The Onion: Tim Duncan Offers Legal Advice To Wife’s Divorce Lawyer

[ElNono]

Tim Duncan Offers Legal Advice To Wife’s Divorce Lawyer (http://www.theonion.com/articles/tim-duncan-offers-legal-advice-to-wifes-divorce-la,32612/)

:lol

[ElNono]

Another one from last week:


Tim Duncan Encourages Teammates To Be Fathers First, Basketball Players Second (http://www.theonion.com/articles/tim-duncan-encourages-teammates-to-be-fathers-firs,32575/)

[spurs10]

Great stuff, as usual...The Onion is the best!!

[spurs1990]

This one not related but perfectly timed.

Adrian Peterson’s Boyfriend Can Take A Hint (http://www.theonion.com/articles/adrian-petersons-boyfriend-can-take-a-hint,32594/)

[RuffnReadyOzStyle]

I wonder why the Duncans are getting divorced? Irreconcilable differences I guess. Also, very odd timing. You'd think Amy would've waited until after the season to file.

[Darkwaters]

This is my favorite:

Dwight Howard Interested in Ruining the Rockets

http://www.theonion.com/articles/dwight-howard-interested-in-ruining-rockets,32552/

[HI-FI]

good stuff, i love the running gag they have with Timmy.