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Avante
06-13-2013, 03:36 AM
In the movie...Avante.....the opening scene...


The camera starts closing in on a little shack at a place called Knights Barn in Vallejo California 1953, there I sit on the floor playing with hammers and screw drivers, while off in the distance you can hear.....

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We can also hear my dad and grandpa out in the back shooting big rats with 22's as they run across the back yard both drunk as skunks on rot gut homemade wine. About this time in walks my mom with some buttermilk, I hated buttermilk but nobody gave a fuck.

Now it reads....12 years later...

There I am standing on our own five yard line ready to field a kickoff, I catch it on the seven and its off to the races, I'm cutting and jumping and faking and........93 yards later....TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!!!!! I look up in the stands for mom and dad and all my sisters, they aren't there, that old Ford probably wouldn't start again. So as I head back out for kickoff coverage we can hear....

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Now it reads....4 years later...

There I sit on a bar stool at some bar in Kowloon (acoss the bay from Hong Kong) with this cute little Asain chick with a tatto of a blue butterfly over her right tit.............................

On the jukebox

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The final scene of the movie....as I walk down a long dark alley peekiing in garbage cans...................

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The soundtrack would also include music by...

Slaid Cleaves
Marc Broussard
Townes Van Zandt
John Lee Hooker
Shawn Mullins
Howlin' Wolf
Willy DeVille
Chris Isaak
Amos Lee
Ryan Adams
Ben Harper
Jack Johnson
John Hiatt
Damien Rice
Tom Waits
Bob Dylan
Mark Lemhouse
Ray Lamontagne
Leonard Cohen
Steve Earle
Ray Wylie Hubbard
Johnny "Slim" Campbell
Muddy Waters

Avante
06-13-2013, 06:12 PM
Show me some creativity out there, yep, a challenge. No not looking for the usual...DUH!

A movie of your life. The soundtrack.

I. Hustle
06-14-2013, 08:21 AM
I open this thread...

http://youtu.be/bpp6eO_pThw

Avante
06-14-2013, 12:22 PM
Where is the creativity here? Are we really down to just grunting over immature sexual whatevers? That or ...you suck...then...no you suck...which gets...oh no you suck....and on and on and.....

Totally disappointed with the lack of imagination/creativity we see here.

Trainwreck2100
02-08-2014, 04:56 PM
Totally disappointed with the lack of imagination/creativity we see here.
http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=228929&p=7122412#post7122412

that's some irony for you

GoodOdor
02-08-2014, 05:27 PM
the old fuck is straight up spamming now. Pink his ass.

Clipper Nation
02-08-2014, 06:53 PM
:lolld Fagg:lolt spends all day remaking threads he's already made a thousand times and then claims that the rest of us "lack creativity" :lmao

benefactor
02-08-2014, 06:57 PM
http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=228929&p=7122412#post7122412

that's some irony for you
:lol