Butthurt Mailman Leaves MJ off his All-Time Starting 5

[D-Wade]

http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/9344402/karl-malone-leaves-michael-jordan-all-starting-5

Karl Malone's starting 5:

PG: Stockton :lol
SG: Oscar Robertson
SF: Pippen :lol
PF: Bron (only funny cuz he's at the 4, to fit his ridiculous choice of Pippen at 3)
C: Wilt

[AaronY]

He prolly just forgot about him completely..just like he did when he was posting up Rodman on the left block toward the end of game 6..

[ffadicted]

Jesus that's a bad list lol

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

I now realize that we've been too hard on Karl Malone. If he couldn't remember MJ then he's clearly got a serious neurological issue that makes his memory highly unstable. In light of that we must open our minds to possibility that he simply forgot about his bastard children rather than being a heartless deadbeat fuck.

[AchillesHeel]

How did he choose Robertson over Achilles, tbh?

[Drachen]

I now realize that we've been too hard on Karl Malone. If he couldn't remember MJ then he's clearly got a serious neurological issue that makes his memory highly unstable. In light of that we must open our minds to possibility that he simply forgot about his bastard children rather than being a heartless deadbeat fuck.

And that he forgot to ask for the 13 year-old's ID before he raped her??

[whitemamba]

terrible list

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

And that he forgot to ask for the 13 year-old's ID before he raped her??

Or he forgot his own age! My goodness this undiagnosed affliction has haunted him his whole life.

[StrengthAndHonor]

I'd put Olajuwon and replace Stockton with GP. No one's messing with that team tbh.

Surprised he didn't pick Barkley considering their good friends.

[Drachen]

I'd put Olajuwon and replace Stockton with GP. No one's messing with that team tbh.

Surprised he didn't pick Barkley considering their good friends.

Who are their good friends?

[elemento]

So Timmy is not a PF, but Lebron can be one . Gotta love it :lol

Horrible list. Not even the fit is good. Too many ball-dominant players.

[benefactor]

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/1516856/mj-shrug-o.gif

[chunticakes]

fify...

pg: magic
sg: jordan
sf: bird
pf: duncan
c: olajuwan

[baseline bum]

He prolly just forgot about him completely..just like he did when he was posting up Rodman on the left block toward the end of game 6..

http://i.imgur.com/PDp5YWP.jpg

[baseline bum]

:lol faggot Malone used to be so butthurt about everyone recognizing Jordan as better.

:lol 8 points in an elimination game in what was finally supposed to be Utah's year with Jordan retiring an all.
http://www.basketball-reference.com/boxscores/199905270POR.html

:lol Thurl Bailey being Utah's best PF that game

[Mugen]

He prolly just forgot about him completely..just like he did when he was posting up Rodman on the left block toward the end of game 6..

http://cdn.wl.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/DuncanBirdman.gif

[baseline bum]

:lol throwing away a sure title in game 6 by not paying attention to Jordan on the block
:lol flopping faggot falls over when he loses the ball to try to get the call
:lol Stockton's heroics for nothing
:lol no way Pippen plays game 7
:lol child rapist
:lol deadbeat dad

[Girasuck]

lol at Malone trolling all you homos

[baseline bum]

lol at Malone trolling all you homos

lol Malone trolling his son

[Budkin]

:lol Horrible roster with respect to who else you could pick. You could easily put together another team that would wipe the floor with that lineup.

[AchillesHeel]

:lol faggot Malone used to be so butthurt about everyone recognizing Jordan as better.

:lol 8 points in an elimination game in what was finally supposed to be Utah's year with Jordan retiring an all.
http://www.basketball-reference.com/boxscores/199905270POR.html

:lol Thurl Bailey being Utah's best PF that game

Holy shit, that nigga shot 19% in a close-out game :lmao

Even worse than 6 - 24, tbh

[TheRealCB]

He prolly just forgot about him completely..just like he did when he was posting up Rodman on the left block toward the end of game 6..


:lmao Holy shit

[Thebesteva]

How did he choose Robertson over Achilles, tbh?

That sig is beautiful man...ur a good person for this.

[D-Wade]

:lol faggot Malone used to be so butthurt about everyone recognizing Jordan as better.

:lol 8 points in an elimination game in what was finally supposed to be Utah's year with Jordan retiring an all.
http://www.basketball-reference.com/boxscores/199905270POR.html

:lol Thurl Bailey being Utah's best PF that game

Yikes. May 27, 1999 was a Thursday not a Sunday, but the Mailman sucked in a game 6 nonetheless. :lol

Liked that old Blazers squad back in the day. They should've beat the Fakers at some point, too. Shame.

[Double-Up]

fify...

pg: magic
sg: jordan
sf: bird
pf: duncan
c: olajuwan

Indeed lil nigga...

[dunkman]

Oscar wasn't a PG?