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King Nupe
05-31-2013, 03:22 PM
I would get a financial advisor and a Vasectomy....No baby mama/gold digger drama for me!

Thebesteva
05-31-2013, 03:31 PM
I would get a financial advisor and a Vasectomy....No baby mama/gold digger drama for me!

I would poke Magic Johnson with a needle then poke you

Budkin
05-31-2013, 03:39 PM
throw talcum powder into the air

KaiRMD1
05-31-2013, 03:45 PM
I'd make a side living of bad impersonations of my teammates and dance around like a jackass to go along with my shit eating grin that I wear all the time.

The Reckoning
05-31-2013, 03:49 PM
eat a burger, have a gatorade, maybe take a nice dump and read the morning paper

BlackSwordsMan
05-31-2013, 04:01 PM
Be a good team mate like Tim Duncan and David Robinson.

HI-FI
05-31-2013, 04:04 PM
buy my momma a house, help out family members in need, even hookup some brothers from the hood that were there for me....



nah, i'd probably go spend it on whores.

Mugen
05-31-2013, 04:10 PM
I would poke Magic Johnson with a needle then poke you

:lol

jimbo
05-31-2013, 05:03 PM
Fuck Brent Barry's ex wife

then out of me and Parker at least one of us would have done it

jeebus
05-31-2013, 05:09 PM
play great during contract seasons then turn into a bench warmer making 8 digits per year.

illusioNtEk
05-31-2013, 06:25 PM
i would fuk as many girls as possible, work out everyday, play ball everyday

JoeTait75
05-31-2013, 06:36 PM
I would get a financial advisor and a Vasectomy....No baby mama/gold digger drama for me!

Why not just stick to banging professional whores until you're ready to settle down?

Also, I'd buy a lot of weed first off. Like enough to last me a long time. The days of eighth-and-quarter ounces would be oooooooover.

Spurs and Mavs fan
05-31-2013, 07:24 PM
Get a financial adviser, buy a house. That would be about it.

DeadlyDynasty
05-31-2013, 07:35 PM
post on Spurstalk