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blaze89
07-13-2005, 11:58 PM
Must be bad news for local beauty pageants... (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050713/od_nm/brazil_breasts_dc;_ylt=AjwJmUqdjuKw5CIIsRVfTzztiBI F;_ylu=X3oDMTBiMW04NW9mBHNlYwMlJVRPUCUl )
Wed Jul 13, 8:24 AM ET

RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil - Armed bandits in Brazil robbed a vehicle carrying more than 400 breast implants, officials said on Tuesday.

"It happened last week, but we only learned about it recently as our clients started complaining. It is the hottest period of the year in terms of implant sales," said Margaret Figueiredo, director of silicone implant manufacturer Silimed.

A spokesman for the state Postal Service confirmed that assailants, apparently men, robbed the postal van with implants on Thursday night in Rio de Janeiro. Each Silimed breast implant costs nearly $400.

The popularity of Brazil's plastic surgery pioneer and trendsetter Ivo Pitanguy, whose clients include celebrities like Sophia Loren, has made the tropical country one of the leading international nip and tuck venues.

Figueiredo explained demand is the highest in July, during the southern hemisphere winter, as women schedule surgery during the winter school holidays, which precede the beach season.

Figueiredo said the implants, each bearing an individual number, could now only be sold for clandestine surgeries. Horrific stories abound in Brazil about the illegal operations that can cause gangrene and death.

T Park
07-14-2005, 04:06 AM
The cops are hoping anyone will leak them some information.

Sense
07-14-2005, 04:08 AM
I thought Brazil had the best women in the world.

400 implants.... c'mon now.

Spam
07-14-2005, 07:35 AM
The cops have received a lot of annonymous tits from concerned citizens.

SWC Bonfire
07-14-2005, 11:29 AM
A spokesman for the state Postal Service confirmed that assailants, apparently men...

"you know them's implants you wanted, baby? Lemme sharpen my knife and I'll puts you some in..." :lol

Summers
07-14-2005, 11:36 AM
I hope we're kept abreast of any developments.

Guru of Nothing
07-14-2005, 11:48 AM
Maybe they can use them as currency in a tattoo parlor, you know ...

ahhh, nevermind.

NameDropper
07-14-2005, 12:09 PM
Rumor has it the robbers are bossom buddies from the area.

Spurminator
07-14-2005, 01:02 PM
Titillating story....

ShoogarBear
07-14-2005, 01:17 PM
Should make Orgasm Day all the more enjoyable . . .

Marklar MM
07-14-2005, 01:36 PM
There women are entitled to free breasts.

bigzak25
07-14-2005, 01:38 PM
Maybe they can use them as currency in a tattoo parlor, you know ...

ahhh, nevermind.



i got it.
:lol :tu

ShoogarBear
07-14-2005, 01:40 PM
i got it.
:lol :tu

Took me a while.

scott
07-14-2005, 10:21 PM
The cops are hoping anyone will leak them some information.

I normally wouldn't do this, but since I give T Park a hard time every now and then - I must publicly give the man his props. Nearly spit out my water on this one.

T Park
07-15-2005, 02:53 AM
Im glad someone got the hidden joke.....