Went to a white church today....

[King Nupe]

... service was only 59 minutes, I liked it might go back. White people know how to keep church simple!:toast

[Relevancy]

what kind of religion? mormon?

[DPG21920]

Did you welsh on the gift plate?

[Bill_Brasky]

You're expected to give 10% of your income, you know.

[TDMVPDPOY]

he went for the free bread and whine...

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

You're expected to give 10% of your income, you know.
The new pope carried a message from god himself that atheists can also get saved if they "do good" during their lifetime, so you don't need to give your pastor's ferrari fund anymore, you can give to real charity :lol

[Double-Up]

You're expected to give 10% of your income, you know.

No problem, OP doesn't have income...unless you count disability checks.

[Relevancy]

he went for the free bread and whine...I've been meaning to ask TDM, what kind of religion do you practice? Or are you just some other human being that thinks we were created from space dust?

[Bill_Brasky]

The new pope carried a message from god himself that atheists can also get saved if they "do good" during their lifetime, so you don't need to give your pastor's ferrari fund anymore, you can give to real charity :lol
:cry But its God's plan for my pastor to drive a ferrari :cry

[TDMVPDPOY]

I've been meaning to ask TDM, what kind of religion do you practice? Or are you just some other human being that thinks we were created from space dust?

is this relevant to the thread?

[King Nupe]

he went for the free bread and whine...



Crackers and grape juice you mean? It isn't communion Sunday. I'm Protestant and I do tithe 10% of my income from my D.O.D job

[Mugen]

Did the church accept EBT cards?

[BlackSwordsMan]

Also going to a white church there is likely for a drive-by to occur in the parking lot.

[BlackSwordsMan]

Were you shocked when more than one white person donated to the offering basket?

[King Nupe]

Jesus traveled preaching and teaching, he depended on tithes to pay his taxes, take care of his mother back at home and live on the road. When the disciples began their ministries, they lived off the tithes why they traveled and preached. Today's church's are permanent locations, but there are still a mortgage for the building and utilities. The pastor is full time so that he has time for the ministry. Luke, Matthew and mark were Doctors, Accountants and tax collectors, they have up their profession to follow Christ.

[BlackSwordsMan]

AINT NOBODY GOT TIME TO READ ALL DAT

[dbestpro]

Jesus traveled preaching and teaching, he depended on tithes to pay his taxes, take care of his mother back at home and live on the road. When the disciples began their ministries, they lived off the tithes why they traveled and preached. Today's church's are permanent locations, but there are still a mortgage for the building and utilities. The pastor is full time so that he has time for the ministry. Luke, Matthew and mark were Doctors, Accountants and tax collectors, they have up their profession to follow Christ.

I give you credit for calmly facing the Romans of the NBA forum.

[Rick Santorum]

Beware of the giant megachurches, they've all been converted to 501c3's and they aren't real churches, they're government co-opted propaganda machines. Be selective about where you go to church if you choose to do so.

[AaronY]

Can't figure out which is worse, NVE> fit than Magic or nearly turning this place into the political forum..

[sook]

The new pope carried a message from god himself that atheists can also get saved if they "do good" during their lifetime, so you don't need to give your pastor's ferrari fund anymore, you can give to real charity :lol

:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:l ol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Jesus traveled preaching and teaching, he depended on tithes to pay his taxes, take care of his mother back at home and live on the road. When the disciples began their ministries, they lived off the tithes why they traveled and preached. Today's church's are permanent locations, but there are still a mortgage for the building and utilities. The pastor is full time so that he has time for the ministry. Luke, Matthew and mark were Doctors, Accountants and tax collectors, they have up their profession to follow Christ.
Why doesn't god pay the churches mortgage and utility bill?

[King Nupe]

Why doesn't god pay the churches mortgage and utility bill?

"Jesus said, render unto Caesar his, and render to God his"

Also because he blessed us with life, so paying 10% of our salary to keep his temple going is a steal

[ffadicted]

> going to church

:vomit:

[DMC]

Why go to church, even God himself cannot help your team.

[HI-FI]

Did you welsh on the gift plate?
Crofl
Gotta give Koolaid credit, he seems more obsessed with black trolls than his sociopath Homeland account.

[spurraider21]

I've been meaning to ask TDM, what kind of religion do you practice? Or are you just some other human being that thinks we were created from space dust?
Your invisible friend ftw

if you're going to mock people's beliefs or lack thereof, you'll set yourself up for the same. Glass house, and whatnot

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lol this guy King Nupe must be trolling

[Trill Clinton]

white church is notorious for you getting out on time. white church is also known for feeding their congregation after the service. another plus is they don't have a strict dress code. i've seen cac's walk in wearing ripped jeans and chancletas. my only gripe is the singing. its so monotone and boring.

[baseline bum]

The new pope carried a message from god himself that atheists can also get saved if they "do good" during their lifetime, so you don't need to give your pastor's ferrari fund anymore, you can give to real charity :lol

:cry I get access to made up fantasy land after I survive my death? :cry

Thank you Mexican P:crype Class

[LoneStarState'sPride]

White churches>>>>>>black churches, tbh

And I'm black.

[baseline bum]

White churches>>>>>>black churches, tbh

And I'm black.

Lots of horny old cracker bitches trying to get the pipe?

[LoneStarState'sPride]

Lots of horny old cracker bitches trying to get the pipe?

:lol

[DeadlyDynasty]

There was some hot, impressionable high school girls at church last time I went

[LoneStarState'sPride]

There was some hot, impressionable high school girls at church last time I went

That's why I always laughed at young guys who said they never went to church. You don't even have to try to run game to get bitches half the time :lol

[King Nupe]

That's why I always laughed at young guys who said they never went to church. You don't even have to try to run game to get bitches half the time :lol


Yeah, church chicks are easy to get, and they don't talk as much.

[Crookshanks]

White church doesn't last as long because the preacher doesn't feel the need to repeat every sentence 3 or 4 times! Can I get an amen, I said can I get an amen!

[LoneStarState'sPride]

White church doesn't last as long because the preacher doesn't feel the need to repeat every sentence 3 or 4 times! Can I get an amen, I said can I get an amen!

MmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMm

weeeelllllllllLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLl

:lol

[DeadlyDynasty]

White church doesn't last as long because the preacher doesn't feel the need to repeat every sentence 3 or 4 times! Can I get an amen, I said can I get an amen!

lol Crookshanks...u just couldn't help showing your true colors, amirite?

[Crookshanks]

lol Crookshanks...u just couldn't help showing your true colors, amirite?

What true colors? I just told the truth! Black preachers repeat almost every sentence over and over, plus the worship service (music) also lasts much longer because of their style of music. One is not better than the other, it just depends on your personal preference.

[LoneStarState'sPride]

What true colors? I just told the truth! Black preachers repeat almost every sentence over and over, plus the worship service (music) also lasts much longer because of their style of music. One is not better than the other, it just depends on your personal preference.

at a black church, the song ends when the musicians get tired :lol

[DeadlyDynasty]

What true colors? I just told the truth! Black preachers repeat almost every sentence over and over, plus the worship service (music) also lasts much longer because of their style of music. One is not better than the other, it just depends on your personal preference.

Testify!