We all love sex....

[Avante]

...but what's with the overwelming amount of total obsession with it here? Where's that cool confidence? It's more like..."I'll show you mine if I can see yours"...dead serious.

[POPownsJackson]

^homo tbh. Its ok nothing wrong, but can't say we will accept you.

Congrats on being the but of fag and dick sucking jokes.

[Avante]

^homo tbh. Its ok nothing wrong, but can't say we will accept you.

Congrats on being the but of fag and dick sucking jokes.

Little man stick to....

is a pork's pussy pork?


Now beat it~

[JMarkJohns]

You should create a list of reasons we love sex, or reasons why it's obsessed I over.

#ListFap

[POPownsJackson]

Little man stick to....

is a pork's pussy pork?


Now beat it~
Good, you get it.

And see what I did there with the "but" and the fag / dick?
HAHAHA PLEASE POINT IT OUT SO I CAN GET SOME ATTENTION.

And stop doing the fucking "~" thing. Thats only reserved for this 8====)~~~~ something your thread is against unless its up another man's ass mind you.

[Avante]

You should create a list of reasons we love sex, or reasons why it's obsessed I over.

#ListFap

As usual you missed the point.

[Avante]

Good, you get it.

And see what I did there with the "but" and the fag / dick?
HAHAHA PLEASE POINT IT OUT SO I CAN GET SOME ATTENTION.

And stop doing the fucking "~" thing. Thats only reserved for this 8====)~~~~ something your thread is against unless its up another man's ass mind you.

What?

Dude, calm down and try it again, that was sad. Think~

[POPownsJackson]

What?

Dude, calm down and try it again, that was sad. Think~
fuck you

[The Reckoning]

everyone has their porn streams minimized tbh

[Avante]

fuck you

Hahahahahaha~~~~~~~~~

[JMarkJohns]

You have a point beyond starting yet another thread?

Maybe there's a song from the 1940s on youtube that can better communicate your inability to comprehend why a sports fan site inhabited by a swarm of males posts threads on sex.

[POPownsJackson]

Hahahahahaha~~~~~~~~~
What?

Dude, calm down and try it again, that was sad. Think about 8==========D~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

[Avante]

everyone has their porn streams minimized tbh

I always equate talking about it all the time to not getting any.

[Avante]

What?

Dude, calm down and try it again, that was sad. Think about 8==========D~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Little one, it's not going to work ok? We are on totally different levels, you can't come up to mine and no way in hell I'm going way down there where you're at.

You're boring,

[Avante]

You have a point beyond starting yet another thread?

Maybe there's a song from the 1940s on youtube that can better communicate your inability to comprehend why a sports fan site inhabited by a swarm of males posts threads on sex.

What's to comprehend? Guys who are getting it have other things or their mind (being satisfied does that) those who aren't getting any can't think of anything else. Now add all that dick/cock/penis talk.

[JMarkJohns]

Is that why you have created two threads with "sex" in the title within the last few days?

[Avante]

Is that why you have created two threads with "sex" in the title within the last few days?

There ya go again asking more questions, sheesh~~~~~~~~~~

Tell me what have I said about sex in either of them?

SEX...was me poking fun at where this place is at. Not that that wan't obvious.

[Rogue]

I don't love sex at all, especially after Scarlett Johansson took the front seat in my mind. I've been sort of devoted to her, not just for her beauty, but her charisma and personality (things you guys hardly see), and I haven't even masturbated for almost a month now since my "obsession" ever began.

I'm not obsessed with any person though. Scarlett has her own flaws (smoking, tattoo etc... stuffs you never see on a good woman) and I would never fall in love for someone like that, especially when I'm a life long celibate. The "Scarlett Johansson" that I'm obsessed with, is the one that i created in my imaginary world, a perfect female figure that every man desires.

I'm about the same age as Scarlett and I'm about to attend graduate school, and as you all know, I'm still a virgin. It might sound sad to some of you guys but to me, I'm really proud of it. I don't need sex or any other carnal pleasure to please myself, it's kinda like i can reach an ideal mental situation that you guys can only achieve under the influence of drugs. But everything (including the Scarlett delusion) comes all naturally to me, and makes me feel happy

[Avante]

I don't love sex at all, especially after Scarlett Johansson took the front seat in my mind. I've been sort of devoted to her, not just for her beauty, but her charisma and personality (things you guys hardly see), and I haven't even masturbated for almost a month now since my "obsession" ever began.

I'm not obsessed with any person though. Scarlett has her own flaws (smoking, tattoo etc... stuffs you never see on a good woman) and I would never fall in love for someone like that, especially when I'm a life long celibate. The "Scarlett Johansson" that I'm obsessed with, is the one that i created in my imaginary world, a perfect female figure that every man desires.

I'm about the same age as Scarlett and I'm about to attend graduate school, and as you all know, I'm still a virgin. It might sound sad to some of you guys but to me, I'm really proud of it. I don't need sex or any other carnal pleasure to please myself, it's kinda like i can reach an ideal mental situation that you guys can only achieve under the influence of drugs. But everything (including the Scarlett delusion) comes all naturally to me, and makes me feel happy

Imagine the best feeling you've ever had. Go ahead............got it? Ok now imagine it's 10 times better....got it? That's what you're missing. If you're cool you have calm a confidence, if you're not you're constantly yakking about it.

[JMarkJohns]

You missed the point.

What haven't you said on the topic?

You (Avante and RaZon) have nearly 300 posts on the subject. Roughly 250 more than the Charlie Sheen troll.

Shit, you're so pent up, sexually frustrated, you some how shoehorned not one, not two, but all four of your sisters sex lives into the conversations. You're a fat old fuck that is clearly trolling. So troll. But don't play dumb or get offended when a spade is called a spade.

You and my proposed "Oh, Goddamn It!" forum are perfect for each other.

[Avante]

You missed the point.

What haven't you said on the topic?

You (Avante and RaZon) have nearly 300 posts on the subject. Roughly 250 more than the Charlie Sheen troll.

Shit, you're so pent up, sexually frustrated, you some how shoehorned not one, not two, but all four of your sisters sex lives into the conversations. You're a fat old fuck that is clearly trolling. So troll. But don't play dumb or get offended when a spade is called a spade.

You and my proposed "Oh, Goddamn It!" forum are perfect for each other.

In case you haven't noticed I don't have to troll.

Where do I dedicate threads to talking about sex?

Only thing fat on me is my wallet. So wrong yet again.

You seem totally hung up over my sisters, what's with that? It's weird.

[JMarkJohns]

Rational thought is lost on you.

#OhGoddamnIt!

[Avante]

Rational thought is lost on you.

#OhGoddamnIt!

I'm not the one telling a guy who gets plenty of attention he needs to troll. I'm not the one talking about somebodies sisters for no reason at all. You're rational?

1942

hprMGHiHdJs

[ChumpDumper]

sex > boring YouTubes and track almanacs

[Woo Bum-kon]

Avante once made a thread about that one time that he bought coffee. He has no idea how to make a thread about anything interesting, since every thread he makes inevitably just becomes about how shitty a poster he is.

[LkrFan]

Little man stick to....

is a pork's pussy pork?


Now beat it~
:lol

[Avante]

sex > boring YouTubes and track almanacs

What'd really perplexing is............. but you are constantly here. You post in my threads more than anyones else.

[Avante]

Avante once made a thread about that one time that he bought coffee. He has no idea how to make a thread about anything interesting, since every thread he makes inevitably just becomes about how shitty a poster he is.

Well there's always....

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=194197

Which got ...0...replies.

[Big Empty]

Lmao

[ohmwrecker]

Which got ...0...replies.

Number of replies is not really a good measure of the value of content. Some OPs are just fine being read and not commented on. Especially, if the OP is not a desperate rampaging attention whore.

[ChumpDumper]

What'd really perplexing is............. but you are constantly here. You post in my threads more than anyones else.If you stop making stupid attention whore threads, I'll stop calling you a stupid attention whore.

Deal?

[Woo Bum-kon]

Well there's always....

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=194197

Which got ...0...replies.

Yeah, it's better to have countless threads where dozens of people tell you how shitty a poster you are than to have a zero reply thread.

[Avante]

Number of replies is not really a good measure of the value of content. Some OPs are just fine being read and not commented on. Especially, if the OP is not a desperate rampaging attention whore.

Why do I need to be desperate? I get more action than most. Yep, attention whore!

[Avante]

If you stop making stupid attention whore threads, I'll stop calling you a stupid attention whore.

Deal?

So do what you do, follow others around complaining, right?

[Avante]

Yeah, it's better to have countless threads where dozens of people tell you how shitty a poster you are than to have a zero reply thread.

You see Woo, you make no impact at all. Nobody cares what you do, as we can see that's not the case with me.

[ChumpDumper]

So do what you do, follow others around complaining, right?
So do what you do, follow others around complaining about complaining, right?

[ChumpDumper]

You see Woo, you make no impact at all. Nobody cares what you do, as we can see that's not the case with me.
You just showed that you care what he does.

[Avante]

So do what you do, follow others around complaining about complaining, right?

How do you follow someone sround in a thread you started?

[Avante]

You just showed that you care what he does.

Only when humping my leg, if the moron stays off my leg...........

[Clipper Nation]

You see Woo, you make no impact at all. Nobody cares what you do, as we can see that's not the case with me.

"No impact" > an extremely negative impact to the point where almost nobody can stand you

[Avante]

But you're a real honey huh?

paste

This new schtick is even lamer than your previous faux-Culburn schtick, tbh..... http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=205433

Dude, why the constant whine?

[Clipper Nation]

Once again taking a quote out of context to (in your warped mind) somehow make me look bad or something.....

Does it ever get old using the same old excuses and evasion tactics? The facts are, you're a welching, uninteresting faggot who makes shit threads, deal with it and go away, tbh....

[Avante]

Once again taking a quote out of context to (in your warped mind) somehow make me look bad or something.....

Does it ever get old using the same old excuses and evasion tactics? The facts are, you're a welching, uninteresting faggot who makes shit threads, deal with it and go away, tbh....

Do you really need me to go back and bring up tons of examples of how big a prick you are? That one took me all of a second to find that's how bad it is. Want me to prove it?

Dude, you see yourserlf as being interesting, you make great threads,,hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why don't you go away and stay out of my threads ya fucking faggot.

Be right back with you at your best.

Gonna miss FkLA's shit takes, they made everyone else feel good about our own bad takes by comparison :cry
see more (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=216009&p=6629727#post6629727)

You're an asshole guy who hasn't even posted a thread here, ever.


http://drawapig.desktopcreatures.com/gallery/2013/1/15/890819.jpg


I'm watching you midget.

[ChumpDumper]

Only when humping my leg, if the moron stays off my leg...........So what if he doesn't?

Why do you let it get to you so badly that you have to whine about it in multiple threads every day?

[Avante]

So what if he doesn't?

Why do you let it get to you so badly that you have to whine about it in multiple threads every day?

Why do I get to you so badly that all you do here is follow me around? Stop following me around, can you do it, nope. Why?

[ChumpDumper]

Why do I get to you so badly that all you do here is follow me around?it's not all I do, but I post to you because you whine just like this whenever I say anything.
Stop following me around, can you do it, nope. Why?Stop whining about me. Can you do it? Nope. Why?

[Avante]

it's not all I do, but I post to you because you whine just like this whenever I say anything.Stop whining about me. Can you do it? Nope. Why?

Ok man, I gave you another chance, my mistake.

See ya~~~~~~~~~

[ChumpDumper]

Ok man, I gave you another chance, my mistake.

See ya~~~~~~~~~I'm giving you another chance to stop whining about me.

Don't get all huffy because you are short.

[Rogue]

Imagine the best feeling you've ever had. Go ahead............got it? Ok now imagine it's 10 times better....got it? That's what you're missing. If you're cool you have calm a confidence, if you're not you're constantly yakking about it.
The best feeling I've ever got came when i was reveling in my story. I'm a lifelong celibate and I believe some Platonic love type of thing is the best for me if anything, tbh. I'll never "go ahead" and get myself wet between the legs just go gain some carnal pleasure, shit feels just like masturbation and it ain't gonna delight me any more.

[Avante]

The best feeling I've ever got came when i was reveling in my story. I'm a lifelong celibate and I believe some Platonic love type of thing is the best for me if anything, tbh. I'll never "go ahead" and get myself wet between the legs just go gain some carnal pleasure, shit feels just like masturbation and it ain't gonna delight me any more.

Comparing masturbation to the real deal is like comparing a fart to 9/11.

[sook]

Comparing masturbation to the real deal is like comparing a fart to 9/11.

good god I feel sorry for you. I hope you're trolling because if you're not your life must be really really sad.

this is where everybody else is at _








and this is where you are ____________________________________________


Somewhere Rogue is laughing at you too.

[Avante]

good god I feel sorry for you. I hope you're trolling because if you're not your life must be really really sad.

this is where everybody else is at _








and this is where you are ____________________________________________


Somewhere Rogue is laughing at you too.

Well it's pretty obvious you've never had any real sex. For anyone to think masturbation is anywrere remotely close to the read thing tells me they've never had the real thing.

[sook]

Well it's pretty obvious you've never had any real sex. For anyone to think masturbation is anywrere remotely close to the read thing tells me they've never had the real thing.

Good lord I can't even tell if you're being serious with that response. I think I'll just leave this alone. I'll let you think for a while about what I mean by that too.

[Avante]

Good lord I can't even tell if you're being serious with that response. I think I'll just leave this alone. I'll let you think for a while about what I mean by that too.

If you have to doubt my seriousness you must be a cherry boy. I don't care what you mean by that.

[ChumpDumper]

Avante had to pay for sex.

He is a loser.

[silverblk mystix]

Avante had to pay for sex.

He is a loser.

Every man (and some women) pay for sex directly or indirectly. In one form or another - if you are honest with yourself and others.

Every man has played the role of "acting in their best interests" to score some pussy - no exceptions.

If she gave you some - trust me - you paid in some way. No woman just gave it away for absolutely nothing. There was always a price.

Most of us have been losers at this game.

[ChumpDumper]

Every man (and some women) pay for sex directly or indirectly. In one form or another - if you are honest with yourself and others.

Every man has played the role of "acting in their best interests" to score some pussy - no exceptions.

If she gave you some - trust me - you paid in some way. No woman just gave it away for absolutely nothing. There was always a price.

Most of us have been losers at this game.Sorry you've been such a loser at sex.

[Trill Clinton]

If you have to doubt my seriousness you must be a cherry boy.

hahaha:rollin:rollin:rollin


cherry boy?!? i'm gone have to use that.

[silverblk mystix]

Sorry you've been such a loser at sex.


I can't speak for you - I was referring to heterosexual men.

Sorry you've never had sex with a woman.

[ChumpDumper]

I can't speak for you - I was referring to heterosexual men.

Sorry you've never had sex with a woman.lol you're still so confused

[djohn2oo8]

Every man (and some women) pay for sex directly or indirectly. In one form or another - if you are honest with yourself and others.

Every man has played the role of "acting in their best interests" to score some pussy - no exceptions.

If she gave you some - trust me - you paid in some way. No woman just gave it away for absolutely nothing. There was always a price.

Most of us have been losers at this game.

Virgin status :lol

[johnsmith]

Every man (and some women) pay for sex directly or indirectly. In one form or another - if you are honest with yourself and others.

Every man has played the role of "acting in their best interests" to score some pussy - no exceptions.

If she gave you some - trust me - you paid in some way. No woman just gave it away for absolutely nothing. There was always a price.

Most of us have been losers at this game.

Spoken exactly like a dude with multiple failed marriages.

Lol!!!!

[silverblk mystix]

Spoken exactly like a dude with multiple failed marriages.

Lol!!!!

Dude, please...

I am nowhere near what your imagination tells you.

Very happily married to a very attractive WOMAN - (had to specify that last part as you might not understand heterosexuality) ...

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao at the resident anus checker at the county jail trying to lecture everybody about straight sex...

[silverblk mystix]

I love having buttsecks with other men...



:lmao

[Avante]

:lmao at the resident anus checker at the county jail trying to lecture everybody about straight sex...

I finally figured this out, it took me long enought, surprised it took me so long, you're a cock sucker aren't you? A fucking fag.

[ChumpDumper]

I finally figured this out, it took me long enought, surprised it took me so long, you're a cock sucker aren't you? A fucking fag.lol the default desperation smack from Fresno Fats

[Rogue]

Every man (and some women) pay for sex directly or indirectly. In one form or another - if you are honest with yourself and others.

Every man has played the role of "acting in their best interests" to score some pussy - no exceptions.

If she gave you some - trust me - you paid in some way. No woman just gave it away for absolutely nothing. There was always a price.

Most of us have been losers at this game.
I'm gonna take note of this post tbh. It sounds lame that everyone has to pay for sex directly or indirectly but that's exactly what happens in most cases, unless you just find random bitches and fuck them for fun, and you can make sure the bitches won't sue you for rape or shit.

I didn't get myself no bitch through the 20 something years of my life because shit would be too expensive for me. you would have to buy bitch gifts and pay for bitch's meals. not meaning my parents wouldn't give me that much money, I just wanted to live a frugal life as every young Leyisian should. Bitch ain't the right stuff for a guy in his 20s who has dreams and ambition tbh

[Avante]

I'm gonna take note of this post tbh. It sounds lame that everyone has to pay for sex directly or indirectly but that's exactly what happens in most cases, unless you just find random bitches and fuck them for fun, and you can make sure the bitches won't sue you for rape or shit.

I didn't get myself no bitch through the 20 something years of my life because shit would be too expensive for me. you would have to buy bitch gifts and pay for bitch's meals. not meaning my parents wouldn't give me that much money, I just wanted to live a frugal life as every young Leyisian should. Bitch ain't the right stuff for a guy in his 20s who has dreams and ambition tbh

At first I thought this was some gag and you were pulling it off very well, impressive. This ain't no gag is it, you really are way out there aren't you?

[Rogue]

At first I thought this was some gag and you were pulling it off very well, impressive. This ain't no gag is it, you really are way out there aren't you?
You can google the name "Tom Leykis" and teach yourself some Leykisian knowledge about family and relationship, even if you haven't ever listened to his show. Life would be fucked for a guy if he gets married in his early 20s, because most women are dream killers. Therefore i'd rather delude myself using a total fake story and make myself happy (which i would like to define as "mental masturbation") rather than get devoted to a bitch in the real world, tbh.

[Avante]

You can google the name "Tom Leykis" and teach yourself some Leykisian knowledge about family and relationship, even if you haven't ever listened to his show. Life would be fucked for a guy if he gets married in his early 20s, because most women are dream killers. Therefore i'd rather delude myself using a total fake story and make myself happy (which i would like to define as "mental masturbation") rather than get devoted to a bitch in the real world, tbh.

It's very obvious you have no clue what the real world is like.

[td4mvp2k]

^homo tbh. Its ok nothing wrong, but can't say we will accept you.

Congrats on being the but of fag and dick sucking jokes.

avante wit da bads... :lol