Spurs fans: Which deal would you take? Spurs win tomorrow or you get to...

[Thebesteva]

Have this girl as your sex slave for the rest of your life (or any girl of your choice) whenever you want (She will never age, she can magically appear at any time of the day you wish, she cannot be a celeb, she is only for sex not dating or anything else)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A4-G0gMCEAErZxP.jpg

Just wondering how important this game is to you guys....also this question does not apply to Kool Aid since he smashes 10\10's on an hourly basis

[Legacy]

Go get in Harlem's ELE bet thread pronto, son! :lol

[z0sa]

I want the chica in your sig for starters..

[Thebesteva]

I want the chica in your sig for starters..

More than a Spurs trophy?

[z0sa]

More than a Spurs trophy?

No.. of course I am looking out for the success of an entire franchise and city as well as all who hate the Heatles, so i'm sure some equally beautiful women would appreciate and reward my sacrifice, just not for all time.. a latina sex slave would just be more tempting for me personally is all I meant

[Thebesteva]

No.. of course I am looking out for the success of an entire franchise and city as well as all who hate the Heatles, so i'm sure some equally beautiful women would appreciate and reward my sacrifice, just not for all time.. a latina sex slave would just be more tempting for me personally is all I meant

It's prolly a question that will test a fan to a cellular level, there was a point in my life I'd take the Lakers winning. I also was smashing alot of **** back in my club managing days.

[Jacob1983]

Do we have any say in what she wears or if she has to wear anything?

[Thebesteva]

Do we have any say in what she wears or if she has to wear anything?

Basically, its like a magical power. You snap your fingers and 1 girl of your choice is your sex slave for your entire life. She doesnt even really exist or anything its just a power. I asked this question to a group of my Laker friends a few years ago and 8\10 took the Lakers winning. I thought that was insane! I would much rather have smashable pussy without having to hear nagging 24\7 available than Kobe making another $100 million

[HI-FI]

i actually thought about this, how I truly felt, but I'll go with Spurs. i'd rather see some of my favorite players and a city happy than getting my dick wet over a dumb bitch. It's a once in lifetime event compared to something I'd probably get bored with, especially if the bitch has an annoying attitude.

[z0sa]

Promoting huh?... one presumes an LA promoter meets lots of strange..

But I wont lie, im a fuckin nerd.. I pull the vast majority of my pussy, more than I ever deserved honestly, playing covers on guitar.. most chicks i meet cant tell my six string from a bass guitar, :lol bitches these days.

[ChumpDumper]

Uh, why can't she be a celebrity?

Is it a legal thing?

[Thebesteva]

Uh, why can't she be a celebrity?

Is it a legal thing?

Because I'm the genie in this situation fuck you

[ChumpDumper]

Because I'm the genie in this situation fuck youWell that means she probably has full blown syphilAIDS.

[Mal]

Basically, its like a magical power. You snap your fingers and 1 girl of your choice is your sex slave for your entire life. She doesnt even really exist or anything its just a power. I asked this question to a group of my Laker friends a few years ago and 8\10 took the Lakers winning. I thought that was insane! I would much rather have smashable pussy without having to hear nagging 24\7 available than Kobe making another $100 million

Title is real, can be real if Spurs win game 7 tonight. No chicka will ever appear if you snap your finger and become your sex slave. So choice is rather easy, but I get your point.

[boga]

i'd pick the slave

[mudyez]

I rather fuck Larry O'Brien!

[100%duncan]

Spurs 'ship because a guy who can't get a girl on his own doesn't deserve one.

[AchillesHeel]

Spurs 'ship because a guy who can't get a girl on his own doesn't deserve one.

This 110%

[Rogue]

I would trade our only championship (the 11' one) for my goddess being our spokesperson throughout her lifetime

[jimbo]

the chick

basketball is only a game

[mudyez]

Too late! Bosh just traded the same deal with Justin Bieber as his slave against the '13 championship.

[tony77]

would she also cook for me?

[LarryDavid]

Spurs win. My wife already does the above.

[xellos88330]

Basically, its like a magical power. You snap your fingers and 1 girl of your choice is your sex slave for your entire life. She doesnt even really exist or anything its just a power. I asked this question to a group of my Laker friends a few years ago and 8\10 took the Lakers winning. I thought that was insane! I would much rather have smashable pussy without having to hear nagging 24\7 available than Kobe making another $100 million

My problem with this is that after a while it will get old really fast. I mean if she lets you do anything you want to her, then where the hell is all the future fun? I would prefer a Spurs trophy because....

1. I already get sex.
2. I need the thrill of the chase.
3. Getting whatever you want from a woman isn't exactly "fulfilling" enough for me.
4. Spurs are awesome!!!
5. REALLY AWESOME TBH!!!

[whitemamba]

dat ass...

[TrainOfThought5]

Lol im young and having plenty of sex so thats not very enticing. and the entire nation is depending on us to beat the heat... hell just look at the lakers fans (our sworn enemies) right here.

this is bigger than sex gentleman. we need this. As a team. as a fanbase. as a League. as a country.

[TrainOfThought5]

I would trade our only championship (the 11' one) for my goddess being our spokesperson throughout her lifetime

^ Proof that mavfan is an inferior breed of human being.

[Rogue]

Lol im young and having plenty of sex so thats not very enticing. and the entire nation is depending on us to beat the heat... hell just look at the lakers fans (our sworn enemies) right here.

this is bigger than sex gentleman. we need this. As a team. as a fanbase. as a League. as a country.
Being young and having a lot of sex tells us enough about the mexican gene in your body tbh.

[TrainOfThought5]

Being young and having a lot of sex tells us enough about the mexican gene in your body tbh.

ROFLMAO