Worst commentator in the NBA

[irishock]

? I go Mike Breen

[capek]

Hmm, the question seems fundamentally flawed. It's like asking which of your shits smells the best.

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[AaronY]

Heinsohn is awesome.. I'd rather watch his biased ass than some boring fuck like Elliott or those Miami Heat guys..

[DMC]

Webber by far, no contest

[Splits]

Clyde Drexler

[td4mvp2k]

tirico :bang

[baseline bum]

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this

[VBM]

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[KaiRMD1]

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No way, Heinsohn homerism is hilarious, what you talkin' about. Walt Frazier is one of the worst

[Kidd K]

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I am in 100% agreement, this guy is by far the worst announcer in the NBA. He is the only guy I find to really be mute-worthy.

At least other annoying homer announcers actually use factual evidence while being homers. This fuck just pukes shit out of his mouth all game long that's almost never accurate unless he's pointing out the obvious. I can't even count how many times that faggot has said some shit like, "this guy is a terrible defender, he can't guard anyone on the Celtics!", when he's referring to one of the best defenders in the NBA who just blocked Pierce on two straight possessions and stripped him of the ball on the one before that.

[Clipper Nation]

Heinsohn is god-awful.... total homer who whines about EVERY call, also senile and has no idea where he is half the time..... Nuggets have shitty announcers too....

[Brunodf]

Celtics/Cleveland tbh

[blkroadrunners]

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Love Fulgore.

[DMX7]

Webber is pretty terrible.

[MarioSpeedwagon]

Heinsohn. A thousand times Heinsohn can't even watch Bulls games on League Pass in Boston when I'm traveling because of him. Too aggravating.

[Reck]

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Webber by far, no contest


tirico :bang

Anyone of those takes the cake.

I first saw Heinsohn then I said, yes definitely then I saw Webber, yes him and then Tirico. Top 5 worst all time imo.

[AaronY]

Pish posh..you have to be real fuckin dumb to take Heinsohn seriously..guys a clown..fun to watch his ridiculousness..meanwhile those Heat guys suck the air out of the room so bad, they actually make watching Lebron James play basketball a grueling experience..

[SanDiegoSpursFan]

The Denver guys are really bad. Most announcers are homers, but the Denver ones really do hate every player not on the Nuggets.

[Reck]

Surprise Sean ****** hasn't been mentioned yet. :lol

[Reck]

You cant say E l l i o t even? wtf? :lol

[AaronY]

Surprise Sean ****** hasn't been mentioned yet. :lol
I mentioned det nigga..Cry Havoc one made a post on the Spurs forum about how he thinks the best in the Nba..lol

[jeebus]

the guys they bring in when Bill Land takes off. Land is a certified piece of shit who can't get names/scores right but at least he can keep the convo going. the replacements they bring in usually have 20-30 seconds of awkward silence every minute.

[Grit and Grind]

Those Portland guys are terrible

[DMC]

the guys they bring in when Bill Land takes off. Land is a certified piece of shit who can't get names/scores right but at least he can keep the convo going. the replacements they bring in usually have 20-30 seconds of awkward silence every minute.

Bill Land has that voice change when he's giddy about a play or the outcome. You can tell he's all church giddy like he just found out he's going to be sleeping in the same tent with the youths during the Camp for Jesus camping trip.

[DMC]

You cant say E l l i o t even? wtf? :lol

Only if you can spell it right. Elliott.

[Reck]

Elliott.

:wow enlightened here. :lol

[rayjayjohnson]

Nuggets are horrible.

as are blazers, heat, pelicans (bottom? Wtf), bulls (Stacy king = faggot), lakers, clippers (senile old fuck and the Mormon), spurs...

[Tuddy]

Jon Barry and Webber

[Legacy]

Bill Land is one over-the-top, corny-ass homer commentator. All the "OH MAMAS!!!!!!" he shrieks throughout the games, especially when Green hits his 3's. I just wanna' strangle him everytime he starts squealing his head off... and he does this throughout the entirety of each game. :smchode:

[Floyd Pacquiao]

Sean Elliott really doesnt bother me tbh...The real question should be what commentator yall don't hate....

[TheCultOfPersonality]

I'm surprised no one has mention Pete Pranica, Sean Tuohy, or Brevin Knight because I know there are some fans on these board who said that they really dislike the Grizzlies commentators.

[bdubya]

+1 on every bad thing said about Heinsohn in this thread.

[Latarian Milton]

a better question is who still gives two shits about the commentators imho. most commentators should just shut the fucks up or i'd rather turn the sound off watching those games

[Mugen]

Reggie Miller

[Mugen]

If we are talking local, then it's easily Clyde Drexler tbh. Anybody who doesn't agree is half retard.

[Reck]

Jon Barry

Nah he's in the neutral zone.

He just kicks his retardedness into another gear when he covers the Spurs. Brent was the one cucked and Jon is the one more butthurt about the whole deal. :lol

Makes you wonder if he didn't fucked Erin himself too.

[AaronY]

Heinsohn is a guy who spent two minutes talking about how Leon Powe was the second coming of Moses Malone (true story)..Lol, at anyone taking this guy seriously.."These are the types of people I get outraged about! Thats what I do with my life!"

[Jacob1983]

Mike Breen is a play by play guy. I would say that the worst commentators are basically the guys in studio on ESPN/ABC. Magic needs to take a speech class. The same could be said for Jalen Rose and Stephen A. Smith. Wilbon is okay. Simmons is ridiculously unfunny. Jeff Van Gundy is good mainly because he doesn't follow the script and is honest about his observations.

[Josh810]

Reggie Miller above anyone else

Chris Webber
Hubie Brown is progressively getting worse

Also agreed that Jalen Rose cannot even speak very well; ABC and ESPN make some weird choices.

[Baseline]

The Bad

1. Stu Lance (Lakers TV color guy) is the absolute worst not only in the history of television, but the in the history of air.
2. John Ireland (Lakers radio play-by-play guy) is only fractionally better than Stu Lance. Which makes Ireland completely unlistenable.
3. But the Heat TV announcers are giving both of these buffoons a run for their money. They both seem disinterested in what's happening, despite LeBron James being on the floor every night. They sound like two old farts at the track who are killing time between dog races.
4. Sean ****** is horrific. Even as a Spurs fan, he's really, really difficult to take.
5. Gil McGregor used to be the Hornets color guy, although I think he's gone now. Dude was horrible.
6. Cleveland's announcers are also abysmal.
7. Chris Webber is terrible now, but so was Reggie Miller when he started. Webber will get better.
8. Mark Jackson was horrendous. Thank heaven he's coaching now.

The Good

1. Far and away the best tandem in the league is Ralph Lawlor and Mike Smith (the Clippers). Those guys are fantastic, and have been for several years - way before the Clips were any good.
2. Jeff Van Gundy is great.
3. Doug Collins is also great. No sense of humor, but extremely keen analysis. Stuff of basketball junkies.
4. I think Bones Barry will be a good color guy when they let him do it. Jon Barry is a bit too opinionated and borderline snarky, but Brent's sense of humor and non-snarky tone will make him much better than his brother.

[LkrFan]

Those Portland guys are terrible
They're 2nd to Sean Idiot.

[rayjayjohnson]

The Bad

1. Stu Lance (Lakers TV color guy) is the absolute worst not only in the history of television, but the in the history of air.
2. John Ireland (Lakers radio play-by-play guy) is only fractionally better than Stu Lance. Which makes Ireland completely unlistenable.
3. But the Heat TV announcers are giving both of these buffoons a run for their money. They both seem disinterested in what's happening, despite LeBron James being on the floor every night. They sound like two old farts at the track who are killing time between dog races.
4. Sean ****** is horrific. Even as a Spurs fan, he's really, really difficult to take.
5. Gil McGregor used to be the Hornets color guy, although I think he's gone now. Dude was horrible.
6. Cleveland's announcers are also abysmal.
7. Chris Webber is terrible now, but so was Reggie Miller when he started. Webber will get better.
8. Mark Jackson was horrendous. Thank heaven he's coaching now.

The Good

1. Far and away the best tandem in the league is Ralph Lawlor and Mike Smith (the Clippers). Those guys are fantastic, and have been for several years - way before the Clips were any good.
2. Jeff Van Gundy is great.
3. Doug Collins is also great. No sense of humor, but extremely keen analysis. Stuff of basketball junkies.
4. I think Bones Barry will be a good color guy when they let him do it. Jon Barry is a bit too opinionated and borderline snarky, but Brent's sense of humor and non-snarky tone will make him much better than his brother.

Actually, the clippers ones are faggots, and so are you.

[howbouthemspurs]

Webber! No contest!

[DMC]

Mike Breen is a play by play guy. I would say that the worst commentators are basically the guys in studio on ESPN/ABC. Magic needs to take a speech class. The same could be said for Jalen Rose and Stephen A. Smith. Wilbon is okay. Simmons is ridiculously unfunny. Jeff Van Gundy is good mainly because he doesn't follow the script and is honest about his observations.

I like JVG because he offers a coach's insight to the game. It's amazing to watch him point something out in the defense, and you see it develop right after he points out the deficiency. He also has a self deprecating humor that I find genuine, unlike the black commentators who all have egos through the roof. Chris Weber wears his ego on his face, it's so obvious. Must be a black thing. Just watch Shaq get all salty when Charles mentions something about his game. I'm waiting for "4 rings, faggot!!" from him any day now, oh but it's Dr Shaq now with his basketweaving degree from Tarry State Online.

[Pelicans78]

Pelicans made a big upgrade going to Fox Sports New Orleans. Joel Meyers is a pro and David Wesley was an upgrade over Gil McGregor.

[Drew2354]

I would go with Webber.

[Splits]

If we are talking local, then it's easily Clyde Drexler tbh. Anybody who doesn't agree is half retard.

Easily. Can't believe it took two pages for someone else to mention. Guess nobody here has ever watched a Rocket game

[Splits]

If we are talking local, then it's easily Clyde Drexler tbh. Anybody who doesn't agree is half retard.

And daughter rapist Calvin Murphy before him may have been even worse.

[Grit and Grind]

I'm surprised no one has mention Pete Pranica, Sean Tuohy, or Brevin Knight because I know there are some fans on these board who said that they really dislike the Grizzlies commentators.

Pranica is awesome but I could care less for Tuohy tbh