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Lubbock OT
06-11-2013, 07:21 PM
After I got done banging one of our school's cheerleaders the other night, I got kind of bored and decided to read a little about Einstein's theory of Metaphysical aboriginilia morphedecacornial endocrinal equilateral pythageroan subspacial mechanics. (Yeah I know, I was tired, so I just wanted some light reading).

As the homo sapien ages, his bodily movement becomes more restricted by quantum fluid mechanics caused by the subatomic isotropic fission between a quadrangle hydrogen molecule and one of oxygen. Due to San Antonio's increased average age of their counterparts, the Miami Heat. Their movement tonight will be limited due to the increased saturated water vapor contained within subtrophic levels of the much denser more humid San Antonio atmosphere. Tim Duncan is a just a loser who has never won a championship so psychologically, he will not be able to step up and deliver a championship when it matters. Just watch. My hypotheses of NBA games have yet to been successfully refuted.