Why do you think god punished Oklahoma?

[Rick Santorum]

I'd normally blame teh gays, but since Oklahomo (:lmao:lmao:lmao) hates teh gays as much as I do, why do you think god was punishing them by sending them a Tornado?

They shouldn't have waited for the Tornado to start praying, tbh.

[Eli Sunday]

It's because they failed to donate to their respective churches.

And gay marriage. God has decided that the best way to stop gay marriage is by killing people indiscriminately.

[Rick Santorum]

It's because they failed to donate to their respective churches.

And gay marriage. God has decided that the best way to stop gay marriage is by killing people indiscriminately.
Thank you, Eli. I can always count on you as god's emissary to explain how he works in mysterious ways.

I'll see you in Church next Sunday where you can bless the fetus my wife just miscarried.

[TDMVPDPOY]

hahaha u idiot

[Eli Sunday]

hahaha u idiot

To common folk, TDMVPDPOY would appear to mentally retarded. To those well versed in the ways of the devil, however, he is possessed.


Come to my church and I will exorcise the demons from your poor soul.

[ErnestLynch]

Game 5 of the 2012 WCF is my guess.

[boutons_deux]

Westboro Baptist Church Member Blames Oklahoma Tornado On Jason Collins' Coming Out It isn't the first time that an anti-gay pundit has attempted to blame a natural disaster to the lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender (LGBT) community. In 2012, chaplain John McTernan linked Hurricane Sandy (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/29/hurricane-sandy-gays-same-sex-marriage-obama-romney_n_2038781.html) (and a number of other recent weather-related trends and natural disasters) on LGBT people and President Barack Obama's backing of marriage equality.

"God is systematically destroying America," McTernan wrote at the time. "Just look at what has happened this year."

McTernan similarly linked Hurricane Isaac (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/30/hurricane-isaac-southern-decadence-gay-festival-new-orleans_n_1843636.html) with the LGBT community, pointing to the fact that the life-threatening storm coincided with Southern Decadence, New Orleans' "Gay Mardi Gras."

"New Orleans is still hosting Southern Decadence with open homosexuality manifesting in the streets of the city," he wrote in a blog (http://defendproclaimthefaith.org/blog/?p=2429). "It could be that God is putting an end to this city and its wickedness."

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/21/westboro-oklahoma-tornado-_n_3312712.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular

[symple19]

God went on a bender and actually meant to punish Minnesota for Gay Marriage

oopsie daisy!

[Rick Santorum]

God went on a bender and actually meant to punish Minnesota for Gay Marriage

oopsie daisy!
He's waiting for next winter to attack minnesota since a blizzard in late may might actually seem like an act of god and he's not a big fan of giving people reasons to believe.

so instead he took his wrath out on the heart of the Bible Belt to test their faith.

[Rogue]

thought god already punished them in the 1990s by sending them Timothy McVeigh