The Official English Premiere League Thread, 2013-14

[resistanze]

and LOL @ lettings an exiting coach choose his successor. Imbeciles.

[SAtown]

:lol Everton may have own-goaled their way out of the CL next year.

[NASpurs]

:lol Everton may have own-goaled their way out of the CL next year.

Yeah that shit was pretty funny. I was thinking the football gods were smiling on Arsenal. Rarely do you ever see such a good team like Everton have two own goals in the same game. The wankers were very fortunate.

[SAtown]

I was thinking the football gods were smiling on Arsenal.

That, or the football gods are planning something more cruel for Arsenal in the coming weeks by raising hope of CL next year. Although at this stage I don't really know what you guys as Arsenal fans prefer...

[lefty]

Boy epl on nbc is shit

[Muser]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUlzR8lH0VE

[Venti Quattro]

Although at this stage I don't really know what you guys as Arsenal fans prefer...
We want to kill the board with sharp samurais and then save Arsène Wenger for last as we will burn him at the stake

[lefty]

We want to kill the board with sharp samurais and then save Arsène Wenger for last as we will burn him at the stake
You mean Katanas

[Venti Quattro]

You mean Katanas

I better ask advice from Kagawa

[lefty]

I better ask advice from Kagawa
You racist cock-a-sucking bastard!

[Venti Quattro]

460340256043462656
460343956619132928
:lmao :lmao :lmao

[NASpurs]

Fuck I hate Chelsea's boring style of play. Sure it gets them results but holy shit are they boring.

[NASpurs]

That, or the football gods are planning something more cruel for Arsenal in the coming weeks by raising hope of CL next year. Although at this stage I don't really know what you guys as Arsenal fans prefer...

Personally, I want to miss the CL and lose the FA cup. I want Wenger gone.

[NASpurs]

Lol Liverpool

[NASpurs]

Now Chelsea are going to park that bus, kill time and slow down shit even more.

[resistanze]

Personally, I want to miss the CL and lose the FA cup. I want Wenger gone.

This. Too bad Everton choked their ass off - I think Arsenal has hit their target for profits next year now. Wenger extended till 2018, book it.

[resistanze]

:lmao Sturridge
:lmao Liverpool
:lmao IronMexican

[Blizzardwizard]

If City win all their remaining games, they are champions.

Liverpool :lmao

[Blizzardwizard]

Gerrard:

"We do not let this slip now!"



Well.

[IronMexican]

This one hurt.

[NASpurs]

https://vine.co/v/MvvFLAHmaZW

The hurt in this guy's face.

[lefty]

So I swtich my badge to Liverpool's and they lose :lmao


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-5DOSf-321Dk/UztyO2kF8XI/AAAAAAAAC-0/J73LDdNToME/s1600/mourinho-shhh-o.gifhttps://scontent-a-mad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1.0-9/10264441_740104106048507_4646998430869172336_n.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/UPpc9EY.gif

[NASpurs]

Those African children are going to look spiffy in their new Liverpool shirts.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BmPSwY2IIAAB4RL.jpg

[Horry Hipcheck]

This one hurt.

[Bynumite]

Fuck I hate Chelsea's boring style of play. Sure it gets them results but holy shit are they boring.

As an Arsenal fan you should appreciate Chelsea's cerebral style of play tbh. For years and years Arsenal's brand of beautiful football won them nothing relevant.

[lefty]

^
True, but if Im gonna be sitting in front of my TV for 90 minutes, I would rather watch an Arsenal game tbh

[resistanze]

As an Arsenal fan you should appreciate Chelsea's cerebral style of play tbh. For years and years Arsenal's brand of beautiful football won them nothing relevant.

That's because Arsenal is filled with soft chokers, not because of the style. Barcelona 2009-11 was beautiful football with titles.

[Bynumite]

Gerrard of all people choking away the title like that on the 1st goal... oh lawd.

Looking at the points Chelsea won against the other top 3 EPL teams this season, give Mou one elite striker and the race would be over by now. Torres is such a fucking scrub :lol

[lefty]

That's because Arsenal is filled with soft chokers, not because of the style. Barcelona 2009-11 was beautiful football with titles.

Tiki taka BS is not beautiful football.

I prefer to watch Arsenal as they go forward most of the time. (except vs top teams, they go backwards)

[Bynumite]

That's because Arsenal is filled with soft chokers, not because of the style. Barcelona 2009-11 was beautiful football with titles.

I didn't say beautiful football couldn't win titles but when you're a top EPL team and you end up empty-handed for 8 years, maybe it's time to try a different approach.

[NASpurs]

I didn't say beautiful football couldn't win titles but when you're a top EPL team and you end up empty-handed for 8 years, maybe it's time to try a different approach.

Hopefully that new approach is getting rid of the frog and bring in someone who doesn't just scout France and the unknown parts of Africa so he can pay Mongogo in pennies and hoping that he turns into a diamond. This team is full of soft faggots who get worn down by Wenger and end up injured, wash, rinse and repeat every year. The personnel on this team is always wrong.

[resistanze]

Hopefully that new approach is getting rid of the frog and bring in someone who doesn't just scout France and the unknown parts of Africa so he can pay Mongogo in pennies and hoping that he turns into a diamond. This team is full of soft faggots who get worn down by Wenger and end up injured, wash, rinse and repeat every year. The personnel on this team is always wrong.

Exactly. The manager and personnel are the issue. Even this French faggot was effective when we had skilled, hard-nosed players (Pires, Vieria, Bergkamp, Henry, Ljungberg, etc) until he suffered PTSD and only recruits from Under-21 teams. Chelsea's ugly style of football doesn't inspire any change in my feelings.

[Venti Quattro]

460448520999555074

:lmao Gerrard :lmao

[lefty]

http://i.4cdn.org/sp/1398620925924.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/UPpc9EY.gif

[Venti Quattro]

Suarez joining an anti-racism campaign :wow :wow :wow

460865604837466114

[NASpurs]

Suarez needs to be chewing hay not eating a banana. I want that shirt he's wearing.

[lefty]

So Suarez is not really racist :cry


Unless he is planning to throw that banana peel on Sturridge

[resistanze]

So Suarez is not really racist :cry


Unless he is planning to throw that banana peel on Sturridge

:lol

[Venti Quattro]

371299813180325888
:lmao these gems will be in no short supply

:lol United
:lol Moyes

[lefty]

:lol

[NASpurs]

:lol United
:lol losing to one of the worst teams in the EPL at home
:lol Giggs

[lefty]

:lol chewing gum

[TDMVPDPOY]

damn that everton goal was nice against manc

[Venti Quattro]

::lmao Chelsea

[Muser]

That was the most boring sunday of the Premiership that I've ever seen

[Blizzardwizard]

I think Liverpool can still win it guys, in my heart :cry

[lefty]

I think Liverpool can still win it guys, in my heart :cry
:cry yes we can do this
:cry IronMexican

[IronMexican]

It's gonna take a miracle, but crazier things have happened

[resistanze]

It's gonna take a miracle, but crazier things have happened

Welp

[NASpurs]

Welp

:lmao cold-blooded

[Infinite_limit]

Needed help before today. Need miracle now

[IronMaxipad]

:cry yes we can do this
:cry IronMexican (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=12289)
Dat Lefty kiss of death..

:lmao

[Blizzardwizard]

It's still possible you guys.



:cry

[lefty]

I really have jinxed the ish out of Liverpool

[Venti Quattro]

:lmao dat lefty jinx

[resistanze]

:lol

Not completely over tbh, a Man City loss can still blow it wide open. Man City was 3 minutes away from losing to QPR back in 2012.

[lefty]

:lol

Not completely over tbh, a Man City loss can still blow it wide open. Man City was 3 minutes away from losing to QPR back in 2012.
you are right


Its not over and I think Liverpool is going to win it


The team of destiny, the 96 ghosts wil make sure Stevie G will finally ring








http://static.planetminecraft.com/files/resource_media/screenshot/1215/troll-face-450x386_1979913.jpg

[Venti Quattro]

:lmao :lmao :lmao
455356850670952449

[FlAVaK]

@suarez
463422792999120897

[Venti Quattro]

@suarez
463422792999120897
http://img.pandawhale.com/32469-dayum-gif-jsyZ.jpeg

[lefty]

Who the fuck is that MU dude who scored 2 goals today ?

[IronMexican]

Been on suicide watch lately

[lefty]

http://i.imgur.com/ys0V3QH.png
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bm5qVEBIMAA5MtA.jpg

[resistanze]

Would be funny if after all this City loses tomorrow :lol

[Venti Quattro]

Manchester City to be fined £50 million for breaking FFP rules http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11679/9299320/uefa-set-to-fine-manchester-city-50m-and-restrict-champions-league-squad-size

[Venti Quattro]

Would be funny if after all this City loses tomorrow :lol
:lol Liverpool

[Venti Quattro]

DAY OF RECKONING TOMORROW!

Liverpool v Newcastle United
Man City v West Ham United
Cardiff City v Chelsea
Norwich City v Arsenal

[Venti Quattro]

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao Liverpool

[resistanze]

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao Liverpool

[resistanze]

Congrats Man Shitty

[Venti Quattro]

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao Liverpool

[Blizzardwizard]

I still believe.

:cry

[quentin_compson]

A Diaby sighting:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_S5cXbXe-4

[lefty]

:cry yes
:cry we did it
:cry we are the champions

:cry OMG

[Infinite_limit]

Doesn't matter how many EPL trophies Man City wins when they remain a push over in European competition

[lefty]

:lmao Martin Skrtel scored the most goals against the top 4 in the 2013-14 PL - Liverpool (4), Arsenal (2), City (1), Chelsea (1).


http://abload.de/img/safrjy5w.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/cux5QaM.gif

[Blizzardwizard]

Who needs premier league anyway
:pctoss

At least we wins games in this league :depressed

[Venti Quattro]

:lmao :lmao :lmao
463422918970839040

[lefty]

:lol

[IronMexican]

Still proud of them.

[Venti Quattro]

467677972888293377
467677747868094464

[Muser]

:lmao Arsenal

[lefty]

Sagna is signing with Man City?



Citeh :lol

[resistanze]

2-0 :lmao

[lefty]

1`rollin

[lefty]

2-0 :lol

[Muser]

Hull are genuinely outplaying Arsenal in the first ten minutes

2-0 :wow

[Sportstudi]

This is getting ridiculous. Fuck Wengerball.

[NASpurs]

Holy fuck, I wanted to avoid this thread because I'm recording this game and watching LA Liga game. I was curious what was going on in here.


:lmao Arsenal

[lefty]

Arsenal doesnt need to sign star players

They need leader, players with cojones

[Sportstudi]

Almost 0-3... fuck my life

[NASpurs]

It's happening Venti Quattro :cry

[lefty]

Sagna is goign to Man City (WTF)


Santi is the next player to bolt imo

[Muser]

What a goal!

[Sportstudi]

What a goal by Santi... holy shit!

[Venti Quattro]

It's happening Venti Quattro :cry

Glorious :cry :cry :cry

Hopefully Arsenal fires the lanky frog. LMAO Arsenal.

[lefty]

Sagna is goign to Man City (WTF)


Santi is the next player to bolt imo
DET REVERSE JINX

[NASpurs]

Come on Hull City! Don't let those wankers off the hook!

[Venti Quattro]

:lmao Özil and big games

[Sportstudi]

How is that not a yellow? Fuck Hull.

[Muser]

Should of been a yellow on Arteta so balanced out tbh

[Sportstudi]

Should of been a yellow on Arteta so balanced out tbh

That ref is a weirdo though.

[Sportstudi]

Giroud waiting for the ball.... move your ass, don't wait!

[Sportstudi]

Does that ref ever calls a foul on Hull?

[Muser]

He just called that which was bullshit.

[Muser]

I'm not anti Arsenal or anything, don't get me wrong.

[Sportstudi]

He just called that which was bullshit.

He missed a couple of correct calls earlier though.

[Sportstudi]

Well, the reason that Hull is in the lead so far is that their players have been running their asses off and the majority of the Gunners have been lazy dolts.

[Venti Quattro]

Giroud needs to be sent back to Ligue 1

[Sportstudi]

Giroud needs to be sent back to Ligue 1

I doubt we even get money for him. We can also donate him to some club, but I doubt we'll find one.

[NASpurs]

Giroud's work rate is laughable. Nigga spends his time hairspraying his hair when Arsenal don't have the ball.

[Venti Quattro]

Giroud's work rate is laughable. Nigga spends his time hairspraying his hair when Arsenal don't have the ball.

Nigga spends his time thinking about the next time he can fuck Celia Kay. Maybe cutouts of her in the arena might improve his work rate

Even Poldi is disgusting. He spent his time taking selfies instead of working on his game. Shithead

[Venti Quattro]

I doubt we even get money for him. We can also donate him to some club, but I doubt we'll find one.

Right now I'd pay some club to take him away from Arsenal

[Sportstudi]

Nigga spends his time thinking about the next time he can fuck Celia Kay. Maybe cutouts of her in the arena might improve his work rate

Even Poldi is disgusting. He spent his time taking selfies instead of working on his game. Shithead

Agreed. Although Poldi's worked harder this game than Giroud or Özil. He's tracked back and created some useful chances. The biggest problem for me is the lack of midfield creativity. Ramsey's been too slow on the ball.

[Jodelo]

467698977899433984

:lol

[lefty]

:lmao Özil and big games

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/06/09/article-1191766-051FF640000005DC-305_233x353.jpg

[NASpurs]

467698977899433984


:lol

Mein nigga :cry

[Venti Quattro]

The biggest problem for me is the lack of midfield creativity.
How funny. We have a shitload of midfielders and no one can step up to the plate

[Blizzardwizard]

Wigan still FA Cup champions for another 30 minutes :lobt2: :lobt2:

[NASpurs]

I pray that the score ends like this. Just for the lols and to see what stems from this.

[Sportstudi]

How funny. We have a shitload of midfielders and no one can step up to the plate

And this is just sad.

[Sportstudi]

I bet if Arsenal was leading this guy wouldn't be rolling on the floor anymore.

[Jodelo]

Hasn't Wenger already said that he stays at Arsenal?

[Sportstudi]

Hasn't Wenger already said that he stays at Arsenal?

Yes, he said that two days ago.

[Venti Quattro]

I pray that the score ends like this. Just for the lols and to see what stems from this.

:cry I'm done with Arsenal
:cry fuck this club
:cry loser mentality
:cry no silverware
:cry but I'll watch next season and hope anyway

[Sportstudi]

Fuck this ref!

[NASpurs]

:cry I'm done with Arsenal
:cry fuck this club
:cry loser mentality
:cry no silverware
:cry but I'll watch next season and hope anyway

Lather, rinse and repeat that shit.

[Sportstudi]

Huddlestone should have been sent off already

[NASpurs]

:lol det hand ball

[NASpurs]

Holy fuck

[Blizzardwizard]

Tony Brothers is an Arsenal fan?

[NASpurs]

:lol Giroud

[NASpurs]

Sonogo is showing too much promise in this game. He needs to stop that. Arsene is going to think we don't need another striker if Sonogo continues this great play.

[NASpurs]

Ramsey made this season and it's only fitting he wins this cup.

[Venti Quattro]

Ramsey made this season and it's only fitting he wins this cup.

Best player this season

[NASpurs]

OMG wtf bbq

[NASpurs]

:lmao

[Venti Quattro]

:lmao Fabianski

[NASpurs]

Holy fuck at this game.

[NASpurs]

Do you believe in miracles? :cry

[Blizzardwizard]

Wenger in :cry
We Beat Hull :cry
I always believed in Wenger :cry
:cry

[Muser]

Congrats to Arsenal tbh.

What the fuck Arsene sees in Sanogo is beyond me, he's like fucking Bambi.

[Venti Quattro]

Do you believe in miracles? :cry

467734691647614977

It was good while it lasted buddy :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry

[NASpurs]

467734691647614977

It was good while it lasted buddy :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry

What will happen to this great website? :cry

http://www.sincearsenallastwonatrophy.co.uk

It's down for me :lmao

[Muser]

https://scontent-a-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/10290604_10152432412620330_2484727834986472014_n.j pg
:lmao

[NASpurs]

:lmao that's great

[Venti Quattro]

https://scontent-a-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/10290604_10152432412620330_2484727834986472014_n.j pg
:lmao

THIS DOES NOT FUCKING SLIP NOW!!!

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

[lefty]

:lol gerrard

[Venti Quattro]

Congrats to Arsenal tbh.

What the fuck Arsene sees in Sanogo is beyond me, he's like fucking Bambi.
Psssh, you have no belief in Sanogo. This is what we signed Bambi Sanogo for
467679614987677696

[Jodelo]

Sanogo will be pretty good in a couple of years. Liked what i saw from him for the french national team a year or two ago...

[velik_m]

So Van Gaal to ManUtd - they are officially in rebuild mode...

[ElNono]

Giggs will be assistant coach

[lefty]

They better upgrade that roster, because no coach is gonna take MU back to glory with those injury prone TOSBs

Giggs as an assistant coach is a good idea, he is gonna be the link between a new coach and his former teammates

[Blizzardwizard]

"Yaya Toure may leave Manchester City, says his agent after 'lack of respect' shown on his birthday"

Agent: "He got a cake but when it was Roberto Carlos' birthday, the president of Anzhi gave him a Bugatti"


http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/27484318

:lmao

The guy could afford a Bugatti with the money he finds down the back of his couch :lol

[Venti Quattro]

:lmao :lmao :lmao

Happy Birthday, Yaya! Come to Arsenal pls :cry

[lefty]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/05/17/article-2631373-1DF3D21F00000578-12_634x615.jpg

[resistanze]

I would give lefty's first born for Yaya on Arsenal.

[lefty]

I would give lefty's first born for Yaya on Arsenal.
:cry I won't stop you
:cry Yaya come to Arsenal pls

[Venti Quattro]

469470823703924736
Surely he assaulted Wilfried Zaha for banging his daughter?

[lefty]

469470823703924736
Surely he assaulted Wilfried Zaha for banging his daughter?
Or the rest of the team for the same reason

[TDMVPDPOY]

i wonder if van gaal is going to revamp the manuer roster with dutch players like he did with the wankers during the 90s