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Rogue
06-03-2013, 02:41 AM
i've been suffering from the syndrome of Scarlett Johansson obsession for almost 3 weeks now, as you might know, it makes me feel stressed and depressed as though i was about to die soon, and it's getting worse day by day. i've tried some methods of supressing it (like those ugly pre-nubile pics of hers, and those no-college smacks etc...) but none of them worked. so im genuinely turning to you for help. please find some of the ugliest Scarlett Johansson pics for me, something that would make me vomit just by glimpsing it would be the best. i'll start with...


http://media.screened.com/uploads/0/900/645861-scarlettjohansson.jpg


yours?

Rogue
06-03-2013, 03:08 AM
http://blogs.coventrytelegraph.net/passtheremote/assets_c/2013/04/scarlet%20johansson%20april%202013-thumb-440x631-198467.jpg

This may not be one of the worst but it shows some kind of delighting trend. bitch's getting fat and in this pic she already looks like some 40yr old politician, a mom of at least 3 (her face still typical of a slob though). Joss Whedon better start seeking a new black widow now tbh, otherwise avengers 2 would be fucked. again, this pic is from a UK website, British people are harsh :lol

http://blogs.coventrytelegraph.net/passtheremote/2013/04/what-scarlett-johansson-wants.html

it appears bitch's looking for a new boyfriend according to the article. anyone knows Lamar Odom's phone number?



Edit: no porny, no nudity and no photoshoping

Suspect
06-03-2013, 03:46 AM
no such thing as bad scarlett pics imho

Rogue
06-04-2013, 05:55 AM
Scarlett says this to y'all haters



http://www.instablogsimages.com/1/2012/05/14/1336997242.jpg


and unlike that becky hammon shooting finger pic which i used as my sig several years ago, this one is NOT photoshopped. i'll just pretend she showed this cordial gesture to me, and maybe even use it as my wallpaper so i can see this benign woman everyday. hope this one can help me extricate myself from the obsession once and for all.

:lol Goddess of the sun
:lol idolizing a prostitute
:lol not gon spit on me to save my life
:lol typical delusional mavs fan
:lol me

Spur|n|Austin
06-06-2013, 12:43 PM
http://i.imgur.com/tRm2OlT.jpg

Reck
06-07-2013, 02:19 AM
http://i.imgur.com/tRm2OlT.jpg

Niggas be like
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m929hjF7BB1qg8ajio1_500.gif

Rogue
06-07-2013, 10:38 PM
Didn't mean to cause any offense to Scarlett or Scarlett fans. I'm also a hardcore Scarlett fan (not to such an obsessive extent though, i just kinda tricked myself into such a situation for the need of my novel). She's my goddess and will forever be. The elegance of her doesn't only come from her exquisite look, it also includes her charisma, her personality and such spiritual elements. I just want you guys also to learn to admire her beauty beyond how she looks tbh.

DeadlyDynasty
06-07-2013, 10:40 PM
Rogue, have you seen A Lovesong for Bobby Long? Very underrated flick, imo...starring Travolta, Gabriel Macht, and your goddess.

Rogue
06-07-2013, 10:57 PM
I kind of have downloaded all her movies i could download into my laptop, over the past week or something. Haven't watched any yet, I'm starting to watch them as soon as i get the novel done. I've only watched 4 scarlett movies by far (the island, Lost in translation, Ironman 2 and the avengers). The majority of her movies are average to mediocre, but im still gonna watch them anyway.

Love song for bobby long isn't a bad movie, i heard, one of the few good movies she's made. girl with a pearl earring is also a good one imho, for which she got nominated for golden globe. I'd rank her movies (including those i've watched and haven't watched) as:

girl with a pearling earring/lost in translation/love song for bobby long

avengers/Ironman 2
Vicky cristina barcelona


We bought a zoo/the nanny diaries

and the rest...

Reck
06-07-2013, 11:38 PM
Didn't mean to cause any offense to Scarlett or Scarlett fans. I'm also a hardcore Scarlett fan (not to such an obsessive extent though, i just kinda tricked myself into such a situation for the need of my novel). She's my goddess and will forever be. The elegance of her doesn't only come from her exquisite look, it also includes her charisma, her personality and such spiritual elements. I just want you guys also to learn to admire her beauty beyond how she looks tbh.

Nobody is obssesed with her. Where are you getting this idea that people are obsessed with Scarlett?

I mean, I like her she's hot but I dont go around collecting all her movies and posters and shit. Shit I've only seen like 3 movies with her in. :lol

Rogue
06-08-2013, 12:13 AM
Nobody is obssesed with her. Where are you getting this idea that people are obsessed with Scarlett?

I mean, I like her she's hot but I dont go around collecting all her movies and posters and shit. Shit I've only seen like 3 movies with her in. :lol

I beat you to this one, I've watched 4 movies with her in.

while you're nowhere near being obsessed with her, me either. I only sort of tricked myself into an obsession with her because I needed to gain some aspiration, which i already got, for my romantic story with Scarlett Johansson being the protagonist. I'm a life long celibate and I kinda feel that I'll never really fall in love with anyone, either in the real word or in my imaginary world.

I'm about to attend graduate school the coming semester for a degree in writing (something similar) and I fathom I won't have much time to spend writing a long story something once the school begins. Ergo, this summer may be the last chance for me to write a legit story, something I've always wanted to do.

And I just hope you guys can share the story with me, no matter you love her as a person, a sex symbol or just an eye-candy something.

Rogue
07-04-2013, 10:28 PM
latest pic added on scarlett-fan.com, looks she's already pretty washed up tbh. Weed ain't no joke


http://scarlett-photos.com/albums/userpics/27975/scarlett-johansson-romain-dauriac-backseat-couple-at-lax-05.jpg


pic of her smoking weed, captured in November 2011:

http://cdn.theblemish.com/images/2011/11/1101-scarlett-johansson-weed-640x353.jpg