View Full Version : NBA: Best fighter in the NBA? Current? All time? Like who would whoop ass?
SupremeGuy
06-02-2013, 12:09 AM
Easy choices: MWP, Cap Jack, whoever else won on Indiana in 2004? lol I dunno, I'm kinda drunk. Name some other tough fools.
Of all time? I don't see anyone whooping on Karl Malone.
baseline bum
06-02-2013, 12:10 AM
No way on MWP. Go back and watch the video of the Malice at the Palace and he can't even land a clean shot when that fat fuck Detroit fan runs on the court to fight him.
LkrFan
06-02-2013, 12:11 AM
Charles Oakley. Nobody messed with the Oak tbh.
baseline bum
06-02-2013, 12:11 AM
Oakley is my pick all-time. Still remember when Shaq sucker punched Brad Miller in the back of the head in retaliation for a hard foul from Oakley. LOL Shaq wanting no part of Oak.
SupremeGuy
06-02-2013, 12:12 AM
Charles Oakley. Nobody messed with the Oak tbh.How the fuck did I forget about him? lol Damn alcohol.
DUNCANownsKOBE
06-02-2013, 12:13 AM
There's gonna be an onslaught of GNSFs in this thread who mention Charles Oakley and jerk off the "toughness" of those 1990s Knicks teams that never won shit.
Those guys you mention are probably not that great in a fight. They are cocky and willing, but technically probably not that great. I'd say Nate Robinson would be hard to beat. He's got to be strong as an ox and with his leaping ability he could pretty much take your head off. He's lightning fast and if he got you on the ground your probably done.
Kobe, believe it or not, practices Jeet Kune Do and has for quite some time. He'd be hard in a "have to" fight. Bogut... no doubt.
Lebron James would be a bad dude in a real fight.
All time? Who knows... some scrub no one ever heard of probably.
baseline bum
06-02-2013, 12:13 AM
PJ Brown has to be on that list too. He's about the only person I can ever remember having the heart to fight Oakley.
SupremeGuy
06-02-2013, 12:13 AM
No way on MWP. Go back and watch the video of the Malice at the Palace and he can't even land a clean shot when that fat fuck Detroit fan runs on the court to fight him.Ron Ron is fucking crazy though.
DUNCANownsKOBE
06-02-2013, 12:13 AM
Oops two people already started jerking Oakley off before that post.
LkrFan
06-02-2013, 12:14 AM
D West is probably up there too. Just ask Dirt:
http://assets.espn.go.com/photo/2008/0421/nba_a_dirk_west_200.jpg
:lol
baseline bum
06-02-2013, 12:14 AM
There's gonna be an onslaught of GNSFs in this thread who mention Charles Oakley and jerk off the "toughness" of those 1990s Knicks teams that never won shit.
Oak's a bad motherfucker, but those Knicks are overrated as hell on this board.
SupremeGuy
06-02-2013, 12:15 AM
Yeah, West is a mean ass brother.
baseline bum
06-02-2013, 12:15 AM
Oops two people already started jerking Oakley off before that post.
When Shaq is scared to step someone it says a lot tbh
lefty
06-02-2013, 12:15 AM
Kermit Washington
Fastest punch in NBA history, this was how Rudy T learned that you dont ever underestimate the heart of a Champ :lol
SupremeGuy
06-02-2013, 12:15 AM
There's gonna be an onslaught of GNSFs in this thread who mention Charles Oakley and jerk off the "toughness" of those 1990s Knicks teams that never won shit.Just cause they didn't win doesn't mean Oakley wasn't a bad motherfucker.
DUNCANownsKOBE
06-02-2013, 12:16 AM
When Shaq is scared to step someone it says a lot tbh
Shaq was scared to step to fuckin Charles Barkley when Barkley would fuck with him :lol
baseline bum
06-02-2013, 12:16 AM
Didn't Oakley beat the shit out of someone on the other team the morning before a game over a craps debt?
EDIT: ok, overboard saying he beat the shit outta someone, but I know that nigga he hit came to the game with a fucked up black eye or something after shorting Oakley
Drachen
06-02-2013, 12:16 AM
http://i486.photobucket.com/albums/rr222/Leroy2DaBeroy/LeroyKareem.jpg
SupremeGuy
06-02-2013, 12:16 AM
Kermit Washington
Fastest punch in NBA history, Rudy T got Kermitted :lolFastest sucker punch, tbh.
jsandiego
06-02-2013, 12:17 AM
Easy choices: MWP, Cap Jack, whoever else won on Indiana in 2004? lol I dunno, I'm kinda drunk. Name some other tough fools.
Of all time? I don't see anyone whooping on Karl Malone.
Ime Udoka ftw
LkrFan
06-02-2013, 12:17 AM
Oakley is my pick all-time. Still remember when Shaq sucker punched Brad Miller in the back of the head in retaliation for a hard foul from Oakley. LOL Shaq wanting no part of Oak.
This. How can you be 7'1" and 345lbs and be scared of Oak? When he went after Brad Miller I was dying laughing. Then his punch missed! Shaq = studio gangsta :lol
There's a difference in "can fight" and "will fight". If you're asking who would fight, sure, these cocky high strung brothers will fight, but if you ask who can fight, well that's different. There's some Latinos who can scrap, bet JJB can fight. I would think Manu could fight as could Scola. James White, Alonzo Gee, Hickson... those types.
SupremeGuy
06-02-2013, 12:18 AM
http://i486.photobucket.com/albums/rr222/Leroy2DaBeroy/LeroyKareem.jpgKareem never struck me as a fighter.
Ime Udoka ftw
I read that Ime is a bad motherfucker.
baseline bum
06-02-2013, 12:19 AM
http://i486.photobucket.com/albums/rr222/Leroy2DaBeroy/LeroyKareem.jpg
LOL, truth. Didn't Kareem beat someone down in a parking lot over a parking space back in the day?
SupremeGuy
06-02-2013, 12:19 AM
There's a difference in "can fight" and "will fight". If you're asking who would fight, sure, these cocky high strung brothers will fight, but if you ask who can fight, well that's different. There's some Latinos who can scrap, bet JJB can fight. I would think Manu could fight as could Scola. James White, Alonzo Gee, Hickson... those types.Well, true, kinda. I mean if you're not willing to fight, can you really fight?
Mugen
06-02-2013, 12:20 AM
DJ Mbenga
DUNCANownsKOBE
06-02-2013, 12:20 AM
This. How can you be 7'1" and 345lbs and be scared of Oak? When he went after Brad Miller I was dying laughing. Then his punch missed! Shaq = studio gangsta :lol
Shaq's a huge pussy who was also scared of Barkley.
Still though the Shaq vs. BJ Penn thread from years ago where all the MMgAy bull queers claimed BJ Penn would beat Shaq up is an all time ST classic
lefty
06-02-2013, 12:20 AM
I read that Ime is a bad motherfucker.
Dude he fought tiny skinny Algerian fans :lol
Its not like he fought a pro baller
Us Algerians are skinny :cry
SupremeGuy
06-02-2013, 12:21 AM
LOL, truth. Didn't Kareem beat someone down in a parking lot over a parking space back in the day?LOL reminds of when I was a kid. The only time I ever saw my dad get pissed off and beat someone up was over a parking space.
lefty
06-02-2013, 12:21 AM
Fastest sucker punch, tbh.
Yeah it was a sucker punch
Poor Rudy he was just trying to calm people down
Oh and James Johnson with SAC. MMA fighter, was going to turn pro.
SupremeGuy
06-02-2013, 12:22 AM
Prolly any isrealis or middle eastern ballers can throw down.
baseline bum
06-02-2013, 12:23 AM
LOL reminds of when I was a kid. The only time I ever saw my dad get pissed off and beat someone up was over a parking space.
Kareem was always pissed off. I never saw the guy without a sour look on his face when he was off the floor. Even when he goes back and visits UCLA he still acts like a prick.
Clipper Nation
06-02-2013, 12:23 AM
D West is probably up there too. Just ask Dirt:
http://assets.espn.go.com/photo/2008/0421/nba_a_dirk_west_200.jpg
:lol
Chris Childs is pretty tough too, just ask Kirby :lol
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m14xor0sou1qi03mi.gif
jsandiego
06-02-2013, 12:23 AM
I read that Ime is a bad motherfucker.
http://hoopshype.com/blogs/muoneke/ime-the-great
jstep13
06-02-2013, 12:24 AM
Crazy Eyes
Kareem was always pissed off. I never saw the guy without a sour look on his face when he was off the floor. Even when he goes back and visits UCLA he still acts like a prick.
Dude was one of only a handful taught by Sifu Lee, he's got a point. Screw is basketball career, that's what I would brag about.
LkrFan
06-02-2013, 12:24 AM
Chris Childs is pretty tough too, just ask Kirby :lol
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m14xor0sou1qi03mi.gif
:lol
SupremeGuy
06-02-2013, 12:26 AM
Chris Childs is pretty tough too, just ask Kirby :lol
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m14xor0sou1qi03mi.gif:lol
LkrFan
06-02-2013, 12:27 AM
Shaq's a huge pussy who was also scared of Barkley.
Still though the Shaq vs. BJ Penn thread from years ago where all the MMgAy bull queers claimed BJ Penn would beat Shaq up is an all time ST classic
:rollin - gotta go dig det thread up. brb. :lol
SupremeGuy
06-02-2013, 12:27 AM
If Childs had connected solidly with his jaw, Kobe would have dropped.
SupremeGuy
06-02-2013, 12:28 AM
I can't believe I'm the only one that brought up Karl.
KaiRMD1
06-02-2013, 12:28 AM
Charles Oakley. Nobody messed with the Oak tbh.
m33p0
06-02-2013, 12:29 AM
Ime udoka especially if theres chair involved. As far as i know, all these guys have done ate grandstanding. Ime had been in a real brawl
baseline bum
06-02-2013, 12:29 AM
If Childs had connected solidly with his jaw, Kobe would have dropped.
Speaking of that, damn I wish Jermaine O'Neal hadn't slipped when he planted to deliver that punch to the jaw of that other fat fuck Pistons fan who ran onto the floor and wanted to get some. He had a crazy running start and could have killed the guy, saving Indy and Miami from one of the worst contracts all-time.
DUNCANownsKOBE
06-02-2013, 12:30 AM
:rollin - gotta go dig det thread up. brb. :lol
http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=110089&page=3&highlight=shaq+penn
lefty
06-02-2013, 12:32 AM
I can't believe I'm the only one that brought up Karl.
Karl was a pussy
When D-Rob pushed him he did nothing
When Darell Walker threw punches at him he did nothing
The Reckoning
06-02-2013, 12:35 AM
james johnson
http://sports.yahoo.com/mma/blog/cagewriter/post/James-Johnson-The-NBA-first-round-pick-with-qui?urn=mma-172202
SupremeGuy
06-02-2013, 12:35 AM
Speaking of that, damn I wish Jermaine O'Neal hadn't slipped when he planted to deliver that punch to the jaw of that other fat fuck Pistons fan who ran onto the floor and wanted to get some. He had a crazy running start and could have killed the guy, saving Indy and Miami from one of the worst contracts all-time.LMAO! That would have dethroned Kermit's sucker punch.
LkrFan
06-02-2013, 12:36 AM
I can't believe I'm the only one that brought up Karl.
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQGYobOHhou17YyrQp0CcmLWP6mwTBkD FMoRylcTL2N_sYHGWL-IWXPl81T
How'd this happen? :wow
SupremeGuy
06-02-2013, 12:36 AM
Karl was a pussy
When D-Rob pushed him he did nothing
When Darell Walker threw punches at him he did nothingRobinson pushed him? I don't remember that. What was the situation? Oh and yeah, the Admiral could probably kick some ass too.
What about Ewing?
lefty
06-02-2013, 12:37 AM
oh and who was that dude who punched Kareem in the 70's ?
Nobody before him dared to do so because they were intimidated by Cap
lefty
06-02-2013, 12:39 AM
Robinson pushed him? I don't remember that. What was the situation? Oh and yeah, the Admiral could probably kick some ass too.
What about Ewing?
- Remember the 97-98 regular season when Malone threw his knee into the Admiral's stomach? Later that season, in the playoffs, Malone hard fouled D-Rob who pushed him and Malone just stood there
- Regarding Darell Walker it was after Malone hammered Isiah down ... Nigga was so pissed he ran from the bench to to punch him :lol
LkrFan
06-02-2013, 12:41 AM
6bM-Y4UoiAY
:lol
lefty
06-02-2013, 12:43 AM
Walker is mad :lol
Sec24Row7
06-02-2013, 01:32 AM
Vernon Maxwell for the one that would try to kill you.
PingPong
06-02-2013, 02:03 AM
Easy choices: MWP, Cap Jack.
Two faggots. Jordan, Barkley, were tougher than these two 'thugs'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxPmL9Or2Xk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnxLVYnzzGg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5tQN7Wvqac
Jacob1983
06-02-2013, 02:11 AM
Stephen Jackson because he will fire a warning shot before he beats your ass.
Suspect
06-02-2013, 02:13 AM
Oh and James Johnson with SAC. MMA fighter, was going to turn pro.
Idk about "was gonna turn pro" I know about him and his family cause I went to high school with them. Im from Cheyenne.
But yeah, him, his brother(who is like his height also) and the rest of his family can fight. Their dad was like a 6 time kickboxing champion. James had like 98% of Cheyenne scared of him/on his dick.
AaronY
06-02-2013, 02:17 AM
Just voted for Shaq tbh
PingPong
06-02-2013, 02:21 AM
And... there was Bill Laimbeer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoMKqevrI18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrVP4qizpSE
PingPong
06-02-2013, 02:22 AM
Nene Hilario is a troublemaker. Amundson, Olowakandi, Knicks... just find these videos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twttI0GRbxM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mm_s00OZqzY
lefty
06-02-2013, 02:34 AM
Larry Bird could fight TBH
StrengthAndHonor
06-02-2013, 03:44 AM
65 posts and only 1 mention of Vernin Maxwell?
scroteface
06-02-2013, 11:50 AM
most of you guys are obviously pussies and don't know anything about who could fight and who can't..
why has nobody mentioned:
caron butler
anthony mason
jerry stackhouse
darrell arthur
gilbert arenas (gun aided)
spurraider21
06-02-2013, 02:17 PM
Kevin Garnett
AaronY
06-02-2013, 02:22 PM
65 posts and only 1 mention of Vernin Maxwell?
Guy was like 6'3 180 lbs
spurraider21
06-02-2013, 02:34 PM
Just voted for Shaq tbh
psycho T would smack him around tbh
ambchang
06-02-2013, 02:51 PM
Allen iverson because he is crazy and fast.
Artis Gilmore becaus he is huge and strong
Magic Johnson because he can bleed on you
Maurice Lucas because he's Maurice Lucas
Vernon maxwell if the fight involves talking about offsprings
Oakley becaus he slapped Barkley and Tyrone hill and noone dared retaliate.
Kobe if you have daughters
Karl Malone if you have underrated daughters
Kent benson if you are Kareem
Kermt Washington if sucker punches are involved
Mwp if short and fat drunkards are involved.
Ben Wallace if he was being embarrassed in a game.
StrengthAndHonor
06-02-2013, 03:13 PM
Guy was like 6'3 180 lbs
Kenny swears by him. In one of the Inside NBA episode he said Max was the.most violent guy he's ever played with. When Max said he'll.fight you, dude will fight you that's why everyone in that Houston team leaves him alone.
AaronY
06-02-2013, 03:17 PM
psycho T would smack him around tbh
Grrr..
StrengthAndHonor
06-02-2013, 03:17 PM
Another OG was Alvin Robertson. Chris Webber, Reggie Miller and Smith all said he was a badass.
Floyd Pacquiao
06-02-2013, 03:48 PM
Ive seen Charles Oakley try to fight, he punches like a girl.
Suspect
06-02-2013, 03:55 PM
James Johnson
Asif Ali Zardari
06-02-2013, 03:59 PM
Kobe has trained in Jeet Kune Do. A 6'7" man with Kobe's size and intelligence that knows Jeet Kune Do is nothing to fuck with.
Oakley may have that tough guy image going for him, and hes willing to get into a scrap but he just throws wild punches that make him lose his balance. Chuck puts his head down when he swings :lol. If it wasnt for their physique and demeanor someone wouldve kicked their ass at some point, they seem better at intimidating rather than actually fighting. Ive read Jerry Stackhouse is a badass tbh, he used to kick teammates and opponents asses.
Budkin
06-02-2013, 05:26 PM
Kermit Washington
Fastest punch in NBA history, this was how Rudy T learned that you dont ever underestimate the heart of a Champ :lol
Kermit Washington is a pussy unless you consider sucker punching a bystander tough.
Budkin
06-02-2013, 05:28 PM
I'll bet Anthony Mason and Otis Thorpe could have kicked some ass. Those dudes were built like tanks.
lefty
06-02-2013, 06:14 PM
Rod Strickland was a tough mofo
I remember went he went after Olden Polynice :lol
Rogue
06-02-2013, 08:11 PM
MWP still the baddest mothafucker around the league now despite him being old something. if you play in NBA and not on MWP's team, he would be the last one in the league you ever wanna mess with tbh.
Floyd Pacquiao
06-02-2013, 08:14 PM
David West iirc has been boxing for years in the off season, maybe he's got some hands idunno?
Blind Witness
06-02-2013, 08:24 PM
I could see Rodman going spidermonkey on somebody. Flailing all crazy... throwing feces... putting makeup on their faces screaming "MAKE YOU PRETTY!! MAKE YOU PRETTY!!".
DJR210
06-02-2013, 11:59 PM
Stephen Jackson because he will fire a warning shot before he beats your ass.
Bullshit, not just warning shots. He got up with the intent on blasting those fools, and had legal right to do so. They attempted to run his ass over at the club he was chilling at.
Jack ended up getting his teeth fixed after that incident as all of his fronts got knocked out after he flipped up over the car and landed on his mouth on the concrete.
http://espn.go.com/blog/playbook/fandom/post/_/id/15111/stephen-jackson-talks-rap-loyalty-life
Rummpd
06-03-2013, 10:54 AM
Going back in time = Wilt who toyed around with becoming a professional fighter - with that reach and strength he would have been hard to deal with as would a young Moses Malone or Wes Unseld. Also, Parish of the Celtics just looked mean and was known to throw elbows and Bill Lambier would not back down from anyone. Shaq though would be hard to take down in his prime...
AaronY
06-03-2013, 10:58 AM
Kermit Washington is a pussy unless you consider sucker punching a bystander tough.
He's a little more complicated of a character than that: http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kermit_Washington
AaronY
06-03-2013, 10:58 AM
Thats honestly one of the best Wikipedia articles on a basketball player I've seen..
I'd say Zack Randolph probably wouldn't be too fun to fight against. He has exceptionally good hands and he's one large man.
I also have a hard time believing anyone would want any part of Pekovic.
Fireball
06-03-2013, 11:37 AM
Xavier McDaniel ... he survived Oakley
MaineSpursFan
06-03-2013, 07:41 PM
http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/ball_dont_lie/post/All-NBA-Olympics-addendum-Ime-Udoka-boxing-gol?urn=nba,99482
Re: Someone saying Ime Udoka is a badass, I didn't know this at all.
RudyRay
06-03-2013, 07:52 PM
My picks would be Kevin Willis, Xavier McDaniel, and Anthony Mason.
hater
06-03-2013, 07:53 PM
I'ma go ahead and say Roy Hibbert
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