Kobe says he's going to make a HUGE announcement this week on Facebook (retirement?)

[Thebesteva]

Sorry for making another new thread, I thought this definitely was Spurstalk material and every other board is already speculating wtf is going on. He says he has a surprise announcement to make this week. Retirement? Another raped girl?

Honestly, I gave Lebron shit for trying to stay in the spotlight in 2010 after his faggot ass got eliminated so same with Kobe. Just dissapear for a while, and let James and the Spurs enjoy their hard earned spotlight.



"You won’t want to miss the Sports Spectacular (https://www.facebook.com/SportsSpectacular?directed_target_id=0) Livestream Sunday #mambavideo#surprise #announcement," his post read (https://www.facebook.com/Kobe).
Naturally, we're left confused. Is he retiring from the NBA (http://bleacherreport.com/nba)? Eventually being amnestied? Requesting a trade?

[FkLA]

Hope this attention whore faggot is announcing he got AIDS from Magic tbh. Seriously, noone post in this thread after me.

[Clipper Nation]

Finally got caught with PED's? :lol

[Thebesteva]

Finally got caught with PED's? :lol

How awesome would a reality show be where Kobe and Magic Johnson's son spend a weekend together picking up bitches?

[Frank Dux]

Kinda sad this is what Korby's career has become...attention whorin' on social media during the playoffs instead of being a contender.

[Reck]

Bad attempt at grabbing attention away from the playoffs.

Howard and Kobe really do belong with each other. Dramaqueens.

[dunkman]

Kobe trying to stay relevant, tbh.

[lefty]

He is going to announce he can walk now
Or new shoes

Just an attention whore

[LkrFan]

This is embarrassing. SMH

[baseline bum]

Retiring and replacing Pringles just when you thought the Lakers' coaching situation couldn't get any worse.

[Clipper Nation]

This is embarrassing. SMH
-60 points for licking this attention whore's balls for so long... :downspin:

[ElNono]

AIDS cured his Achilles... you heard it here first

[100%duncan]

Hope this attention whore faggot is announcing he got AIDS from Magic tbh. Seriously, noone post in this thread after me.

:lol

[LkrFan]

-60 points for licking this attention whore's balls for so long... :downspin:
N:lol - it's called giving props to current Lakers. Homerism? Kinda. "Licking balls?" You got me fugged up playa. :lol

[HI-FI]

N:lol - it's called giving props to current Lakers. Homerism? Kinda. "Licking balls?" You got me fugged up playa. :lol

-16.9 points and two gay :elephant:elephant 's for spinning it.

speaking of which, that's another thing that separates your idol and MJ....MJ never was a needy bitch demanding attention, he earned it.:hat










:elephant

[whitemamba]

-16.9 points and two gay :elephant:elephant 's for spinning it.

speaking of which, that's another thing that separates your idol and MJ....MJ never was a needy bitch demanding attention, he earned it.:hat










:elephant

MJ Post NBA?

divorce problems, scandals, his kids, failing as a GM/Owner... he earned that?

[hater]

nobody cares about this guy. seriously

stop making threads about this nobody

[BlackSwordsMan]

nigga gay doe?

[DMX7]

He's announcing he's getting a calf tat.

[HI-FI]

MJ Post NBA?

divorce problems, scandals, his kids, failing as a GM/Owner... he earned that?
being a fuckup off the court or post retirement isn't the same as constantly needing attention, needing the ball, needing teammates kicked off the team, needing new coaches, needing a great defense attorney etc per par fwiw

[Trainwreck2100]

He's agreed to take next year off and will allow himself to be amnestied. But he won't play for whoever picks him up

[whitemamba]

being a fuckup off the court or post retirement isn't the same as constantly needing attention, needing the ball, needing teammates kicked off the team, needing new coaches, needing a great defense attorney etc per par fwiw

more attention is more money and everyone wants that.

[Reck]

He's agreed to take next year off and will allow himself to be amnestied. But he won't play for whoever picks him up

That would make Kobe respectable tbh.

But after all he's said after going down he's not going anywhere. He rather take the whole team down with him then let them go on without him.

[irishock]

Probably some new shoe

[UZER]

I'm shocked he didn't wait until the finals to steal the spot light.

he's leaving Nike

[AaronY]

He's gonna retire and sit out until the all star break and then when the team is around .500 he's gonna return like Jordan in 95.."I'm back."..then he's gonna lead the team on another playoff stretch run like he did in 2004-05 ( http://www.basketball-reference.com/players/b/bryanko01/gamelog/2005/ ).. lol 2 for 20..

[LkrFan]

-16.9 points and two gay :elephant:elephant 's for spinning it.

speaking of which, that's another thing that separates your idol and MJ....MJ never was a needy bitch demanding attention, he earned it.:hat
:elephant
:lol - I don't have any idols son. If anything, my favorite player of all-time is Magic. He's no longer an active Laker. Question: how often do you see me propping him up? Same will apply to Kobe when he unties his kicks for the last time. Name on the front son. Name on the front.

And MJ should give back at least one of them rings (pushoff on my main man Russell that they didn't call; hack on Malone that was credited as a steal). Who knows what would have happened if those two calls are made and whistles weren't swallowed.

[DMC]

Attention whore whoring attention per the usual during the WCF/Finals when he ain't in it.

[namlook]

Announce a retirement on facebook? :lol

[DMC]

Why is your name Kool Man backwards?

[Brunodf]

He is coming out of the closet tbh

[irishock]

He is coming out of the closet tbh

:lol

[Arnold Toht]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Q-6H4xOUrs&bpctr=1369006717

[Jeremy]

If you look at the Facebook page, it looks like it's just some charity event that's honoring Jerry Buss. BTW, it's only a couple hours from now.

[ElNono]

He gonna snitch on Lebron?

[irishock]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Q-6H4xOUrs&bpctr=1369006717

Damn, if only hitler won the war.. media wouldn't be sucking Jason Collins cock right now for being a faggot. And also David Stern would be rigging cockfights in Madagascar

[Captivus]

Amnesty!!

[lefty]

" I've decided I'm gonna take my talents back to Colorado "

[stephen jackson]

this today?

[Thebesteva]

He is coming out of the closet tbh

:lmao " I, Kobe bryant, wanna suck dick"

[AaronY]

I'm shocked he didn't wait until the finals to steal the spot light.


he's leaving Nike


He probably got this idea from his buddy A-Rod:


http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=3085166


Tit for tat..


http://espn.go.com/los-angeles/nba/story/_/id/8514604/kobe-bryant-los-angeles-lakers-offers-pep-talk-alex-rodriguez-new-york-yankees

[LakerHater]

KoMe has Facebook?

[Reck]

Damn, if only hitler won the war.. media wouldn't be sucking Jason Collins cock right now for being a faggot. And also David Stern would be rigging cockfights in Madagascar

Really? You went there? smh

[Reck]

He probably got this idea from his buddy A-Rod:


http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=3085166


Tit for tat..


http://espn.go.com/los-angeles/nba/story/_/id/8514604/kobe-bryant-los-angeles-lakers-offers-pep-talk-alex-rodriguez-new-york-yankees

These two shitheads are one and the same as far as ego goes. Cant tell them apart.

[Relevancy]

nobody cares about this guy. seriously

stop making threads about this nobodyand yet this topic has gone for 2 pages?

[Clipper Nation]

When's this faggot gonna make his announcement, isn't it supposed to be tonight?

[Thebesteva]

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTL3r86GHOSJV8DFHMnFJPzNQLRJUKJN uXh-l0HxHpm890MmmwdOQ

[whitemamba]

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTL3r86GHOSJV8DFHMnFJPzNQLRJUKJN uXh-l0HxHpm890MmmwdOQ

You ever see the Body Issue by ESPN? Not defending this homo ass pic, but every big name athlete pretty much got oiled up and naked in front of a camera... so whats with the bias?

As for the announcement, not a single laker fan gives a fuck imho. but the rest of you guys are eating that shit up.

[AaronY]

Oh, none of the people in that multi page lakersground thread care, huh?..

[TheyCallMePro]

So what was it guys? Still don't know?

[Reck]

Oh, none of the people in that multi page lakersground thread care, huh?..

Why you stealing my thunder bro? :lol

I just checked over there and they seen to be giving enough of a fuck to the tune of 9 pages.

:lol lakerfan not caring

[AaronY]

Why you stealing my thunder bro? :lol

I just checked over there and they seen to be giving enough of a fuck to the tune of 9 pages.

:lol lakerfan not caring
They just wanna let everyone know how much they don't care..

[Thebesteva]

You ever see the Body Issue by ESPN? Not defending this homo ass pic, but every big name athlete pretty much got oiled up and naked in front of a camera... so whats with the bias?

As for the announcement, not a single laker fan gives a fuck imho. but the rest of you guys are eating that shit up.

Whitemamba, he prolly gonna announce a new shoe. The days Kobe is winning rings are sadly over :'(

[baseline bum]

It's probably something stupid, like a new child.

[Latarian Milton]

dude's ruled to be out for at least 6 months and fuck knows how much extra time it's gonna take before he returns to his pre-injury form (even if he can ever get there). even if he doesn't retire, he'll never again be THAT kobe we knew. dude's ego is so high that if he finds himself no longer able to sustain his all-star stats, he'd just call end to his career rather than continue to play 3-4 more years as a role player imho.

[Thebesteva]

So what was it guys? Still don't know?

He just posted

@kobebryant: Really?? Me. Retire?? Soon, but not yet
Vino still has work to do #35 #OG
#kbvff

[Thebesteva]

It's probably something stupid, like a new child.

Prolly announcing how he bought his bean dip wife a new ring tbh

[Quadzilla99]

What is "#35"? Just make sense you difficult nigga.

[irishock]

What is "#35"? Just make sense you difficult nigga.

He's turning 35 in a few months

[Ice009]

Maybe he is changing his jersey to the number 35?

[jeebus]

alright faggots, you ready for the big announcement?

http://new.livestream.com/Sportsspectacular/sportsspectacular2013


the first video (part 2 of 2), fast forward to the 2 min mark. it was a delight and you will NOT be disappointed.

[lefty]

August 15


My birthday :cry (true story)


Thank you Kobe :cry

[jeebus]

August 15


My birthday :cry (true story)


Thank you Kobe :cry

damn straight. Kirby's gonna build you a house and a stable for your camels.

[Quadzilla99]

1ytCEuuW2_A

[irishock]

:lol thought he was gonna honour the 10th year anniversary on July 1st this year.

[lefty]

damn straight. Kirby's gonna build you a house and a stable for your camels.
Fuck yes :cry
Cheikh Kobe :cry
My Hero :cry

[BRHornet45]

dude just needs to tear that closet door down already. I mean in this day and age in America there is NOTHING more fashionable than being gay. look at what it did for that scrub ass Jason Collins. he will now be considered the gay Jackie Robinson of the NBA forever.

pussification of America is stronger than it has ever been right now and there would be no better time for Kobe to come out than now.

[irishock]

Fuck yes :cry
Cheikh Kobe :cry
My Hero :cry

:lol who drew Cazorla?

[lefty]

:lol who drew Cazorla?
Some dude on Deviantart

[Splits]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Q-6H4xOUrs&bpctr=1369006717

Damn, that shit is inspiring. Makes me want to visit. The Holocaust museum in DC tomorrow, unfortunately it's the only museum in DC which isn't free. I wonder why?

[baseline bum]

dude just needs to tear that closet door down already. I mean in this day and age in America there is NOTHING more fashionable than being gay. look at what it did for that scrub ass Jason Collins. he will now be considered the gay Jackie Robinson of the NBA forever.

pussification of America is stronger than it has ever been right now and there would be no better time for Kobe to come out than now.

Son, we need another 27.8 foot storm surge to wash out the filth.

God bless

[baseline bum]

So watched the video... and Kobe's going to stomp out homelessness? Nigga could barely slide into the 8-seed with a three Hall of Famer, $90 million supporting cast and thinks he can tackle this?

[AaronY]

Damn, that shit is inspiring. Makes me want to visit. The Holocaust museum in DC tomorrow, unfortunately it's the only museum in DC which isn't free. I wonder why?
LOl

[Sean Cagney]

Bad attempt at grabbing attention away from the playoffs.

Howard and Kobe really do belong with each other. Dramaqueens.

That is all he is trying to do and we know it. Sad thing is this will go on for a week or so! How he said this or that and stole thunder from the playoffs! Attention seeking clown he is.

[baseline bum]

Damn, that shit is inspiring. Makes me want to visit. The Holocaust museum in DC tomorrow, unfortunately it's the only museum in DC which isn't free. I wonder why?

I specifically found the exhibit on Fegelein to be inspiring

eAUxataLNew

And here... just saved you the $10.50 or whatever

SlozALOHG7E

[BRHornet45]

Son, we need another 27.8 foot storm surge to wash out the filth.

God bless

I agree

[Drachen]

buying the lakers tbh.

[TDMVPDPOY]

he sucked collins cock

[ElNono]

He's firing coach D'Antoni?

[Rummpd]

He will probably retire x 1.5 years and then declare a miracle healing [like the drama king he is] and plan a comeback but pick the most stacked team in the league to try to get his six...and insist that he never expected to comeback....

[Sportcamper]

Kobe is a deeply religious person who wants to help homeless people…I don’t claim to understand people of deep religious convictions like David Robinson, Tim Tebow, Mother Teresa and Kobe Bryant….But I do admire them…:toast

[Bynumite]

Spurfan eats this shit up, the people bitching that Kobe just wants the attention are the same that follow him on instagram, twitter etc. and start a new thread everytime Kobe farts :lol

Spurfan on the edge of their seats waiting for Kobe's announcement :lol

[Splits]

Spurfan eats this shit up, the people bitching that Kobe just wants the attention are the same that follow him on instagram, twitter etc. and start a new thread everytime Kobe farts :lol

Spurfan on the edge of their seats waiting for Kobe's announcement :lol

Kobe farted? Was there a rainbow?

[Splits]

He just posted

@kobebryant: Really?? Me. Retire?? Soon, but not yet
Vino still has work to do #35 #OG
#kbvff

Right Kirbs, totally irresponsible for people to speculate you could hang it up when you've talked about it constantly over the past 2 years and they you RIPPED your achilles, I mean completely tore it off of the ankle to where your foot was just kinda flinging around down there, kind of like Jason Collins dick if Angelina Jolie undresses in front of him (before she cut her tits off).

[Drachen]

Right Kirbs, totally irresponsible for people to speculate you could hang it up when you've talked about it constantly over the past 2 years and they you RIPPED your achilles, I mean completely tore it off of the ankle to where your foot was just kinda flinging around down there, kind of like Jason Collins dick if Angelina Jolie undresses in front of him (before she cut her tits off).

She rebuilt them too, ya know.

[Rummpd]

dude's ruled to be out for at least 6 months and fuck knows how much extra time it's gonna take before he returns to his pre-injury form (even if he can ever get there). even if he doesn't retire, he'll never again be THAT kobe we knew. dude's ego is so high that if he finds himself no longer able to sustain his all-star stats, he'd just call end to his career rather than continue to play 3-4 more years as a role player imho.

What the most over-rated NBA superstar of all time - Mr. 6 for 24, Mr. Non Clutch - see True Hoop, Mr. 18th all time PER?

[DJB]

Hope this attention whore faggot is announcing he got AIDS from Magic tbh. Seriously, noone post in this thread after me.

:lol

[irishock]

Hope this attention whore faggot is announcing he got AIDS from Magic tbh. Seriously, noone post in this thread after me.

:lol "noone"

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

She rebuilt them too, ya know.

We have the technology. Perkier...bouncier...motorboatier.

[Drachen]

We have the technology. Perkier...bouncier...motorboatier.

this is exactly where my mind when when I typed that post.

[whitemamba]

:lol

[whitemamba]

alright faggots, you ready for the big announcement?

http://new.livestream.com/Sportsspectacular/sportsspectacular2013


the first video (part 2 of 2), fast forward to the 2 min mark. it was a delight and you will NOT be disappointed.

10/10

[Fabbs]

PR team advising Kirby to play the role of homelessness helper in light of his lawsuit against Mom.

[unforeseen]

Kirby will eradicate white women homelessness.

[LkrFan]

Kirby will eradicate white women homelessness.
Unforeskin with the bads. -10 points son.

[unforeseen]

Unforeskin with the bads. -10 points son.

What is this? Around the Horn? You need to stop watching ESPN and being spoon-fed with Kirby's jizz.