Saw Samuel Dalembert at the club last night

[DMC]

I saw a werewolf drinking a piña colada at Trader Vic's. His hair was perfect.

[Thebesteva]

OP has been missing since this thread....trying to play it off

http://i.imgur.com/wD6sn.gif

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

OP has been missing since this thread....trying to play it off

http://i.imgur.com/wD6sn.gif


he posted like 2 weeks ago

[Thebesteva]

he posted like 2 weeks ago

Thank you Tony Reali

[fevertrees]

http://www.nbamate.com/images/2013/01/wade-bosh-new-years.jpg

[rayjayjohnson]

op kinda looks like a gayer Seth McFarlane

[Calispursfan11]

OP has been missing since this thread....trying to play it off

http://i.imgur.com/wD6sn.gif

Lol, brutha, where'd u get the kobe wax figurine head - classic

[Thebesteva]

Lol, brutha, where'd u get the kobe wax figurine head - classic

Its being sold on Ebay, cracked me up. Koolaid man is all over it now

[apalisoc_9]

Technique must be doing a heck of job blowing dalemberts dick cause he's been killing it lately..

[TDMVPDPOY]

Technique must be doing a heck of job blowing dalemberts dick cause he's been killing it lately..

found him, dude put on some weight being depress over this shit?

his latest gimmick

http://youtu.be/8pG7Jc9GR8I

[DJB]

LOLOLOL at this thread.

[whitemamba]

This is back?:lmao

[Captivus]

Zombie thread...
This thread started great...but it went epic when Woo Bum-kon (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=31576) posted the famous picture (page 5).

(I still cant do the thing were you put the user name, so that gets a message).

[Calispursfan11]

This shit never stops being hilarious. Easily a top 5 worst ST fail of all time :rollin

[Strange Love]

Zombie thread...
This thread started great...but it went epic when Woo Bum-kon (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=31576) posted the famous picture (page 5).

(I still cant do the thing were you put the user name, so that gets a message).

Actually what made it famous was Mugen mention of the white pants and then DD put the nail in the coffin.

[Technique]

Actually what made it famous was Mugen (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=15519) mention of the white pants and then DD put the nail in the coffin.

DD got outclassed. I took him to church.

[100%duncan]

http://i39.tinypic.com/2qn41vp.jpg

:lmao :lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:rollin:rollin:rollin

[313]

This thread is always a good read

[Floyd Pacquiao]

http://i39.tinypic.com/2qn41vp.jpgThis has been pointed out before but if you look closely there's 6 straws in that cup lol. Why is there 6 straws in that cup? Were they all drinking out of the cup simultaneously?

[Two10Whitey]

Damn this thread was vicious lol. I guess that dude is done with ST huh? :lmao

[spurraider21]

Damn this thread was vicious lol. I guess that dude is done with ST huh? :lmao
nope. he still posts and references all the bitches he gets, tbh

[Spur-Addict]

pantalones de blanco

:rollin

[FkLA]

His promoter friend that took the pics with Danny Green looks like a flamboyant cock sucker tbh.

[Clipper Nation]

nope. he still posts and references all the bitches he gets, tbh
:lol He tried to turn the white pants into proof of his "bravado that we can't brave to swallow," but it didn't work.....

[Katherine Robinson]

If Dalembert turned out to be homosexual, it would explain a lot of Technique.

[chunticakes]

If Dalembert turned out to be homosexual, it would explain a lot of Technique.

technique is a faggot.

[Thebesteva]

Bump for no damn reason

[100%duncan]

:lol gold

[Calispursfan11]

Fail to the gazillionth power

[Stalin]

ST with no regard for human life wearing white pants.

[Clipper Nation]

:cry This is how models look, this is how they play, and I'm the guy in the white pants who fucks them while you're saving up for a new purse :cry

[Technique]

Appreciate the love gents

[Red Hawk #21]

:cry This is how models look, this is how they play, and I'm the guy in the white pants who fucks them while you're saving up for a new purse :cry

Why did that thread have to get deleted just when it was getting good :rollin

[illmatic]

Why did that thread have to get deleted just when it was getting good :rollin

Did the thread with cucksplits get deleted? He posted some pics of flat chested broads and that was the last I saw of it.

[Bynumite]

I see OP went with the middle-aged bull dyke look.

[Stalin]

Why did that thread have to get deleted just when it was getting good :rollin



I too am upset it got deleted, was shaping up to be a classic, IMO TBH.

[Hemotivo]

.

:reading

[Spurs9]

Can you recommend me any hot new clubs tbh?

[apalisoc_9]

Pantalones de Blanco :lol
Iman Shumpert over Kawhi Leoanrd. :lol

[apalisoc_9]

I guess pantalones de Blanco quit spurstalk.

[apalisoc_9]

paging Pantalones de Blanco

[apalisoc_9]

Still the best st thread of ever

[whitemamba]

No doubt

[Mitch]

Where's that comic that went with this thread? :lol

[apalisoc_9]

Where's that comic that went with this thread? :lol

Got deleted :cry

[whitemamba]

http://oi44.tinypic.com/2ic2p91.jpg


http://i39.tinypic.com/2qn41vp.jpg


Where's that comic that went with this thread? :lol

Here :lol

[Joseph Kony]

^ :lmao

[TimDunkem]

Looks like Fred Savage and wee man had a baby:lmao

[apalisoc_9]

Here :lol

He was asking for the comic where Mr. white pants gets drilled in the washroom stall by Mr. Dalembert. :lol

[whitemamba]

He was asking for the comic where Mr. white pants gets drilled in the washroom stall by Mr. Dalembert. :lol
lol my bad , when ever I see this thread bumped I assume the comedy is those fuckin pictures. ST is s savage fuckin place tbh :lol

[DMC]

:lmao /thread

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn188/DJR210/whitepants1_zpsuszf18yx.png

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn188/DJR210/whitepants2_zpshkmb4lam.png

[whitemamba]

^:lmao holy shit

[benefactor]

Still the best st thread of ever
I'd still put lol at #1. White pants is bad, but nothing is worse than getting outed as a Narutofag(I'm sure you will disagree because you are Asian, and that's fine). I could go with this one at #3 behind Hottest Clubber.

1. lol
2. Hottest Clubber
3. Samuel Dalembert
4. Teams with More Titles than the Colts
5. Be Careful with House Pictures

[Mitch]

Here :lol

:lol no there was a drawn comic making fun of the dude fagging it up with Samuel

[spurraider21]

I'd still put lol at #1. White pants is bad, but nothing is worse than getting outed as a Narutofag(I'm sure you will disagree because you are Asian, and that's fine). I could go with this one at #3 behind Hottest Clubber.

1. lol
2. Hottest Clubber
3. Samuel Dalembert
4. Teams with More Titles than the Colts
5. Be Careful with House Pictures
evicted for ex girlfriends cats tbh

[Mitch]

:lol funny shit, need Spurtalk comics again

[benefactor]

evicted for ex girlfriends cats tbh
Good call...we'll throw WC's thread out and put that one at five. 90210 challenging JT to a fight then pussying out keeps the Colts thread at 4 imo.

[tonight...you]

Good call...we'll throw WC's thread out and put that one at five. 90210 challenging JT to a fight then pussying out keeps the Colts thread at 4 imo.
I need these threads bumped, tbh. All of this shit needs to be front and center again.

[DJR210]

:lol :tu Good times..unless you're techniques ass

[Silver&Black]

2. Hottest Clubber

http://i.imgur.com/7mZo5cZ.png

[Chris]

epic thread :lol

[UZER]

Don't forget NBA MS paint thread. I don't think we'll ever see anything like that again. Our brains are too scattered to watch and remember the NBA in as much detail in today's world.

Everyone got every single reference in that thread, going to all the way back to 80s 90s ball, no matter how obscure it was. It was gold. :lol

[chunticakes]

These threads need to be archived under a classics tab or something.

[Mark Celibate]

I'd still put lol at #1. White pants is bad, but nothing is worse than getting outed as a Narutofag(I'm sure you will disagree because you are Asian, and that's fine). I could go with this one at #3 behind Hottest Clubber.

1. lol
2. Hottest Clubber
3. Samuel Dalembert
4. Teams with More Titles than the Colts
5. Be Careful with House Pictures

That post by Wild Cobra is probably one of the few on here that I've read countless times and still laugh out loud every single time I read it.

I guess it's particularly funny to me because I've worked in various tech jobs and I've met countless socially awkward nerds that are just as socially unaware as WC is.

[whitemamba]

http://i.imgur.com/7mZo5cZ.png

:lmao

[DJR210]

The Great Spurstalk Moments in Paint thread is definitely top 5 material

[Leetonidas]

The Great Spurstalk Moments in Paint thread is definitely top 5 material

Easily the greatest thread in ST history imo

[Leetonidas]

And I been wasting my life on this forum for 12+ years now :lol

[Biggems]

Technique entertained the masses for many years with this thread.....that comic version of the pic was gut busting, especially after reading all of the backstory posts.

I still can't believe he got a chubby for Samuel Dalembert.

[Biggems]

I'd still put lol at #1. White pants is bad, but nothing is worse than getting outed as a Narutofag(I'm sure you will disagree because you are Asian, and that's fine). I could go with this one at #3 behind Hottest Clubber.

1. lol
2. Hottest Clubber
3. Samuel Dalembert
4. Teams with More Titles than the Colts
5. Be Careful with House Pictures

Bump em up please

[tp2021]

I liked the "Face it Spork fans" thread, it's too bad a lot of the linked pictures don't work anymore.
It's that thread which gave me my avatar lol.

[apalisoc_9]

And I been wasting my life on this forum for 12+ years now :lol

Closing in on my 10 year anniversary :lol

[Splits]

I'd still put lol at #1. White pants is bad, but nothing is worse than getting outed as a Narutofag(I'm sure you will disagree because you are Asian, and that's fine). I could go with this one at #3 behind Hottest Clubber.

1. lol
2. Hottest Clubber
3. Samuel Dalembert
4. Teams with More Titles than the Colts
5. Be Careful with House Pictures

Can't believe nobody nominated the Nash photoshop thread. That shit had me rolling for days. I bring it up every year or so when I'm feeling down.

[buttsR4rebounding]

Can't believe nobody nominated the Nash photoshop thread. That shit had me rolling for days. I bring it up every year or so when I'm feeling down.

[mystargtr34]

Closing in on my 10 year anniversary :lol

Pretty sure my 10 years was the draft last week.. because I remember I created my account when we drafted Tiago in 07 😂.. then traded Scola :(

[rastaspur]

Epic thread. This one slipped by me for years. It just made my day.

The nba forum is fucking ruthless. Y'all prey on susceptible folks like a pack of hyenas. It's great.

[Biggems]

I saw Tony Parker and his entourage at Northwoods Theatre during the showing of Friday Night Lights.....big deal. At least Tony is a potential HOF player, but still no need to cream my white pants over such silliness. BTW, I would never wear white pants, unless I was acting. But since I am not an actor, no white pants here. White pants look so stupid on us pasty folks.

[DMC]

That post by Wild Cobra is probably one of the few on here that I've read countless times and still laugh out loud every single time I read it.

I guess it's particularly funny to me because I've worked in various tech jobs and I've met countless socially awkward nerds that are just as socially unaware as WC is.

WC is one of those short stint tech guys who compresses his entire non-military work life into those two years and acts as if he's somehow elite because of it, totally unaware that lifers in that world consider it mostly to be a shit job. I know several guys who dabbled in high tech and as a result call themselves "technicians" as if that term has any real meaning. They remind me of that Hank Hill episode where Hank and Bobby are driving a moving truck and so Hank thinks they are now truck drivers, so he pulls into a truck stop and starts in with the truckdriver shit and gets told most rikki tik that he's not a fucking truck driver.

Wild Cobra is Hank Hill.

[unleashbaynes]

Please don't insult Hank Hill like that.

[DMC]

Please don't insult Hank Hill like that.

Google Earth and Google Earth accessories

[benefactor]

Can't believe nobody nominated the Nash photoshop thread. That shit had me rolling for days. I bring it up every year or so when I'm feeling down.
I can't believe I forgot about that...might have to put together a top 10 instead

[benefactor]

Another underrated one that had a one evening life was the time when Holden made us aware of that Jags forum and we all signed up repeatedly and trolled the shit out of them until they banned us.

[apalisoc_9]

Bump.

[DMC]

pantalones de blanco

The phrase was coined.

[Allan Rowe vs Wade]

WC is one of those short stint tech guys who compresses his entire non-military work life into those two years and acts as if he's somehow elite because of it, totally unaware that lifers in that world consider it mostly to be a shit job. I know several guys who dabbled in high tech and as a result call themselves "technicians" as if that term has any real meaning. They remind me of that Hank Hill episode where Hank and Bobby are driving a moving truck and so Hank thinks they are now truck drivers, so he pulls into a truck stop and starts in with the truckdriver shit and gets told most rikki tik that he's not a fucking truck driver.

Wild Cobra is Hank Hill.
uh but then hank pulls a fucking stunt to get off that mountain and wins over :lol today’s truckers :lol and gets a ballad

[spurraider21]

bump for literally no reason

[timtonymanu]

:lol good bump. ^ I’ve had a shitty day and it was calming reading through this thread again

[timtonymanu]

:lol Buncha mavs>spurs dudes up in here

I'm the dude that your girl is fuckin with when you're at work saving up for her new purse

Still so hilarious

[benefactor]

God bless sons

[Mark Celibate]

Looks like Fred Savage and wee man had a baby

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[spurraider21]

I'm the dude that your girl is fuckin with when you're at work saving up for her new purse
:lmao

does anybody have the white pants pic archived?

[Leetonidas]

:lmao

does anybody have the white pants pic archived?
DJR210

[Robz4000]

:lol threads like this should be put in a ST HoF section tbh

[timtonymanu]

Literally thought of this thread yesterday :lol

[benefactor]

RIP symple :(

[jimbo]

:lmao

does anybody have the white pants pic archived?

https://i.imgur.com/SBR7foy.jpg

Jimmer came thru
http://www.pictures2rate.com/images/pictures/22534-45497.jpg
http://www.pictures2rate.com/images/pictures/22534-45497.jpg

[Tyronn Lue]

How many rings did Sammy end up with?

[Splits]

quality bump, needed the luls

[gambit1990]

http://www.pictures2rate.com/images/pictures/22534-45497.jpg

from the other thread, for a side-by-side comparison:

https://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn188/DJR210/whitepants1_zpsuszf18yx.png


































































https://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn188/DJR210/whitepants2_zpshkmb4lam.png

[whitemamba]

from the other thread, for a side-by-side comparison:

https://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn188/DJR210/whitepants1_zpsuszf18yx.png


































































https://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn188/DJR210/whitepants2_zpshkmb4lam.png

this shit kills me everytime. Y’all ruthless :lol

[spurraider21]

samuel dalembert is pretty under-appreciated tbh...

bump

[Bill_Brasky]

this shit kills me everytime. Y’all ruthless :lol

It fucking murders me every time i see it, and im thinking to myself how the fuck would i ever explain what i'm laughing at to someone in real life?

[timtonymanu]

“Looks like Fred Savage and Wee man had a baby” will never get old. :lol

Not sure what OP was thinking posting this, knowing his posting history and how everyone always gave him shit. I wonder if he still holds dude by the waist in pictures and brags about banging other peoples girlfriends while their boyfriend is at work saving up for a purse.

[baseline bum]

It fucking murders me every time i see it, and im thinking to myself how the fuck would i ever explain what i'm laughing at to someone in real life?

Explaining Spurstalk :lol

Why are you laughing? What's so funny?

Bump's just Bernoullin' niggas again in this thread, shit

[Bill_Brasky]

Explaining Spurstalk :lol

Why are you laughing? What's so funny?

Bump's just Bernoullin' niggas again in this thread, shit

Durant82, whoever that is, has maybe the best posts of the first few pages. Every one is a banger.