Pray with me, niggas

[Venti Quattro]

www.praywithme.com

[manufan10]

MahinmiFan - June 3 ,2013 - Prayed For 7 times - I Prayed (http://www.praywithme.com/I_prayed.php?pid=88843)

Pray for my Pacers - I don't want to see that monkey LeBron in the Finals. I want a team that plays the proper way and not this bs jump-around monkeyball that the league has sadly devolved into.

:lmao

[Clipper Nation]

Vogel Frank - June 3 ,2013 - Prayed For 24 times - I Prayed (http://www.praywithme.com/I_prayed.php?pid=88782)

grant me strength - Great Jesus, Grant me strength to succeed in getting over this disappointing shame that was brought upon me be my incompetent coworkers and by the work of an evil lawyer Stern. I fear I might lose my job in the Christian fearing state of Indiana and might be forced to rellocate as an assistant to Los Angeles. Frank.

:lmao

[manufan10]

Toney Parkour - June 3 ,2013 - Prayed For 0 times - I Prayed (http://www.praywithme.com/I_prayed.php?pid=88846)

Dear Lord... - please deliver me a prime Speedy Claxton to bail me out when I screw up in the Finals.... and for the sake of team morale, please don't let Timmy find out I turned him into a cuck. Amen.

:lol

[jeebus]

glad to see you nigs finally found religion. :cry

[NASpurs]

MahinmiFan - June 3 ,2013 - Prayed For 7 times - I Prayed (http://www.praywithme.com/I_prayed.php?pid=88843)

Pray for my Pacers - I don't want to see that monkey LeBron in the Finals. I want a team that plays the proper way and not this bs jump-around monkeyball that the league has sadly devolved into.

:lmao

Prayed for 46 times at the time of my typing. :lol I refreshed one more time and now it's 51 times. :lol

[Splits]

Evil lawyer Stern is fucking hilarious

[Clipper Nation]

Toney Parkour - June 3 ,2013 - Prayed For 0 times - I Prayed (http://www.praywithme.com/I_prayed.php?pid=88846)

Dear Lord... - please deliver me a prime Speedy Claxton to bail me out when I screw up in the Finals.... and for the sake of team morale, please don't let Timmy find out I turned him into a cuck. Amen.

:lol

That was mine :lol

[jeebus]

all you gotta do is click the prayer button and then refresh the page it takes you to

[Venti Quattro]

MahinmiFan - June 3 ,2013 - Prayed For 7 times - I Prayed (http://www.praywithme.com/I_prayed.php?pid=88843)

Pray for my Pacers - I don't want to see that monkey LeBron in the Finals. I want a team that plays the proper way and not this bs jump-around monkeyball that the league has sadly devolved into.

:lmao

Prayed for over 200 times now :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

[Splits]

God is having an off day, still only 1500 prayers answered. Maybe His internet is down?

[Bill_Brasky]

I wonder how long this lasts

[Splits]

I wonder how long this lasts

Prolly forever, their site looks like it was put together for a piece of bread and glass of wine.

[Splits]

Please pray for him:

Thank you for praying for the following prayer request!

Anonymous - June 3 ,2013 - Prayed For 2 times

- Mocking the pain and trials of others makes you feel sophisticated? Just stop. No one is impressed.


Back To Homepage

[skut_farkus]

Please pray for him:

Thank you for praying for the following prayer request!

Anonymous - June 3 ,2013 - Prayed For 2 times

- Mocking the pain and trials of others makes you feel sophisticated? Just stop. No one is impressed.


Back To Homepage

Prayer sent:(

[Jeff Van Gundy]

:lol u guys shoululd post more of this shit.

[Drachen]

That place is fucked up

[dfens]

That place is fucked up

I am about to go in on this one.

[dfens]

Ron Ron - June 3 ,2013 - Prayed For 116 times

get well soon Bryant! - Merciful Lord Jesus, I, your ever fearing subject, whom I have dedicated my life to bringing peace to the world, would obediently summon thee to cure my beloved friend and master, Bryant of the ailness that has gotten in his leg. Without him our hopes of succeeding in bringing peace and honor to all the women who seek counsling to rape through our organization The Los Angeles "Tender Earvin Johnson" Foundation are lost. The organization badly needs your subject's leadership, intangibles and determination. Our new leader Dwight (once a devout Christian!) is a bad man because many young girls has he out of wedlock left with a child and we fear our organization will lose its cause with him at the helm. Dwight and his coworker Steve are known to have tried to not pay their children's alimony on the ground of religious differences and it brings us great shame. Moreover, Bryant's wife badly needs him home along for they had marriage problems and she does not truly follow the path of Christ and only his healthy presence might help her to not walk astray. May your blessing reach your servant who is just doing your work on this Earth. GOD BLESS HIM! Artest, Ron

[dfens]

tony - June 3 ,2013 - Prayed For 224 times

forgivness - Pray for my soul because I have sinned repeteadly. A coworker's wife has just divorced her husband because of me and our boss fired another man who was innocent. This coworker was not only my friend but he now has comed to me for support. Nobody knows that I am the one responsible. I have done this before with another coworker's wife. I feel that I am surrendering to such thoughts all the time and my french father calls me a wimp for being penitent. I am afraid I will repeat this and don't know what to do. I NEED your help now more than ever. Tony.


224 prayed for tony:lmao

[dfens]

Tim - June 3 ,2013 - Prayed For 56 times

all is going bad - Dear God, In my hour of need I come to thee to beg for wisdom. My wife has left me and she took the kids and half my money. The pressure at the workplace has increase sevenfold because James, an old competitor businessman is back in town with the only purpose to drive me to bankruptcy. I even lost all my friends from the D&D groups because they all prefer to take the James' easier deal. Please God save me from this neverending nightmare. Your faithfull servant, Duncan

[dfens]

emanuel - June 4 ,2013 - Prayed For 1 times

coworker's wife - Lord please help my friend Tim because his wife left him exactly when he was about to retire from work. She will also take the children. Moreover we expect heavy losses at our workplace in the following weeks and this will probably affect tim's retirement fund. Please pray for his soul. Amen. Manu

[dfens]

lel bronn - June 4 ,2013 - Prayed For 1 times

help a brotha out - Ay Lord could you pleez tell dem bustas to stop missin easy looks and tell dat gurl dwayna to stop bein such drama queen cuz she want all de attention on our show and we doin poor and we need da money. And srry I dun't knov to spell cuz i didn't go to college and all and when I wuz young cuz my pops left me to go to jail. Peace out homie.

[Drachen]

It would be awesome if the guy who is worried about impregnating his girlfriend starts to here monk chanting but instead of "AAAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaMMMMEN" he hears "AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaBOOOOOORRRRRTION"

[dfens]

christianna - June 4 ,2013 - Prayed For 1 times

coming out the closet - Merciful Jesus grant me the strength to go through with my decision to change my life forever. All my friends know me Chris but deep down inside I always wanted to be Christiana. I am about to go through a very difficult operation that will change my life forever and even though I know I am sinning I feel this is the only way to set my soul free. Please forgive me Jesus and bestow on me the power of love to heal this wound in my soul. Christianna

[timtonymanu]

Just waiting for Jack Hould to check in.

[dfens]

TBH some of my BEST work

stern - June 4 ,2013 - Prayed For 1 times

good finale without spurious decisions - Lord guide my associates dan and joey to turn around our company from bad ratings now that I am eyeing retirement. Protect them from spurious decisions and let them follow the script in the heat of the moment. I want to finish my career well remembered for my impartiality and my fairness of guiding the youth in the company. Shalom, the son of David.

[gnsf0946]

Kirby - June 3 ,2013 - Prayed For 700 times

Dear Lord.... - please grant me the strength to keep carrying the weight of every illegal immigrant Laker fan on my nuts. The strain of this has caused a massive tear in my Achilles that requires extensive HGH treatments to fix. Amen.


Dwight - June 3 ,2013 - Prayed For 886 times

My new child - Father, forgive me for bearing another child with another baby momma. My back pains are growing due to the growing number of bastard children that I have to carry. I understand from bible-thumpers that it is bad to have sex without the power of marriage, but it was your command to go forth and multiply. However, as your humble Christian follower, I am obliged to follow your word. I know your word is greater, but I am confused, Father. What do I need to follow? Need your advice ASAP.

This shit is getting out of hand really fast.

[dfens]

Just waiting for Jack Hould to check in.

http://www.godvine.com/user/Jack-Hould-356246.html

that nigga droppin wisdom.

[dfens]

This shit is getting out of hand really fast.

the one with dwight is sig worthy:lol:lol:lol

[dfens]

Evil lawyer Stern is fucking hilarious

some of my first work on that site, God gave me a vision before game 7 of what would follow and in my vision many God fearing good Christians followed. Amen

[dfens]

Most Recent Prayer Requests
LMAO @whoever wrote this

j.r. swish - June 3 ,2013 - Prayed For 40 times - I Prayed (http://www.praywithme.com/I_prayed.php?pid=88851)

lord forgive me - Lord forgive me for I have sinned. ive got the money, the fast cars(no brakes), loose women and some of the finest sticky green this side of queens bridge. But ima be honest. I partied too hard this post season and feel bad for the city of new York almost like I let them down. But unlike dead friends, loose woman and sticky icky purple Kush fans cant be replaced. I cant stand the hate and horrible bottle service at the clubs anymore please let them forgive and forget :( Love, jr swish

[dfens]

Another guy with this..
SUPPORTER - June 3 ,2013 - Prayed For 4 times - I Prayed (http://www.praywithme.com/I_prayed.php?pid=88845)

MahinmiFan PRAYER - Please PRAY that I don't STOP BREATHING, because that's the PRAYER that has made MY DAY! I pray for you 100x over! ;) GOOD LUCK TO YOU!

[Jeff Van Gundy]

Tim - June 3 ,2013 - Prayed For 56 times

all is going bad - Dear God, In my hour of need I come to thee to beg for wisdom. My wife has left me and she took the kids and half my money. The pressure at the workplace has increase sevenfold because James, an old competitor businessman is back in town with the only purpose to drive me to bankruptcy. I even lost all my friends from the D&D groups because they all prefer to take the James' easier deal. Please God save me from this neverending nightmare. Your faithfull servant, Duncan
:lmao

[Slobodan Milosevic]

Драго ми је што овај сајт је Кристијан (не муслимана)

[Trainwreck2100]

Slobodan melosovic ready to do some work tbqh

[baseline bum]

Драго ми је што овај сајт је Кристијан (не муслимана)

Союз нерушимый республик свободных
Сплотила навеки великая Русь!
Да здравствует созданный волей народов
Единый, могучий Советский Союз!
Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Дружбы народов надёжный оплот!
Партия Лениния - сила народная
Нас к торжеству коммунизма ведёт!

Сквозь грозы сияло нам солнце свободы,
и Ленин великий нам путь озарил.
На правое дело он поднял народы,
На труд и на подвиги нас вдохновил!
Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Дружбы народов надёжный оплот!
Партия Лениния - сила народная
Нас к торжеству коммунизма ведёт!

в победе бессмертных идей коммунизма
Мы видим грядущее нашей станы,
и красному знамени славной отчизны
Мы будем всегда беззаветно верны!
Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Дружбы народов надёжный оплот!
Партия Лениния - сила народная
Нас к торжеству коммунизма ведёт!

[Trainwreck2100]

Союз нерушимый республик свободных
Сплотила навеки великая Русь!
Да здравствует созданный волей народов
Единый, могучий Советский Союз!
Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Дружбы народов надёжный оплот!
Партия Лениния - сила народная
Нас к торжеству коммунизма ведёт!

Сквозь грозы сияло нам солнце свободы,
и Ленин великий нам путь озарил.
На правое дело он поднял народы,
На труд и на подвиги нас вдохновил!
Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Дружбы народов надёжный оплот!
Партия Лениния - сила народная
Нас к торжеству коммунизма ведёт!

в победе бессмертных идей коммунизма
Мы видим грядущее нашей станы,
и красному знамени славной отчизны
Мы будем всегда беззаветно верны!
Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Дружбы народов надёжный оплот!
Партия Лениния - сила народная
Нас к торжеству коммунизма ведёт!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs

[baseline bum]

^ мой негр

[Trainwreck2100]

^да действительно негра

[Woo Bum-kon]

God is having an off day, still only 1500 prayers answered. Maybe His internet is down?

That's 1500 more than usual...

[baseline bum]

^да действительно негра

Сталин был бы горд, остальные его революционную душу. Возможно, он умер, но живет на коммунизм навсегда.

[baseline bum]

That's 1500 more than usual...

He answered my prayer with the achilles

[Trainwreck2100]

so n!gger in russian is HERP that can come in handy later

[skut_farkus]

Most Recent Prayer Requests
LMAO @whoever wrote this

j.r. swish - June 3 ,2013 - Prayed For 40 times - I Prayed (http://www.praywithme.com/I_prayed.php?pid=88851)

lord forgive me - Lord forgive me for I have sinned. ive got the money, the fast cars(no brakes), loose women and some of the finest sticky green this side of queens bridge. But ima be honest. I partied too hard this post season and feel bad for the city of new York almost like I let them down. But unlike dead friends, loose woman and sticky icky purple Kush fans cant be replaced. I cant stand the hate and horrible bottle service at the clubs anymore please let them forgive and forget :( Love, jr swish
:toast

[Venti Quattro]

Blake - June 4 ,2013

My Wife - Cucked me. Now I cannot get onto my favorite forum without everyone mentioning it. There I was ready for a good rest when I spotted the text message on her phone, from some pipe driving oil field worker with sore hands. Her text said "oh you standing there, looking like a fountain of black water pouring from the loins of hatred and slave lust". I knew it was over. Still, I continued to wash her soiled undergarments and wash the smell of Kool cigarettes from her hair knowing all along that she was gaping and raw. I had nothing to do with it. Please let it end.

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

[Jacob1983]

This thread is hilarious. I'm gonna be thinking about this tomorrow when I'm working in the coal mine. It's funny but so wrong. :lol

[dfens]

Where is cubby ? Your wife is not doin' ok brah she is going all in on your deviancy.

kathleen robinson - June 5 ,2013 - Prayed For 12 times

dale and his forum - On my knees I beg You Lord please help my husband Dale be welcomed back to this forum he is most passionate about. Because he was banned he has kept me locked up in the basement for extended periods of time. I am so afraid of the anger that has possessed his soul that I even fear to call the cops. Just help him get back to his forum and he will turn back to the child loving man I fell for. Kathleen Robinson

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

birdman - June 5 ,2013 - Prayed For 1 times - I Prayed (http://www.praywithme.com/I_prayed.php?pid=88985)

she's too old - Great merciful God and Allmighty Jesus help me in prayer for a girl loves me so much that she suffocates and I feel the need to spread my wings and fly away. She's 16 and way too old for me, I'm still a young man and I'm not looking for kids. Bless me and give me strength to find the one I always dream of and in this dream I was giving her a cute teddy bear. Birdman