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Findog
06-20-2013, 12:59 PM
Spreadin' his seed and spreadin' the Word:

http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2012/03/dwight-howards-secret-baby-mamas-hope-alexatiffany-render-maybe-more-photos

http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/kimye_reportedly_denied_deluxe_baby_HdxcEE9lKL7oUx vdzRiOKO

This guy has a real issue with condoms, doesn't he?

Thebesteva
06-20-2013, 01:02 PM
V _ S E C T O M Y

Buy a vowel Dwight!

Findog
06-20-2013, 01:03 PM
Does he break out in a rash or hives when he slips the latex on? This guy is gonna be so broke when his playing days are over. I know Mavs, Hawks and Rockets fans are hoping he'll sign with them this summer but he is going to need all the cash he can get for child support.

ElNono
06-20-2013, 01:04 PM
:lol

JoeTait75
06-20-2013, 01:05 PM
Phony, childish, tries to be funny and isn't... is there anything good about this guy? At all? Hell, at least LeBron takes care of his family and reps his hometown.

Findog
06-20-2013, 01:07 PM
Phony, childish, tries to be funny and isn't... is there anything good about this guy? At all?

He's the worst. I'll become a Spurs fan for the next four years if this POS ends up wearing a Mavs jersey.

Jacob1983
06-20-2013, 01:08 PM
Why doesn't he just quit basketball and sell his spermoids to lonely single women and gay couples?

Findog
06-20-2013, 01:08 PM
Hell, at least LeBron takes care of his family and reps his hometown.

I'm sure he has an "arrangement" with Savannah for when it comes to gettin' some on the side, but at least all his children are with her, right?

baseline bum
06-20-2013, 01:09 PM
Still think one of the kids looks like Glen Davis, so after paternity tests nigga might have one less mouth to feed.

Thebesteva
06-20-2013, 01:25 PM
Phony, childish, tries to be funny and isn't... is there anything good about this guy? At all? Hell, at least LeBron takes care of his family and reps his hometown.

LOL @ reps his hometown. Yeah I hear they love him in Akron now

JoeTait75
06-20-2013, 01:28 PM
LOL @ reps his hometown. Yeah I hear they love him in Akron now

Well he still lives in Akron and he just gave a million-dollar check to St. Vincent-St. Mary. I'd call that representing.

And he still gets love in Akron. Maybe not as much as before the Decision but it's there.

StrengthAndHonor
06-20-2013, 01:35 PM
Dwights a fundamental catholic. He doesn't believe in using conteceptives. Respect the man's beliefs.

jeebus
06-20-2013, 01:35 PM
lol at you haters

last time I checked, God said to be fruitful and multiply. why would Kemp disobey God's word?

you fools.

Rogue
06-20-2013, 07:51 PM
didn't know bible kemp has mexican ancestry

whitemamba
06-20-2013, 07:55 PM
lol at you haters

last time I checked, God said to be fruitful and multiply. why would Kemp disobey God's word?

you fools.

:lol

Venti Quattro
06-20-2013, 09:27 PM
All boiled down:

Dwight 6
Kobe 5

Tee, hee.