yo Kool

[Slim Charles]

Once you get your first taste... all this tension and fantasy will calm down. You are making it out to be more than it is, mah nig. More than likely you are going to bust as soon as you enter or right before so you should try to run through some chick in a town you've never been to. Go to SA, I heard you could trip and fall and land in some beaver. Might not be like the chicks you make up at "work" or that you see in all those porno flicks you watch but you can at least get those first few nuts out the way.
Also, you might not want to post about it.

[Koolaid_Man]

Once you get your first taste... all this tension and fantasy will calm down. You are making it out to be more than it is, mah nig. More than likely you are going to bust as soon as you enter or right before so you should try to run through some chick in a town you've never been to. Go to SA, I heard you could trip and fall and land in some beaver. Might not be like the chicks you make up at "work" or that you see in all those porno flicks you watch but you can at least get those first few nuts out the way.
Also, you might not want to post about it.


So tell me..what do I say on a first date...I'm lame plus I'm kinda shy?

[Slim Charles]

So tell me..what do I say on a first date...I'm lame plus I'm kinda shy?

There you go. Just be real. You don't date the beaners in SA. You just walk up and pick one out. They fall in line. Especially if you really are black like you say you are.

[Koolaid_Man]

Hey Slim let me be real for a sec...so I just got back from a lunch date...it went very well...I went into the dealership last Sat to have my car washed(everyone knows me cuz I'm like the only balling ass negro who can afford the car) ...I saw a sales rep..talked to her on the low and got her business card...emailed her on Monday and chit chatted...asked her out for lunch she said and I quote: "I would love to" so we met at a location so her boss wouldn't find out she's seeing a customer....took her to a Thai food place. I paid the bill...

Note: she's 22 ; a recent college graduate from Boston. 5'8 blonde and very pretty...seems like from a well off family...at any rate we're eating and talking and I asked her about a very specific hobby she enjoys...as she started to tell me she got tongue tied. I smiled a bit and asked what was wrong and her response and I quote:

"I'm sorry, I'm forgetting but I know the answer, I'm blushing gosh you're so cute."

I will admit that made me blush as well...I've done a lot of things but I don't think I've ever made a girl blush and then blush myself as a result..it was a poignant moment in my life :lol

[Koolaid_Man]

Would u like me to post my pic?

[scroteface]

Didn't you already get caught posting fake pics?