking off notice it's pouring down rain. I make the call.....550-PIZZA (meat lovers) from Papa Johns. Kick back and turn on some vintage Punk Brewster. After watching my neighbors having sex through the monitor he gave me, it's off to dinner and a night of great food (steak/shrimp) drinking, and master baiting. After the master baiting (15 minutes of clean up) turn on the antique lamp by the bed and delve into a new Sara Lee I just bought.

you?

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[Reck]

5 times in jail= a lifetime of buttsecks.

[Avante]

Weren't you supposed to leave for a month?

Nope!

Why enter threads that don't interest you? I don't.

[Avante]

5 times in jail= a lifetime of buttsecks.

You ever actually respond to the topic?

I spent about 10 years doing the crazy man on the loose routine. Haven't been in trouble now for 30 years or so,

[DJR210]

Me

Jailed twice

Drugs - Weed, Coke, Acid (my fav), Shrooms, Esctacy, Morning Glory, Molly, "Whippits", Xanax, Promethazine, Codiene, Seroquel

[Avante]

Me

Jailed twice

Drugs - Weed, Coke, Acid (my fav), Shrooms, Esctacy, Morning Glory, Molly, "Whippits", Xanax, Promethazine, Codiene, Seroquel

What's your take on taking a trip?

[J.T.]

Drugs - Weed, Coke, Acid (my fav), Shrooms, Esctacy, Morning Glory, Molly, "Whippits", Xanax, Promethazine, Codiene, Seroquel

In about two years you are going to have problems that can only be described as an inability to sit still and feel normal and will have to quit ALL of that shit at once. Going cold turkey on one thing isn't fun, let alone 17.

Just a tip from someone who's been there.

[DJR210]

In about two years you are going to have problems that can only be described as an inability to sit still and feel normal and will have to quit ALL of that shit at once. Going cold turkey on one thing isn't fun, let alone 17.

Just a tip from someone who's been there.

You're preaching to the choir boss. Only "drug" I use now is weed. Over the years I have developed slight anxiety and I can barely handle being stoned sometimes. I could imagine a full blown bad trip on a hit or two of acid..

[DJR210]

What's your take on taking a trip?

I've taken trips to my closet with a pack of cigarettes; not to smoke, but to use as "torches" to put on my own "polynesian fire show" while stanking up all my clothes.. Stared at my veins pumping through my skin, and my face bubbling like water in the mirror..good times

[J.T.]

You're preaching to the choir boss. Only "drug" I use now is weed. Over the years I have developed slight anxiety and I can barely handle being stoned sometimes. I could imagine a full blown bad trip on a hit or two of acid..

Feel ya on the anxiety for sure. It's the worst when you're no longer taking xanax for fun but because you actually need it. I dropped everything though. Even cigarettes. Sometimes when I drink too much coffee, I'll just feel... wrong. Alcohol has been making me either sick or drunk way too fast lately too. I've gone from Bluto to a cheap date in a matter of years. I'm not even 30 yet.

[Avante]

I've taken trips to my closet with a pack of cigarettes; not to smoke, but to use as "torches" to put on my own "polynesian fire show" while stanking up all my clothes.. Stared at my veins pumping through my skin, and my face bubbling like water in the mirror..good times

I hear ya, hahaha!!!!!!!!

I remember thinking how everything was made out of rubber and if I touched it I'd become rubber, hahaha!!!!!!

[Latarian Milton]

sounds like OP is a legendary hoodrat stuff doer too imho. 5 times in jail :lol

[Avante]

sounds like OP is a legendary hoodrat stuff doer too imho. 5 times in jail :lol


drunk driving
public intox
reckless driving
disturbing the peace....fighting
petty thef.......story if anyone cares. I'm not a theft.

[Clipper Nation]

5 times in jail= a lifetime of buttsecks.
That explains the faggotry, tbh....

[Avante]

That explains the faggotry, tbh....

Dude, a holding cell, not prison, ok?

But.....stil proud of you.

[DJR210]

Feel ya on the anxiety for sure. It's the worst when you're no longer taking xanax for fun but because you actually need it. I dropped everything though. Even cigarettes. Sometimes when I drink too much coffee, I'll just feel... wrong. Alcohol has been making me either sick or drunk way too fast lately too. I've gone from Bluto to a cheap date in a matter of years. I'm not even 30 yet.


It's weird because anxiety is really all in the mind. I sometimes literally have to tell myself I'm fine, and just paranoid. Your heart starts beating faster, you get short of breath, it's crazy. I have found that rubbing one out in the shower gets rid of the anxiety pretty quickly. Just kidding, but seriously.

[Reck]

That explains the faggotry, tbh....

And why mystix loves him. Perfect sense.

[DeadlyDynasty]

5-foot-10
strongly built
about 180 pounds
Hair, blond.
Eyes, pale blue.
I'm 35

[redzero]

Five times in jail.
A degenerate gambler.
Dodges jury duty, skirting his civic obligations.

The picture is becoming so much clearer now.

[Avante]

Five times in jail.
A degenerate gambler.
Dodges jury duty, skirting his civic obligations.

The picture is becoming so much clearer now.

I agree, a sad picture.

Cleaned up on the crazy man bit, but love to gamble just wish I were good at it. I do think jury duty would be interesting.

[J.T.]

It's weird because anxiety is really all in the mind. I sometimes literally have to tell myself I'm fine, and just paranoid. Your heart starts beating faster, you get short of breath, it's crazy. I have found that rubbing one out in the shower gets rid of the anxiety pretty quickly. Just kidding, but seriously.

Definitely. I would honestly say I have more confidence now than I did before ever getting into drugs because I beat anxiety. It's really great not getting trapped inside your own head anymore. I set myself back professionally for sure but the good thing was I have zero drug related arrests or criminal charges. Ironically, the substance I abused the least, alcohol, is the only one I ever got arrested for (DWI).

[DeadlyDynasty]

When's the last time anyone smoked (or even saw) hash btw? Serious question...i haven't seen chocolate around in 10-11 years

[leemajors]

When's the last time anyone smoked (or even saw) hash btw? Serious question...i haven't seen chocolate around in 10-11 years

Depends on who you know, lots of Austin people walking around with e-cigs full of hash oil. It's definitely not too hard to get around here.

[Avante]

When's the last time anyone smoked (or even saw) hash btw? Serious question...i haven't seen chocolate around in 10-11 years

All that drug talk for me happened back in the late 60's thru the 70's. Simply lost interest.

I ran with a rough group but was never really into the drug thing on my own, more of me being with those who were.

[Durant82]

TV...Burn Notice

:lmao

[Avante]

:lmao

It's all subjective, obviously with the longevity attached with the show I'm not the only one watching. Your favorite TV show would be?

[The Reckoning]

petty thef.......story if anyone cares. I'm not a theft.


:wakeup

[ChumpDumper]

It's all subjectivehttp://4.bp.blogspot.com/--5RiVLSWk5o/T2a837ZdfuI/AAAAAAAAAyQ/DSj1jN5HZH4/s1600/excited+smiley+face.png