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Drachen
06-13-2013, 09:13 AM
Just thought that i would let yall know that my son, Ewan Patrick was born at 10:10 am on June 11th. He was 9 lbs. 7 oz and 20 inches! (crazy considering my wife is 5'1' and 115 (when not prego)). He was delivered without pain meds or an epidural too (her decision). I may post a picture, but I am still deciding considering how some here are dickheads about the kids of others.

coyotes_geek
06-13-2013, 09:14 AM
Congrats dude! :toast

Blake
06-13-2013, 09:22 AM
Congrats

tlongII
06-13-2013, 09:24 AM
Congratulations! Your wife is one brave woman!

Suspect
06-13-2013, 09:32 AM
Yall still in highschool? ay dios mio

I. Hustle
06-13-2013, 09:37 AM
Don't post pics. People will only piss you off. Congrats on your healthy boy though. Since your kid is a 9 pounder, remember not to go exploring that vag until sh'e had time to heal. After pushing all that through your pener won't be felt.
Don't be a douche and be sure you get up those first few nights so she can get some rest and healing time.

Drachen
06-13-2013, 09:48 AM
Don't post pics. People will only piss you off. Congrats on your healthy boy though. Since your kid is a 9 pounder, remember not to go exploring that vag until sh'e had time to heal. After pushing all that through your pener won't be felt.
Don't be a douche and be sure you get up those first few nights so she can get some rest and healing time.

actually, I am going to require healing time too, soon. I am going to make sure that is my last child over the next few weeks. Also, I make sure to do everything for the first week, and since I just got laid off yesterday, I will have some time!

DUNCANownsKOBE
06-13-2013, 09:54 AM
actually, I am going to require healing time too, soon. I am going to make sure that is my last child over the next few weeks. Also, I make sure to do everything for the first week, and since I just got laid off yesterday, I will have some time!

Congrats on the kid.


Sorry about getting laid off though, that's kinda bad timing :lol

Drachen
06-13-2013, 10:00 AM
Congrats on the kid.


Sorry about getting laid off though, that's kinda bad timing :lol

At least I got to lob thinly veiled disgust at the regional president and make him stumble through his severance presentation. We knew layoffs were coming, I kinda hoped I would be one of the ones let go because i could take my severance and bridge the time to find a job, but the severance was far worse than I expected (actually it is significantly worse than they offered me two years ago when they laid me off/offered me a position with less pay).

Drachen
06-13-2013, 10:00 AM
Congrats on the kid.


Sorry about getting laid off though, that's kinda bad timing :lol

dp

Thanks for the congrats though.

JoeTait75
06-13-2013, 10:07 AM
Congratulations. Baby boys rule. Remember sleep and sex? You won't get much of either for a while.

resistanze
06-13-2013, 10:13 AM
Congrats.

How many members in the army now? Going in for the snip? :lol

Trill Clinton
06-13-2013, 10:14 AM
congrats fam!

TeyshaBlue
06-13-2013, 10:17 AM
Congrats dude!:toast


Start robbing liquor stores, nao! That's what I did when I was laid off. Pretty good money.:lol

Drachen
06-13-2013, 10:44 AM
Congrats.

How many members in the army now? Going in for the snip? :lol

Oh yes, next few weeks. 4 kids is more than enough I don't want any more oopses.

manufan10
06-13-2013, 11:01 AM
Congrats.

spurs_fan_in_exile
06-13-2013, 11:23 AM
Sucks about the job, but congratulations on the new addition!

mrsmaalox
06-13-2013, 11:45 AM
Oh dear, my oldest boy was a nine pounder too----after 24 hrs of off the roll contractions, the ob staff had no objections at all when I picked up the phone, called down to the anesthesia dept and assembled the crew for my own C-section! Afterward they rewarded me with a wunnerful morphine drip, just to give themselves a break from my bitching I'm sure :lol

Congrats on the little one, best wishes to all of you and good luck with the employment situation :toast

JoeTait75
06-13-2013, 11:58 AM
He was delivered without pain meds or an epidural too (her decision).

Damn, your wife is a badass. When we had ours my wife got doped up at the first opportunity and I couldn't blame her. The best drugs on earth are located in hospitals.

Creepn
06-13-2013, 12:00 PM
Congrats on your baby Drachen. May he add another level of happiness to your life.

gameFACE
06-13-2013, 12:07 PM
Congrats, man! Very cool.

CubanMustGo
06-13-2013, 12:11 PM
Congratulations on the newest addition to your family! Have to say that the first time I read your message, instead of seeing "Ewan Patrick" I saw "Patrick Ewing" and was like WTF??

I wish you all the best finding your next job, and very sorry that you were laid off.

TDMVPDPOY
06-13-2013, 12:16 PM
Congratulations on the newest addition to your family! Have to say that the first time I read your message, instead of seeing "Ewan Patrick" I saw "Patrick Ewing" and was like WTF??

baseline bum
06-13-2013, 12:21 PM
Congrats Drachen! Don't post the pics though. I would never post pics of kids after the way people slammed LnGGRRR-however-you-spell-his-name's son.

leemajors
06-13-2013, 12:22 PM
congrats!

benefactor
06-13-2013, 12:33 PM
Just thought that i would let yall know that my son, Ewan Patrick was born at 10:10 am on June 11th. He was 9 lbs. 7 oz and 20 inches! (crazy considering my wife is 5'1' and 115 (when not prego)). He was delivered without pain meds or an epidural too (her decision). I may post a picture, but I am still deciding considering how some here are dickheads about the kids of others.
Pretty cool man. My sister did the same thing with all four of her kids...and the third one was almost 11lbs. He seriously came out looking like a grown man.

Reck
06-13-2013, 12:36 PM
Congratulations on the baby boy Drachen.

marini martini
06-13-2013, 01:14 PM
Congratulations on your new baby boy. May the Spur's winning their 5th title make it a memorial year!:toast

Spur|n|Austin
06-13-2013, 01:18 PM
Crongratulations Drachen! One of my colleague's had a son today too! Enjoy! Hopefully mom and baby are happy and healthy :tu

Drachen
06-13-2013, 01:25 PM
Congratulations on your new baby boy. May the Spur's winning their 5th title make it a memorial year!:toast

My first child WAS born in 2007

I. Hustle
06-13-2013, 01:31 PM
My first child WAS born in 2007

HO
LEE
SHIITE Muslims

4 kids in 6 years? WTF is wrong with you?! Is you crazy? I have two toddlers now and can't imagine dealing with 4 of them at a time. Or 3

marini martini
06-13-2013, 01:33 PM
My first child WAS born in 2007

Yay Drachen! Lucky sperms!:toast

:lobt::lobt::lobt::lobt::lobt::flag:

leemajors
06-13-2013, 01:50 PM
HO
LEE
SHIITE Muslims

4 kids in 6 years? WTF is wrong with you?! Is you crazy? I have two toddlers now and can't imagine dealing with 4 of them at a time. Or 3

I'm fine staying with just 1 :lol

Drachen
06-13-2013, 02:07 PM
HO
LEE
SHIITE Muslims

4 kids in 6 years? WTF is wrong with you?! Is you crazy? I have two toddlers now and can't imagine dealing with 4 of them at a time. Or 3

Lol my step daughter is 15.... She was born In the year we got Tim Duncan!

DarrinS
06-13-2013, 04:44 PM
Just thought that i would let yall know that my son, Ewan Patrick was born at 10:10 am on June 11th. He was 9 lbs. 7 oz and 20 inches! (crazy considering my wife is 5'1' and 115 (when not prego)). He was delivered without pain meds or an epidural too (her decision). I may post a picture, but I am still deciding considering how some here are dickheads about the kids of others.

Congrats!

That's a big boy. I was over 10 lbs.

Koolaid_Man
06-13-2013, 07:54 PM
actually, I am going to require healing time too, soon. I am going to make sure that is my last child over the next few weeks. Also, I make sure to do everything for the first week, and since I just got laid off yesterday, I will have some time!

I'm sure your son would love to have it his way!!!!

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Rogue
06-13-2013, 09:15 PM
Hope this one doesn't grow up calling another man dad tbh, good luck and congrats :tu

RandomGuy
06-14-2013, 03:02 PM
Just thought that i would let yall know that my son, Ewan Patrick was born at 10:10 am on June 11th. He was 9 lbs. 7 oz and 20 inches! (crazy considering my wife is 5'1' and 115 (when not prego)). He was delivered without pain meds or an epidural too (her decision). I may post a picture, but I am still deciding considering how some here are dickheads about the kids of others.

Congrats man!

Just pick a few people to send them too, instead of just posting them.

I wouldn't mind seeing a picture, and you know I am not that kind of dickhead. :D