I might need bail money tonight

[DeadlyDynasty]

Last call of the night, we have to take a pediatric seizure pt from hospital to hospital-,i wanna get off on time so i can go home and do something i havent done in damn near 48 hours--SLEEP.

My driver is a fresh off the raft ref who has the IQ of a rock. Throughout the entire day this lowlife piece of shit hit qbout 10 curbs. As we're pulling in to pick up our last pt, he somehow manages to hit the curb and pop the tire-,despite having enough space to park a Boeing 747.

Now im stuck waiting for service in arguably my least favlrite place in the world: Hialeah. I'm going to strangle him with the ekg cords and might even extinguish his life.


Close the borders

[midnightpulp]

Sounds like something out of "Bringing Out the Dead."

[DeadlyDynasty]

Great movie. Tom Sizemores character is basically me

[jeebus]

I need to see that movie again. I only saw it once years ago and even then it was in pieces. Tom Sizemore = DD. Will remember that.

[Reck]

Could be worse. He can be haitian. :lol

I'll pray for you. :cry

[baseline bum]

You're going about it the wrong way. What you need to do is next time he's your driver, you put this CD in.

P-6CesO8YPs

Then when his Anti-Castro ass attacks you it'll be time to Zimmerman the raft monkey.

[baseline bum]

If he doesn't get it, here's the English version

LtU3vUOa2sw

If that doesn't work, I sadly don't know a Mexican version. :depressed