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Avante
06-10-2013, 02:12 AM
...names.

All of these are very real.

I-Perfection Harris
Ivory Crockett
Houston McTear
Elvis Peacock
Handsome Wearing
Leotis Booker
Hiawatha Francisco
Cyril Pinder
Elijah Jefferson
Emerson Boozer
Kahil Henderson
Orenthal James Simpson
Ebanizar Edmonds
Savante Stringfellow
Othello Thompson
Heulon Hewritt
Usain Bolt
Haven Moses
Hewritt Dixon
E.McDonald Bailey
Harrison Dillard
Ubaja Anderson
Mozelle Ellerbe
Peerless Price
Ocie Early
Lemon King
X.L.Emerson
Aki Bradley
I.M.Hipp
Napolean Kaufman
LaDainian Tomlinson
Storm Woods
Grundy Harris
Norbert Payton
Vernus Ragsdale
Deworski Odom
Major Hazelton
Eulace Peacock
Jeremiah Wheeler
Vesco Bradley
Hart Lee Dykes
Rozia Singletary
Abner Haynes
Prentice Gautt
Harrington Jackson
Israel Lang
MacKinley Dillingham
Smith Reed
Alonzo Jennings


I saved the best for last

Fair Hooker

When I was growing up here in central Cali there was this little farm labor camp a few miles down the road. About a dozen black families lived in these little wooden shacks, most had these big long Cadillacs longer than their shacks, hahaha~~~~

DeadlyDynasty
06-10-2013, 02:19 AM
I thought Peerless Price was pretty cool too till he thought he was a #1 WR in 2003.

Avante
06-10-2013, 02:24 AM
I thought Peerless Price was pretty cool too till he thought he was a #1 WR in 2003.

He did have a great 2002 season, caught over 90 passes for over 1200 yards. Why not think that?

DeadlyDynasty
06-10-2013, 02:33 AM
He did have a great 2002 season, caught over 90 passes for over 1200 yards. Why not think that?
Agent-wise, sure take the money and run...but he found things weren't so fruitful for him in Atlanta when Eric Moulds wasn't there attracting double-coverage.

Avante
06-10-2013, 02:41 AM
Agent-wise, sure take the money and run...but he found things weren't so fruitful for him in Atlanta when Eric Moulds wasn't there attracting double-coverage.

Can't disagree with that. He had a pretty good career, nothing special.

AussieFanKurt
06-10-2013, 07:41 AM
information i didn't need to know or give a fuck about. thanks!

I. Hustle
06-10-2013, 08:28 AM
Favorite pay for a hooker names

Avante...


that's all I got for now.

Avante
06-10-2013, 10:50 AM
information i didn't need to know or give a fuck about. thanks!

Does it hurt being all crunched up in that box?

Avante
06-10-2013, 04:01 PM
Favorite pay for a hooker names

Avante...


that's all I got for now.

Obviously you don't know anyone who wa ever in the military in a foreign country at 19-21.

ColinB
06-10-2013, 09:37 PM
I noticed you didn't include any female names. Not so attractive, huh?

Avante
06-10-2013, 10:24 PM
I noticed you didn't include any female names. Not so attractive, huh?

No problem....

Dior Hall
Ebony Morrison
Precious Holmes
Shekara Martin
Keyunt'a Washington
Vannesha Ivy
Raven Clay
Yvana Hepburn- Bailey
Queen Harrison
Lekeisha Lawson
Sholanda Solomon
Blessing Okagbare
Octavious Freeman
English Gardner
Wyomia Tyus
Turqouise Thompson
CeCe Williams
Diamond Dixon

Avante
06-10-2013, 10:35 PM
How about those nicknames?

Hambone Willie Newbern
Tiger Flowers
Choo Choo Winters
Rufus "The Roadrunner" Ferguson
Thunder Thornton
"Squirmin' " Sherman Lewis
Bullet Bob Hayes
Nolan "Super Gnat" Smith
"The Kansas Comet" Gale Sayers
"Golden Wheels" Elbert Dubenion
Sugar Ray Robinson
"Mean" Joe Greene
Carlton "Cookie" Gilchrist
Mack "The Truck" Lee Hill
Robert "Spider" Gaines
Jim "Preacher" Pilot
"Marvelous" Marvin Hagler
Too Tall Jones
"Hollywood" Henderson
Rabbit Brown
Ironhead Heyward
Mercury Morris
Walter "The Flea" Roberts
Tank Younger
"Jefferson Street" Joe Gillum
Travis "The Roadrunner" Williams

DJR210
06-10-2013, 11:13 PM
What about..

L-A?

Prounounced: Luh-Dash-uh

Avante
06-10-2013, 11:17 PM
What about..

L-A?

Prounounced: Luh-Dash-uh

Huh~~~

Clipper Nation
06-10-2013, 11:41 PM
Oh look, more useless lists of shit we didn't want or need to know from Avante....

Avante
06-11-2013, 12:03 AM
Oh look, more useless lists of shit we didn't want or need to know from Avante....

Do I really have to start threads about...

I woke up and she was licking my balls
I hate buttermilk
Do you sing in the shower
I'm gay but haven't told anyone yet
How many cups of coffee a day
I woke up and she was sucking my dick
I farted....hehehehehe
Who is your favorite TV villian
Ever went to fart and shit instead
Your favorite comic book hero
Your favorite cartoon character
Ever had a hand job from a queer
Have you ever had a virgin
I hate liver
There is no Allah
I burped...hehehehehe
Wendys vs Burger King?
God is a woman
Bigfoot is real
There are Aliens among us
What song reminds you of this place
I have a big dick
Shes 45 and still has a tight pussy
Would you suck cock for a million dollars



.....we have a ton doing that do we need another?

Huey Freeman
06-11-2013, 12:26 AM
Do I really have to start threads about...

I woke up and she was licking my balls
I hate buttermilk
Do you sing in the shower
I'm gay but haven't told anyone yet
How many cups of coffee a day
I woke up and she was sucking my dick
I farted....hehehehehe
Who is your favorite TV villian
Ever went to fart and shit instead
Your favorite comic book hero
Your favorite cartoon character
Ever had a hand job from a queer
Have you ever had a virgin
I hate liver
There is no Allah
I burped...hehehehehe
Wendys vs Burger King?
God is a woman
Bigfoot is real
There are Aliens among us
Would you suck cock for a million bucks
She's 55 and still has a tight pussy
What song best describes this place
What will we do in Heaven
The best Beatle song





.....we have a ton doing that do we need another?

Homeboy, everyone of those threads you named would be much more interesting then this thread or any thread I have ever seen you start tbh fwiw IMO.

Avante
06-11-2013, 12:59 AM
Homeboy, everyone of those threads you named would be much more interesting then this thread or any thread I have ever seen you start tbh fwiw IMO.

But everyone can do this stuff, how many can do what I do? You just saw how easy that is.


Look at you...

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=210378

Wow, riveting.

DJR210
06-11-2013, 01:03 AM
Oh look, more useless lists of shit we didn't want or need to know from Avante....

LOL at the guaranteed response. I'm sure you do secretly await the next worthless list deep down.. c'mon, admit it..

Avante
06-11-2013, 01:05 AM
LOL at the guaranteed response. I'm sure you do secretly await the next worthless list deep down.. c'mon, admit it..

That coming from a guy who has had a total of 16 replies in his last 4 threads, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

DJR210
06-11-2013, 01:22 AM
That coming from a guy who has had a total of 16 replies in his last 4 threads, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

Avante, you are a complete joke of a person, and a sad, lonely old man. Your life consists of hitting refresh waiting for someone to talk to your pathetic lonely ass. Sorry to break the news to you, but nobody gives a shit about message board statistics.

Your wife (probably a lie about having one) must be a real prize to be with someone who sits on Spurstalk all day begging for attention (even if the attention is 99% flame attempts). Post a pic of that old fat bitch why don't you? I'm sure that would get more than 16 replies..

Avante
06-11-2013, 09:17 AM
Bringing up the fact you suck at this must have hit a nerve, hahaha!!!!!!!!

Don't read me little fella I don't read you unless you are here bugging me. Go bother somebody else, ok?

How immature is it to talk about somebodies wife in hiding, would you say that if I were standing in front of you, of course not, that's because you're a fucking coward. You mighy wanna grow up before running you mouth, ok?

DJR210
06-11-2013, 06:52 PM
Bringing up the fact you suck at this must have hit a nerve, hahaha!!!!!!!!

Don't read me little fella I don't read you unless you are here bugging me. Go bother somebody else, ok?

How immature is it to talk about somebodies wife in hiding, would you say that if I were standing in front of you, of course not, that's because you're a fucking coward. You mighy wanna grow up before running you mouth, ok?

Avante, trust I have no issue with sticking someone in their fuckin' mouth when they need it, no coward here. If you carry yourself IRL anything like you do here, I'm sure you have a history of getting your ass beat. TBH, you don't seem to have much of a personal life, evident in your actions here in the forums.

Huey Freeman
06-11-2013, 07:52 PM
But everyone can do this stuff, how many can do what I do? You just saw how easy that is.


Look at you...

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=210378

Wow, riveting.

Shit was interesting tbh, better then reading a review of black names. I grew up around people. I happen to be a black man with a name . I don't need to read about it.

Avante
06-11-2013, 10:48 PM
Shit was interesting tbh, better then reading a review of black names. I grew up around people. I happen to be a black man with a name . I don't need to read about it.

So why were you in this in thread?

Avante
06-11-2013, 10:49 PM
Avante, trust I have no issue with sticking someone in their fuckin' mouth when they need it, no coward here. If you carry yourself IRL anything like you do here, I'm sure you have a history of getting your ass beat. TBH, you don't seem to have much of a personal life, evident in your actions here in the forums.

Take this stuff pretty serious don't ya? Relax little guy, ok?