The Toast of Mike Wilbon

[etbluffer]

Late last night, I was having some drinks at a downtown hotel bar. Jalen Rose was outside drinking with friends, when Wilbon and Bill Simmons came out. Wilbon called for a toast- "To a series that has now been determined." I then made my way over and got into a nice debate with Wilbon while Simmons acted like the duechbag that he is. Interestingly enough- Wilbon looked at me and said "worst kept secret, you know WE ALL want and need Miami to win this series"

[TheyCallMePro]

Cool story Bro.

[J.T.]

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[JRHernandez88]

Of the course the league needs Miami to win. Miami re-peating is good business,this is something we all know.

[dallasmaverickslose]

I saw the entire Spurs team at whataburger last night after the game, too. I was talking to Pop and he said its probably better if Miami wins the series.

[jimbo]

Yeah I saw coach bud at a strip club after the game, he told me he was glad to get out of this shit situation with soft euro players and get to a real american town

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

For those making the trip for Game 6, Spo lives at the Sonesta in Coconut Grove.

[dallasmaverickslose]

Yeah I saw coach bud at a strip club after the game, he told me he was glad to get out of this shit situation with soft euro players and get to a real american town

Yeah I saw that guy too. But that wasn't Mike Budenholzer, that was his brother Mark Budenholzer. It's easy to mix them up because they're twins, but Mark doesn't know sh!t about basketball.

[UZER]

I ran into Dick Jones at Valero last night. He told me, "I had to kill Bob Morton because he made a mistake. Now it's time to erase that mistake."

[BatManu20]

It's true, I was there too. After a few drinks, Mike Wilbon then proceeded to kiss on Bill Simmons' neck for awhile before they headed back together to Wilbon's room at the Riverwalk Plaza Hotel.

[Spur|n|Austin]

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[Spurs21Fan4Ever]

I ran into Splitter at a bar last night, and he was crying and told me his worst kept secret that he was too afraid to go home because Pop wouldn't check under his bed for monsters.

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

I ran into Bosh eating plants outside Olive Garden. When I asked why he said "IM A DINOSAW

[heyheymymy]

i saw wilbon drinking downtown last night too, he said he a stern had been at seaworld all day visiting family then dove into the river and swam back to his pod for the night.

[dallasmaverickslose]

I ran into Peter Holt while in line to check out at HEB last night after the game and he said he's fixing to sell the franchise to some ownership group in Seattle.

[ironman2886]

Ran into Bill Walton at a cannabis coffeeshop in Amsterdam last fall. He talked about how his son Luke wasn't the most talented load he ever squirt out, but he was proud of him. Bill, or "William," in which he told me to call him, kept rambling about hearing colors and seeing sounds. Had other sites to see, so I left. Nice guy that William.

[dallasmaverickslose]

Ran into Bill Walton at a cannabis coffeeshop in Amsterdam last fall. He talked about how his son Luke wasn't the most talented load he ever squirt out, but he was proud of him. Bill, or "William," in which he told me to call him, kept rambling about hearing colors and seeing sounds. Had other sites to see, so I left. Nice guy that William.
WHO IS THAT WOMAN IN YOUR SIG

[ironman2886]

WHO IS THAT WOMAN IN YOUR SIG
Alison Brie from the show Community and Mad Men.

[Dingle Barry]

I ran into Bosh eating plants outside Olive Garden. When I asked why he said "IM A DINOSAW

God dammit I just burst out laughing at work.

[InRareForm]

Saw tmac at strip club on bandera

[baseline bum]

Saw Alvin Robertson at the whore house on New Braunfels bringing in the new talent.

[RD2191]

Saw Splitter grabbing his ass outside of a hotel room, turns out george hill really isn't a fast cummer.

[dallasmaverickslose]

I ran into Pop at Walgreens this afternoon. He flipped me off as he was pulling out of the parking lot...

[Obstructed_View]

I ran into Bosh eating plants outside Olive Garden. When I asked why he said "IM A DINOSAW

Perhaps the funniest thing I've read on these forums since the Hitler video.

[ffadicted]

I ran into Bosh eating plants outside Olive Garden

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[Spursmania]

This thread is hilarious :lmao

[dallasmaverickslose]

I ran into Bosh eating plants outside Olive Garden. When I asked why he said "IM A DINOSAW

How can that be? I thought Velociraptors were canivores?

[DMC]

I ran into Splitter at a bar last night, and he was crying and told me his worst kept secret that he was too afraid to go home because Pop wouldn't check under his bed for monsters.

I was there. I saw Splitter go to throw an empty beer bottle into the trash can and some 6 year old kid rejected it back to the entrance. Tiago went into the ladies room and wept.

[DMC]

I ran into Bosh eating plants outside Olive Garden. When I asked why he said "IM A DINOSAW

Holy shit that brought a tear.

[DMC]

I ran into Peter Holt while in line to check out at HEB last night after the game and he said he's fixing to sell the franchise to some ownership group in Seattle.

He was there to be the breath for RC's car check system.

[dg7md]

I ran into Bosh eating plants outside Olive Garden. When I asked why he said "IM A DINOSAW

If Chris Bosh ever ripped off his human suit and revealed his true dinosaur form — consider me a Miami Heat fan.

[ThaBigFundamental21]

Little Bill.

[Keepin' it real]

Y'all should really leave the comedy to the experts. Just do what you do best -- post shitty basketball takes.

[stxspurs]

Saw Coach Bud at Starbucks...he was scribbling shit over on a notebook . I walked by to see what he was doing. The sheet was filled with... Head coach Bud.....altlantas head coach mike...Coach air Bud....Mr Budenholzer head coach of your Atlanta Hawks....

[Keepin' it real]

Y'all should really leave the comedy to the experts. Just do what you do best -- post shitty basketball takes.


Saw Coach Bud at Starbucks...he was scribbling shit over on a notebook . I walked by to see what he was doing. The sheet was filled with... Head coach Bud.....altlantas head coach mike...Coach air Bud....Mr Budenholzer head coach of your Atlanta Hawks....

To wit ...

[Jwash_1986]

Whoever made this thread asked for this shit. Top thread in last couple of days. All the other threads been all tense and shit but this one is humorous.

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

I was there. I saw Splitter go to throw an empty beer bottle into the trash can and some 6 year old kid rejected it back to the entrance. Tiago went into the ladies room and wept.
:lol

[mingus]

I went to a club after the game and when I tried to get into the VIP they said it was reserved for Heat players only. But I could have swore I saw Manu in there...

[mingus]

I saw Manu at a bus stop after the game. He told me he could no longer drive anymore.

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

I saw Amy Duncan on top of the pinball machine

[dallasmaverickslose]

I saw Manu at a bus stop after the game. He told me he could no longer drive anymore.

Shut up

[SpurPadre]

I saw TP in the back seat of Amy Duncan's car and he rolled down the window and told me to keep my mouth shut.

[Thebesteva]

Of the course the league needs Miami to win. Miami re-peating is good business,this is something we all know.

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[DMC]

Saw Coach Bud at Starbucks...he was scribbling shit over on a notebook . I walked by to see what he was doing. The sheet was filled with... Head coach Bud.....altlantas head coach mike...Coach air Bud....Mr Budenholzer head coach of your Atlanta Hawks....

:lol

Reminds me of a true story that happened at a place I used to work many years ago: HR meeting, bitch session about a high level manager. HR was there taking notes as everyone said their peace around the table and she was going to follow up. I walked by near the end of the meeting (left early) and glanced at her notes. She had drawn an outline of her hand and was scribbling her name in all the fingers.. no notes though.

lol air Bud.

[DMC]

I saw Amy Duncan on top of the pinball machine

One Two Three Four!... (you know the rest)

[sammy]

I ran into Bosh eating plants outside Olive Garden. When I asked why he said "IM A DINOSAW

LOL! Fucking pterodactyl! :rollin

[Splits]

I met a guy on Spurstalk who met Samuel Dalembert at a club. It was a cool story.

[spurs10]

I saw Blair at a Whataburger putting in a catering order for a "victory" party on Wednesday night in San Antonio...... Spurs in 6??:downspin:

[dallasmaverickslose]

Ran into LeBron at the river walk this morning. We were chatting for a bit and he was telling me about all the "massive" San Antonio women he was having some "fun" with last night.

[mudyez]

WOW!

...don't know how to embed tweets, but:


Bill Simmons ‏@BillSimmons 18m
Had a nice conversation with a dude named etbluffer at a downtown hotel bar last night. Think he doesn't like me and Wilbon.

[Pirate_Ghost]

I ran into Dick Jones at Valero last night. He told me, "I had to kill Bob Morton because he made a mistake. Now it's time to erase that mistake."

All goods

[elmanutres]

pics or it didn't happen