So will you guys use this excuse....

[mrsmaalox]

for not going down?

Michael Douglas' Throat Cancer Caused By Oral Sex, Not Smoking Or Drinking

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/02/michael-douglas-throat-cancer-oral-sex_n_3375500.html

[Suspect]

will you?

[Suspect]

how did the vagina get in his throat? must of been sucking penis, which means the faggot deserves it imho

[Drachen]

I guess I will just have to accept the risks.

[lebomb]

for not going down?

Michael Douglas' Throat Cancer Caused By Oral Sex, Not Smoking Or Drinking




Hell, if this were true, I would have died 10yrs ago.

[mrsmaalox]

will you?

No. I'll just keep using my same old excuse of being heterosexual for not going down on a woman.

[mrsmaalox]

I guess I will just have to accept the risks.

That's the spirit! :toast

[LnGrrrR]

One of the hazards of dating superheroes, tbh.

[CosmicCowboy]

I always wondered what Zeta Jones saw in that old fart. Guess the fact that he could lick his eyebrows didn't hurt.

[CuckingFunt]

No. I'll just keep using my same old excuse of being heterosexual for not going down on a woman.

It's not just going down on a woman that can lead to HPV related throat cancer. A fact that seems to be missing from a lot of the coverage of this story, which largely follows the cultural narrative that HPV is an exclusively female problem.

[mrsmaalox]

I always wondered what Zeta Jones saw in that old fart. Guess the fact that he could lick his eyebrows didn't hurt.

Well yea :lol So many men try to convince themselves that women are all about penis size, when in reality it's skilled tongues and fingers that make the BIG difference.

[I. Hustle]

:( I'm glad I am married now. Just imagine... I could have gotten big toe cancer.

[mrsmaalox]

It's not just going down on a woman that can lead to HPV related throat cancer. A fact that seems to be missing from a lot of the coverage of this story, which largely follows the cultural narrative that HPV is an exclusively female problem.

Yes I know. But since I intentionally asked the men about avoiding cunninglingus, I replied to him from the same point.

[The Reckoning]

don't eat out strippers....






....never again

[TeyshaBlue]

Well yea :lol So many men try to convince themselves that women are all about penis size, when in reality it's skilled tongues and fingers that make the BIG difference.

How bout a prehensile tail?

[bus driver]

Hell, if this were true, I would have died 10yrs ago.

+1....wait make that 5 yrs ago

[DeadlyDynasty]

I almost never do the deed.

[baseline bum]

Well yea :lol So many men try to convince themselves that women are all about penis size, when in reality it's skilled tongues and fingers and wallets and cars that make the BIG difference.

fify

[baseline bum]

I almost never do the deed.

OK Malcolm Farrakhan.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Not afraid to admit it, never been crazy about it. If I'm in a longterm relationship I'll do it (if she's upset with me for some reason), but grudgingly

[mrsmaalox]

fify

Nah that's a whole other excuse guys use----why can't they attract beautiful, smart girls who have their own cars and money? :D

[DMC]

If you're at a point already where your penis size or your tongue movements make a difference to her, something else about you is more important than both because you had to get there first.

[mrsmaalox]

If you're at a point already where your penis size or your tongue movements make a difference to her, something else about you is more important than both because you had to get there first.

You mean like "personality"?! Eh, no way :lol

[Fabbs]

Seriously doubt Douglas only did Zeta Jones.
Or only did gals.
Mainstream longtime Hollywooder getting big parts.
99.99% chance he's smoked pipe repeatedly.

[mrsmaalox]

How bout a prehensile tail?

:lol Hmmm....

[DMC]

You mean like "personality"?! Eh, no way :lol

No. Whatever causes you to drop your skirt and panties for a guy (surely he doesn't slide is cock under your nose like a Cuban cigar) before you know his size or oral prowess. It's not like you get to view a video of him before deciding "I'm fucking this guy".

Personality rarely does it. It's usually a couple of things, but mostly his looks, his wallet and the bag of white powder he carries in his console.

[DJR210]

No excuses here. I love to eat pussy as long as it doesn't look like a slab of old roast beef, and smells like it should. Everything gives you cancer, so might as well die happy.

[Rogue]

i got celibacy as the excuse.

[DJR210]

i got celibacy as the excuse.

Don't infringe on a well known ST poster's gimmick.

[Drachen]

Don't infringe on a well known ST poster's gimmick.

This is that well known ST poster.

[Koolaid_Man]

Well yea :lol So many men try to convince themselves that women are all about penis size, when in reality it's skilled tongues and fingers that make the BIG difference.

way to throw your husband under the bus....:lol but tbh having sex with Kool is like playing classic piano...I can make sweet music with my tongue and fingers...and no I will never stop licking that twat....it actually makes my cock harder doing so

[mrsmaalox]

way to throw your husband under the bus....:lol but tbh having sex with Kool is like playing classic piano...I can make sweet music with my tongue and fingers...and no I will never stop licking that twat....it actually makes my cock harder doing so

I wasn't talking about him.

[Koolaid_Man]

I wasn't talking about him.

why do u take everything so literal...so personal...geez old people..I tell ya... smh