Dwight said he couldn't watch the playoffs because of Timmy

[Budkin]

https://twitter.com/Buck_SA/status/341253694249127936


@Buck_SA

D12 to LAT: I couldn't watch the playoffs I was so ticked. Everywhere I went I saw a Tim Duncan jersey, and you know how much I hated that.

[iminol]

http://i.imgur.com/bZN6p7U.gif

[BatManu20]

Good.

[EP Money Man]

Butt hurt much?

[ffadicted]

lmao what the fuck

[widowmaker]

Dwight cant play in the playoffs because of timmy. Lmfao butt hurt Laker bitch lol.

[timtonymanu]

What a pussy.

[MSPaint]

Awesome

[timtonymanu]

Every Spur big had their way with him.

Wonder if he gets nightmares thinking about Aron Baynes too.

[DMC]

I'd like to hear Tim's take on that gif. You can bet he's seen it.

[EVAY]

I can hardly imagine a professional ball player admitting that he doesn't watch the finals of his sport no matter WHAT the reason is/was.

How can this dude expect anybody to take him seriously when he is so mentally weak.

[Russ]

He needs to channel that passion to games in which he's an actual participant.

[Splits]

Full article: http://www.latimes.com/sports/basketball/nba/lakers/la-sp-simers-dwight-howard-20130602,0,3898772.column

[AaronY]

Ha ha, awesomeness

[EVAY]

Full article: http://www.latimes.com/sports/basketball/nba/lakers/la-sp-simers-dwight-howard-20130602,0,3898772.column

Somewhere, a box of rocks is insulted at the comparison to this guy's intellect.

[Brunodf]

:cry"I miss the Leastern Conference":cry

[Reck]

I'm fine with that.

The more misery he's in the more I enjoy it.

[HI-FI]

it's amazing organizations give idiots like him keys to the franchise. such a mental midget.

[barakz21]

Better get back to the east then, Daaaaaawiiiiight.

[pikkiwoki]

He should be ticked that he still has no post moves.

[GaryJohnston]

This just tells you how much he doesn't care to hone his craft. He should be trying to learn from watching Tim. Howard will never be a leader of men. A true mental midget as another poster said.

[LoneStarState'sPride]

What a colossal pussy.

[davidbowie]

does anyone remember when this guy was about to get drafted and he said David Robinson was someone he really looked up to growing up and wanted to be like because of his faith and work ethic and also a big man etc. something along those lines. anyway, it's hilarious thinking about that now.

[Spurious]

Not worthy of a ring. Even if he's physically capable of winning one.

[tesseractive]

I can hardly imagine a professional ball player admitting that he doesn't watch the finals of his sport no matter WHAT the reason is/was.

How can this dude expect anybody to take him seriously when he is so mentally weak.
The only valid scenario I can think of is, "I know I came up short, and I honestly can't bear to watch. So instead I'm spending 16 hours a day working on my game, and next year, I'm going to come back and go at it even harder."

Of course, to say something like that a player has to have some concept of accountability, which pretty much rules out Dwight.

[m33p0]

that's a lie. you never see a tim duncan jersey. (okay, i saw one yesterday. a kid was wearing spurs home uni #21. but it was just one, ONE!)

[TE]

:cry"I miss the Leastern Conference":cry

I think Dwight's overratedness has A LOT to do with the fact that he beasted on such a wack ass conference.

[SpurPadre]

does anyone remember when this guy was about to get drafted and he said David Robinson was someone he really looked up to growing up and wanted to be like because of his faith and work ethic and also a big man etc. something along those lines. anyway, it's hilarious thinking about that now.

I do and it's baffles me because he's said it more than twice. No matter how disappointing things got for The Admiral when for years, had to carry a mediocre team on his back to try to win titles and always came up short, he still kept his head up and tried to improve each and every time. He never bitched, he never took himself out of games with stupid techs, and he never threw his teammates or coaches under the bus. He perservered and was ultimately rewarded for his hard work and inspirational demeanor. Howard couldn't be any further from Mr. Robinson and isn't even fit to wipe his boots.

[jon123spurs]

Man up and stop being a little bitch. I mean all he does is cry. Hey Dwight Coward nobody cares what you think, so shut your fucking mouth

[roycrikside]

Try making some free throws dipshit

[capek]

Pissed Tim's coaching up Hibbert and not him tbh :cry

Seriously though, you'd think Dwight would have learned how to keep sand from getting in his vagina after living in Orlando, but apparently those beaches near LA are still doing him in. Do yourself a favor Dwight and go play where there are no beaches for hundreds of miles. :tu

[GaryJohnston]

He's such a pansy...even Jason Collins thinks he's a fag

[Libri]

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSS8Djstug9sLT7jvbCwfyV5NQzZ8yMZ zKGCa_aNCReiCARi8bP3w

[howbouthemspurs]

:lmao

[exstatic]

In. His. Head.

He should probably stay in LA. That way, there's the chance that he could only play us 3 times a season. Houston, a division rival, is a guaranteed four games per year.

[SenorSpur]

What a big, insecure tool this guy is.

[HemisfairArena]

Duncan...the GOAT....laying the smackth down even off the court. Intimidating players even when they are already out of the playoffs.

[Spursfanfromafar]

And this idiot goes by the moniker, "superman"? How about "Dufferman"?

It would be great fun if the Lakers sign this shit. 5 years of contention for the Western Conference superpowers not named the Lakers.

[Budkin]

Hilarious that "Superman's" Kryptonite are Duncan jerseys. :lol

[weeks]

i think this is pretty funny, but it doesn't really make me hate dwight or anything. i think even he was saying it like 'damn i got worked by timmy'. i took it as a little bit of respect in a 'fuck i cant stand to be reminded of it' way.

i think spurs fans have a tendency to be a little defensive. i doubt dwight likes timmy very much, but that's understandable. no reason to hate or scorn the guy.

definitely a reason to mock him relentlessly though!

[Budkin]

Dwight's a whiny piece of shit that deserves to be mocked at every turn. He brought this on himself with his childish and unprofessional behavior.

[bigdog]

Wow. I didn't know he was THIS weak. This is why he can't be a leader. He lets things get to his head so easily.

[Stabula]

Why would you admit to being such a colossal pussy?

[KaiRMD1]

He should be mad at Baynes, he was the one that got him ejected. But he belongs in LA because he sounds as butthurt with Timmy as many Laker fans are.

[Behrooz24]

Y U MAD BRO? lol

[Spur|n|Austin]

Then seeing a Bonner jersey probably really makes him squirt in his brithches.

[DMC]

Howard doesn't care nearly as much about winning as he does about his appearance. He doesn't want to change how he shoots FT even though he cannot get worse, only better. He's a mental midget, a basket case. He's like Shaq in that they both cared more about preserving their baby feelings about their FT shooting than trying to improve. They don't value FTs. Unlike Shaq, Howard isn't dominant enough to be able to do that. If Howard shot 70% from the FT line, he'd be a completely different animal to deal with.

[Arcadian]

:lol Terrified of a 37-year-old man

:lol Admitting his inferiority

:lol Not a top 100 player all time, despite the hype

:lol Swept by Spurs

:lol Dwight Faggot

:lol Laker fans

[Stabula]

I'm squirting

[PÒÓCH]

All those years growning up watching the Fakers pwn our Spurs and now how the tables have turned.
Yes gentlemen god is good *cues Billy Currington -People are crazy*

[mexpurs21]

He should be mad at Baynes, he was the one that got him ejected. But he belongs in LA because he sounds as butthurt with Timmy as many Laker fans are.

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/2547631/howardfoul.gif

[ShoogarBear]

Please re-sign him LA.

[unforeseen]

:lol Dwight "Mental Midget" Howard

[ShoogarBear]

You know, after reading that whole article, I'm wondering if Simers didn't just make it up trying to be funny.

[Spursfanfromafar]

You know, after reading that whole article, I'm wondering if Simers didn't just make it up trying to be funny.

There is actually video of it on Youtube -


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUTx4_gUcUk

[ShoogarBear]

I stand corrected. Please re-sign him LA.

[buttsR4rebounding]

He actually did go fishing...

We all met at UCLA, Howard was as friendly as always and relaxed after fishing trips to Lake Tahoe and Aspen.

He posted Twitter pictures of the fish that had jumped in his boat or the ones he claimed he had caught. But they were the wrong kind of trophies for some Lakers fans.

"You just can't please people," Howard said. "I catch fish and it's a problem. People were upset I was out having fun; they thought I should be sitting in a room all upset because we lost.


:fishing

[Strategic]

He's kinda got a gay or "homo" air to him, not that there's anything wrong with that. I'm sorry, fine me 75K.

[pgardn]

What a big, insecure tool this guy is.

Or he might learn too much leading to severe shoulder pain and headaches.

[MaineSpursFan]

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/2547631/howardfoul.gif

holy hell baynes is a monster, he looks bigger and stronger than dwight, that boy needs to hit the gym a little more drop some baby fat and work hard and he can b the first big off the bench for the next several years

[ezau]

And look at what Hibbert's offseason work with Tim Duncan has done to his game. If I were Dwight, I would be begging Duncan to teach me big-man moves during the offseason. Heck, I'd even spend a month in San Antonio if that's what it takes to become better.

[Russo21]

does anyone remember when this guy was about to get drafted and he said David Robinson was someone he really looked up to growing up and wanted to be like because of his faith and work ethic and also a big man etc. something along those lines. anyway, it's hilarious thinking about that now. :lmao What an embarrassment

[Russo21]

He gave 5k to charity? That's the equivalent of me giving 5 cents to charity.

[DJR210]

Seriously the biggest faggot in the league alongside Ray Allen.

[Man In Black]

Curious who the Asian chick is. :eyebrows

Classic that he actually went fishing. :fishing

Come on back to LA son, that game of yours is perfectly suited to for the drama that LA requires.

[Aztecfan03]

In. His. Head.

He should probably stay in LA. That way, there's the chance that he could only play us 3 times a season. Houston, a division rival, is a guaranteed four games per year.

just what I was thinking. Plus he wouldn't want to play too close to where Timmy plays. He may see more timmy jerseys in Houston- (there's some spurs fans in houston on here right?)

[JRHernandez88]

https://twitter.com/Buck_SA/status/341253694249127936
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[Legacy]

I can't believe Rocket fans (or at least a pretty huge number of them) are just jizzing in their panties, hoping and praying that this douchebag will soon be shipped off to join them. I hope Coward stays in LA for as long as humanly possible. He just simply belongs there. Isn't this always what he wanted anyway when he turned his back on Orlando? He is a true Faker... thru and thru. Another closet Tim Duncan fan all the way. :lol

[Legacy]

http://memecrunch.com/meme/7313/whats-the-difference-between-dwight-howard-and-this-baby/image.png (http://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&frm=1&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=Li72jzenEVT_UM&tbnid=XKr6_cjBHhFxhM:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fmemecrunch.com%2Fmeme%2F7313%2Fwh ats-the-difference-between-dwight-howard-and-this-baby&ei=mGusUZi0BJD29gTugYGIBw&bvm=bv.47244034,d.dmQ&psig=AFQjCNESt0r2K-Hr1V_iSbgbHtEzrkP28w&ust=1370340586931173)

[biskvito]

The comments in this thread makes me empathize with him, stay classy spurstalk.

[racm]

If Dwight joins Houston it's gonna be worse. He's guaranteed to play Timmy 4 times a season instead of twice as in the East or 3-4 in LA, and even the Toyota Center gets Spurs fans.

[racm]

The comments in this thread makes me empathize with him, stay classy spurstalk.

The Spurs are classy. SpursTalk isn't.

[Legacy]

The comments in this thread makes me empathize with him, stay classy spurstalk.

:lmao We will, don't worry.

[Obstructed_View]

:lol Howard > Duncan.

Yeah, you know who you are.

[exstatic]

http://memecrunch.com/meme/7313/whats-the-difference-between-dwight-howard-and-this-baby/image.png (http://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&frm=1&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=Li72jzenEVT_UM&tbnid=XKr6_cjBHhFxhM:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fmemecrunch.com%2Fmeme%2F7313%2Fwh ats-the-difference-between-dwight-howard-and-this-baby&ei=mGusUZi0BJD29gTugYGIBw&bvm=bv.47244034,d.dmQ&psig=AFQjCNESt0r2K-Hr1V_iSbgbHtEzrkP28w&ust=1370340586931173)

The baby can probably hit FTs, too, tbh.

[Avitus1]

Cry a little harder next season.

[exstatic]

The comments in this thread makes me empathize with him, stay classy spurstalk.

Then Dwight's work is done. He has no interest in improving his game or growing up, he just wants you to feel sorry for him.

[Obstructed_View]

And actually, Dwight couldn't watch the playoffs because he couldn't figure out how to work the remote.

[100%duncan]

What a soft mental midget.

[temujin]

Dwight Howard should rather ask himself how is it that his only strength -physical strength- as a basketball player,
was ridiculized by Spurs FOURTH big man. That then, done with him, watched PO in street clothes.

He should also ask whether he seriously deserves his Third all NBA spot.

If he could go as far as asking himself whether he is paid for what he is worth, he could even have my appreciation.
But that's probably asking too much.

[John B]

The bogeyman is under your bed Dwight, and it's Timmie. LOL what an idiot

[Legacy]

^ BOO! :lol

[racm]

Let's thank Dwight for:

giving a certain redhead confidence that he could play in the playoffs, and that a rookie Australian big man owned him on the court.

[Rummpd]

Howard LOL grow up.

[Gagnrath]

I don't feel he's a bad person at all he does need to grow up a bit though, something that being the physical basketball specimen he is has prevented thus far. Its kinda obvious that he needs a mentor style coach to go dwight...... Life is number 1, live life. 2. Basketball and being awesome at it will make your life much better, instead of just being good become awesome. 3. Dwight sometimes its not your fault things don't go your way, you don't get down that's cool but resolve to stack the odds in your favor next time by working harder.

[pikkiwoki]

I can't believe Rocket fans (or at least a pretty huge number of them) are just jizzing in their panties, hoping and praying that this douchebag will soon be shipped off to join them. I hope Coward stays in LA for as long as humanly possible. He just simply belongs there. Isn't this always what he wanted anyway when he turned his back on Orlando? He is a true Faker... thru and thru. Another closet Tim Duncan fan all the way. :lol

As overrated as Duh-wight is, he'd still be an upgrade over what they already have in Asik.