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TrainOfThought5
06-04-2013, 06:59 PM
They have seen the basketball anti-christ and his plagued hairline and are sickened at his actions!

Indeed, they have called upon us: the LAST BASTION of humility, grace, and fundamentals to return this league to its former ways of righteous loyalty, brotherhood, and rebuke the evil ways of fabricated championships, and unfrugal free agency!

The basketball gods have smitten the knees, hip flexors, and achilles of our foes, moving the mountains necessary to walk a direct path, with renewed knees to our former glory!
The trials tribulations and failures of 2011 and 2012 have prepared us for this monumental battle. We shall meet the Evil King and his capris wearing, ostrich looking minions with stone faced resolve!!!

We should -- no -- We MUST answer the call with Steady wisdom, swift feet, and a fearless heart!

Gentlemen!! WE SHALL NOT GO QUIETLY INTO THE NIGHT!!!

WE WILL DEFEAT FATHER TIME!!

WE WILL VANQUISH OUR ARROGANT, SOUTH BEACH FOES!!

AND AFTER 6 LONG YEARS WE WILL RAISE BANNER NUMBER FIVE!!!

barakz21
06-04-2013, 07:08 PM
They have seen the basketball anti-christ and his plagued hairline and are sickened at his actions!

Indeed, they have called upon us: the LAST BASTION of humility, grace, and fundamentals to return this league to its former ways of righteous loyalty, brotherhood, and rebuke the evil ways of fabricated championships, and unfrugal free agency!

This sounds like a dialogue from Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood


The basketball gods have smitten the knees, hip flexors, and achilles of our foes, moving the mountains necessary to walk a direct path, with renewed knees to our former glory!
The trials tribulations and failures of 2011 and 2012 have prepared us for this monumental battle. We shall meet the Evil King and his capris wearing, ostrich looking minions with stone faced resolve!!!

We should -- no -- We MUST answer the call with Steady wisdom, swift feet, and a fearless heart!

Gentlemen!! WE SHALL NOT GO QUIETLY INTO THE NIGHT!!!

WE WILL DEFEAT FATHER TIME!!

WE WILL VANQUISH OUR ARROGANT, SOUTH BEACH FOES!!

AND AFTER 6 LONG YEARS WE WILL RAISE BANNER NUMBER FIVE!!!

This sounds like something from an Al Pacino dialogue tbh.